W-welcome to Tea with Alice!
Have a p-problem you need to discuss? S-some troubles you've b-been having? J-just someone to tell you it is g-going to be okay?
I'm here f-for you Anonymous.
W-would you like some tea?
Is this a fucking dragon dildo?
You know, for once, everything is going just as it should, and that's nice.
I'm still frightened about talking to my mother about being transgender, but I am, increasingly, growing more confident. Thanks illegal hormones!
I d-don't have one, sorry <4
*blinks* S-sorry, I've only g-got various other amphetamines. No blue s-sky!
G-good to be back!
D-don't do illegal hormones you idiot.
I have a friend who wants to quite his shitty job. However, this is his first one, and I don't want to have him get into the precedent of quitting when he temporarily hates his job. How can I convince him to stay?
Thank you for any advice.
I l-literally don't have any of those things <4
I'm f-from /vg/ if anything.
N-not yet! That's f-for the cooking thread!
Already h-have <4
But why am I here?
Alice wanna be my waifu? I will gove you tons of love and orgasms.
F-friendly reminder, tea is g-good for you and t-tastes good too <4
W-why shouldn't he quit if h-he doesn't like his job? You l-literally said it was shitty, why should h-he be there?
S-sorry, I don't <4
>Already planning on lewding the waifu.
Chill down, anon.
It's too late!
They're in my body!
Blocking my T!
Replacing it with E!
Don't worry, though. I've studied quite thoroughly and I know the warning signs to look for.
The warning signs like "I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, because hormones don't block T, antiandrogens do?"
Seek a doctor; don't take medication without medical assistance. It is dangerous.
D-do you mean the blog that's been debunked, itself, over and over?
Q-quite well, just about to pour the tea <4
Y-yes, that's been debunked many times before, thanks <4
Self medication always plays at the edge of the knife, anon, I once died for swallowing a pair of tic-tacs :^(.
(joke aside, be careful)
I dont get to drink to get drunk often, like once every 3 months tops but when I do I just get super wasted.
I also dont like drinking with my friends because its just more chill to get drunk at my pc.
would that constitute a drunking problem?
Effect! And s-she isn't plush, b-but she is a hard worker.
L-let me pour you a cup <4
I've pushed away everyone in my life how do i become human again
Give me ideas for a Mind Flayer lair in D&D and I'll post in your thread.
Neither of his degrees (BA in Math and in Psychology) are very useful to getting him a job unless he goes to grad school. Work in his area is scarce, and he's not able to live with his parent forever.
And I'm worried about him falling into the NEET pit for a while if he does quit.
D-drinking to get drunk is usually a b-bad sign, as w-well as drinking alone.
I'd say that it is certainly something to be wary of.
M-mostly by literally all of the evidence on t-there being either provided by me (and therefore public knowledge) or opinions w-with no basis in fact?
N-no idea what that is.
S-sorry, I'm not t-that kind of girl <4
HIT ME UP WIF A CUP! Also ALice, if i have a silo with 4 tons of water. and i apply force on every angle, keep in mind this silo cannot break, Would it become soo hot it would create Plasma?
your stove and microwave clocks aren't sinked up
>manly legs and arms
>trying to pass as a girl for years on 4ch
Just cut the bullshit Alice, you're trying to pick newfags in /b/ when everyone else who's lurking for years already know you have a boipucci.
Well obviously I know that. I mean, of course I'm on an AA as well, it's just easier to say a catch-all "hormones"
It's not as if this is an endgame, but without insurance, and without a therapist in town to write the letter to get the doctor to prescribe them, this is a second-best, I'm fucking almost 28 and feel like killing myself plan. I know what I'm doing, I feel great, so I'm sorry that I was only able to move forward once we parted.
Naturally. I've had to make a couple adjustments already >.>
...I h-have a BA in Psychology, and I've got a g-great job.
All you are telling me is that you don't think he should stop working at his job, n-not that he actually shouldn't.
I h-have no idea, does this magical world have the concept of fusion still?
N-neither of them are clocks <4
Google it, nerd.
W-why don't you tell m-me what is REALLY wrong, Anonymous?
>E X P O S E D
Could you elaborate a bit? You say you don't feel human anymore?
Y-you clearly don't know what you are doing, given what y-you are doing is illegal and dangerous, especially as y-you cannot get testing done f-for the numerous problems that can occur....w-without a doctor.
What state do you live in?
I g-got one without a degree at all; I've only r-recently completed my BA's.
You don't need a degree, you need a skill.
T-they are timers, not clocks.
D-don't have one <4
Y-yes, I'm a woman <4 W-where is the confusion?
S-someone with just a BA isn't g-going to make bank that easily.
D-does anyone need anything? M-more tea perhaps?
An abandoned temple, obviously.
I know a blood lab. It's more expensive than having the doctor do the work, but they'll take it without a referral. I know the risks, and it's only a stopgap measure until I can get a drivers license.
Which, given the amount of snow on the roads, could prove more complicated than expected...
I'm off from work until Monday, any ideas of how to pass time?
>D-don't have one <4
Yeah sure you don't, faggot.
Enjoy your thread.
Thank you for the advice, Alice.
F-free of course <4 Everything in Wonderland is <4
I l-lose weight v-very easily...
S-start a new project <4
N-not an attention w-whore, so doesn't apply <4
N-not for a long long time.
I j-just lose weight easily!
I w-will, thank you!
OH NO... THERES NO WAY...COULD IT BE
M-my pleasure <4
I wish I was more like you tbh Alice. I can't even motivate myself to go back to school for fear of failure and you can go on here and be subjected to all this shit over and over and keep going. How do you do it fam?
ITS THE DEADMAN! THE DEADMAN HAS COME BACK TO POST. WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS
>I j-just lose weight easily!
Okay then tell me the difference in weight between this >>717745443 and this skeleton here >>717744057
I'll just say that this is not healthy alice.
alice, I passed on a chance to ask a girl out that I might have actually had a shot with because various things weren't going to work out with a potential relationship, like distance, schedules, etc. I'm not really broken up about it, but is there a way of knowing if that was a good call on my part?
Some fire ass mixtapes yo.
J-jazz and blues <4
Motivation isn't what m-makes you do things, or what y-you use to do things. You GAIN motivation BY doing things.
Anyone can do what I do, all of it, my job, my work as Alice, my volunteer work, even my knowledge and skills were all learned with commonly available items.
The question is, do you want it? How badly do you want it? Are you willing to put the time, the energy, the effort in?
If so, if you want it, make a schedule. Make sure you do things, each and every day, to advance that goal. Eat, shit, piss, and sweat it.
That's how I do it. And you can too, Anonymous. You just have to...try.
Hey Alice, I'm having trouble getting up during the day because i stay up so late. I'm not working right now but i feel like shit because I never leave my house. what can I do to start living life again? I cant handle having free time I don't do anything with it.
I think she makes them because she enjoys doing so, sweetcheeks
About 15 p-pounds.
Nothing about me is healthy, dear.
Except I d-don't, so you saying "clearly" just s-shows your own bias dear <4
W-what happened dear?
Eh, more power to him. When I am doing weird shit online I am hanging sheets so people cant even tell what color my walls are, and this guy has his whole kitchen visible.
I act like a normlie all the fucking time and think someday someone might actulay come to my home and maybe regonize it, but I am just weird and have no friends and I really shouldnt worry.
Hi Alice!! How are you? Will you ignore me as always? </3
What would you suggest bear in mind i'm not as skilled as you are
This anon has some solid advice >>717746466
Go to bed early tonight, set up a clock alarm and take a shower in the morning, then proceed to clean up your room/house and cook! Start there and keep thinking about things to do! Like, going out to check out clothes in stores or pretty much anything you can think of.
Cuteness h-has nothing to do with gender, so w-why would traps not be cute?
Y-yes. Do it, and then see how it turns out.
Then you'll know.
*blinks* That s-seems easy. Stop staying up at night.
Look, if you want to do something, do it.
If you want to leave your house, go for a walk.
Make sure you do it every day, if it is something you feel is worth while.
If you have too much free time, spend it trying to find a job, or on a personal project, or on something you enjoy or want to learn.
...but nothing is going to happen because I wave a magic wand and tell you do X Y and Z. You have to commit, and follow through, and that's hard, it's so so hard, but I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry Anonymous.
That's the only thing that will do it. If you put the effort in. That's all. You can do anything if you try, but you have to....try.
Oh a reply, neat. I could use some input on a personal problem though
>be me, more or less living the shut-in life
>no interests outside of vidya and getting fucked up, even then just to pass time
>no experience at all with opposite sex
>at my shitty job, notice girl giving me attention
>odd as i never interact with anyone there
>get to talking, she seems pretty into me, asks about personal shit, my interests, etc
>realize i literally have nothing to say, no hobbies, no interests, no passions, etc...
>feel like a shell of a human being
I know the solution would be to pick up hobbies and get out there and shit, but im not sure if i even want that.
Y-yeah, my depression h-has been less recently.
I'm a g-girl.
G-good luck. Feel free to contact me at [email protected] if y-you need further help.
It's a d-doll silly.
S-sorry to hear that; it's n-not been that debilitating for me <4
Well, this is certainly a mess.
Anyway, remember that true strength lies in believing in yourself, not in anyone else, and putting in the work to be the person you're meant to be, even when it's hard or you're alone.
why do you do this alice?, just an honest question
>Except I d-don't, so you saying "clearly" just s-shows your own bias dear <4
Why else would you be bringing your personality into an anonymous board? Why even lie about this in the first place?
*sighs and looks down*
I finally got the guts to ask out this girl I've been friends for a long time now...I-I guess you can say she's my best friend...
It was after school as usual as I get out of biology. I go to the lunch tables and sit there waiting for her....A couple.minutes past as I finally see her. Blushing and smiling looking at the perfect opportunity to go and ask I stop in my tracks aa this guy hugs her from behind...I say to myself "W-what?..." my blood turns cold as I see her turn around and kiss that guy....
TURN LOCATION ON PUSSY FIGHT ME FOR REAL NOT ONLINE
>Nothing about me is healthy, dear.
So we can assume you have some disorders?
W-what skills do you have?
L-love and cheer!
I'm p-pretty sure the strength of a bundle doesn't c-come from each arrow believing in itself.
B-because if I don't, n-no one will.
Y-you have a limited imagination, it s-seems. I'm not lying either, b-but that's okay. I l-love you anyway, doll <4
Why are you guys so obsessed with genders anyway? Geez...
Oh shit is that gary fucking oak?
But you don't fire a bundle of arrows. Arrows sitting in a quiver aren't doing anything.
Probably shouldn't date your best friend anyway. Muddles the relationship. Don't worry, there's a lot of people out there. Good on you for trying, though!
Alice why you just don't do something good for everyone (included yourself) and tell us something about you, obviously not going into heavy details just to know you more and fuck the haters.
stupid people don't like things they can't put a label on
and that's the only reason why? darn alice, god- emperor bless you
Sub par tier programming skills, Kyouma here btw
>I'm a g-girl.
And I am a lonely parinoid guy that is just assuming you might be another person just messing with people. No offence if you arent a penis person.
Advice then. I said I dont really have any friends, women, or really have any hobbies outside of messing around with computers and watching anime and movies. I live in a small town and have no fucking idea how to meet people and have had a good job but have been almost hikki because theres no reason to go out. How can I even meet people?
If y-you know the solution and r-refuse to do it, then w-what can I do to help you?
I h-have a lot of physical issues stemming from an injury.
Circumstances w-were fine in this one; you c-chose easier safety over a r-risk.
Y-you do if you are HawkEye
*blinks* W-what do you think I've done for t-the past six years now?
I m-miss BWA guy.
it s-sure seems like it.
W-why don't you pick up a book and r-read it cover to cover on a p-programming language then?
T-the broken deserve a place in t-the light. If we d-don't make such a place, w-who will?
It's b-been six years dude, that's some h-hell of a paranoia.
What do you do, with regards to "messing with computers"? Tell me more.
C-coffee, tea, or m-me?
ONE THING YOU CAN DO IS STOP SAYING "SIGHS AND LOOKS DOWN" WHEN INITIATING A THOUGHT,
>*blinks* W-what do you think I've done for t-the past six years now?
I've seen your threads from like 2-3 years? and I never say something about you aside very little details.
For example what about answer these:
>Your injury and problems
>Boyfriend or Girlfriend?
>Single for so long
>Murrica or yuropoor
well good luck with that, sucks you chose such an autistic place to bring light into
Alice. You always try your best to help /b/. Tonight I want to return the favour. So do you have a problem you want to discuss? Some troubles that you have? Do you need someone to tell you that it's gonna be fine? And I could go for some tea if you're kind. ^^
F-foolish people t-think there are universal truths w-without evidence. Transgenderism h-has substantial evidence, b-both in the animal kingdom and in h-human brain studies, while genderfluidness h-has nearly no studies.
The evidence doesn't currently exist to either condemn nor embrace such labels, so why do you act the same as those who embrace them?
W-when I realized I h-had a vagoo and t-they had a ponos
This one right here is the one that makes more sense of them all.
Well I guess I wan't clear enough. I know what I need to do, but I don't know how to make myself want that. I don't understand how anyone does it. But I know that sooner or later I'm gonna need to get my shit together.
Go and see a popular movie on release day, make friends. Find an anime club, or go to a computer/anime convention. Don't do things you don't enjoy to try and make friends or you'll wind up around people you don't like
That's a cop-out, Alice-chan, and you're aware of it. It is true each of us is larger than ourselves, but if you don't know yourself, you'll only weaken the chain, not strengthen it.
It's not swapping gender if you were that gender to begin with, silly. Gender is brain structure, not body design.
Just a passing blood God asking for help
How do I kill myself right
I've tried three times now
/b/ is m-my home.
H-have you ever even seen /b/?
All of t-those questions have b-been answered dozens of times over.
I'm f-fine, thank you <4 B-but here is some tea.
Only other people stupid think what care.
Birds with arms, it's old meme day apparently.
>It's b-been six years dude, that's some h-hell of a paranoia.
You've been postin for 6 years? Never saw a thread before although I dont spend a pile of time on /b/
>What do you do, with regards to "messing with computers"? Tell me more.
humm? Hardware mostly, I find programing boring, I have a knack for just being able to fix things, build computers, and I just have a interest in new techy things and news. Like I said I live in a small town so theres no groups or clubs or anything like that to talk to people about it and since I spend most of my day working alone and traveling I dont even talk to people at work.
Hi Azazel, back at it again I see.
SHIT NIGGA, THEM DUBS TELLING US TO BRACE OURSELVES
I've explained it three times, b-but here's another try. Maybe different words will work where basic concepts have failed.
People. Do it. By. Putting. In. Time.
That's it. There's no secret mantra, no special words, no magic wand, it's just effort.
Figure out what you want to do.
Make a plan about how you'll get from A to B.
Schedule that plan onto days, weeks, months, and years.
Execute on that schedule.
Odd t-that I'm so strong then.
I mean, insulting them is not right either, don't put yourself to their same level, if reason doesn't work then you pretty much know it's not worth trying to make them change idea, and insulting them won't make it easier.
Uhhh yes, not the one you see in the waifu threads though, i'm a different one.
I'm doing that actually a book you suggested but as the book progresses i feel dumber and dumber
wasn't meant to be an insult, just an observation
well, might as well conform to the memes and actually ask it, how come /b/ is your home and [spoiler]do you a peener?[spoiler]
T-that's interesting; s-so you build things. Do y-you have a raspberry pi? Maybe a r-roomba you've taken apart and put back together?
Where do you work?
It w-was always that.
S-so is anything worth doing.
T-that makes....23 times someone h-has said something similar to that.
G-good! That means y-you are learning! I feel d-dumb all the time as I l-learn new things!
My life's gone to shit again and I'm done, I got no one left
I've b-been here since 2004, and no.
T-try sending me a message.
H-have a good night!
>The evidence doesn't currently exist to either condemn nor embrace such labels,
It clearly does. We're not biologically capable of changing sex. If you can't see this, or choose to ignore it, you're a fucking idiot.
It really doesn't. Your chromosomes are, barring rare birth defects, a clear indication of your sex. This doesn't change.
Our species is very sexually dysmorphic, and will be for the foreseeable future. You cant change this.
Well, hasn't your life had gone to the garbage a few times before? What happened this time buddy?
Sex and g-gender aren't the same thing, deary. I only s-spoke of gender.
Well that's actually glad to read, what would you think it would be a good starting project?
M-maybe a small command line utility, or getting a g-game engine to compile.
T-then aren't you glad I'm still here?
If you want to work for yourself learn how to fix and jailbreak phones and consoles. You wouldn't believe how much money repair shops charge to do that shit and it's not too hard to learn. There's a lot of work with various electronics hardware if your inclinations lie in that direction.
And yah they've been around at least 6 years, pretty gay imho.
haha the ride is easier if you don't take it to seriously. I like this tea stuff better than the apartment fire days.
Lost my last friend and being a fat kid who is too smart for his own good leads to everyone to stay away. I'm just a useless guy who has nothing left, even my parents have disowned me
Y-you too love <4
Wii-U and 3DS b-both have really cool hacks open now.
I h-haven't been a university student in a long time d-dear <4
Thank you Alice can i report it to you? I think i kind some guidance
i GOTTA ASK YOU TO CALM DOWN, MY SHAG SUPPLY IS RUNNING OUT, IS THIS THE STORM THOSE GAY ASS DUBS WARNED
>Sex and g-gender aren't the same thing, deary. I only s-spoke of gender.
That's nice, but I never implied they were.
They are obviously linked, however. At least, I'd like to think it's obvious. Maybe to you it isn't.
Are you, though? You don't seem to have strength in your convictions, nor belief in yourself.
Oh, different things, depending on the girl. I like flowers and ponies and chocolate, for example, but also dragons and space. We're people, not an alien race.
I'm not the stupid one here; it's science. But even if you want to ignore that, what are we? Are we our bodies, or our brains? So if the brain is one gender, and the body is another, which of them is right?
90-99% of the time, the brain develops a body that matches it's gender. Sometimes, however, there's an abnormality and the wrong sexual characteristics develop.
I don't believe I'll convince you, really, but I hope you'll at least consider my words.
WITHOUT GOOGLING IT, RECITE TO ME THE LAST TIME THIS WEBSITE IN ITS ENTIRETY WAS OBJECTIVELY GOOD OR HEALTHY. I'LL WAIT
>Sex and g-gender aren't the same thing, deary. I only s-spoke of gender.
>It's not swapping gender if you were that gender to begin with, silly. Gender is brain structure, not body design.
>F-foolish people t-think there are universal truths w-without evidence. Transgenderism h-has substantial evidence, b-both in the animal kingdom and in h-human brain studies, while genderfluidness h-has nearly no studies.
>The evidence doesn't currently exist to either condemn nor embrace such labels, so why do you act the same as those who embrace them?
trap getting defensive, shock
S-sure, just l-leave me an email <4
G-gonna just move r-right past that one.
I don't know how
I just keep pushing people away
add me on stuff
nope im subhuman trash
i barely watch animu
I'm g-glad you enjoy my cooking shows <4
lol, chill, also, saying that you are too smart in public isn't something someone smart would do, not quite, and who cares about old relationships? Let it go, relationships come and go all the time, why would you kill yourself because chad doesn't wants to play with you anymore? As for the parents part, show them that you can do more, pretty much, show them they're wrong.
Or if you could go ahead and go out with the respect of no one, if anything, I'd rather die being hated or loved, but never with none of those.
>I'm not the stupid one here; it's science.
It isn't, and saying that might make you feel better about your stupid point of view, but it doesn't make it correct. My condolences on your mental illness, but that's sadly all it is. There's really nothing more to it.
Will do, sorry if i bother you in any way Alice.
DEUS VULT, I AM PREPARED TO MARCH UNTO THE HOLY LAND MY BROTHER IN ARMS
alice why do you defend traps so much if you aren't one?
Godamnit Alice they were clearly referring to themselves as the uni student in desperate need of advice, get your shit together.
Gotta say some of the reverse engineering stuff is quite cool. Have a relative who is working with old aviation electronics, helping him figure out how to reprogram the old chips and read only memory was interesting.
Let me guess, you hurt others and drove them away, you know you shouldn't have but you did anyway and don't know what or how to feel about it. I hope I got close, did I got close?
MAN, I GOTTA TELL YOU THAT I GOOGLED SOME SCOOB REACTION PICS AND SAVED THEM TO REPLY TO YOU, IM A FRAUD
SO IT BEGINS, WE SHALL BURN DOWN CONSTANTINOPLE!
The smart part is where I answer a question and then they just give me the stink eye and leave
Don't confuse me and Alice, and don't make a post if you don't have an effective argument.
Hm, I wonder why that is? I believe in you Alice, I really do. I believe you can do a lot of good once you fully realize your potential.
There have been numerous studies on brain structure, chemistry, and gender identity that support my position. I'm curious if you can find one that proves physical sexual characteristics define brain gender.
N-now orries <4
I've w-worked with transgender people extensively. One of my best friends is one.
As well, I'm always on the side of science.
Moving right along.
Just be careful because people could easily think of it as an insult though.
The one from Reimu's threads :p
im not the anon you replied to but you seem to be bit autistic so I'll lend a hand; if you're born with a dick but have the mind of a girl then you're just a wimpy/sensitive, etc guy if you're a girl with the mind of a boy then youre simply a tom boy, brains dont have genders only thoughts of what it means of be a girl or a boy based on societies views; so in other words, ge thelp you disgusting trans fag/ gender kin or whatever stupid name you tumblr fags use nowadays
>There have been numerous studies on brain structure, chemistry, and gender identity that support my position. I'm curious if you can find one that proves physical sexual characteristics define brain gender.
Source or else bullshit.
NON NOBIS DOMINE MY BROTHER, WE SHALL BURN DOWN THAT HERETICAL CITY TO THE GROUND
F-frankly, at t-this point, I'd consider myself c-closer to asexual t-than gay.
CALL THE POPE DEUS.
Azazel, I think that hints that you should learn when it's time to listen and when it's time to give out what you think or how you feel, you feel me?
fair enough, though what's the real harm?
>thinking i don't know my ta-kun
>There have been numerous studies on brain structure, chemistry, and gender identity that support my position.
Sure there have, faggot.
>define brain gender.
What the fuck is brain gender? How can I refute nonsense you've literally coined yourself lmfao. Holy shit you people slip further into denial every single day.
>mfw I read brain gender