Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>717680113
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
>>717684237
You know I dont know German. And anyone can Google Translate.
>>717684335 (Rory)
>>717684433
Ya, but google translate can't german the way I can!
Ya shithead. I should really gas australia... oh, but we said I'll start with ISIS... alright, you're second!
>>717684398
heya smug
how are you?
>>717684185
Ah, right. It's really upsetting watching the guy, it's completely changed him. I can tell he's not really coping, but i can't so anything about it.
>>717684187
Are you saying that you don't drink your own piss? But the health benefits!
Nighty night everyone. Time for me to head to bed with my waifu
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>717684081
Please, i am just sitting in your shadow of cuteness. I can only hope to surpass you one day
>>717684222
You would need a crowbar to pry me off of you~.
>>717684522
Goodnight you cutie.
>>717684478
i could be better but chatting with hanako is nice
>>717684581
well i wouldnt ever need to. Id be fine with being yours
>>717684478
Nah. We got ourselves a resistance to gas. It was our first contribution to the war effort.
And I cant take that chance.
>fucking Overlord
>one of the characters has a daki of the MC
>>717684484
I was the same, and kinda just ignored what I was eating and stopped caring about my health. Then I wised up and pulled myself out of it.
Probably the best thing he can learn is that you can live a nearly normal life with medication and proper diet.
>>717684484
No, I prefer to feed other people with it
>>717684670
Did something bad happen?
>>717684725
Oh, you finally watched Overlord? Yeah, that girl is pretty intense. I love her daki, it's just the skeleton.
>>717684725
I think he knows that, he's just super depressed about it all. It's upsetting because he was the kind of person that'd never let anything hold him back, and now this is killing him inside.
>>717684776
That's pretty fucking lewd.
>>717684776
Ive watched it when it came out. Im rewatching the English dub.
>Clementine is voiced in Japanese by Madoka
Holy wew is that a massive change.
>>717684859
He'll snap out of it. I was the opposite, though Im more subdued now. I used to be real picky about everything though.
>>717684670
That's good, because i have no intention of letting you go~.
>>717684955
Hopefully he will. He's a good guy and a very ambitious one too, it'd be heartbreaking to see him lose that because of a condition he has.
>>717684859
Ever heard of golden showers? Yeah, it's not my fetish
>>717684955
Wait, what? Clementine is voiced by Madoka?
Now that's a radical change in careers
Clementine was one of my favorite characters
How's the english dub so far?
>>717685080
Not your fetish, or totally not your fetish?
>>717684776
yeah. i dont want to get into it
>>717684992
awe well i still want to fall asleep in your arms
Claimed
Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap leak .cf
sachi kill himself yet?
>>717685178
That sounds so nice right now. Speaking of sleep, it's time for me to go to bed. I guess i'll have to settle for having sweet dreams of you instead.
>>717685142
totally not my fetish
>>717685178
Hmm... alright, if you want to talk about it, you still have my skype or steam.
Any other plans for today?
>>717685041
Someone like that cant be kept down. Just keep reminding him that you're there to help and support him.
>>717685080
Its really jarring hearing Fuhrer King Bradley being Sebas and Shalltear having Shinoas voice. Not to mention the MC being an unknown and Nabe being Koko.
>>717685420
goodnight hanako i hope your dreams are nice
>>717685459
No point in it and no just sleep sometime soon
>>717685459
Totally not at all?
>>717685464
Yeah, he'll probably bounce back when he comes to terms with it more or something. Perhaps when the treatment does more for him or something. For now I've just gotta do what I can.
>>717685080
>PANDORAS ACTOR IS TRUNKS
>FUCKING TRUNKS
Goodnight everyone!
>>717685506
Thanks. Goodnight Tomoko.
hi
>>717685464
>>717685579
god damn... I should maybe watch it in german then...
We have about 15 voice actors... And I only know them by the cartoon voices my brother watches
Imagine the lulz when someone is squidward
>>717685506
Alright then, hope you have a good sleep then
Leak/see any snapchat users private pics/nudes with snap leak .cf! /b/ros use it before it's patched and don't share it.
>>717685820
Thanks
>>717685577
Yeah, it takes time to adjust. A year, he should be close to coming to terms with it. If he is as he is, he should start coming back to how he is shortly.
Treatment takes a while. Have any idea what he is on?
>>717685820
That would be insane.
>suddenly squidward
I dont think it has a German dub yet. And Clementine is the best voice Ive heard so far. She went from homicidal maniac to sweet and girly to petulant child in an instant.
>episode 6
>19:50
>>717685992
Well, probably not, will take some more time then. No Game No Life has one already, found the DVD yesterday...
>already
I just realised this took some years
>>717685992
I have no idea at all, he doesn't really talk about it much if I'm honest. He's still rather emotional about the whole thing, so it's difficult to talk to him sometimes.
>>717685577
o-oh yeah, totally not at all.
I'm more of a... romantic type
>>717686270
Sure, I believe you...
>>717686111
Maybe next year. It shouldnt take that much longer.
>>717686133
Oh, so its still a touchy subject. Has he had to have any surgeries? Im sorry for the questions, but it helps to know.
>>717686349
I think he's meant to have one some time this year or something. I know he wasn't sure what he was going to do about his university course because he'd be having surgery in the middle of it.
>>717686440
Oh. So it was that far... Thats bad. Ive dodged surgery so far but I had a scare with cancer last year. Its harder with surgery, but it is manageable. Probably more so. He should have an easier time, though if he needs a bag it would be worse. Felix anon ( Kitten ) can help there though.
There should be concessions made in concern for the lengthy recovery and surgery. The university probably has a program for people who have to do things like that.
Mio claimed
>>717686931
Don't you have cancer?
>>717687177
>>717686931
Nvm I just read your post again and realised what it says
>>717688052
USAGI GA NIGETERU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0x77EdoXhw
>>717686931
Yeah, he's just not in a good place really. The university does have stuff for these things, but he was concerned that they'd make him take a year out or something and he didn't really want that. He seems to be doing fine with it though, so that's good.
>>717688294
https://youtu.be/44TzcehU0V8
>>717684324
Rules like that are for gay nerds
I claim Hana, eat a dick.
>>717688384
He needs to break that headspace though. Getting out with friends while he can. If he ends up spending time in hospital, get a few friends to visit him, one at a time, while hes in. Take some time out and go stay with him. He needs to know that his friends are there to be with him.
so my mom's been bugging me about moving out, but I told her that I'm doing important tasks so she's giving me more time
>>717688544
Mr. Dent?
Heads or tails?
'Please say you're not going to have one of those boring deaths, I cant get hard if you're not angry'
>Clementine, English dub
Wow. Thats better than the Japanese line.
is archive.moe dead? it's been like this for a while
>>717688941
No idea who that Mr. is
>>717689015
> We're under a DDoS attack at the moment. >Be back soon.
It seems to be dead for now, but hopefully it'll come back at some point.
>>717688567
Yeah, I'll do my best to actually do something for him. I'll have to have a word with my flatmate, he's a lot closer to him than I am now.
>>717689013
Is the dub actually good? Because Clementine's Japanese voice was excellent if I remember right.
>>717689015
There are alternatives.
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/articles/credits/
>>717689334
Clementine and Momon are tied for best English voice, they're both glorious. The dub isnt half bad.
And thats good, hes got a good group of friends.
Sup Sluts?
>>717689827
I really fucking hate you :o
>>717689905
:c
show me your fap folder
>>717689975
>>717689936
How are you?
>>717689975
I don't have one :o
>>717690082
is this fagnota or sachi.
>>717689975
>>717690042
nice.
>>717690082
i know you have stuff give it to me
>>717690208
Take a lucky guess :o
>>717690564
Konata?
>>717690674
correct, sachi is sleeping :o
>>717690652
sachi is cute when she's dead
>>717690652
>>717690208
Stop posting irrelevant people.
>>717690813
he's been back since before Christmas :o
>>717690850
Who cares?
Thread died again
>>717691411
>>717691967
Thats fucking dark.
>>717692140
I have more of those
>>717692324
I take it you visit feels a lot?
>>717692583
Used to, nowadays feels thread are mostly some betas whining about their broken first love, or their oh so mean ex gf.
>>717692915
I get that. When I joined these they werent so much a circlejerk.
>>717693073
Didn't know you visited them. I enjoy reading baww stories and actual fucked up stories.
>>717693226
I dont go to feels often. Though if I did Id have something more than a first GF to give them. I think my situation is still in this thread.
Hi, this is my 'meme'. Well to call it a meme is bit generous because while I did replace some of the words, I also copy pasted most of the original comment of the meme.
It was blatant and honestly I expect to be downvoted because of it. Not saying that I do not deserve it but as to not hide anything, I won't delete the comment and I won't say anything else on the subject but yes, if you notice most of the wording, it is extremely obvious I copy pasted most of the post. The ctrl c was triggered when I saw the spicy meme I could make and wasn't turned off when I pasted.
I don't deserve any of your praise; I copy pasted the post, I replaced a section of the meme when honestly I could have wrote it by myself. There really is no reason to associate with me because if I had the audacity to even copy paste a meme, what makes you think I won't just fake everything else I say to you, or do for you in the future?
If you don't want to be associated with me ever in the future, I understand and I'll let you go because you don't deserve to be friends with someone like me. Likewise, I don't deserve to know people like you guys either because I'm not worth it.
Personal reasons aside, I am assuming fully the responsibility of my actions.
It's dead, I just...fuck
>>717693393
I am a very competitive overwatch player and I take the game very serious. I enjoy two things, overwatch and pizza. So one time in between competitive matches I get quite hungry. So I go to my go-to pizza place and they say it will be there within 40 min - 1 hour. I pride myself in being in the top 1 million genji mains so I think I can take care of a game in that time. Next thing I know like 15 minutes later my door is ringing. I ignore it as much as I could so I don't ruin my k/d but eventually I have to answer it. I go and rat the asswipe out and how he ruined my game and he comes back with some " oh I am a gamer too haha" bullshit. Like I give a Fuck asswipe. I give him a lousy tip and return to my game and since it got there so early it was cold by the time I finished and I ended up throwing it out. A few weeks later I do the same thing I assumed it was just a fluke the last time so I might as well try it again. What do you know? It shows up early again, so I open the door and tell him to wait so I can finish my game. I think if he is going to waste my time I will waste his. I give him another worthless tip and now I vow to never order there again. Hopefully some of you guys will side with me.
>>717693361
Yeah, some kind of incurable medical conidtion.
Have you tried eating raw garlic? :^)
>>717693572
I kek'd. You've been paying attention. I spent last Christmas day in surgery for a dental infection too. Just thought Id throw that in there.
These threads are dead
>>717693757
ah shit, must've sucked. Or maybe it was a blessing, depending on the family you have
Why can't people be fucking original?
Like holy fucking shit.
>>717693407
This is from a pasta I used to spam the thread with.
>>717693793
This has been said already, it doesn't change anything if you repeat it.
>>717693365
This guy is a depressed edgy fuck who only gets greeted with "hey syndra :3"
>>717690850
>>717690791
Konata is a fucking walking meme who hates his life but lies about it on the internet
People are probably still doing the same thing on the Telegram, talking about games and sharing anime pictures.
People are probably doing the same thing on the discord, talking about real life and sharing nudes of 2D girls, masturbating to them.
Jesus. This community is filled with the worst lonely, sad, pathetic, unoriginal, phony people I've ever meet.
They also take things too seriously, get attached to people and get hurt because of virtual relationship.
So sad.
>>717694259
>This community is filled with the worst lonely, sad, pathetic, unoriginal, phony people I've ever meet.
I thought that was obvious.
>>717694068
What sucked was the week before. No alcohol, barely opening my mouth, and looking like I had a drooping face. My fam is cool though. We insult each other all the time.
>>717694259
To be fair, you're not really original either
>>717694259
I don't get it.
>>717694473
Sounds like a fun family then. Did you celebrate christmas later then?
>>717694625
We celebrated in the hospital room. I only got 5 shirts though. The hospital gave me a mug and some hot chocolate mix. It was pretty shit tbh. They opened their presents before coming.
>>717694366
It was obvious.
Togame is always trying to seem so carefree when he used to argue with me, but he got hurt over something so amusing as falling in love with someone online.
When I told him he is a phony, he didn't believed me.
>>717694525
>not original
Hey, I probably was the first avatarfaggot in this community who started to speak up my mind without caring who is going to judge who.
People care too much how they are seen by others.
>>717694554
You're all a bunch of depressing faggots who try to seek freedom and escape on the internet, being happy by the thought someone else, out there, cares for you.
But, that is just because you can't form any bonds with people in real life.
You're autistic.
Hello how are you?
>>717695101
>on /b/
>speaking your mind without fear of judgement
>on the internet
>on /b/
I'm sorry anon, but this doesn't seem original to me at all
>>717694259
I am aware
>>717695090
Well, aside from the hot chocolate it seems like it was fun more or less. It's nice to have a caring family.
>>717695169
People used to care, and still do, what others think about themselves on a community, or how they are seen by others.
>on /b/
I'm talking about /waifu/, where everyone has an avatar/persona.
>>717695227
Its good to know they care.
>>717695282
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the waifu thread is still in /b/.
People can still post anonymously
First day of school is finished, oh how I hate math
>>717695548
It's pseudo anonymity
>>717695597
What do you study?
>>717695101
That's not what I don't get. What I don't get is why you're pointing something so inconsequential and obvious.
Your attitude seems overly forced.
>>717695597
USAGI GA NIGETERU
>>717695101
just stirring up shit again
i have to admire your endurance
>>717695640
So, then why do you care?
>>717695427
That's true, having a caring family is always immense luck
I'm running out of feel pictures...
>>717695101
It was, indeed.
Togame? I haven't talked to him for some time, which is confusing if anything.
>When I told him he is a phony, he didn't believed me.
I guess it isn't really a pleasant thing to accept for that matter.
Oh, and about the current threads, I can barely keep up with what is going on nowadays, but that is just me being too idiotic to remember a couple new faces.
Why are you still here, by the way?
>>717695987
Go back to your shitty animus board, that tries to be like /b/ with namesync.
>>717695939
You feel that you need to tell me your perception about me.
But don't worry. Your opinion is not important since you're so irrelevant to this world and you're not going to change anything.
>>717696232
i am only (and have only been) active on /waifu/
>>717696166
It seems like they dont, but with the insulrs we hurl at each other, you learn that the hate is avruse.
>>717696189
Not keeping up is a good thing.
Im trying to sleep but everything wont let me.
>>717696189
Who knows.
Maybe because is funny too see how easly annoyed are by everything.
>>717695882
Computer electronics
>>717695978
I'm fREEEE
>>717696102
I'm not Chen, and I don't
>>717696474
I think it shows of a great family when you can insult each other and know you don't mean it and still be there for one another
>>717696232
Judge not lest you be judged.
As irrelevant as that piece of information is to the current conversation. If you thought my opinion was unimportant you wouldn't need to say so.
>>717696645
Whatever you say, weirdo.
>>717696586
Well you will have lots of math, rip you.
Putin is my one love....
>>717696821
Yeah. I struggle through it though
avatarfags get out of my thread
>>717698490
bump
let it die
>>717684324
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and think is better then people and smell like poop and there ugly and smell like poop and outnumber everybody and smell like shit and copy me
>>717684324
and nobody says anything cause the ugly people losers that smell like poop outnumber everybody
>>717684324
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and smell like poop and can be ugly and phoney and people still look up to ugly people losers that smell like shit cause control stores and outnumber everybody and the ugly people losers are so ugly that make less attrative ugly people losers look really good and the ugly people losers still tell people the ugly people losers are attrative
Let's take it back to the first party
When you tried your first molly
And came out of your body
Running naked down the lobby
And you was screamin' that you love me.
>>717684324
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and smell like poop and smell like poop and think is better then people and smell like poop and is a waste of money to spend on and smell like poop and is ugly as shit and is ugly as shit and get angry and smell like poop and think is better then everybody and hurt people the ugly way when get jealous and the ugly people losers smell like poop
>>717699249
I hate that movie.
>>717684324
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and has no friends and make it hard for popular people to live and the ugly people losers smell like poop and outnumber everybody and is ugly as shit and copy me and the ugly people losers smell like poop and always try to find ways to be better then me the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and has to be nice to the ugly people or ugly people losers that smell like shit while working and the ugly people losers smell like poop but ill still sin and the ugly people losers smell like poop and dying is not fun and the ugly people losers smell like poop and always try to read me and copy me and do other things that i cant know and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers hurt me like a ugly freak in many ways so the ugly people losers do ok or look good the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and bother people
>>717699710
https://a.pomf.cat/rjzwnb.mp3
>>717684324
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and i dont know why people think ugly people losers dont outnumber everybody and the ugly people losers smell like poop and think is safe to get the ugly people losers that smell like poop angry even tho the ugly people losers tell people that is fair and the ugly people losers smell like shit and act attrative but smell like poop like the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers that smell and has no friends and smell like shit and is ugly and take anything and smell like poop and smell like poop and is ugly as shit but think is better then everybody but got money cause the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and try to act better then people but is ugly as shit and phoney and smell like poop and outnumber everybody
>>717700126
I am asked that quite a lot.
>>717684324
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and i dont know why people look up to popular people when the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and make it hard for popular people to live and the ugly people losers smell like poop or make it hard for me to live and the ugly people losers smell like shit and hurt me ugly way to make me to cough and the ugly people losers smell like shit and lie on tv to make them attrative but smell like poop and is ugly but can hurt people the ugly way so the ugly people losers that smell like poop can make them look attrative the ugly way like the ugly people losers that smell like poop and god knows and the devil knows and i know and the ugly people losers smell like poop unless your not broke you have to suck up to the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and hurt you anywhere and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers smell like poop doesnt care if your sick and the ugly people losers smell like poop
>>717700239
by spics?
>>717700510
By everyone.
>>717700566
you're a fag? :o
>>717684324
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and smell like shit and think is better then people and smell like poop
Claim
>>717698490
holy shit, sick rare Humanity Has Declined reference bro
>>717700766
-_-
>>717700912
:o
>>717699920
No one likes that movie.
>>717684433
dubs wasted on RWBY kill yourself faggot
>>717700964
_-_
>>717701030
o:
>>717700670
Nope.
I'm just better than everyone.
>>717701060
-_-
>>717701106
must be nice
scarf me scarf-anon
>>717701138
:o
>>717701362
-_-
>>717701395
-_-
how mexican are you
>>717701483
:o
None
>>717701395
tsun tsun deredere tsun tsun dere
>>717701560
what colour are you :o
>>717701648
hi!
>>717701257
>>717701660
White -_-
>>717701793
Good, what about you?
>>717701814
thanks
>>717701894
what number are you on the chart -_-
Slow day huh
>>717695597
Take it back
>>717699920
Hi Mai
>>717702056
It hates me back though :(
Please don't hate me Akari
>>717701938
nothing just feeling a little sick
give me attention yuno
>>717702005
I don't know -_-
>>717702171
What's wrong?
>>717702267
are you a spic? -_-
>>717702346
No -_-
>>717702157
I was only joking. What class is it?
>>717702146
Hi Akari
>>717702439
are you sure :o
Nice quads Yuno
>>717702548
Digital Circuits. Hexadecimal and binary operations *.*
>>717702222
Can't ignore those quads
>>717702576
Yes -_-
Are you sure you're not racist? :o
>>717702344
just feeling sick
Gas the kikes Slacho
>>717702768
Aw
Well i hope you feel better soon
>>717702926
Is it on?
>>717702740
no i only dislike spics -_-
>>717702787
but i don't want to gas you
>>717702954
What is on?
>>717703062
I'm not a yid -_-
>>717703095
Your scarf
>>717703062
Ok -_-
>>717703141
Of course it is.
>>717703240
What's the 'e' for
I need a nap -_-
>>717702056
>>717702146
Wild LEWD FAIRY appeared!
>>717702869
will you keep talking to me?
i enjoy it
>>717703274
They're just extra letter but I thought it sounded funny that way.
It sounds like an Evee with the scarf element don't you think?
Sleep well.
What do you want to talk about?
>>717702567
How are you?
>>717702634
Ah. I've never taken that. I imagine it's a bunch of logic and conversions / computations?
>>717702222
>>717704133
you have like all of 2017 to try
i still believe in you
>>717703238
YOU=FAGGOT
>>717704289
YOU=RACIST
>>717703586
did you do anything interesting today?
>>717704359
YOU=FAG
>>717704469
Not really