hold on... I have a chart...
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
Not by a longshot. She's not even paying attention to the onions she's cutting. For safety reasons, I'm going to have to reject this girl under the notion that she very well might be a liability to both her and myself.
Sounds very exotic, better get right to it
one who doesn't have any connection to my wife.
a lack of vocal cords would be an asset as well, 'cause i know i won't find one smart enough to keep her mouth shut when she should.
Cheryl Tunt from Archer. She is a sexual masochist who is worth approx. $500 million. What more can a man ask for? A bitch who you can strangle fuck inside of her Victorian mansion.
ok dude that's real fuckin neato man please dont shoot anyone
Despite what she wants you to do, you shouldn't come up with things that can looked upon to compare what you want to what you have. It's not good for the both of you, and such ideas of coming up with charts like this cannot do you any good.
You should tell her this. Even though you think this is only for and her, anyone with a right mind would be concerned, and for good reason.
literally laughing out loud because this is the best answer in the entire fucking thread. very underrated post. good job anon. have some tits and ass and pussy.
The one I pushed away from me all those years ago.