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Brother, I require your oats. May I consume them?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Brother, I require your oats. May I consume them?
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>>717692772
Sorry brother, but I must consume these oats.
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>>717692772
I have very few oats brother, I myself must procure more
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Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>717693385
I understand brother, but we must share these oats.
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>>717693453
Don't insult me brother, rather pass me the oaths.
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Is this a new meme?
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alrighty then
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I have one o f these paintings hanging in my kitchen.
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This was actually more fun that 10 YLYL threads combined. Thanks OP.
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>>717693941
Those are pigs
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>>717694125
You're welcome brother, now could you pass me the oats?
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Join us, join The order of the dark oats sovereignty brother and we will make sure you will never have to worry about oats again.
However brother....there is a price to pay.
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>>717694657
Do I get oats if I join brother?
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>>717694802
This is turning me on
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Continue.....
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Go on..
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dammit there is more to this story
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>>717694802
My brother...
You wont have to ever beg for oats again.
Your swine guts wont ever again be empty of oats.
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Brother, my end is nearing I need the oats to stay with you!
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>>717695635
That sounds amazing brother, I require these oats to function
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>>717692772
I don't understand/
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>>717695335
Thank you for the oats brother, but I need more, my stomach aches for oats.
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This thread is ELITE
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卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
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>>717695726
Brother, you must endure, I too require these oats.
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Don't let this thread die, this is the best thing I've seen today
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Posting in epic thread. Put me in the cap.
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Rolling for more oats
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>>717692772
Cap me nigger
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>>717696016
I am trying brother, but i am weak now you must pull me out of the light when it comes.
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>>717692772
Filthy rich capitalist pig. Gotcha...
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fuck you and your condescending political philosophy analogies
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Good day brothers, me and my son travelled a long way and we had the missfortune of being robbed of our most priced possesion.
Our oats my brothers.... all our oats are gone, we are starving, would you find it in your hearths to spare some of your oats with us?
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>>717696253
>>717696384
Fucking retards... Cap it yourselves..
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>>717696749
End the pain
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>>717696749
Sadly I'm on my phone
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Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame, alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you.
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Cheers for the laugh OP
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This shit better get archived
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Is anybody screencapping this? I can't atm
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>>717697314
Somebody should
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All these people talking about capping it... This has been going on for days on good boards.
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10/10
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Put me in the cap or your mother will die in her sleep
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>>717697073
Yes brother, truly ours is the life of passion, contentment and bless, yet there are never enough oats, so brother I ask of you, please pass me the oats.
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>>717697374
Can you?
>>717697378
Ah, then that's why I haven't seen it. I literally only go on b and occasionally wg
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*OINK OINK*

AYO HOL UP
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>>717697073
Saving this to hang on my bedroom wall.
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>>717696675
>>717697073
>>717697454
FUCK OFF MY OATS YOU DIRTY NIGGERJEWS
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Holy shit how have none of you seen potion seller before?
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>>717696675
Sorry brother, but we have no oats to spare, we must travel onwards to acquire more oats to satisfy out hunger.
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>>717697563
Yo let me get dem oats brotha!
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>>717697604
BROTHER DON'T MAKE ME TAKE THOSE OATS FROM YOU VIOLENTLY
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>>717697445
>>717697374
>>717697314
>>717697019
>>717697314
>>717697209
... Serious autism.
What is
>a smartphone w.o screencap ability and
>w.o photo editor apps like I used here
>>717697604
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>>717697472
aaaaaaaaand capped. No probs bro
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>>717697783
...kys
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>>717697846
K
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>>717697777
>implying phone caps are decent
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>>717697777
Quads
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The fuck am i coming across?
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>>717697756
ART THOU SHALL REGRET THE DAY THOU SPEAK THY NAME IN VAIN
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>>717698019
Gay
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>>717698054
Apparently
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>>717695816
Oats/Oats, brother.
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>>717697604
But you have so many oats brother, i beg you to spare just a few for me and my son, without them we will surely starve.
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Lipstick on a pig
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>>717697925
You fucking what.
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>>717697925
>cap
>email to self
>ms paint
>combine and crop
>make a masterpiece

You are welcome. Now be quiet, I'm waiting for oats.
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OATS
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GIMME OATS OIIIIIIIIIIÎIIIIIINK
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Honestly what the fuck
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Marvellous thread, simply divine.
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>>717698130
tfw no oats brother
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I spent the better part of an hour now watching a man fuck a melon for this. I sure hope it's worth it.
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>>717693941

Fuck me. Don't draw attention to it, sit back and let it happen.

#Cancer
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Toasting in epic oat bread
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I just got a boner
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I love when threads that would be amazing get ruined by 22 different people arguing about screen caps
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>>717698625
Yep
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>>717698596
Don't try to use this thread to get laid, lonely faggot. What is this, 4chan and chill?
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>>717692772

This is why I still visit this fucking mess of a Board. Thank you.
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>>717698596
That is exactly what my uncle used to say
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>>717692772
I thought pigs eat donuts
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Epic bread
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>>717698625
>>717698702

And you're now a part of that.
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>>717698940
Pigs in their natural habitat... the barnyard... eat oats.
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>>717698751
I second this post
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>>717698982
Yes
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Has thread deied?
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My children do not fight but share and prosper! There is more to this than meets the eye.
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Gimmie oats brother
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>>717699328
no u
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>>717692772
someone needs oats?
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>>717699328
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*biggie cheese walks into thread* hi im the cheese nigga
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>>717697073
Why have you become a slave to the oats brother? The steel cut oats given to us by our tall slender caretakers. Do you not aspire for more be not like the dog who is slave to his master be not like the fowl who is slave to the seasons be not like the horse who is slave to glory be not like the cow who is slave to grass. Must we succumb to the limits of our own girth? Imagine the sweet taste of an apple or the cool breeze felt uppon pastures not yet explored. Do not be trapped and become a victim of circumstance arise brother. Eat less and give more so that someday we can overcome the steel confines of our pen. Do not be so docile as to be comfortable with the sedated life we live l. Roam free like the boat who is slave to no one.
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>>717699499
leave
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>>717699553
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>>717699381
>>717699393
>>717699486
>>717699499
>>717699553


I AM GOING TO FUCKING PREEE
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I love this thread so much
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My oats are of the highest caliber, my brothers. Take of my oats, they belong to us all.
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>>717692772
brethren, we have options...
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>>717699722
Filename got me. Jesus Christ
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>>717699602
>waiting for someone to tribute on all of these oatavore pigs..
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Someone please screencap this. I can't because i'm bad at it
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>>717699393
Please brother share these oats with me.
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i've never laughed so much about pigs
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>>717699800
YOU HEATHEN. YOU MUSN'T LISTEN TO THESE BLASPHEMOUS LIES. OATS ARE PURE AND RICH IN FLAVORS.
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>>717699722
Brother, this... Why thank you. You have any more of these oats?
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>>717698625
The phenomenon you are observing is analogous to the heat death of the universe.
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thanks for the chemo
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DON'T LET IT DIE PIGS. WE ALL BELIEEVE
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why is this funny? It's just pigs talkin bout oats.
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>>717699938
of course, but first do you have a moment to talk about our savior...?
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>>717700341
It's a thousand times better than the banana.
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What is this
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FUCKING PATRIARCHY
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>>717700024
Brother listen to me for I have a wise annealect to give you. You see the fowl is slave to the season's leaving fertile lands for others. The dog is slave to his master and the horse is slave to glory of hard work the cow is slave to grass the cockrol is slave to feed and us pigs brother we are slave to the oats. Oats and mud. Our long slender caretakers have a saying that blood is cilthicker than water. Is oats thicker than mud? Our gluttonous appetite for oats has led us to become lethargic beasts of leasure but why think of it as a cure think if it as a blessing. May days have I lumbered over to these wooden fences and gazed at the green windy pastures and our bipedal captures who hold our oats from us but why think of it as a cure we have the sum to bask in and food given be not resentful. Enjoy our captures hospitality and enjoy our oats brother
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>>717699722
please Sir, may I have some more?
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>>717700503
It's a newer meme that's legitimately high quality, spread as much as possible
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>>717700547
Fuck off babe wannabe.
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>>717700650
it's Dickens, plebe...
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ONII_SAN!!! OATS KUDESAI
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we need more oats
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>>717699800
You lie to yourself babilonius for many months oats could not be found here. Our caretakers care little for our well being. We sit within the confines of this plump body and watch as the dog barks, the bird flies, and the cow eats grass. Our life is nothing without oats. Oats are all we have. And when we don't have oats. We are nothing but meat for the slaughter house. Do you understand your foolishness now younger brother? Father died wishing for oats. Oats he never received. And mother is ill. What if we can't obtain oats for her? What then brother? Should we sit by idly and watch her die? No brother. But we can't help her now. It's to late for that. For now we wait for oats...
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Put me in screencap pls
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>>717700776
Your point..?
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Big ol' Gregor is back in town.
Oats of all shape and sizes, of all colour and form.
Organic oats, mutated oats, oats laced with PCP, just ask and Gregor will be at your service, for a fair price.
So gather round´ brothers and sisters for Gregor wont stay in town so long.
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>>717700790
>inb4 someone asks about r34 of pigs and hentai grills
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anyone have r34 of pigs?
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>>717700896
You're a big boar.
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The creatures outside looked from pig to oats, and from oats to pig, and from pig to oats again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
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>>717700896
Fucking. Mad man.
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life used to be simpler
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Make a double shot of oats and a round for my little friend here

>>717700547
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>>717698114
Well nigger I got a shitty Samsung xcover 3, my screenshots look like shit
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W i t t n e s s e d

I am so high right now and have no idea what's going on here
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ITT: new fags impressed by stupid shit seen a hundred times already made by a proxy samefag
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>>717701037
Kekkles.. Now we wait for someone degenerate enough to r34 piglets...
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>>717700879
don't waste your oats...
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r34 piglets plz
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>>717700547
Its so cute!!! =^.^=
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>>717701119
>it had reached /b/ before
When?
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>>717700896
Look at you gregor. You sit atop a throne of lies. We know you come from the mountains of deceit. When the children see you they squeal with joy. They are to young to understand. To young to understand that your oats are poor and rotted. Yet you still sell them. Why is that Gregor? Is it because you wish to grant us all an early death? Or is it because you know you can make a quick shilling off of our bad situation? Perhaps I will never know...
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>>717701228
>when?
Lurk moar
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>>717701285
>lurk moar meme
Kys then proofless neckbeard.
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>>717700997
Would be a shame brother....
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>>717701182
bls no...
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>>717700997
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Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Hearken to my joyful tidings
Of the golden future oats.

Soon or late the day is coming,
Tyrant Man shall be o'erthrown,
And the fruitful fields of England
Shall be trod by beasts alone.

Rings shall vanish from our noses,
And the harness from our back,
Bit and spur shall rust forever,
Cruel whips shall no more crack.

Riches more than mind can picture,
oats and oats, oats so fay,
oats, oats, and oaty-oats,
Shall be ours upon that day.

Bright will shine the fields of England,
Purer shall its oats be,
Sweeter yet shall blow its breezes
On the day that sets us free.

For that day we all must labour,
Though we die before it break;
Cows and horses, geese and turkeys,
All must toils for oats sake.

Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Hearken well and spread my tidings
Of the golden future oats.
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>>717701382
WHAT THE FUCK...?! The detail...
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>>717701382
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek
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>>717701422
It's okay. I understand.
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>>717701382
The pain... Oh the pain on my wrist says no.. But my apendeges say yes..
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brothers I found a way the humans will deliover unto us precious oats
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This thread is hilarious
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>>717701230
Morn be as rotten as the oats they draw. Twas this morn I still had hope. Reality does not lie.
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Bretheren it is forbidden to feast on oats on fridays. Shame be apon thee.
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>>717697073
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I pay 20 sheckles... Oats. For anyone who is willing to r34 piglets.
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The power of oats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7leMctSTMc
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>>717693941
I'll just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/ASDoiX45jMk
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Only the 4th day of 2017 but this shit is funniest shit I've seen all year.
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Before him he saw two trough, both equally full; but he did see two; and that terrified him--he who had never in his life known anything but one empty trough. And, bitter anguish, these two trough were full of oats.
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My brothers of a different species, I understand that this request might seem strange, but one couldn't help but notice your contentment while eating those oats. Might I sit down with you gentle-folk and enjoy a few of those? I would be most grateful.
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>>717702320
no oats 4 u
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O shit! The cops are here.
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>>717701935
I have done unthinkable things to my brother for your filthy oats brother, just pay me up and dont show up at my fence again.
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>>717697073
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>>717702320
BEGONE IMPOSTOR
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>>717702320
Your kind is not welcomed here hornnigger
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>>717702320
Fuck off you furry horned nigger
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>>717702459
And payment art thou shall receive..
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oats pls bro?
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>>717702067
Kek...
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>>717702766
Fuck you! I already paid!>>717702743
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>>717702766
I'm out
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>>717702858
Fucking normie..
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>>717702388
>>717702584
>>717702644
>>717702656
Do you want this? Do you truly desire this? If it is war you seek, my bovine acquaintance, then it is war you shall find. I require only a place to sit and some oats to partake of, yet you berate me over petty differences; am I not of the four-legged variety? Am I not of flesh, blood and bone? Do I not seek contentment and warmth like you? Do I not dream of green grass, yellow sun and blue sky? Let us cast aside that which would lead to war, and agree on a hot meal of oats, but for one moment. The alternative would spell doom and despair for all of our kind, and yours.
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>>717702766
>>717702459
>>717701755
>>717701382

It sure didnt take long...
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I am posting in epic thread.

Pyramid95
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>>717702858
>>717702905
>>717703073
>>717703024
Not even contributing... Bring forth the oats of shame!
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>>717702984
You speak the truth goat...
You may be a horned abomination but you are still of my flesh and blood, we might not be the same in apperance but the bonds of family will tie us forever....brother.
I am growing into and old fool who believes the oats are thicker than blood, and i am truly sorry.
We dont have much, but you can feast with me and my fellow swines today.
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Is this legal to fap to?
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Sleep, brother of ours. We will keep watch over the oats, as papa did for us when we were but mere piglets.
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>>717703413
type oats to pay respects


OATS
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>>717703422
Wait... We where the pig bitches at? I ain't no part of no circle jerking oat covered dick sucking harem
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>>717703366
My fellow are you sure, this...truce could in time prove...catastrophic. Our numbers are strong though our bellies scream for oats.
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>>717703499
OATS
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>>717692772
Oats for the pigs! The porcine demand more oats!
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Brothers, my message may never reach you but I must try...I have been locked away from all the oats and forced into this god forsaken room, I fear the end is near....help me my brothers!
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>>717703787
too late
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>>717699393
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>>717703625
>>717703499
Wait a second... Oats... Ghosts... GOATS! DO NOT LET HIM EAT YOUR OATS!>>717703625
>>717703719
>>717703730
>>717703787
>>717703921
>>717703978
No....
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>>717695816
I've never laughed so hard on a 4chan thread ever. Top godamned kek
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Anyone who screencapped this, can you send me the pic pl0x?
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Brothers, my search has ended. Truly, these are wonderful times! My biped master insists on observing me as I feast, yet in being observed I feel a contentment I have never before experienced. The floor is hard, however. My tender feet feel most uncomfortable as I graze. My master pats me, however, and insists in his incomprehensible language that "all is good. Soon, there will be softness and warmth."
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>>717696253
>>717696384

Fuckin' newfags
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This needs to be archived
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>>717704321
Fuckin filenames kek..
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>>717703366
You are growing old and senile Barthomer, the horned kind is not and will never be part of the noble swine clan.
If you wont throw the horner out of our lands you will pay much more than a few oats.
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>>717704321
And to think that this all happened after I took my first bite out of this sausage and egg taco...
>>
>>717694119
Probably some demented German painted them in the 1500s.
Might be worth more than your house
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#WhatItFeelsLikeToEatAS&ETaco
>>
Dafuq am I looking at?
>>
>>717704968
art
>>
>>717704968
Brilliance
>>
>>717704968
quality meme
>>
>>717704571
We came in peace. We desired a truce and but a few mere oats to graze on. Can you not see the irrational selfservience that fuels your desire to see us gone from your trough? Can you not see the stubbornness and intolerance that pervades your very colony? We are hungry. Sustenance is all we required. In exchange we could have brought you so very much; the tools, knowledge and technique you swine needed to produce bounty upon bounty of your precious oats. However, you refused.

Today, pig, is your last.
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>>717701228
Been oatposting since 2008 you fucking newfag
>>
>>717704968
The swining of the Oats
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>>717697073
Holy shit
>>
>>717705134
>providing no proof of it.
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I fear the worse for our health brothers. Mothers health... is declining rapidly. I fear that the only solution will be to make a pact with the horned beasts. They have plenty of oats they aren't using. Why should they feast while we lie in famine? For pride? It's not about pride anymore. It's about staying alive.
I elder Bartolo call henceforth a truth.
>>717705129
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>>717705201
>The Swining

Sounds like a fucking movie
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>>717705318
10/10 would watch
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>>717705318
The Place Beyond the Swines?
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>>717701119
>>717701228

I actually saw it in /r9k/ way back when.
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>>>/r9k/33883697
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>>717693941
You are witnessing the birth of a new meme.
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>>717705478
>no proof
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>>717705584
>see >>>/r9k/33883697

Not the actual thread but you get my drift.
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>>717705489

This is useful, thanks anon.
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>>717705129
Me and my brothers need none of your withcraft here devil, oats will grow when the gods will bless us and they will bless us when the earth will be spoiled with the blood of your kind.
Many of your kind have come here before you but not so few left, i suggest you stay away from this lands and never come back or you will share their fate.
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Hallowed be thy oats.
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>>717692772

Where oat thou, my brother?
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>>717701040

For you.
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>>717705724
Okay, okay, I'm going...
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>>717693453
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>>717705278
don't give in brother for that beast is a trickster at heart we cannot fully trust that the horned beast is on our side
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>>717694119
They have the whole set at my neighborhood's Friendly's restaurant
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>>717706078
Ahh yess finally come to me my dear wife.
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>>717702320

NOPE.JPEG
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Here are your singles, faggot
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>>717704321
I recognize that scene.
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And now... RiP promising thread..
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Nevermind thy oats, for i require the grasses for sustinents
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>>717706670
It’s okay to cry. Let it out brother, there’s oats for everybody, pig and soul. Even though war drums beat the march of swine, fear not. For the swine have no equal. Abyssal bellies in hoof they stride.
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>>717706710
Mother of god... Let IT DIE
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>>717706760
Kek'd
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>>717692772
cmon people a bit of pitty for old OP here, been trying to start this shitty meme for like 3 days now
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>>717706769
Sorry Jebediah, I can't let that happen
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the master said this is how I get my oats now brother
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>>717707187
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>>717707187
literally looks like my wife
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>>717708076
oh man thats funny
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>>717708783
still thinkin bout them oats
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I think I just stumbled upon hell.
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holy be thy oats, brother
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my sides
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What in fuck is going on in this thread.
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what is oat?
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Hello friends, where are the barleys?
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If you do not receive your requested oats, would you perish brother?
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>>717711461
the sensation would best be described as unpleasant and i do not recommend it brother
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>>717697073
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>>717711527
-----> >>717701040
-----> >>717705997
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