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hey /b/ wat do? trips decides i will fucking deliver, but

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hey /b/

wat do?

trips decides

i will fucking deliver, but it has to be something actually possible

i am willing to cut my dick off, but if the first trips is something like "rape someone" then this thread is over

do not waste the trips
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do nothing
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>>717687121
rape someone
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>>717687121
rape someone
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>>717687121
whats wrong with your dick?
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stab your throat with the scissor
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keep your dick
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rape me
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Cut your dick off
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>>717687121
drink chocoo milk and fix your diseased dick
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>>717687121
please explain to me why you would cut your dick off.
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>>717687121
rape someone
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circumcise yourself
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>>717687121
cut off your ball, yeah just 1 ball nothing more
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Cut your dick off
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>>717687121
Cut your dick off
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cut your dick off
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>>717687293
rooollll
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>>717687121
OP JOIN
TINYCHAT(DOTCOM)
ROOM NAME NZCAM
AND DO IT THERE WE NEED IT LIVE
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>>717687317
reroll
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Go stab a random person
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>>717687293
Rolling for this
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Tie a string around dick until it falls off
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Cut off dick
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>>717687121
Rape someone.
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>>717687215
nothing its just toilet paper

when i pee i do it sitting down and then i pull the foreskin back and dab toilet paper on it so it doesnt drop pee in my pants
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cut off your dick
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>>717687121
rape someone, then fix your disgusting dick
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Show face
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>>717687121
I vote for DIY vasectomy
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Clean your dick
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Rape someone and then cut off your dick
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cut off your foreskin and sew them onto your lips.
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>>717687224
reroll
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>>717687385
oh ok, so why do you want to cut your dick off? you wanna be a tranny?
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cut off your dick
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Rape children
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>>717687433

roll
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Shoot heroine
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>>717687455

reroll
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remember guys, i specifically said that raping someone does not count, if you tell me to rape someone and its trips, it does not count and this thread is over

ive made about 4 of these threads and each time the trips was to rape someone so i did nothing
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cut dick off and live stream it
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>>717687404
Reroll
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1-cum
2-cut foreskin
3-mix cum with blood
4-drink
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>>717687422
roll
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>>717687121

Show bellybutton and rape someone
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>>717687141
roll
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One scissor blade insert 1 inch down your erect urethra.
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>>717687121
cut of your balls
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>>717687490
Rape someone
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Rape someone
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>>717687536
i dont have a urethra i have a penis im male
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Stick whole pack of matches in your dick
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>>717687141
rollerino rollerroo
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>>717687553
>>717687556

Dammit that was close
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Go to the nearest refugee asylum and let a refugee suck ur dick off
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Ask the biggest, blackest, most thugged out negro you can find if he would like a gift..... present your cut off shriveled cock with a smile.
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Run into a busy area with no clothes and scream "the demons want my dick" and then cut it off, throw it at someone and keep running
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>>717687293
roll
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Rolling for trips, if win:

Eat the cheese.

OP why is your dick so strange looking?
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>>717687518
roll
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>>717687121
Whats the shit on your dick also trips
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Post nudes of your sister
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>>717687490
rape someone
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Rape someone using the scissors
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eat some fruit and pat yourself on the back
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>>717687425
reroll
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>>717687518
roll
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>>717687567
Your dick hole, fuckwit
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>>717687651
roll
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>>717687425
this
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>>717687567
>what is male anatomy
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Shove a sharp knife up your ass and turn it until you bleed profusely.
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Just cut of your thumb or some dumb shit
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op why is your dick fucked

also cut your balls out.
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Cut off dick
Insert dick into anus
Rape someone
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>>717687121
cyt your dickhead off and then shove it up your ass
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Kill yourself
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Get ready op
I want it cut off then sewn back on
Maybe call the hospital for a heads up, it's possible. Trust me

Come oonnn trips
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rape someone
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>>717687141
roll
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cut your balls off
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>>717687121
stab pencil through dick
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>>717687425
do it feg
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Take paper off dick
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Live stream cutting your dick off
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cut off 3.5skin
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eat a banana and timestamp the peel
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Cut your balls out your sack but leave them attached
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>>717687121
cur off foreskin, fry in pan, season with salt, pepper and some thyme, eat crispy foreskin.
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>>717687141
rolling
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Shave some skin off the tip.
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wash your dick
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>>717687121
cum watching furry porn
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>>717687536
Sorry mate, thought your penis was a vagina.

One inch down your japs eye then.
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kill your pet
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Rape someone while playing pinapple pen
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>>717687778
1 off
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Self circumcision.
Keep your dick, but entertain us too.
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>>717687690
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>>717687794
Roll
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Cut dick off, faggot
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Put that scissors up your ass and cut your ass, I want to see blood coming out too.
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Shove it in. Or put a pencil instead if you dont wana cut yourself faggt
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888 GET
do nothing
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>>717687778
So fucking close
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rape your pet livestream
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Curcumsize yourself at home
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Make a cross on the tip, one slit is already there, make a perpendicular one.
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live strem when you cut it off
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Eat a potato and then eat your fore skin
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>>717687425
come on!!
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Cut it off
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Cum in your face and show your face.
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>>717687121
roll
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Cut your dick off then place it in an esky with ice and take it down to centrelink tomorrow and ask for a disability support pension.
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>>717687822
888 DO IT FAGGOT
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stab dick with pencil
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>>717687801
roolllll
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Cut dickerino
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Re-posting for DIY vasectomy
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Cut it off
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kill yourself
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>>717687121
deglove your balls
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give someone (human) a dickslap. Doesn't matter who.
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>>717687855
Reroll
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Start a livestrean on a shit site like tinychat and then cut of your balls
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>>717687866
roll
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>>717687888
WINRAR
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>>717687888
welp, there it is
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>>717687888
WIIN
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>>717687888
WINRAR
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>>717687888
Winrar!!!
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>>717687888
Winrar
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>>717687888
winrar
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>>717687778
what he said
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>>717687888
MAKE HISTORY OP
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Pour boiling oil over your penis and let your pet lick it off
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Fill the biggest bowl you have with milk and cereal and sit in it, naked.
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CUT YOUR DICK OFF
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>>717687888
Cut what?
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>>717687888
OH SHIT
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>>717687888
Yes do it OP you faggot
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>>717687888
it was your idea OP
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>>717687888
Checked m888
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>>717687121
Rape someone
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>>717687888
WINRAR
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>>717687888
RIP OP
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>>717687779
So close but so far
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>>717687888
tripssss
yeaaaah
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>>717687888
WINRAR CUT IT OFF ON STREAM OP
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buh-bye, dick
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>>717687966
checked
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>>717687837
I DEMAND TRIPLETS
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>>717687888
>getting trips

>not posting 'rape someone'

ffs
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>>717687888
WINRAR!!!!
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>>717687888
O BOY HE GON DO IT
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>>717687888
YESSSSS
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It's over guys now we wait and see if op is a faggot...
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>>717687888
WIIIIIIIIN RAR DO IT FAGGGGOT
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>>717687888
Here we go boys.
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>>717687888
How excited are you guys for op not to deliver.
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>>717687999
>>717687888
Check
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>>717687999
DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKING WINRAR
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Do it op
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>>717687888
God bless you anon
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>>717687888
Come on OP, you must deliver, trips demands it
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Off off off
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D E L I V E R
E
L
I
V
E
R
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>>717687999
YESSSSS
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>>717687888
Winrarrr
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GO TO TINYCHAT(DOTCOM)
ROOM NZCAM I WILL CUT MY BALLS OFF
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cut off a testicle mate
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>>717687888
OP better be cutting it off atm.
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Hope them scissors are sharp
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>>717687999
KEK DEMANDS IT
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OP HERE

unfortunately i am a faggot and will not be cutting my dick off
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>>717687888
Do it OP no balls
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Off with his head!
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>>717688163
Circumcise it
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>>717688163
Die
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>>717688163
Fagg
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>>717688163
who would have guessed that
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>>717688163
surprise surprise, another attention seeker...
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>>717688163
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>>717688163
Faggot
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>>717688163
You should cut that useless tiny thing off anyway.
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>>717688163
dO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.IF YOU DONW ILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND DO IT FOR YOU KEVIN
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>>717688163
Then what's the point, scissors in pooper at least, open or closed, your choice how they enter, but they must leave in the opposite state
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>>717688163
rape someone
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Now you have to rape someone you stupid faggot :D
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>>717688163
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>>717688163
Why not? Its too tiny to be of any use anyway
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Cut off dick
They can sew at the hospital
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>>717688163
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
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>>717688163
Scissors in the pooper!
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>>717688255
rollll
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>>717687121
Unplug your computer for 1 month.
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>>717687888
Winrar!!!
>>
>>717688270
This
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>>717688163
Delete system 32
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>>717688303
nigger
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>>717687121
Scissor blade in butthole. Open it and stick it in.
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OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>717688313
Do it
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>>717688303
nice
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>>717688304
Roll
>>
>>717688163
Doxing in progress.
>>
I promise if you do it get to the hospital in 15 minutes they will fix you 100% look at the shit they can do nowadays
>>
>op is a faggot that never delivers
every
time
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>>717688388
IN THE POOPER
>>
>>717688389
GOGOGO

If I was rich I'd hire one of them dudes that comes to your house and cut off your dick
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>>717688285

Roll
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>>717687121
Man if you do cut that bitch off I'd eat it for you.
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>>717687888
CUT IT OFF PUSSY
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Scissor in the pooper
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Cut off your balls you pussy
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>>717688524
Do it
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>>717687613
Roll for dis
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>>717688163
That's it, I'm going to hack you.
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Eat a. Cockroach
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Self circumcision that wrinkly old dick

remove the std
>>
Get help.
>>
PUT THE FUCKING SCISSOR IN THE FUCKING POOPER
>>
Op lied what's fucking new
>>
Fuck this I'm going to bed.
If he gets doxxed I will cut off his dick for /b/... Tomorrow
>>
if faggot op delivers put me in the screencap!
>>
>>717688163
the amount of attention you need to survive is unreal
>>
888888 get
>>
cut off that dick
>>
Eat a knife
>>
SHARPIE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING POOPER
>>
>>717689007
PUT IT DEEP INSIDE YOUR POOPER
>>
>>717688837
pathetic really..
>>
Sever spinal chord with scissors
>>
>>717687888
JESUS CHRIST DO IT OP
>>
cut dick down the middle with safety scizzors
>>
if op delivers put my dubs in the screencap
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>>717689134
same, you have no dubs.
>>
Shove 10 needles in your toe nose and dick
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>>717687999
OH BOI IT'S CONFIRMED
>>
Stab your hand
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>>717689180
...but. CHECK EM
>>
>>717689274
go for it
>>
>>717689292
again
>>
>>717689305
fuck this
>>
>>717689320
i need this please to get rid of ops faggotry. CHECK EM
>>
>>717689335
roooolll
>>
>>717689352
bababam
>>
If dubs, all of us are gay fag homos today XD
>>
>>717689367
dubs pls
>>
Cut that dick OP
>>
>>717689395
come on fucking rigged system
>>
>>717689413
/b/ is kanker /b/ is lulz /b/ is aids
>>
>>717689455
i KNEW if i wrote such shit i would get em
>>
>>717689479
If dubs your dubz don't count
>>
>>717689507
if dubs abandon thread
>>
>>717687121
cut your toe off
>>
>>717689507
if dubs you'll never receive reoccurring numbers
>>
>>717687888
>>717687999
OP is going to die of eternal bleeding
>>
If this is dubs I will go home from work, I just got here and My butt feels like its full of diarrhea
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>>717689587
second this
>>
/b/ is kanker /b/ is lulz /b/ is aids
>>
>>717687121
rape someone
>>
ITT Dubz are temporarily disabled
>>
/b/ is kanker /b/ is lulz /b/ is aids!
>>
/b/ is kanker /b/ is lulz /b/ is aids kankerous faggots
>>
>>717687888
And OP was never seen again.
>>
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SAGE
>>
Eat rat poison, op.
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>>717690301
consume human poison op.

i heard doses of rat poison can give you a buzz
>>
>>717690301
Roll
>>
>>717687121
rape someone
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>>717687121
YO DUDE JUST GET REKT AND DO THE SPRITE AND BANANA CHALLENGE
>>
>>717687121
Send nudes of mom/sister
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>>717687121
Cut foreskin off then masturbate using hand sanitizer as lube
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>>717690716
Reroll
>>
>>717687778
offbyone.png
>>
>>717690716
Reroll.
>>
>>717687121
Run into the streets naked and jack off at your neighbours doorstep
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>>717687121
Go to a mall and scream allahu Akbar live stream itfgt
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>>717687455
roll.
>>
>>717691007
roll
>>
>>717690716
Roll
>>
>>717690716
Reroll
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