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STOP RIGHT THERE MUTHAFUCKA. show me your singles and you're

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STOP RIGHT THERE MUTHAFUCKA. show me your singles and you're free to go
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Fuck the police, check em bitch
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No doubles, sir, u check me
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>>717714085
>resist arrest
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>>717714085
Imma fuck that doggo if you let him go
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>>717714263
Not if I wave my ass at him first!
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no dubs
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Fuck you pig, I oughtta rape your dog
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>>717714455
Actually it's the dog who does the raping :)

It doesn't really hurt until he tries to pull the knot out though
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>>717714085
PUT THE DOGGO DOWN NOW!
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FUCK YOU OFFICER,I'M THE KING OF DUBS

FUCK DA POLICE!
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>>717714085
plz i have no dubs
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>>717714085
She's cute, I'd fuck her.
Have 2 German Doge of my own right now.
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>>717714085
Psh like youd do anything
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>>717714888
Your one lucky motherfucker,,,,
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>>717714085
ayo i din du nuffin mayne
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Clean officer
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>>717715117
I have mares too.
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>>717716226
which do you prefer?

I love snuggling with my dog in bed afterwards!
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get moving, pig
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>>717714085
Here it goes sir, just my little singles, nothing harmful or connected with scary kek meme magic
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i want to die so fucking bad
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>>717714085
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>>717714085
ayy lmao
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>>717716770
Um... Dog might feel a little bit better, but they are small so I have to be careful. Mares feel good and fit better.
Also my dogs are always way to hyper after for cuddling.
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ok
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>>717714085
here you go sir. (hope he doesn't check the trunk)
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>>717714085
Am I being detained or am I free to go?
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No dubs
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In never get dubs
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>>717714888
Fuckin shoot this bastard hes an international criminal
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>>717714085
These singles?
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>>717714085
Here amigo
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>>717714085

A wild nigger appears!

>shoots all you crooked bastards dead.
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>>717714085
A.. arrrrr.....are these singles okay boss?
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take mine singles sir
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DUBS? WHAT DO YOU NEED QUADS FOR?
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>>717714085
what is the meaning of this, officer?
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>>717717385
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Depends on what country I'm in.
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>>717714085
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>>717717611
You fucked up, buy. bend over the hood.
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>>717714085
Right here officer!
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Lol im no nigga
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here, take this meme, officer.
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>>717717611
checked
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>>717714085
>Applying the militarization of the police to middle-class whites.

Officer, thank you for your service. I do hope you can catch some Jews on your shift today.
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>>717718735
fuckin narc
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>>717716955
checked
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>>717716911
checked
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>>717714888
checked
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>>717714888
this guy's some kinda international terrorist officer
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shiiiet
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>>717714455
double checked
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>>717714085
I am a firm believer in the law system. I would never willingly break a code as honorable as the one in which our system of justice and good is based upon.

This country is a point of pride, and I will be a law abiding citizen forever more.

Check em, officer.
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>>717714085
I have nothing to hide officer.
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>>717714085
You wish to see my papers well you have no ticket I'm talking you off the God damn blimp
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Fuck da police doggos
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>>717719199

Nothing to hide, eh?

WHAT ABOUT THESE DUBS?!?!?!

You're under arrest.
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>>717719754
Fuck... YOU'RE NOT CATCHING ME ALIVE!
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>>717720001
What's this? Trying to roll quads to escape?

Close but no cigar.

I've got you now nigger.
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>>717720174
*dubs behind you*
nothing personell, kid
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>>717720174
That's not the last tim you hear about me...
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>>717714085

check em boi
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>>717720464
I'll tell the judge you gave up quietly. But if I ever see you pullin dubs on ya boys on my streets again...
it's over for you.
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>>717720828
Yo thank you sir.
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Sorry officer
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>>717721020
I like your white teeth, boy. I think that's why I have a soft spot for you.
You are a boon to your race.
Just watch them dubs. ha ha ha
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>>717721020
If someon could screencap our conversation I'd be real glad.
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>>717721359
I will officer... I will.
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>>717714085
I have a friend who's a cop, officer.
Can you just let me go?
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>>717721359
bang! BANG!
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Ehh.. Give me a second to... You know..
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>>717722044
oh sheeeittt!!! this nigga jus dubbed that nice officer in da back!
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>>717714085
can't check 'em
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>>717714085
Just good, clean, American singles here sir
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>>717714263
degenerate
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Fornicate thy constabulary
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Sir yes sir
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>>717714085
ACAB!!
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>>717722044
>>717722119
Somebody do something!
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i aint got shit
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yes sir!
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>>717722625
Where is that nigger?!
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>>717714085
FUCK OFF FAGGOT!
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I'm clean, officer...
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pls dont kill me im white boi
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>>717722889
(whispers)

Behind you.... BOYYEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>717714085
Sure bro here they are
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>>717722889
>>717723144
oh sheeeittt!!! now that nigga dubbed that SWAT mufucka in da back!!!
Yous Fuuuuuuuckd
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>>717722343
>>>/pol/
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>>717722044
>>717722119
>>717722889
>>717723144
>>717723462
He's a Gigga Nigga!!! somebody stop him!!!
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>>717723812
He seems to be unstoppable...
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>>717724380
Somebody get me Al Sharpton on the phone.
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>>717723812
No giga nigga picture? weak.
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>>717724380
Chief of police? You a target.
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k
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>>717714085
Check em
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>>717724593
Sulu, bring up an image of this dubs propelling giga nigga
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I'll be on my way, officer.
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dubs and all dogs in the world die
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>>717724980
HERE I AM BOIIIS!
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I'm white and single, so fuck off.
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Rolling to launch immediately whether we have the correct crew or not.
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>>717724380
>>717725456
Die Pig!!!!
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>>717725456
Rolling to do damage.
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>>717725456
Trips might hurt him, do your best /b/ros!
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single as a pringle
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>>717714085
Fuck you, pig!
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Rawlins
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>>717714085
you nevger gun get mnee
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>clean.avi
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>>717714085
check em
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>>717714085
Here be the singles. Stay safe, and thank you for protecting the public.
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Dubs fo scrubs
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>>717727777
rip
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>>717727777
Daaaaaaayum!! He gonna go to gitmo!
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Here you go, officer
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>>717727777
sentenced to death by dog
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>>717727777
czeched
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>>717727777
WITNESSED
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I'll just be on my way then.... after this ROLLLLLL
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Boi
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Here you go
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>>717714085
Sigh. *takes pants off*
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>>717727777
Lmfao
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Yes boss.. yes boss, yes boss, yes boss, yes.
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>>717714085
I gott dubs tho
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