What would /b realistically do if you saw pic related coming

>>717696533
compliment her scarf

feed her pasteurized eggs

>>717696533
Just walk past

Smile and say, "hi", in passing. You know, like strangers normally do when you pass in the street.

Sprinnring routhouse kick

Ignore.

We can arrange a meeting phrase

>>717696734
Well what is your genius plan then?

>>717696533

I tell her she's pretty so then she'd be obligated to give me sex.

i once saw the woman i have long considered to be the most beautiful woman in the world randomly on the street in nyc one day. and she had people with her and i seemed to be the only person that recognized her.

i got her attention and told her "you're the best! the best!"

and she smiled and the people she was with did too and immediately i walked away, knowing that was the only positive ending to that situation I could have.

>>717696790
Host a party or something. Do something you shit

>>717696533
continue being autistic

>>717696790

What do you mean by 'plan'?

>>717696533

walk past while awkwardly trying to check her out, avoiding eye contact. Thinking how hard would I fuck her in the ass the whole time.

>>717696802
>implying you're not obligated

>>717696826

You met Maisie Williams?!!

>>717696533
Probably smile when I see her but not do anything else, just walk by and continue what im doing.

>>717696958

REEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

>>717696931
no. a VS model. and I didn't even meet her, I yelled this from about 20 feet away.

>>717696533
never gonna happen, so who cares

>>717696533
Just a couple of casual glances at her legs and keep walking like a boss.
>Bitches have no power over me.
Chances are better than average that she will try to say something to me.

>>717696533
I would say "Hey whats up cat piss"

It would be ideal if you said something but fine I'll say something just to end this wait

Stare at her eyes

Smile if she looks at me and say "hey" while walking past....what else should I do?

>>717696533

im a dipshit so i'd probably say "you look like Emma Stone, that must be cool" but i wouldn't slow down or wait for an answer

>>717696533
Emma Stone is a type A personality. you actually probably would not want to run into her. she's openly bitchy if she has no reason to need to know you.

Some celebs have the ability to at least fake being nice for a few seconds.

>>717697286
How do I know you won't choke?

>>717696533
turn 360 look at my feet and run away.

>>717696533
Say "You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them" and proceed to rape her in an alley

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>>717697341
I once saw Hugh Jackman on the street with his wife and said: "I admire your work!" and I kept going, but Hugh stopped and asked me which stuff I enjoyed.

It was a mindfuck.

>>717696533
Same thing with every nice girl.
>smile
>check her out
>walk past
>look at ass
>business as usual

I would wonder what the hell she is doing in a town with less than 50 people in the middle of the forest in northern Sweden.. Probably ask her.

>>717696533
Just walk by, famous people don't owe us regular folk shit. Everywhere they go they get mobbed by special snowflake faggots acting like they know them personally or try to sneak pics of them eating or some shit.

Just treat them like you would any other random person, unless it's at an event where they are there specifically to meet and greet fans.

>>717696533
Nothing. I'd just carry on with whatever I was doing. Is she someone famous?

>>717696889
>OBLIGATED
>SHITTING
>STREET

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Wouldn't give her a second glance or thought OP your taste is shit

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I would smile and say hi.

>>717697514
Probably trying to get away from all your fucking mudslimes

>>717697664
>implying you don't want this obligation.
Bby you're just looking for a half good reason

Stop her and excitedly say, "oh my god, Lisa, is that you? I remember you from slimming club, do you still go there?!"

When she explains she's not and walks away, being a vain celebrity, she will obsess over the fact I didn't recognise her and put her in a bad mood.

>>717697743
Good enough reason, same as me.
100% white up here.

>>717696533
greet her with hello taylor swift. ax her how meredith is doing. tell her i own all of her albums.

turn 2pi rad

>>717697818
But I want to put you in a great mood

>>717697352

Why would I choke? She'll think of me as an idiot either way. Might as well try and look normal

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ask her if she wants to get lunch at sizzler
> now you're talking

>>717697910
Say hi to Taylor.
Tell her puppers and doggos are better
Tell her I pirated all her albums
Ask her for karlie kloss number

Hand her my mixtape

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>>717696875
crashing this thread?

>>717697949
You choked on the text

i would just walk past like a normal human being, head to the gym and do some reps.

I can literally fuck 10/10 girls any night i want to at a club or a bar or something, why would i waste my time with some 4/10 bitch in the street?

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>babble autistic nonsense
>w-w-what?
>I am sorry m'lady, I have to return some video tapes h-haha
>start running away, leaving a spaghetti trail behind me