I ssh-ed into my math teacher's phone at the uni while she was using the public wifi. Turned out she had nude photos so I took all of them and shared them around to my colleagues. Never got caught, I always wink at her when she looks and me.
>>717709881 my sister used to sexually abuse me all the time when I was 10-15. Never actually had sex and it was pretty awkward because she was 2 years older than me and had a really fucked up hate/dependency relationship with me. I was too naive to ever say no, because she was hot, but at the same time I didn't like her at all and could tell she was bullshitting when she was trying to come up with excuses for why she wanted me to feel her tits or whatever. Eventually we both grew up and we actually get on really well now, but at that time it was either her randomly punching me out of the blue or trying to get me to pay sexual attention to her. Shit sucked, I fuck dudes now.
When I was 14 I boiled piss in a kettle and i put it in a cup and mixed some whisky in it. And me and parents had a argument about why the whisky was all gone and I didn't want to tell them that I mixes it with boiled piss so I lied about drinking it (not the piss I threw that out in the sink) And everything was ok after that tldr I boiled piss and mixed beer with it but just lied about drinking beer also I didn't drink the piss
>>717713124 Sorry if that is to happen I've already got someone I promised myself to. I may want to stop being here but I still keep my word.
>>717713309 I appreciate the sentiment but have made too many good friends off here and it's already going to be hard letting them know I'm going to disappear. I don't think I can handle anymore guilt.
>>717713015 aight. No fucked-up context or anything, I come from a completely stable home. starting from earliest to latest: >early memories of being like 6 and having her sitting with me after having a bath, she's trying to draw on my cock and balls with a ballpoint pen to make them look like an upside-down face. It hurts! >It started in earnest when I was about 9 and she got "the talk" from our mum. She told me about it straight away but in a really stupid backwards way >can't remember how she said it exactly but was along the lines of "seeds come out of the man's willy and go into the woman's vagina and they grow into a baby" kind of stuff. >whatever >she would occasionally talk me into lying on top of her when I was naked and she was wearing nothing but panties, this is when she was like 11 and not developed at all, ditto for me of course. I'd get hard but not feel anything special >she goes off to secondary school (11-16) and is really shy and fucked up by it, intimidated by confident kids etc so she gets extra violent and nasty to me to make up for it >I hate it but never fight back because boys don't hit girls and I didn't know how to fight anyway >within a year she's telling me how the girls in her year are all sluts (didn't use that word but that's what she meant) and how when I go to that school I'll probably get laid when I'm like 11 or some shit >she keeps on asking to see me naked and when she was like 12-13 would often get me to touch her developing tits and even kiss her on the mouth (our parents never did this in front of us but she saw it in movies). She would often touch my cock and rub it until it ached, but apart from getting hard I never felt like anything was happening >I think she was trying to make me cum but my body wasn't having any of it >When I was 11 I got sex ed at primary school but I more or less knew the basics anyway from the garbled shit my sister had told me and from what I'd worked out from books >cont
I hardly shit in2 the toilet while at home. Most of the time shit in2 the shower. Feels way more clean. Also I can brush out even the last shit particles. I hate rubbling my shit over my whole ass just cuz my culture taught me that retardet shit.
I managed to cheat my way to a engineering degree (and get lucky throughout the way too). >busted ass first year managed 4.0 with the ez classes >slowly lost momentum throughout second year >said fuck this shit im over being a tryhard >my professors for junior and a couple senior level classes were dumb enough to give open note exams and still put book problems as exam problems >mfw print out solutions manuals and do breddy gud on said exams >only had to actually grind for two senior level classes (thanks adderall script) >for senior design projects i literally got carried by a chick who was in love with me and managed to barely do any shit for those projects >still had to do group presentations in front of class and faculty, not a problem >mfw when graduate and no cushy job lined up >should have tried harder to get internship/co-op instead of smoking weed and partying oh well Feelsgoodman.png
>>717713089 don't worry about it, I don't really resent her for it. I'll keep greentexting. I'm bi leaning gay, occasionally meet a drop-dead gorgeous girl I want to fuck but I've been in a gay relationship for 5 years with a much older man and happy in it. >>717713891 CONT >I went up to the same school as my sister and she got much more aggressive to me as she was having a tough time at school >she was also wanting me to do "enjoyment" with her (her name for it, I didn't enjoy it very much) more often >she was getting decent-sized tits but she didn't show me her vagina any more, she was embarrassed about getting pubic hair >by this stage it was mostly her talking me into touching her tits and her examining my cock >when I was just under 13 I discovered masturbation but kept it secret from her >eventually she found out and was completely fascinated, occasionally watched me do it. For the first few months I was only cumming dry but soon afterwards I was actually producing cum, but she never touched it or jerked me off by this stage - she just wanted to see >even though I was barely in puberty I think I must have been big for my age, I had a 5.5 inch cock at 13 on a completely skeletal body >my sister was way too shy and disengaged to have a boyfriend but she was obviously curious >eventually she did show me her vag that year and was completely cringing about the fact it was hairy >I had discovered shitty pixelated internet porn by this stage and knew it was normal >the last time she watched me jerk it was when I was about 15, she basically asked me quite nicely if she could watch and I was too stupid to say no >she was still very curious about cumming and what it felt like etc but by that point our personal relationship was pretty much at an all-time low, she was still quite violent and very manipulative. Eventually I told her to leave me alone and stop hitting me (she wouldn't hurt me when parents were around but if I said anything she'd make me suffer later) CONT
>>717714656 also forgot to mention that two of my professors who taught like four of my junior/senior classes (the hardest classes in any engineering curriculum) were teaching for their first year so they were really easy going on us, probably why solution manuals were able to be used for exams kek. not complaining though.
>>717714236 fap away m8 >>717714808 CONT >last faintly sexual thing she ever did was ask to see my ass >will get onto that in a second. Context: she changed schools and got into two very chaste but very earnest friendships with two Indian (I'm a bong, we have real Indians from India here) boys who both wanted to marry her. She didn't know what to do with the attention and on one occasion asked me to fight one of them - I laughed at her and told her no. >anyway, back to ass. By the time I was 16 I was fapping to gay porn on the regular, but no-one in the family knew (at least I hope so). Out of the blue one day she came and asked to see my ass and somehow persuaded me to do it (I still don't understand why I let her manipulate me like this but nm). >This is long before I knew anything about male grooming or anything so my ass was hairy and probably gross to look at, but she peered at it for a whole anyway before I asked her what the hell she wanted to see it for anyway and she refused to answer. >Anyway, postscript: she got engaged to the Indian boy she once asked me to fight, they were super intense with each other but completely chaste >they eventually got married and she grew up - she didn't stop acting like a teenager until she was 22 but she's actually a really nice, mature, sensible and successful 27-year-old now. I get the impression she's really guilty about what happened >she was shocked when I told her I'd lost my virginity at uni (this was true, but I didn't tell her it was with a dude - I made some shit up about some girl who only wanted my cock, who'd have thought it?) >My parents are still clueless about everything that happened and about me being a faggot wew lad. Still, could be a lot worse.
>>717709881 I'm head over heels in love with a girl who moved thousands of kilometres away. She is the only girl I cried over.
Around 6 months after she left, I was over her. And then she decides to come back for vacation, and all those feelings come rushing back to me. I know I'm being a little bitch and it's all chemicals in my brain making me feel this way but I honestly haven't felt worse in a long time.
>>717715740 yeah I think she was using me as an outlet for her insecurity and lack of self-esteem. It was worse for me because I'm a people person and find it very easy to talk to people, which she hated and would punish me for. But compared to what you read about with parents raping and abusing their kids it really was nothing.
>>717709881 The reason I joke around so much is so that people can never tell when I'm being serious. It's easy to hide things when people always think you're messing around, plus if I ever end up saying something true that's serious I can play it off as a joke and they believe it since I do it so much.
>>717716389 I feel sorry for you, bro. Get some buddies together, get really laid back and have some wine, and tell them the truth, real talk. It'll make you feel so good about yourself being honest like that, even if you make a bit of a fool of yourself.
I feel like the reason why I enjoy cringe threads so much is because deep down I know that if I didn't have a gf in high school I could have easily become one of those kids. There have even been moments in my adult life where I was just one drunk text away from making an appearance in those threads and that scares me. I think laughing at the betas and glowing in the schadenfreude is my way of killing that memory.
>>717717549 are you so self-righteous about your religious belief that you think you'll go straight to jebus, or are you just so devoid of human empathy that you get off to everyone dying? I'm seriously interested.
My cousin has grown up to be a piece of shit. She smashed up my grandmother's house and stole $60,000 worth of jewelry after my grandma took her in and paid for her to go to college. I don't know if she had a mental breakdown or what. She used to be a hard working, caring person. My entire family has pretty much disowned her. She keeps trying to keep in touch with me and the only reason I'm tempted to respond is that I think this new fucked up version will be more down to let me fuck the shit out of her. She's fucking hot, one of the greatest asses I've ever seen.
I'm not even a homosexual and I went on to have plenty of sex with females all throughout high school, currently i'm 19. Maybe I have a concealed bisexual side but I do not find males attractive really.
>Be me >8 or 9 years of age >Playing with my good friend in the pool (both of us are males) >Start to speak to him about how I like masturbating and how great it is >Tell him I want to try penetrating >Somehow manipulated him into letting me fuck his ass in the poolshed >lostmyvirginitytoaguy.jpeg
I'm a white, college-educated, 8/10 female in a long-term relationship with the only man I've ever slept with, and the only way I can orgasm while masturbating is when I'm watching bestiality porn. If someone can explain to me why I'm so fucked up that would be great.
>>717718292 I was counseled all throughout childhood. I'm the responsible adult in my life haha I keep all this mopey shit inside.
>>717718389 >this is where travel, games, good friends and good literature come in The issue is I've already got and done all this anon. Bleh, I'm a mess. Don't worry about it. Just looking for ideas. I'm sure I'll suffer through for another year or two.
>>717718579 I did the same thing. I was 9 and my friend was 11. He'd heard about blow jobs and wanted to try it. We started sucking each other almost every day. Once we got older, we weren't really into other guys but sucked each other until he graduated high school and moved away. I liked it but never really fantasized about other guys.
>>717712569 You can join the red cross, peacecorps, or become a missionary and ask to go to Africa like that guy preacher with a machine gun, probably you would get crucified or beheaded by some muslim extremist. everyone will remember you as a martyr and use you as an example at the church. not like a faggot with a neckbeard that liked anime
I wish I was bi. I don't know what I actually am (inb4 labels). I think manly bodies, big dicks, and tight asses are so hot. I would love to get spitroasted like a slutty fag. But when it comes down to it. I'm just not attracted to men. I try. I try so hard to get past the person and enjoy the body but I just can't. The only gay experience I had was terrible. I don't like traps, or feminine man bodies, despite liking women. I just want to suck dick. Maybe I should just get high as shit and go to a gay bar to see what would happen.
I currently have sexual relations with my cousin whenever I see her. She has very low self esteem and when we were about 14 I took my pants off and started slowly jerking my cock right next to her on the couch. >She is a 9/10 btw She stared for a while curiously then started to jerk me off and gave me super toothy blowjobs all throughout the rest of us being together (family will rent a house every year to host thanksgiving)
>Fast forward two years >Haven't seen my cousin since the last encounter
My family rented a lakehouse to stay in for a week and her room was across from mine. I'd go in every night and she'd suck me off (best giver of blowjobs i've ever experienced at this point)
>Says to me after a couple of days that she doesn't feel comfortable fucking and sucking anymore as she has a boyfriend >Ask her how her life is >Full sob story about depression and anxiety ensues >Wish I had the emotional capacity to care about what she was saying >Told her that I felt bad for her and that i'm always there for her
After I appealed to her emotions she continued to want to fuck.
Sometimes I feel like a sociopath but I have an empathetic capacity for certain things.
>>717709881 my 9 grade teacher knew we all gonna flunk so on the test he started giving us all the answers like for this question circle a this one b he was a nice teacher do would tell us about how women would survive with sex in a week and a man wouldnt live a week without eating also sex, he was probably on cocaine most of the time he used to sniff a lot God bless him.
>>717718684 Have you brought bestiality into your sexlife yet? You're probably just used to a lot of taboo sexually. It's fine. I say revel in it. Convince your man to fuck your mouth while a dog rails you from behind, it's a fantasy I'll die trying to make a reality.
Also bestiality isn't particularly special. You have no idea how common it is. I mean, I can't really say they represent all women, but I've known 1/3 the women I've dated to be into to some degree. It's like a commonly held ultimate display of degradation/submission.
>>717719666 I got into the bestiality stuff for almost a half a year. I tried to stop ever since I got pregnant but I still have thoughts about it. I confided in my fiance about it and he's surprisingly supportive other than that I have yet to tell anyone else. So thanks for understanding.
I've had conflicting feelings about constantly cheating on my girlfriend because I feel like she might actually be my one shot at happiness, but I honestly just can't stand her most of the time she's around and I'm not deep in that ass
>>717717643 she always uses a condom but better safe than sorry. It's not something she could bring up with her parents without a huge shitshow as they are the fairly strict religious type. She knows she can trust me and my gf.
>>717719121 The guy rushed a lot of things and tried to go straight to the sex itself, but I also had a hard time getting comfortable. The whole thing just felt wrong. And "it" HURT like crazy. It was such a weird literal pain in the ass.
>>717719872 That was kinda obvious My dad hanged himself. I found him all stiff, his face all blue/green, and also like all dead people he shat himself. I'd really love to be able to remember him any other way than some stupid slapstick-cartoon lookalike of the man who raised me.
I think the sight would be even more terrifying to your bf. I wasn't his special one. My life wasn't built all around his. I was just his stupid kid.
>>717709881 i tell everyone that i've fucked 17 different girls because i want to look cool. in reality, i've only fucked 8. still a high number for a 19-year-old, but it isn't enough. i'm not enough. and now, i've been alone for months and i don't know what to do about it. but i still tell everyone 17 is my number, as if it makes me any less alone.
>>717719827 I could never ever tell him about it. He is a diehard animal lover and he would leave me. I'm almost sure of it. Also, I don't want to enable it. I've never ever done anything with an animal (I've never own a dog, which is the only animal I would be "attracted" to) and would never get a male dog just so I could avoid the temptation. I don't WANT to feel this way. I want it to stop. >>717719973 Like I said above I've never done anything with an animal, only watch the porn which is legal in my state. Only male dog on female or male human on female horse or female dog. Nothing "extreme" like rape or young animal or chickens or anything.
>>717720145 I get that. I was curious as a teenager. Met an older guy online, went to his place. As soon as I get there, he's kissing me (badly). He tells me to take all my clothes off, lays on the bed and tells me to sit on it. He just jackhammers me for five minutes and it was over. It was fucking awful.
That night I told myself I'd never mess with a guy again and then by the next morning I'm wanting to try it again. Weird.
>>717719872 You must anon your mission is go to Damascus to convert muslims it is the only way. go be a missionary the christians woul pay your travel or go to North Korea you must do this it is your destiny
>>717720520 Same I've never done anything to another animal in fact I love animals also in a nonsexual way but for some reason I do sometimes but only when I masturbate. I'm into male dog on female and male horse on female. I even watch animals masturbate themselves or horse/ dog mating on youtube, I think only those videos are legal in my state but animals on humans is not here.
>>717720584 My theory is that it came from porn. I got into it young and I think years of watching big dicks made me start finding them attractive. I'm very kink friendly and by my college years I had already fapped myself raw to incest porn, bdsm, milf porn, etc. I was always looking for something new, and then I started watching gay porn. Even there I don't like seeing the guy's face, unless he's sucking dick. I don't like to hear them moaning either. I just want to see the raw buttsex.
>>717720584 know that feel I once met a faggot but I got a mafia face look, we were trying to rob him but my dumbfuck cousin didnt came in time, had to show my dick for a six pack of beer feels weird still didnt let him even touch it. I felt like a faggot for the first time in my life
>>717720726 No other fetish has stuck. I have no other fetishes at all, really. My sex life besides the secret watching of the animal porn is completely normal and great. Bestiality has been the only thing that has stuck. I remember being curious about animals as young as 6 or 7. >>717720796 I love animals too. Not in a romantic or sexual way, but in a mothering, nurturing, healthy way. I have many cats who are like my babies and I'd do anything for my kitties. I've also owned a male horse who again was like my best friend. I've never personally been attracted to an animal I've known in real life. It's only the fantasy that arouses me, but never with my own pets. That thought doesn't even cross my mind.
>>717721328 Serious question, not as a dude who's into this - why do you hate it? Why can't you reconcile with your sexuality and enjoy it to whatever capacity you do want to make it a thing? Which could be none. There's fantasies I have that I know wouldn't pan out in real life. I just don't understand what you're guilt tripping yourself for. I mean for one thing it's not really that unusual. For another nobody's putting you on the defensive.
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