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My birthday coming in 2 weeks and i hope everyone forgets about it so i don't have act like i care about it

>>717710017

how old?

I poisoned my girlfriend, now she can't stop vomiting and she says her body is falling apart.

>>717710040
currently 19

i was poisoned by a neckbeard stranger that keeps screaming about anime and how the russians hacked the election

I Created Return To Castle Wolfenstein

>>717710017
My birthday coming in 20 days.. same..

I'm not suicidal but I do wish I'd get cancer or something so I'd have an excuse to withdraw from life

>>717710073

with what?

I got raped in jail holding cell

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>>717711460

>still not gay

>>717711460

what were you in for?

>>717711718

in overnight for drunk and disorderly. passed out. woke up with a dick in my mouth.

>>717711764
so ur gay

>>717709881
I shitpost on secrets threads on 4chan

>>717711932

not gay. love the women.

>>717712040

what's your best?

>>717709881
Even though I love my gf of 4 years very much, I've cheated on her with hookers 3 times. I have absolutely no regerts

I ssh-ed into my math teacher's phone at the uni while she was using the public wifi. Turned out she had nude photos so I took all of them and shared them around to my colleagues. Never got caught, I always wink at her when she looks and me.

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>>717712175

>>717712175

me too. I love the asian MILFs that latch onto your cock and don't stop sucking until they get every last drop of cum from your balls.

I jerk off to traps and pretend to be straight. I even make fun of homesexualss almost daily.

>>717712320

what phone? what hack?

for science

>>717712472

still not gay

>>717711493

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I'm thinking about taking my own life but want to do it in a way that doesn't upset others.
Like an accident or self sacrificing somehow?

I just moved to a small town with my bf and don't want to adversely affect his career.

Any ideas or suggestions?

>>717709881
my sister used to sexually abuse me all the time when I was 10-15. Never actually had sex and it was pretty awkward because she was 2 years older than me and had a really fucked up hate/dependency relationship with me. I was too naive to ever say no, because she was hot, but at the same time I didn't like her at all and could tell she was bullshitting when she was trying to come up with excuses for why she wanted me to feel her tits or whatever. Eventually we both grew up and we actually get on really well now, but at that time it was either her randomly punching me out of the blue or trying to get me to pay sexual attention to her. Shit sucked, I fuck dudes now.

>>717712569
>I'm thinking about taking my own life but want to do it in a way that doesn't upset others.
doesn't work like that. If you really care about them you won't do it.

i like traps

>>717712569

I will rape you to death. you will be remembered fondly by all forever.

>I'm only serious

>>717712448
No azns for me yet. 2 Hungarians and 1 white trash single mother who took my load in her mouth with her 5(ish) y/o daughter playing in the next room

>>717712569
that rope looks awesomely animated

>>717712856
>1 white trash single mother who took my load in her mouth with her 5(ish) y/o daughter playing in the next room

what did that cost you? About $80?

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>>717712723
I feel like they'll all move on though.
Probably 5 years at the very most.

>>717712851
I've already got someone like that but don't want to fuck up his life either.
Plus I only want to be raped by qts.

>>717712912
It's a nice rope anon.

>>717712657
Green text that shit faggot

>>717712657
That sucks dude, I'm sorry.
From an outside creepy perspective sounds hot.

So you're gay now or bi?

>>717713011
>>>717712851 (You)
>I've already got someone like that but don't want to fuck up his life either.

don't you worry about me fucking up my life darling. I won't get caught. I never do.

>>717713011
I feel some sort of connection with you, I wanna stay in contact witchya

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When I was 14 I boiled piss in a kettle and i put it in a cup and mixed some whisky in it.
And me and parents had a argument about why the whisky was all gone and I didn't want to tell them that I mixes it with boiled piss so I lied about drinking it
(not the piss I threw that out in the sink)
And everything was ok after that
tldr I boiled piss and mixed beer with it but just lied about drinking beer also I didn't drink the piss

>>717712937
£60 (ukfag)
Fucked her a bit first too

>>717710893
his dick

>>717713368
Wait you can have sex in the UK?

>>717713327
Wew lad
That's a hell of a story

>>717710502
sweet! why is that a secret though?

>>717712569
join the military, request to be in dangerous places

I once saw cheese pizza on 4chan and put it accidentally in a folder and saved on my harddrive.

>>717712103
Well anon, this one ain't bad.

>>717713411
It's mandatory for 1/3 britbong girls to get knocked up by the age of 14

>>717713494
this fucking retard thinks he knows how it works.

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>>717713124
Sorry if that is to happen I've already got someone I promised myself to. I may want to stop being here but I still keep my word.

>>717713309
I appreciate the sentiment but have made too many good friends off here and it's already going to be hard letting them know I'm going to disappear.
I don't think I can handle anymore guilt.

>>717713494
Can you join the military at any age?

>>717713627
generally you have to be 18 to join the military, if you're under 18 please fuck off.

>>717713627
You're not going to disappear, I love you

>>717712320
Post

>>717713015
aight. No fucked-up context or anything, I come from a completely stable home.
starting from earliest to latest:
>early memories of being like 6 and having her sitting with me after having a bath, she's trying to draw on my cock and balls with a ballpoint pen to make them look like an upside-down face. It hurts!
>It started in earnest when I was about 9 and she got "the talk" from our mum. She told me about it straight away but in a really stupid backwards way
>can't remember how she said it exactly but was along the lines of "seeds come out of the man's willy and go into the woman's vagina and they grow into a baby" kind of stuff.
>whatever
>she would occasionally talk me into lying on top of her when I was naked and she was wearing nothing but panties, this is when she was like 11 and not developed at all, ditto for me of course. I'd get hard but not feel anything special
>she goes off to secondary school (11-16) and is really shy and fucked up by it, intimidated by confident kids etc so she gets extra violent and nasty to me to make up for it
>I hate it but never fight back because boys don't hit girls and I didn't know how to fight anyway
>within a year she's telling me how the girls in her year are all sluts (didn't use that word but that's what she meant) and how when I go to that school I'll probably get laid when I'm like 11 or some shit
>she keeps on asking to see me naked and when she was like 12-13 would often get me to touch her developing tits and even kiss her on the mouth (our parents never did this in front of us but she saw it in movies). She would often touch my cock and rub it until it ached, but apart from getting hard I never felt like anything was happening
>I think she was trying to make me cum but my body wasn't having any of it
>When I was 11 I got sex ed at primary school but I more or less knew the basics anyway from the garbled shit my sister had told me and from what I'd worked out from books
>cont

I hardly shit in2 the toilet while at home.
Most of the time shit in2 the shower.
Feels way more clean.
Also I can brush out even the last shit particles.
I hate rubbling my shit over my whole ass just cuz my culture taught me that retardet shit.

>>717713953
nigger

I fucked OP's mom.

I got fucked by Op's dad.

>>717713702
I'm older though.
Not younger.

>>717713773
You're sweet but that's the opposite of what I need to hear.

>>717714051
sry, I am a white privileged cis male gender. Also I am vegetarian.

>>717713891
commencing guilt fap

>>717713327
>not just drinking your own piss straight
What are you a faggot?

>>717714204
Okay then..

I jerk off to photos of myself when i was 11.

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I managed to cheat my way to a engineering degree (and get lucky throughout the way too).
>busted ass first year managed 4.0 with the ez classes
>slowly lost momentum throughout second year
>said fuck this shit im over being a tryhard
>my professors for junior and a couple senior level classes were dumb enough to give open note exams and still put book problems as exam problems
>mfw print out solutions manuals and do breddy gud on said exams
>only had to actually grind for two senior level classes (thanks adderall script)
>for senior design projects i literally got carried by a chick who was in love with me and managed to barely do any shit for those projects
>still had to do group presentations in front of class and faculty, not a problem
>mfw when graduate and no cushy job lined up
>should have tried harder to get internship/co-op instead of smoking weed and partying oh well
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>>717713089
don't worry about it, I don't really resent her for it. I'll keep greentexting. I'm bi leaning gay, occasionally meet a drop-dead gorgeous girl I want to fuck but I've been in a gay relationship for 5 years with a much older man and happy in it.
>>717713891
CONT
>I went up to the same school as my sister and she got much more aggressive to me as she was having a tough time at school
>she was also wanting me to do "enjoyment" with her (her name for it, I didn't enjoy it very much) more often
>she was getting decent-sized tits but she didn't show me her vagina any more, she was embarrassed about getting pubic hair
>by this stage it was mostly her talking me into touching her tits and her examining my cock
>when I was just under 13 I discovered masturbation but kept it secret from her
>eventually she found out and was completely fascinated, occasionally watched me do it. For the first few months I was only cumming dry but soon afterwards I was actually producing cum, but she never touched it or jerked me off by this stage - she just wanted to see
>even though I was barely in puberty I think I must have been big for my age, I had a 5.5 inch cock at 13 on a completely skeletal body
>my sister was way too shy and disengaged to have a boyfriend but she was obviously curious
>eventually she did show me her vag that year and was completely cringing about the fact it was hairy
>I had discovered shitty pixelated internet porn by this stage and knew it was normal
>the last time she watched me jerk it was when I was about 15, she basically asked me quite nicely if she could watch and I was too stupid to say no
>she was still very curious about cumming and what it felt like etc but by that point our personal relationship was pretty much at an all-time low, she was still quite violent and very manipulative. Eventually I told her to leave me alone and stop hitting me (she wouldn't hurt me when parents were around but if I said anything she'd make me suffer later)
CONT

>>717713327
>argument about why the whisky
> just lied about drinking beer
Whisky isn't beer you retard

>>717714656
also forgot to mention that two of my professors who taught like four of my junior/senior classes (the hardest classes in any engineering curriculum) were teaching for their first year so they were really easy going on us, probably why solution manuals were able to be used for exams kek. not complaining though.

>>717713953
Water from the shower goes to a different treatment plant. You are putting human shit in the drinking water

>>717715063
dafuq m8 you tryin to irritate me? or you just stupid as hell?

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>>717715063

>>717714236
fap away m8
>>717714808
CONT
>last faintly sexual thing she ever did was ask to see my ass
>will get onto that in a second. Context: she changed schools and got into two very chaste but very earnest friendships with two Indian (I'm a bong, we have real Indians from India here) boys who both wanted to marry her. She didn't know what to do with the attention and on one occasion asked me to fight one of them - I laughed at her and told her no.
>anyway, back to ass. By the time I was 16 I was fapping to gay porn on the regular, but no-one in the family knew (at least I hope so). Out of the blue one day she came and asked to see my ass and somehow persuaded me to do it (I still don't understand why I let her manipulate me like this but nm).
>This is long before I knew anything about male grooming or anything so my ass was hairy and probably gross to look at, but she peered at it for a whole anyway before I asked her what the hell she wanted to see it for anyway and she refused to answer.
>Anyway, postscript: she got engaged to the Indian boy she once asked me to fight, they were super intense with each other but completely chaste
>they eventually got married and she grew up - she didn't stop acting like a teenager until she was 22 but she's actually a really nice, mature, sensible and successful 27-year-old now. I get the impression she's really guilty about what happened
>she was shocked when I told her I'd lost my virginity at uni (this was true, but I didn't tell her it was with a dude - I made some shit up about some girl who only wanted my cock, who'd have thought it?)
>My parents are still clueless about everything that happened and about me being a faggot
wew lad. Still, could be a lot worse.

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, then were also fuck buddies for a while

>>717715599
reported to the FBI

>>717715599
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>>717715658
fbi already monitors all of the internet, no need to waste your time

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>>717715063

>>717715535
Yeah like she did a lot of watching and observing which is kinda my fetish.
The real fucked up thing is the manipulation and violence.
Sorry it happened to you, glad you're relatively OK.

>>717709881
I'm head over heels in love with a girl who moved thousands of kilometres away. She is the only girl I cried over.

Around 6 months after she left, I was over her. And then she decides to come back for vacation, and all those feelings come rushing back to me. I know I'm being a little bitch and it's all chemicals in my brain making me feel this way but I honestly haven't felt worse in a long time.

>>717709881
my bank pin is 6795

so glad to finally get this off my chest. thanks /b/ros

>>717715716
also reported

>>717709881
I turn 20 today and I'm a virgin. Neither may be a secret to some people, but to others, perhaps.

>>717715740
yeah I think she was using me as an outlet for her insecurity and lack of self-esteem. It was worse for me because I'm a people person and find it very easy to talk to people, which she hated and would punish me for. But compared to what you read about with parents raping and abusing their kids it really was nothing.

>>717715780
tell her or you'll regret it forever. If she's weirded out by it or doesn't feel the same way, take it on the chin like a man and don't do anything stupid.

i stuck it to my sister. she was 2 and i was 3 and she doesnt remember

i didnt remember also, but the first time i had sex i was like "this feels really familiar" and the it struck me.

she still doesnt know

>>717709881
The reason I joke around so much is so that people can never tell when I'm being serious. It's easy to hide things when people always think you're messing around, plus if I ever end up saying something true that's serious I can play it off as a joke and they believe it since I do it so much.

>>717716051
I was abused by my father but am pretty basic when it comes to my real life. Meaning not really fucked up/function in society properly etc.

I just hate that she was so mean to you. Really sucks. Also that you weren't into either.

Anyway I feel badly for you cutie and hope things only get better from here.
*hug*
Enjoy your day/evening if you can anon <3

>>717715945
I always lie about it when someones ask me if i'm a virgin.

>>717716153
I know I should do this. I'm being a little bitch as I said. I'm afraid of losing her forever and all the common friends I have with her.

But you're right. I have to tell her, it's so much more difficult to keep it inside. Thanks for letting me vent by the way, really needed that.

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Sometimes i stick my finger in my REPLY TO THIS POST OR UR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT !

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>>717716389
fucking hell

>>717716602
if your friends mock you or disown you for confessing that you like a girl they're not worth having anyway

>>717714204
You're gonna disappear and I hate you

Liked it ?

>>717716389
I feel sorry for you, bro. Get some buddies together, get really laid back and have some wine, and tell them the truth, real talk. It'll make you feel so good about yourself being honest like that, even if you make a bit of a fool of yourself.

i eat boogers

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>>717717042
I do too, but I'm trying to break the habit because I moved to a really polluted city and my boogers come out black now.

I lurk here because I am bored at work and I am addicted to porn.

I made out with my mom when I was 16. She was high on Ambien and didn't remember it.

>>717716986
How's your day going ?

>>717717305
your work is probably gathering data about the sites you visit.

>>717717388
Pretty fucking fantastic. How about you ?

My 13yo niece recently starting being sexually active so me and my gf helped her get on bc

>>717709881

I actually don't have any secrets.

My biggest thing is I pray one day someone finally drops a nuke.

I want everything wiped out and send us into the apocalypse.

The funniest thing about this is I'm honest about, but everyone thinks I'm joking.

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>>717716714
we are all orphans here in /b/

I feel like the reason why I enjoy cringe threads so much is because deep down I know that if I didn't have a gf in high school I could have easily become one of those kids. There have even been moments in my adult life where I was just one drunk text away from making an appearance in those threads and that scares me. I think laughing at the betas and glowing in the schadenfreude is my way of killing that memory.

>>717717512
That's pretty cool of you

>>717717471
Mines Ok, slight headache and browsing /b/

>>717717549
gonna need more than 1 nuke

>>717712320
post them

>>717717549
are you so self-righteous about your religious belief that you think you'll go straight to jebus, or are you just so devoid of human empathy that you get off to everyone dying? I'm seriously interested.

>>717710561
Hey, mine birthday is also in 20 days
Ain't that some shit

>>717717650
Just why would you browse /b/ when depressed ?

>>717717403
Nope.

IT manager.

The boss asked about logging though.

I told him it was a waste of time. Also told him it was an all or nothing deal. Which meant I would see everything he was surfing also.

Guess what?
"I don't think we really need to log the internet usage."

>>717709881
i sell alot of drugs, behind my wife's back, and i dont share the money with anyone, not even our kids... i feel like shit
i sell alot of drugs... alot

I like your style

>>717717820
I don't really consider myself depressed.

I'm just tired of everything. I've worked and lived enough. Made money been poor etc. I don't think there is anything that I really need to be around for. Just done I guess, burnt out.

I browse /b/ for lewd stuff heh.

>>717717702

Just devoid of human empathy, as I get older its been getting worst.

It use to just be assholes and fuckers that I would imagine killing, but now I just want everything wiped out. I just hope that I will live long enough to see it happen.

>>717717866

>this

Most companies don't want 24/7 logging unless you're a huge corporation. I mean, multiple floors publicly traded huge.

My cousin has grown up to be a piece of shit. She smashed up my grandmother's house and stole $60,000 worth of jewelry after my grandma took her in and paid for her to go to college. I don't know if she had a mental breakdown or what. She used to be a hard working, caring person. My entire family has pretty much disowned her. She keeps trying to keep in touch with me and the only reason I'm tempted to respond is that I think this new fucked up version will be more down to let me fuck the shit out of her. She's fucking hot, one of the greatest asses I've ever seen.

>>717710703
>>717710703
>>717710703


1. buy air duster
2. fill tub up with water
3. get in tub
4. huff the air duster until you pass out
5. drown peacefully

>>717718099
That's like the litteral definition of depressed. Did you seek any help ? Does your b/f know about the suicidal tendancies ?

>>717718099
this is where travel, games, good friends and good literature come in.

I'm not even a homosexual and I went on to have plenty of sex with females all throughout high school, currently i'm 19. Maybe I have a concealed bisexual side but I do not find males attractive really.

>Be me
>8 or 9 years of age
>Playing with my good friend in the pool (both of us are males)
>Start to speak to him about how I like masturbating and how great it is
>Tell him I want to try penetrating
>Somehow manipulated him into letting me fuck his ass in the poolshed
>lostmyvirginitytoaguy.jpeg

>>717717901
What kind of drugs

Despite my sister having an all around fucked up childhood, I'm always worried that the real thing that made her a junkie was all the times we fooled around as kids.

I hope she gets clean and healthy soon. I'd love to start fooling around with her again but right now she looks gross as shit.

>>717718431
it's surprisingly common. First time threads are full of stories like this, which is depressing for me because none of my childhood friends ever wanted to do anything like this.

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I'm a white, college-educated, 8/10 female in a long-term relationship with the only man I've ever slept with, and the only way I can orgasm while masturbating is when I'm watching bestiality porn. If someone can explain to me why I'm so fucked up that would be great.

>>717718292
I was counseled all throughout childhood.
I'm the responsible adult in my life haha
I keep all this mopey shit inside.

>>717718389
>this is where travel, games, good friends and good literature come in
The issue is I've already got and done all this anon.
Bleh, I'm a mess. Don't worry about it.
Just looking for ideas. I'm sure I'll suffer through for another year or two.

>>717718177

Oh my mistake, I do have 1 secret.

I been collecting my sperm in a vial for the past couple of weeks. No idea why or for what cause, just been doing it.

>>717718744
The way I see it, talking about it in a secrets thread is a discreet call for help.

>>717718579
I did the same thing. I was 9 and my friend was 11. He'd heard about blow jobs and wanted to try it. We started sucking each other almost every day. Once we got older, we weren't really into other guys but sucked each other until he graduated high school and moved away. I liked it but never really fantasized about other guys.

>>717718438
Hash,weed, cocaine and Painkillers.

>>717718842
You're keeping dead tadpoles then. They don't live very long outside of your balls

>>717712569
You can join the red cross, peacecorps, or become a missionary and ask to go to Africa like that guy preacher with a machine gun, probably you would get crucified or beheaded by some muslim extremist.
everyone will remember you as a martyr and use you as an example at the church.
not like a faggot with a neckbeard that liked anime

>>717718228
Now that's fucked up haha

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I used to almost only jack it to straight furry porn for 8 years till I realised I'm gay a year ago.
I still occasionally submit to this heresy

I wish I was bi. I don't know what I actually am (inb4 labels). I think manly bodies, big dicks, and tight asses are so hot. I would love to get spitroasted like a slutty fag. But when it comes down to it. I'm just not attracted to men. I try. I try so hard to get past the person and enjoy the body but I just can't. The only gay experience I had was terrible. I don't like traps, or feminine man bodies, despite liking women. I just want to suck dick. Maybe I should just get high as shit and go to a gay bar to see what would happen.

>>717719027
What happened with the bad experience?

>>717718918
Yeah I know, but i'm still doing it. No idea why I do it.

>>717718865
>discreet call for help
Nah, really just advice and tips.
Sadly I guess haha

>>717718951
>become a missionary and ask to go to Africa
I've already done this.
Most thing that happened was some kids tried to assault me.
Also smashed my finger building a shelter.

>>717709881
My friends mom sucked my dick when I was 8

>>717719167
Ask to go to deep in Africa like Sudan or the Congo, or even Syria.

I currently have sexual relations with my cousin whenever I see her. She has very low self esteem and when we were about 14 I took my pants off and started slowly jerking my cock right next to her on the couch.
>She is a 9/10 btw
She stared for a while curiously then started to jerk me off and gave me super toothy blowjobs all throughout the rest of us being together (family will rent a house every year to host thanksgiving)

>Fast forward two years
>Haven't seen my cousin since the last encounter

My family rented a lakehouse to stay in for a week and her room was across from mine. I'd go in every night and she'd suck me off (best giver of blowjobs i've ever experienced at this point)

>Says to me after a couple of days that she doesn't feel comfortable fucking and sucking anymore as she has a boyfriend
>Ask her how her life is
>Full sob story about depression and anxiety ensues
>Wish I had the emotional capacity to care about what she was saying
>Told her that I felt bad for her and that i'm always there for her

After I appealed to her emotions she continued to want to fuck.

Sometimes I feel like a sociopath but I have an empathetic capacity for certain things.

>>717718684
Are you me?

>>717713368

sounds about right for that level of service

my asian MILFs are pure professionals. they go for $160/hr

>>717719146
>doing something with no idea why
>"yes officer I killed those people and I don't know why"
seek help.

>>717717512
she just starting being sexually and you move her right to black cock

Im happily togheter with my gf but deep down inside want to be alone so i can slut around as a trap

>>717709881
I jerk off to
>rape
>loli
>incest
>teen
from time to time
>domestic abuse
>gore
>suicide

>>717712072
well its pretty gay to suck dick

>>717709881
my 9 grade teacher knew we all gonna flunk
so on the test he started giving us all the answers
like for this question circle a this one b
he was a nice teacher do would tell us about how women would survive with sex in a week and a man wouldnt live a week without eating also sex, he was probably on cocaine most of the time he used to sniff a lot God bless him.

>>717709881
It may be a secret to you but it's not the federal government that controls the Federal Government in the federal bank which is been named Federal

>>717719376
Glad another person is in a similar boat. Feels bad

>>717719167
Advice and tips on how to kill yourself ? Protip : this is shit. Don't do it if you still have the ability to even feel something for other people.

When you get out of life you leave them behind. That bf of yours is gonna be broken for life.

>>717717716
Yea mine too. The 26th. We'll 22 days. I'll be 23. Idk how to feel about it. I'm pretty indifferent I guess.

>>717719535
lol i fap to
>scat
>furry scat
>even more scat
>gay scat
>animal scat
all scat
yours are harmless

>>717718684
Have you brought bestiality into your sexlife yet?
You're probably just used to a lot of taboo sexually. It's fine. I say revel in it. Convince your man to fuck your mouth while a dog rails you from behind, it's a fantasy I'll die trying to make a reality.

Also bestiality isn't particularly special. You have no idea how common it is. I mean, I can't really say they represent all women, but I've known 1/3 the women I've dated to be into to some degree. It's like a commonly held ultimate display of degradation/submission.

>>717719146
I'm sure you do, Anon. You just have to look deeper into your soul. Find why you are slowly genociding your sperm cells

>>717719324
I can't stand the church and that was a long time ago.
Thanks for the suggestion though.

>>717719723
>bf of yours is gonna be broken for life
Alright anon.
Has anyone ever taken their own life in your family or circle?

>>717719445
I'm not sure if I want help.

>>717719666
I got into the bestiality stuff for almost a half a year. I tried to stop ever since I got pregnant but I still have thoughts about it. I confided in my fiance about it and he's surprisingly supportive other than that I have yet to tell anyone else. So thanks for understanding.

>>717709881
i tell everyone ive been clean from heroin for 9 months, but its really closer to 2 weeks...
the only reason im not on it is because im in LA for 3 weeks and dont know where to get it

>>717710703
Same, but i'd prefer what a nigger stab me in a rob.

I've had conflicting feelings about constantly cheating on my girlfriend because I feel like she might actually be my one shot at happiness, but I honestly just can't stand her most of the time she's around and I'm not deep in that ass

>>717716714
My mom was raped and killed by a nigger years ago . Thanks for reminding me

>>717719797
>yours are harmless
Welll can't deny that. But man that's alot of scat? No beastlity?

>>717716714
If I reply to this, you will die in your sleep tonight. So tonight you will die. Good luck on falling asleep

>>717717643
she always uses a condom but better safe than sorry. It's not something she could bring up with her parents without a huge shitshow as they are the fairly strict religious type. She knows she can trust me and my gf.

>>717719121
The guy rushed a lot of things and tried to go straight to the sex itself, but I also had a hard time getting comfortable. The whole thing just felt wrong. And "it" HURT like crazy. It was such a weird literal pain in the ass.

And yet, I want to try again so bad.

>>717710703
i feel exactly the same way. i smoke tons of cigs in hopes that i get cancer and die young (almost 31, so not that young)

>>717717023
I do the same as this anon. I've told a few. One seems helpful but mainly they seem disinterested. But that's with everything so idk

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>>717720048
Top kekkle, my dude
>I hope she liked the rape

>>717718187
Thank you

It's just a pain in the ass.
Also, I can pull the server logs at any time but I didn't tell him that.

I don't want to know where he is surfing and he doesn't want to know where I do either or his buddies in the company.

There is a secret batch of tom foolery that happens in the office. I don't think his wife would approve.

>>717719872
That was kinda obvious
My dad hanged himself. I found him all stiff, his face all blue/green, and also like all dead people he shat himself. I'd really love to be able to remember him any other way than some stupid slapstick-cartoon lookalike of the man who raised me.

I think the sight would be even more terrifying to your bf. I wasn't his special one. My life wasn't built all around his. I was just his stupid kid.

I hope that can stir something in you

>>717709881
i tell everyone that i've fucked 17 different girls because i want to look cool. in reality, i've only fucked 8. still a high number for a 19-year-old, but it isn't enough. i'm not enough. and now, i've been alone for months and i don't know what to do about it. but i still tell everyone 17 is my number, as if it makes me any less alone.

>>717716389
are you me?

>>717720342
Hung*

>>717709881
My friends girlfriend jacked me off whilst on the phone to him.

>>717719469
nah, luckily there are very few niggers around here

>>717719827
I could never ever tell him about it. He is a diehard animal lover and he would leave me. I'm almost sure of it.
Also, I don't want to enable it. I've never ever done anything with an animal (I've never own a dog, which is the only animal I would be "attracted" to) and would never get a male dog just so I could avoid the temptation. I don't WANT to feel this way. I want it to stop.
>>717719973
Like I said above I've never done anything with an animal, only watch the porn which is legal in my state. Only male dog on female or male human on female horse or female dog. Nothing "extreme" like rape or young animal or chickens or anything.

>>717720118
whell compared to eating their shit fucking them is not as bad in my mind

>>717720145
I get that. I was curious as a teenager. Met an older guy online, went to his place. As soon as I get there, he's kissing me (badly). He tells me to take all my clothes off, lays on the bed and tells me to sit on it. He just jackhammers me for five minutes and it was over. It was fucking awful.

That night I told myself I'd never mess with a guy again and then by the next morning I'm wanting to try it again. Weird.

>>717720342
My dad hung himself too.
Bizarre

Like I said I don't want to do something like that because I know how traumatizing it is.

I'm really sorry anon, really really really sucks.
I'd give anything to have my dad back.
Only really decent person in my whole life.

>>717719872
You must anon your mission is go to Damascus to convert muslims it is the only way.
go be a missionary the christians woul pay your travel or go to North Korea you must do this it is your destiny

>>717720411
Hanged

>>717720520
>I don't WANT to feel this way. I want it to stop.
Shame. Well, just focus the energy elsewhere? Pile other fetishes on top until they take the spotlight?

>>717720520
Same I've never done anything to another animal in fact I love animals also in a nonsexual way but for some reason I do sometimes but only when I masturbate. I'm into male dog on female and male horse on female. I even watch animals masturbate themselves or horse/ dog mating on youtube, I think only those videos are legal in my state but animals on humans is not here.

>>717720716
No wonder your dad hung himself

>>717720584
true sign that you need to find a decent guy to fuck with.

>>717720584
My theory is that it came from porn. I got into it young and I think years of watching big dicks made me start finding them attractive. I'm very kink friendly and by my college years I had already fapped myself raw to incest porn, bdsm, milf porn, etc. I was always looking for something new, and then I started watching gay porn. Even there I don't like seeing the guy's face, unless he's sucking dick. I don't like to hear them moaning either. I just want to see the raw buttsex.

>>717720584
know that feel I once met a faggot but I got a mafia face look, we were trying to rob him but my dumbfuck cousin didnt came in time, had to show my dick for a six pack of beer feels weird still didnt let him even touch it.
I felt like a faggot for the first time in my life

>>717715945
I'm 26 and still a virgin

>>717717901

enjoy the prison anal rape

>>717720411
Ha
I'm a foreigner and I know more about your language than you.

>>717720608
That was 12 years ago. I'm okay now. I just can't understand how you could do this if anyone cares for you.

I mean, if you're gonna kill yourself that's your right. But at least shut everyone out of your life, be a dick to them, make them wish you were dead before actually doing it.

I don't know if that makes sense. Again, I'm foreign. Also a bit drunk

>>717720818
"Hanged" is the proper term when referring to death by hanging you illiterate fuckbag.

>>717720874
is the girl on the right named shreen ?

>>717719027
Try pegging

>>717721130
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/hung
>verb
>1. simple past tense and past participle of hang.

>>717721143
no one is named shreen

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>>717717901

>>717720726
No other fetish has stuck. I have no other fetishes at all, really. My sex life besides the secret watching of the animal porn is completely normal and great. Bestiality has been the only thing that has stuck. I remember being curious about animals as young as 6 or 7.
>>717720796
I love animals too. Not in a romantic or sexual way, but in a mothering, nurturing, healthy way. I have many cats who are like my babies and I'd do anything for my kitties. I've also owned a male horse who again was like my best friend. I've never personally been attracted to an animal I've known in real life. It's only the fantasy that arouses me, but never with my own pets. That thought doesn't even cross my mind.

>>717718292
Fag

>>717721047

Same here anon.

>>717721066
Ah, mine passed 4 years ago this march.

I know, that's why it's adamant that when/if I do it it's from a tragic accident.

Thanks for your input.

Have a good night if you can *hug*

>>717721190
Totally down to try. It just doesn't seem as hot as a real dick.

Fuck, I hate this.

>>717721244
oh ok yes there is one she was from palestine or jew biggest tits ive ever had.

>>717721328
Serious question, not as a dude who's into this - why do you hate it?
Why can't you reconcile with your sexuality and enjoy it to whatever capacity you do want to make it a thing? Which could be none. There's fantasies I have that I know wouldn't pan out in real life.
I just don't understand what you're guilt tripping yourself for. I mean for one thing it's not really that unusual. For another nobody's putting you on the defensive.

I am not me

>>717721356
Sorry to hear that