What is wrong with women

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>>717764291
why would a man ever need to know that

>>717764291

There's no need for a man to know that, though?

People love making others look stupid and they won't shy a way from inventing reasons to do so.

>>717764291
okay, bitter...

>>717764570
>>717765009

>>virgins detected
obviously you've never lived with a woman. you'd just know after a day or two.

I'm a women and I don't even know the answer. I'd never expect a guy to know. Doesn't make him a child. This shit makes girls look crazy

Shut the fuck up bitches.

>>717764291
Idk like half a day?

>>717764291
It's a handful of hours before you 'should' change it out.
Toxic shock syndrome is no joke

>>717764291

Women have nothing to offer except for their holes, and so invent snarky shit-tests to increase their apparent value and fool men into trying to prove themselves for their affections

No longer than 6 hrs depending on bathroom use and flow. Yay what do I win...nothing..because that chick is just some sjw who thinks she is better than everyone because of her dna

>>717764291
I wanna say 4 hours

I know they risk toxic shock if they leave it in too long

>>717764291
A fun game is to ask your smartest female friend how a car's valves are opened and when they answer you'll realize women are children.

A fun game is to ask your smartest female friend how a 3 way light switch works and when they answer you'll realize women are children.

A fun game is to ask your smartest female friend what the point of a P trap is and when they answer you'll realize women are children.

A fun game is to ask your smartest female friend to field strip an common firearm and when they try you'll realize women are children.

A fun game is to ask your smartest female friend how a voter ID law is racist and when they answer you'll realize women are children.

A fun game is Rayman

>>717766015
>A fun game is to ask your smartest female friend what the point of a P trap is and when they answer you'll realize women are children.

Guarantee that if you found one that even knew what a P trap was, she would say it was so you could retrieve rings and other things dropped down the drain.

>>717764291
Ask a woman friend how hard a man has to work to support his woman, and when they answer you will know why some men turn gay

>>717766015
The biggest privilege of them all is ability to not know anything about mechanical and industrial systems and processes.

If you don't even have to know how to maintain and build even a little bit of the comfortable world around you you're getting an easy free ride.

>>717764291

A fun game is to ask any female friend what they really think about their BFF and when they answer you'll realize women are shallow cunts.

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>>717765279
>living with a woman

>>717764291
8 hours. When I'm on the toilet and don't have my phone, I read random stuff. A while back I read the tampon box.

Sjw'ing at it's finest. Absolutely disgusting.

>>717767188
that's got to be the absolute maximum though. I know some bitches have to change that shit out every few hours. heavy flow bitches.

>>717765279
>2017
>being an unvirgin

>>717764291
til it's full

I'm sure there's a cunt hud that tells you the blood level of your cooch cotton

and if there isn't there should be

>>717765279
bee married for 3 years and been living with my wife for 5

i have no idea how long they keep them in for and i dont care because i generally try and avoid her when she is bleeding

>>717766211
You are literally the only person saying sense in this thread.

>>717765279
>2017
>not being a wizard
what's wrong with you

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>>717767440

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg2UQPy5LO8

>>717767586
Mild Autism.
It's what's wrong with most of us.

>>717765279
>virgin
>living with a woman
As if these two are mutually exclusive

>>717766015
Hurt egos are easiest to spot.

if you responded with anything other than:
>who fucking cares?

then you are a cuck faggot

>>717765279
>Ive observed my girls period cycle and her tampons
>Im sexually successful

A traps ass doesn't count btw

>>717764291
I know the answer only because I remember an ep of Nip/Tuck where not-Dr. Doom guy's kid got sick from shoving a tampon up there cause she wanted to be an adult

>>717766484
but that is one purpose...

>>717768131
>Hurt ego
>Not knowing something I have absolutely no reason to know

vs

>Not knowing something that everyone alive should know

Totes.
Women know nothing about dicks, dudes know nothing about vaginas.

>>717764291

A fun game is to ask your smartest female friend an intimate question about the Penis and when they answer you'll realise Women are children.

My GF is a fucking Nurse and she had knew shockingly little about the human Penis.

>>717765279
I know this is bait but having sex does not help whatsoever with knowing how long a tampon should stay in. Nor does living with women, why you would want to do that in the first place I have no idea.
I'm not a Virginia and I grew up in the same house as my mother, yet I can only make a guess. Hell, even as a pre-med student I don't know. It's not exactly like women are keen on telling you all about their bloody discharge.

>>717768360

it's more like an added bonus. it's not the reason why they are installed.

>>717764291
Honestly I've never been with a women who has periods. If they menstruate, I tell them to fuck off. Would I Girl wanna fuck I guy with pisses blood out his dick?

Because they're selfish creatures built to destroy you financially and emotionally.

>>717768360
A use is not a purpose.
A paper clip can be used to puncture your nail to relieve the pressure of bleeding under it.
A paper clip is not for that.

A p trap is to keep the smell of raw sewage out of your house.
It's just a water barrier.
That is literally the only purpose.
You think the solvent welded p trap under your tub is going to help you retrieve your ring?
You think the p trap in your porcelain toilet it going to help you retrieve your ring?
They're not. You might as well say garbage disposals are to catch your ring.

>>717764291
>F : Shitlord, do you even know how long do we strong women keep a tampon in?
>M : I don't know that, but I do know you should use a diva cup instead. It's 2017 now darling.

Some of us use pads and we change them when we use the rest room

>>717765279

If you were the experienced ladies man you claim to be, you'd know that every Womans period is different. Each period can be different from the last. My Wife has a heavy flow and has to change hers out twice a day. Sometimes she doesn't and it can only be once a day change.

I've been with a Woman who bled so little on her period that she didn't bother even wearing one.

>>717765009
Not really.

>>717768715
>inb4 S trap

>>717768516
This.
Living with a man and fucking him won't give a woman the slightest idea of how often a man masturbates.
There are plenty of things we just don't tell each other.
I don't yell out everytime I am going to take a shit so people can keep track.

>A fun game is to ask your smartest female friend how much time it takes to pee after ejaculation

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>>717768516
>I'm not a Virginia

>>717764291
They're not alpha.

>>717769135
I can piss with a raging boner and immediately after ejaculating, I never understood people pretending they couldn't piss.
Same goes for corssing your legs. Dudes always pretend like they've got such a big package that they can't cross their legs because it gets crushed.
But I have no problem and I've got a 7" dong with fairly sizeable nads.

>>717764291
Ask a woman how often you need to change a cars oil, When they answer you'll realize that all women are children.

>Snarky troll reply

>>717769747
Ya well you can get an infection by peeing right after ejaculating. Good luck with that

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>mfw my gf had no idea dicks can get bigger when erect
>had never heard of "growers" and "showers"
>didn't know dicks are extra sensitive after ejaculation

>>717769888
Piss is sterile you fucking retard.

>>717769891
Was she a literal kid, you sick pedo?

>>717769888

>Ya well you can get an infection by peeing right after ejaculating

u wot m8. Peeing cleans out your dickhole and blasts out any leftover jizz

>>717769888
>>717770003
i call it magma cum, it only happens if i pee directly after i cum

you have to constantly piss for like 45 min and it burns like fuck

>>717766015
>>717764291


fun game, ask anyone anything they dont know, realise everyone is child

>>717770025

No, she was 24 at the time and she's a fully qualified nurse.

>>717770122
How do you piss for 45 minutes straight?
Like if I've got a good solid full blast going for more than 60 seconds that would be insanely impressive.

>>717764291
My gf changes every 4 or 5 hours awake. My girl uses the pad thing at night though. I'll go with that answer. I'm sure every chick is different though.

>>717769888
>get an infection by peeing

>>717770122
>i call it magma cum
>piss for like 45 min and it burns like fuck

You guys are fucking retarded

>>717768503
Does she know more about non-human penis?

>>717770003
Not always... Ever hear of a UTI? Affects more than just your urethra, friendo.

>>717770591

Yes, she lets dogs fuck her while I touch myself in the corner

>>717768503
What does fucking a nurse have to do with anything?

>>717770508
nothing comes out, im just saying it feels like you are pissing the entire time with a slight burn

no std, just happens if i piss like 2 sec after an orgasm

>>717770122
That's just a bladder spasm. Isn't a bad thing, just all your shit down there is going out of control for whatever reason it can. If it lasts more than a few hours, then I'd be worried about some kind of infection.
Happens to me a few times, either after masturbation or sex.

Guy with hemorrhoids here.

I keep one in until I have to take a shit, then I use another right after

>>717764570
/thread

>>717770652
>>717770652
you get uti cause you don't shower you nasty neckbeard retard i piss after spooging all the time and never had one so stop looking like a goofball will ya?

>>717770879
wait what?

>>717764291
nevermind my smartest male friend just guessed a fucking week

>>717770929
I've never had a UTI, faggot. A burning sensation lasting a few days is just a symptom of it. Jesus, ever fucking time someone goes on full retard troll mode.

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>>717770830

>why should a medical professional know about the Human body

>>717771069
fire cock

>>717764291
too much ego, not enough actual merit.
I treat my gf like shit all the time and she's slowly becoming a normal person.

>>717770830
>Medically trained
>having knowledge about human body

Do you pretend to be stupid or do maybe think it's genetic?

>>717768138
underrated comment

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>>717769891

>>717770929
Also, a UTI in a female is not caused by not washing, most of the time. If anything, it's the exact opposite, or many other factors. My gf got a UTI after wearing a leotard for a halloween party while she was trying to be Raven from Teen Titans.
>inb4 you got cucked
I was literally with her the entire night.

>>717770935
>He's never had explosive hemorrhoids that result in a quarter pint of blood lost each time he has to shit

>>717770652
Why would you have a UTI?
That's not caused by piss, that's caused by shit. Which is why women get them.

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>>717765335
do you....do you not have periods? or common sense?

>>717768503
But she has held a few hundred of them.

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>When a woman can't tell how much my fuckmaster 5000 with semen collection tray is worth.
What a fucking child LOL

>>717765279
Raised by single mother with sister
Now married with daughter of my own and teenage girl we adopted.
Often buying bra's, razors, medication and pads for girls.

No idea how long they keep one in for, why would I?

>>717768138
What if you're a single father with a daughter, who's wife was killed during your daughter's childhood and didn't teach her the ways of puberty?

>>717765335
Titties?

>>717771405
read >>717771069 and >>717771376

I honestly have no idea what causes a UTI in a male.

>>717771376
Girls get UTI's because their UT is shorter and a lot closer to the pooper.
Women wipe their ass and some how manage to smear shit all over their pussies. I don't know why they wipe back to front but they do.

>>717771359
>>717771186
And how does fucking a medically trained person somehow transfer the knowledge to the girl?

>>717771376
UTIs are also caused by girls not taking a piss after they have sex, wiping back to front when shitting, and if their vagina lives in squalor.

but they're not that hard to treat. go to the doctor, get antibacterial medication, one week on that and you're all good.

>>717771557
>Daughter doesn't have a sex ed class, no female friends her age.
I've already failed at that point, no need for me to be a walking encyclopedia.

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>>717764291
Ask your smartest female friend the order you remove the lug nuts when replacing the tire on a 5-lug wheel and you'll realize that women are helpless children.

Correct answer: could be years as it depends on how big of a cunt they are

>>717767564
Meaning you've just created as paradox.

>>717770125
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>>717771682
She didn't wash the leotard before wearing it, plus she was wearing 2 other layers of clothing, so I'm going to assume that's what caused it. I was surprised to learn that actually overwashing a vagina causes lots of infections in women. Why are women's privates designed so poorly?

>>717764291
Girls are dumb.

>>717771848
Any order.
Removing them doesn't fucking matter.
I usually leave the top one for last so the wheel doesn't fall off as violently.

When torquing anything you should go in a star pattern. It doesn't matter if it's 4 bolts or 40. There are more stars than 5 pointed.
On 8 lug's I tighten one, skip 2, tightened, skip two etc etc etc until I get back to the first one.

>>717768411
I have no reason to know any of the things you mentioned. I'm not some greasemonkey mechanic.

I would say about 4 hours or no longer than every time that they piss, if they're clean bitches.

But why in the fuck should I be smart if I guess this useless bullshit and why should I even care...

>>717769214
kek

>>717772017
Over washing as a human in general is bad.
Your natural oils and bacteria are good for your body.
Stop fighting evolution.

>>717764291
>What is wrong with women
Everything has to be 100% about them 100% of the time. If it isn't they think you're being selfish and they won't bat an eyelid at the irony or hypocrisy of that.

>>717767440
Mine just gets submissive and needy

>>717772096
Removing them does matter because you could end up putting undue torque on the brake caliper.

>>717770834
Why are you peeing 2 seconds after an orgasm? How is that even possible? You'd either be peeing into a vagina or your hand.

Unless you wank over the toilet like a sad weirdo.

>>717764291
>men are children
why did she have to go full cunt mode, I thought this tweet was going to be somewhat funny until she generalized all men

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dude no one in here really knows?

the amount of time a tampon should stay in is 8 hours, thats what your gynecologist would tell you if you had a pussy. constantly replacing a tampon can irritate your vag. leaving it in too long is not healthy.

>>717772103
I thought all of that was basic knowledge tbqh

>>717765335
If you didn't know you'd have died of toxic shock syndrome by now.

Nursefag here. Safe bet is 3-6 hours depending on the absorbance and flow of the period. Any longer than 12 hours puts you at risk for toxic shock syndrome, which is fairly deadly if you don't recognize it and get it treated: it can seem like a cold until it's too late.


Now, why any man not in the medical field would need to know that is beyond me.

>>717772272
My gf on her period gets needy and wants cuddles. Hardly ever compensates when I get a boner from it. So it's either live with boner while she falls asleep on me, or listen to her complain while I play my vidya or watch a movie while browsing 4chins.

>>717772318
Not sure what kind of cars you work on, but the wheel hub / bearing assembly is not substantially transferring force through the caliper to the knuckle.
I work at a truck depot for Michelin, I've been working on cars my entire life, I have a turbo esprit which funny enough has inboard rear brakes. No ASE material, tech, or mechanic or even engineer I've ever seen or talked to has ever mentioned anything about this nonsensical stress you're talking about. Don't drop the wheel on the backing plate is about the only advice for removing a wheel.

>>717764291
Kek I came here for a women hate thread and found a UTI thread. You autists absolutely amaze me

>>717771557
then i would find out

wow a 20 second google search

shit id tell her to fucking google it

>>717771697
>Being this stupid.

Let me bring out the plasticine for you....

People go to university to get educated.

Medically trained people take courses at those universities.

Among st those courses are physiology and anatomy.

Anatomy and physiology teach people about how the body works.

Amongst how the body works, are things like: how an erection works. How each sexes genitalia works. And a plethora of other factoids that would make people in the medical field, more likely to know about those facts.

I hope I didn't use too big of words for you...

>>717768867
A heavy flow means you need to change your tampon out every two hours. There are actual guidelines to this that GYN's hand out so a woman knows if her flow is abnormal.

You are clearly lying or just don't know nearly as much as you think you do.

>>717772948
Condescending little cunt. Fuck off, you're ruining the fun.

>men are children
>her shirt literally says "who farted"

ok

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Honestly you're just giving her what she wants. They do this shit for attention and people give them copious amounts of it everytime. This stuff would go away quite fast if it were just ignored; but we're collectively too stupid for that to ever happen.

>>717768560
Beautiful experience to read. Better than the Iliad in the original greek.

All of western civilization has led up to the creation of this masterpiece.

>>717771376
UTIs are actually extremely frequent in women. Thongs, tight clothes, humid environment, not peeing after sex, etc.

All women will have a couple UTI's in their life.

>>717773232
With out it we wouldn't have anything to talk about.
Entertaining stupid ideas is fun.
Kill yourself, you're the fun police.

Ask women about fingerboxes and when they don't know, it'll be obvious how childish they are.

>>717766211
/Thread

>>717764291
Like 1-3 hours?

>>717773137
hitler was right

>>717773341
>With out it we wouldn't have anything to talk about.
Your life is so devoid of interest that without this topic, you'd have nothing to talk about; but I'm the one ruining your fun? Nigga it just sounds like your life is shit. Had you ever considered that?

>>717769888
Who the fuck deigned to give the head trauma patient trips?

>>717767401
Get to a patent office before I do

>>717764291
>i dont know im not a woman
ask your smartest female friend any math question

>>717766015
Fun game you can play, give a women a screwdriver and realize that woman are retards.

>>717770652
Your bait game is strong, but without finesse.

>>717773315
>not peeing after sex
Never really understood this part. My gf rarely pee's after I have sex with her, the only UTI she's had since she's been with me was during the leotard thing. She only goes to the bathroom after sex so she can wipe the semen away, unless semen has some weird anti-bacterial properties I don' tknow about..

>>717773344
If you want to see how childish a woman really is then just ask her what her rational, conscious understanding of equality is; then compare it to how she behaves and expects real life to be for her.

>>717772951
Yeah and then when your slut-of-a-gf fucks one of those educated people she knows all that too?

>>717772951
Im sorry, anon. You are correct im pretty dumb and stubborn when im wrong

>>717764291
A fun game is to ask your smartest male friend how long a woman keeps a tampon in for and when they answer you'll realize men don't give a shit

No, really, what's the answer?

>>717764291
Theyre illogical.
>driving to mall with wife
>omg, why are you turning here
> because i can pass the traffic lights and arrive 15 minutes earlier
>oh, ok, i guess

>>717773735
Did... did someone on 4chan admit to be being wrong?

What the fuck is going on....???

Someone check on Satan!

>>717765279
I'm surprised I'm the first person this occurred to: So how long does a woman keep a tampon in for then?

>>717773634
because women generally have shorter urinary tracts than men
it is more likely for shit caught in the end of it to work its way up and cause an infection
but congratulations on having a gf with the urinary tract of a man

>>717773634
Some people have superior immune systems than others. It's about bacterial being pushed into the urethra. So if her urethra is further away from her vagina than a standard woman, she'll be less likely to get an infection from sexual activity.

Also, if she prefers to have sex after showers, or if she has thinner thighs, or any number of things that reduce bacteria in the area.

Maybe she's lucky tho I'm a nurse not her obgyn

It sounds like she's trying to start the next trending topic among the...going to use my sister's terminology...fat, ugly, purple haired people.

The next defining tweet is going to be, "I asked my bf to insert my tampon for me and he refused! What a misogynist! I broke up with him right there!"

>>717773945
buy a tampon box and read the back of it.

or google tampons and look at images of the back of the box

>>717764291

>2017
>not freebleeding

She's already a cuck of the patriarchy.

>>717765530
vastly underrated post

>>717773232
Who cares what people on a Ukrainian folk art appreciation website are talking about at midnight in the middle of the week?

>>717774168
kk samefag

>>717772103
No, god forbid you understand the inner workings of everyday objects.

Prideful ignorance at its finest, don't ever change.

>>717764291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>717774239

>Ukrainian folk art

Had to think long and hard about the one. GG anon

>>717773903
Literally one of the best posts in this shit thread.

Anything that bleeds for a quarter of its life and does not die is evil....

>>717773480
It's the thread that's most interested me on /b/ right now.
So yeah.
Apparently you too.
Come up with something better m8.

>>717764291
Wow I actually liked this bitch in the shows she's on. Now I fucking hate her. I didn't know she was such a huge sjw nazi piece of shit. Link to tweet so we can leslie jones her?

>>717772318
The fuck you talking about? The rotor / hub assembly holds the tire. The caliper has nothing to be tensioned

>>717774302
nah, you're just proud that you DO know what those things are so you pretend like everyone should and you're superior for knowing.

Everyone has things that they know more than average about. That's fine. But they're different things.

You know about mechanic shit, I know some extra shit about biology, other people know cool stuff about history and how to program in different languages.

Don't be a dick, you're not better than anyone.

>>717771848
>>717772096
I suppose you could say: "What would you do if your tire went flat in the middle of nowhere with no one around?"
...and that might be easier with a similar answer. But they're not helpless if they're able to get men to do what they can't. Unless no men are around, that would be a different scenario. So basically, if a girl is hot, all she needs to do is rely on being pretty and any guy thinking with his dick will do anything for her. That's how you know that both genders are stupid, but one relies more on the other for practicality and it isn't hard to guess which one is that. Say that to anyone strongly supportive of their gender, and they'll both agree since they see their gender as the self-reliant one. The ones who have a clue know better and only a small handful would take offense at that.

>>717774302
Plumber here.
You'd be amazed how many women do not know how to shut the water off to their house.
Their 200k-5 million dollar investment, that they don't know how to protect from serious damage.

Women are retarded, but should be heard. So many men try to belittle their wife when we're talking about what ever project is happening in their house, even though the women do have valid points periodically.

>>717774161
You're missing the point. Also:
>Buy a box of something so you can read the back of it

>>717774855
But if men didn't constantly do things like that for women, women would simply learn to do them?

both human. same. just currently the way things are going, women are kinda shitty. because they're able to be.

>>717774693
u wot m8.
That wasn't even the guy who posted that.

If you don't know anything about essentials in your life then you're a privileged shit lord.
Everyone needs to be a jack of all trades to an extent.
If you're only a mile deep and an inch wide you're a failure.
You need to be atleast an inchdeep everywhere.

>>717775115
>implying there is a point

>>717770834
It happens to me too, I don't think it's normal tho

>>717775249
Nope.
Study after study has shown if a man won't solve a womans problem she will sabotage the entire group and potentially get everyone killed.

>>717774693
I didn't imply I was better than anyone. But both men and women use cars. Only women use tampons...

Also I'm a biochemistry grad student, there's no reason you can't know biology and how to change your oil or recover files from your computer or do some light plumbing or some home renovations. Just spend your time productively.

typical "LOL MEN R DUM" bullshit. like this idiot knows anything about dicks other than what they taste like

>>717771514
Kek'd hard bro

>>717775260
I don't see how not knowing how to fix a sink makes you privileged, cunt. Plenty of people that are regularly discriminated against/poor/etc have no clue how to do that.

You're putting imaginary importance on simple tasks that aren't very important at all. I can just call a plumber. Or a friend. Or suck it up. Or just fucking go for it and see if I can just logic to fiddle with the sink and fix it.

Also, your little metaphor with inches and miles is retarded and doesn't make sense the way you phrased it. Lucky for you I understood because I've read it used properly elsewhere.

>>717775514
okay mgtow

>>717775553
No, you're a neckbeard in your mom's basement.

But there's one subject you know the MOST about. Life isn't skyrim, bro

>>717775922
Poor people have to know how to fix a sink.
Believe me. I don't work in houses worth less than 200k.
The majority of houses I work in are over a million and the husband doesn't own any tools.

>>717764291
>how long does the average erection last
>dont know that? deserves to be raped

>>717775476
There definitely is; you just missed it. My point was that this guy is giving people shit for not knowing how long women have their tampons in before they attract bears; but didn't at any stage prove or even imply that he knew it himself.

>>717775514
Are there actual studies that support my misogyny, or are you just tugging my dick?

>>717776223
Poor people don't always have sinks, asshole. Also, you should be happy if people can't fix a sink. If they all did there would be no need for you.