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What kind of girlfriend do you want?

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What kind of girlfriend do you want?
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a real one would be nice
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>>717748444
Kek
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>>717748444
/thread
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A silent one.
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>>717748697
dsoiewl dsbrv erj k dswt
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>>717748697
sheeeeeiiittttt
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Preferably female.
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>>717748697
What was her name? I know she's famous
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>>717748350
who is this woman?
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>>717748350
The one that doesn't force me into wearing otaku cat ears, while abusing my anus, with a magical wand. And doesn't refer to her vagina as "Boy-pussi".
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>>717748350
I want a girlfriend who thinks she's a turkey.
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The girl I like is short and has brown wavy hair. more or less my go to
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One with a penis.
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>>717748350
hold on... I have a chart...
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>>717748697
gey
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>>717748350
the kind who stays in the kitchen, faggot.
:D
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>>717749931
Holy shit you're pathetic lmao
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>>717749461
Boipucci is a twink love hole sempai
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>>717748697
faggot
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A married one that knows how to keep her mouth shut and asshole open.
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>>717749931
Do you show this to anyone on your social media outlets?
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>>717748697
wanna play it safe
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one like this plz
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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
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>>717750459
holy fuck
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>>717749964
I found the perfect girl for you.
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>>717748350
one that will snort research chemicals with me
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>>717750722
what an annoying narcissistic cunt
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>>717750722
Not by a longshot. She's not even paying attention to the onions she's cutting. For safety reasons, I'm going to have to reject this girl under the notion that she very well might be a liability to both her and myself.
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>>717748444
trips of truth
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>>717750147
Sounds very exotic, better get right to it
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>>717748350
one who doesn't have any connection to my wife.
a lack of vocal cords would be an asset as well, 'cause i know i won't find one smart enough to keep her mouth shut when she should.
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>>717749682
those are the best kind
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>>717750869
she's blind not narcisstic, have a heart
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>>717750125
>>717750338

this is just for me. GF wanted me to make it.
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One that my wife doesn't find out about
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>>717748350
i want one with tits like this
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One that society wouldn't accept.
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>>717748350
Cheryl Tunt from Archer. She is a sexual masochist who is worth approx. $500 million. What more can a man ask for? A bitch who you can strangle fuck inside of her Victorian mansion.
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>>717749461
y tho?
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>>717751851
because retard
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>>717749931
ok dude that's real fuckin neato man please dont shoot anyone
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>>717748697
Faggot
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>>717751658
Despite what she wants you to do, you shouldn't come up with things that can looked upon to compare what you want to what you have. It's not good for the both of you, and such ideas of coming up with charts like this cannot do you any good.

You should tell her this. Even though you think this is only for and her, anyone with a right mind would be concerned, and for good reason.
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>>717751885
literally laughing out loud because this is the best answer in the entire fucking thread. very underrated post. good job anon. have some tits and ass and pussy.
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The one I pushed away from me all those years ago.
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>>717750525
I miss CAKE
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>>717748697
xd
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