No Secrets thread? how can that be? We all have secrets. Share

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>>717741306

I fap to throat fucking porn. The rougher it is and the more they gag, but still keep opening their mouths for more, the harder I get.

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>>717741306
newfag get your own thread started.
also spidermanthread

Sucked off a dog. The dog liked it.

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>>717741556

some lonely dude sucked my dick.

im a dog.

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>>717741755
chekd

I fucked my dog.

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>>717741306

>>717743012
Because they're popular. Fuck off, crybaby.

I searched for friends email addresses in the password database from the LinkedIn, Dropbox, last.fm hacks etc and i'be been surreptitiously downloading iClouds and spying on facebooks ever since. I used to keep them to myself but I've recently begun seeking out guys that know them and sharing the pics with them.

>>717741306
Everytime I'm naked for a minute I go very hard and horny for no reason. So in the showers I'm stuck with a stiffy. It sucks.

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>>717741556

>>717741306
I am allergic to bullshit.
If I even sniff a Trump or see the corner of a qur'an or bible, I develop a rash.

I held a niggers hand in kindergarten

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The assassination of Pres Trump will amuse me greatly...

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

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>>717741306
>I have a secret... I'll share it with you.
>I know all "Share Your Secrets" breads on /b/ are posted and monitored by the usa's law-enforcement agencies...

When I was 6 and my cousin was 7 my cousin black mailed me into having "sex" which at the time we both thought was just hugging nude. We didn't even know what gay or straight was back then. He told me to do it or else he wouldn't be my friend and I said I'd do it since I had no other friends. Never brought up that with him after some years past by. I pretend to forget about it and I'm sure he still remembers it as much as I do. But we never speak about it.

>>717743637
Your finger's car friended me in the back of my mom.

I live with an extremely bitchy and overbearing housemate and sexually fantasize about her as some kind of weird vindictive fapping routine. It's given me some of the best orgasms of recent memory thinking about her. I'm not attracted to her at all in person and whenever we interact I have to fap afterwards to expend my rage

>>717744052
no that doesn't sound like my fingers car at all

>>717743279
Can you link to the data?

>>717745014
It's pretty easy to find the site I'm talking about. LS.

>>717745014
vola? mega?

>>717743279
>>717745520

Oops... I have the dumb. Quoted the wrong post.

Vola? Mega?

I love my girlfriend.

>>717745678
Freak.

Cheated on my gf with a 26yo slut last year. One night I fucked the milf then went home to gf who wanted to fuck. I tried but couldn't get excited. Still with gf and still occasionaly see the slut. May post slut pic related if interest

>>717746096
Go for it

>>717745390
Sorry..LS?

>>717741306
One time at band camp.....

>>717741630

gril or faggot?

>>717742941

gril or faggot? if faggot, pitched or catched?

>>717743012

Contribute or GTFO.

>never understand why someone hates a thread enough to go into it to post about hating it.

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>>717743288

getting hard for own dick

>still not gay

>>717741306
I once called my friend stupid now I feel bad

>>717743076
fuck you ballsacks

>>717743637

girl likes me I like girl but want to see but busy but answers my text on vacation "give it a shot" shy

>>717743510
I feel bad for you anon

>>717744052

everyone says she like me and it positive "give it a shot!" just always too busy

>>717743874
So you had faggot sex at the age of 6.
Fucking faggots. They're multiplying.

>>717746563
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

>>717746096

no, no one is interested faggot. what makes you think b/tards want to see naked pix on /b/?

post or don't. but take your dramaqueenattentionwhoring somewhere else faggot.

I like these threads.

>>717748330

that's one helluva secret anon

>>717746096
>26
>milf

how old are you, 15? tops?

>>717748543
Don't tell anyone please.

>>717748878

14. and a half.

>>717749100
MODS

>>717749100
Underage. GTFO

>>717748330
they used to be better

I cant remember the last time a bipolar 9/10 girl sucked a guys dick in exchange for a gun to kill herself on christmas

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>>717749243
>>717749292

always some retard yelling MAUDES

>>717749398

nice

very /b

>>717749243
shh, he got dubs, hes one of us now

>>717749415
Kek. Says the idiot who cannot even drive himself around the neighborhood

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>>717749723

an autist on /b/ who can't recognize a good joke. what are the fucking odds?

>>717749723
Please be nice to the youngling, thank you.

>>717749473
she didn't do it tho

might kik her and see if she's still alive

>>717750315

hope she sucked the dick at least

My ex girl broke up with me in July. We were together for 3 years. She got with my best friend. I tried to move on and got in a relationship that I'm super unhappy with sometimes. Sometimes i like her alot sometimes I don't, she's super emotional and takes SSRIs. I was looking through my Facebook friends and found a cute girl that I really want to talk to but don't want to ruin my current relatio nship. The girl I'm with now is crazy in love with me and I'm don't know why, I'm really an asshole. I don't want to hurt her. Not sure what to do. I just started at a new great job and all and I should be happy, but I can't after my ex left me. I feel like I'm missing something and I can't help it.

Wat do?

>>717750862
>Wat do?

Next in line!

When I was 5 I had a foot fetish and an elderly teacher who was about 60 and the class would all sit on the floor in front of her at the start of the day and I always sat directly in front of her so I could stare at her toes and fantasise about them, how they would feel across my face and then BAM I once leaned forward and kissed one.

I cross dress in private and talk to dudes on kik

>>717751938
do you roleplay as a chick?

>>717752049
Yeah I do. Most of the time I tell them I'm a sissy though. Sometimes I send pictures too.

>>717750862

there's a lot of grils out there. just keep trying until you find one.

>>717752463
What type of stuff do you want to roleplay with? I might be down, but I have to leave right now.

>>717753132

I think you meant poleplay

>>717753132

I think you meant rolegay

>>717753717
Second times the charm, fag.

And yeah dude I accept that I like both cock and vagina, and that I like dressing as a girl to orgasm sometimes. Pretty fun.

>>717753717

still not gay

>>717747331

Another confession, why not. I love being degraded and feminized and dominated. I love demanding women and I get turned on to getting ass fucked. At the same time, dominating women is super hot for me as well.

>>717741851
Did you enjoy it?

>>717744325
Hahaha that legit made me laugh, nice one anon

>>717744299
fuck her

>>717741434
That's the weirdest thing I've heard in my life. There must be just very few people that are actually able to enjoy that, I'm sure

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>>717741851

>im a dog

and I'm 8 months old

>>717741851
Let me guess...it was rough...

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>>717754967

blow me

>i won't be gentle

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>>717754967

>>717750862
this isn't /adv/, it's a secrets thread

>>717741434
>>717755216
sauce on these? I like it when the cock makes her throat bulge

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>>717749100
Well, I gotta hand it to the little fag, he's got dubs.

>>717755216
i want this sauce

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>>717755624
>cock makes her throat bulge

yasssss

I have a huge panty fetish

>>717741306
i was a sea org member

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>>717743868

>>717756165

sauce?

here

http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/blonde-girlfriend-gets-throat-fucked-and-facial/1523161/

>>717756526

I know the biggest donor

>>717745678
MODS MODS MODS

>>717756165
yeah I know that one, looking for more like that

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>>717749100

>>717748878
not that anon but i'm 33 and i consider 26 a milf. i normally prefer not to fuck anything older than 22 because they start to get flabby

>>717756666
FUCK YOU NIGGER

I have never replied to the threads that say your mother will die if you don't reply.

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>>717757697
fuck you monster

>>717757697
c'mere slut

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I'm monogamous but I wouldn't mind being in a poly trio with pic related. You can't be cucked if it's a girl, right?

>>717757855
I can never look at hand job videos, it looks gay to me. I always watch blowjobs where the woman is using the least hands possible.

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> be 7 with no friends
> bored at recess
> invent "whos" and "lice" as microscopic creatures at war
> imagine twigs as battlecruisers, trees and rocks as massive cities
> imagine school as massive louse fortress
> whos are basically humans, lice are basically grey-skinned clones
> in 5th grade, whos finally blow up louse fortress, and flee to my middle school
> same thing
> after middle school, i imagine whos defending tree outside my house
> imagine snowfall as invasion of thousands of louse ships
> vacations become quests by the whos to discover ancient secrets
> lots of characters live and die, story stretches over 40 years
> i am 22 now, and I still imagine this story sometimes, when I go for walks late at night
> about 2 years ago I was walking through a college I was volunteering at, and imagined a battle I'd been building up to for months
> started writing story
> 330,000 words after years of writing
> huge outline and blog
> way more detail than I can express in one post
> never told anyone outside of 4chan
> one of the only things left from my childhood.

>>717757697
Fuck

3 weeks after i got engaged i met up with my high school girlfriend and we fucked each others brains out. she's married with 2 kids. My other half is as devoted as a nuns hymen. fucking went on for 3 days fuelled by booze and mdma

>>717757697
i really really like this post.