Thinking about getting a vasectomy to avoid getting fucked over

>>717680812
if you already have kids it's worth it.
unless you are a moron, nobody wants morons reproducing.

>>717680812

Nah, I got one, there's no change to the appearance or consistency of my cum.

Also interested

Is it reversible?

>>717680919
did it hurt

>>717680812

You can naturally enhance the thickness/volume of your cum, so your already shit argument is now completely moot.

Get the vasectomy. The amount of times it will save you is so much better than the satisfaction you get from a facial, come on.

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Leak/see any snapchat users private pics/nudes with snap leak .cf! /b/ros use it before it's patched and don't share it.

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Anon you gay? As soon as your balls cut off you'll lose your testosterone for the rest of your life. Prone to developing breasts especially when you eat soy products or soy milk. You will be moodier like a woman and more emotional. You will lose the ability to procreate of course. Also, your chances of developing penile cancers rise dramatically. You will no longer be able to feel normal orgasms as well since the rush of sperm is what creates the "AHHH" feeling. You'll orgasm and feel like you have blue balls. Men who have this procedure deny it because they regret their choice but it's a very bad choice.

Find a good GF and use a condom. You shouldn't be having sex without one regardless or use your hand.

>>717680927

rofl no.

>>717680919

What cum? You piss out nasty ass slimy pre cum that's nothing like the real thing. Nasty as fuck.

>>717681035
did you have a lobotomy?

>>717680960
Not really. I had general anaesthetic so the op was painless. Things were uncomfortable for a few days. I woke up one night with a raging boner and freaked out that I was going to burst the stitches but it was fine (and I was relieved to see everything was still working).

Had my four kids, got the vasectomy. 10 days rest and no shouting or heavy lifting during that time, it's done. The surgery itself is nothing.
Your jizz will look the same, that's a really embarrassingly childish concern.
The surgery has the possibility of being reversed, but that's slightly more hassle.

>>717681084
Apparently it is but I wouldn't want to. Also, that's gonna be a much more complicated surgery.

>>717681035
Impossible to tell if this is a troll as there actually are people this fuckin stupid.

>>717681154
Give me your address and I'll send you some.

>>717680812
Here's a thought. Stop being so insecure.

>>717681035
You don't seem to understand what a vasectomy is.

Is there anyway to store your man baby gravy before the operation?

Had it done. Only local anesthetic.

Got to be lazy for a couple days, and worst feeling was kind of like a gassy sensation down there. Only took one motrin when I got home.

I'd do it again in a heartbeat and I don't like going to doctors. Also, no changes in jizz or preformance.

>>717681781
Yes. Donate sperm to be held and not used. I think it costs a little to maintain your place and shit but if you're dead set on being snipped it might be worth it.

why do you care if its watery? you're still going to cum in your own face either way.

>>717681962
Look anon. Just cause you give self facials doesn't mean everyone else does.

>>717681962
I have to not whack off for a month to be able to reach that trajectory in my cumshot.

>>717682133
Really? Do some kegs you fuckin dripper.

I have to try not to shoot myself sometimes. My fwb finds it hilarious and I usually end up needing to wash up. The cunt kek

It's interesting

I often hear guys saying they never want kids and they might knock up their gf by accident. For 9 months they freak out and wish they had a vasectomy.

But I have never heard a father say they regret it or would change anything. It seems like we are all scared of having babies but when you actually have the kid you wonder if you could live without them. Personally if I ever got a girl pregnant I would just keep it. Because no matter how hard it gets, you will go to hell and back for your kid. I dont think there's anything else in this world like the drive for your child.

That's just me though

>>717680812
You will not have any semen, which is the white part of "cum" and so you will not have kids ever.

>>717682337
Yeah but you sound like you're sane or somethin

>>717682337
Too true

>>717682460
So many kids have no idea how their body works ... Semen and sperm are not the same thing. Sperm is actually a very small percent of semen.

>>717682337
That's just the fathers accepting the harsh reality that there life is now over. Every time they see there wife who is now 200 pounds and has a destroyed pussy they think "if only I wasn't a dummy and came on her tummy".

>>717682562
Nah I just learned a lot from my father about how important I am to him.

Also lots of people in my life were bachelor's then had kids and said they would never want to go back to that life because it's empty without kids.

>>717682685
Do you have a kid?

>>717682643
Correct me if I'm wrong but Isn't sperm the white stuff and semen we the little niggas swimming inside it? So when you get a vasectomy your stuff is basically an empty car?

>>717681506
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington DC 20500

Does your sexual drive remain on the same level?

>>717682760
No but my closest friends do. It was never intentional either. And all there gfs said that they were on the pill at the time. But somehow they still got preggo. Seems fishy. My gf at the time was on the pill and I came in her every day and she never got preggo

>>717682337
OK anon, real talk.
I'm a father of 2 (both "unplanned" she wanted kids I didn't) and I do love them.
Yes I love my kids, but if I could time travel they would definitely have been head jobs.

>>717682899
I'd bet anything the guys hate the mother but love the kid.

It's like how divorced mothers always get the kids, it fucking brings the guys world crashing down not being able to see them.

>>717682932
Maybe. We all have times where we say I would change this etc.

Just remember though, if you changed that and had kids later, it could have been with a worse woman, the kid was a vegetable etc. When good things happen why would you want to change it? It's already amazing, don't risk making it something it's not.

>>717682932
My gf wants kids, I don't. So, I'm thinking about this a lot... Why do you think that way by now? What are the top 3 of disadvantages of having kids?

>>717682781
Sperm are the little swimmers. So ... It's more like sperm is the occupants of a train. When you get snipped it stops the people from getting onto the train, but when it comes into the station the whole damn train is still coming along.

>>717683133
/ the kid was a vegetable etc
first born has the brain injury because of hard (27hrs) birth. She is 13 with the intellect of a 7 or 8 year old and requires meds twice a day to stop her seizures.

When I say "I would change it" I really would.

>>717683133
Every time I see his kid I think of his wasted potential. She quit her job right after. And she is horse ugly. Like seriously disgusting. Even before the pregnancy she was gross. All her ex's were black. Now my friend has to work 60 hours a week to pay his bills. And he still lives at home. Sh6 controls every aspect of his life. And he's become a complete whipped boy ever since. He hates me now because his troll wife says I'm a bad influence (because I tell him to do what he wants Instead of following her orders.) But oh well...

>>717683511
Then that's your friend being a cuck more than anything

>>717683406
Fair enough man. It's a tragedy when things like that happen. But regardless she loves you and deep down whether she knows it or not, without you she wouldn't exist. Not much hurts more than the thought that you're a burden for things you cant help.

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>>717683212
You'll end up marrying her. So enjoy having no money, very little social life, and 9 times out of 10 women will turn fucking psycho and put you on a fucking leash. And no, if you tug on the leash, she has reasons to divorce you and then she has your kids and money amd house.

>>717683693
I know he's a cuck. Hes literally told me "I think I'm a beta" he acts all high and mighty because he has a kid and is married. But I can tell it's just his wife's programming putting him into this false sense of self. Oh well. Whatever helps him cope with his wife that looks like shrek

>>717683212
#1 is absolutely the money. I have worked fulltime for the last 14 years and while we live a fairly comfortable life, I have nothing to show for it. I drive a shitbox car. I doubt I will ever buy a house, cant just buy shit I want unless I can justify it on family terms.

#2 would be the loss of social life. My friends dont have kids. And they don't feel comfortable around kids. So they dont come here to hang out anymore. Their houses are not child proof, or not child friendly environments (ie drugs, porn etc around the place). And when I go visit them alone, the wife gives me shit about living the parenting to her while I go have fun.

#3 Is the "I'm locked in till the youngest turns 16" factor. It's shit knowing that if I leave her the government will step in and fuck me on her behalf. I dont plan on leaving, but I hate knowing that it's no longer a option.

>>717683780
This is the western life. Seriously, you guys can say whatever you want. Sure we have our problems in the middle east but atleast we don't get our lives fucked over by over women like that.

>>717684001
thanks for sharing anon.
I hope things turn out well for you and you will find ways to enjoy life more in the near future.

>>717680812
I want one too.. there's no doctor in the entire boston area that would do it just because of my fucking age!
I was 20 when I started requesting this

>>717683780
Holy fuck do I hate Western civilization for this exact reason.

I'll never get married unless I'm very wealth, have a wife/mother like a pet, and have everything completely locked down in Trusts, etc., to do all I can to avoid being divorce-raped.

>>717684001
Do you at least wake up to blowjobs?

>>717684275
You're welcome.
I do find little ways to enjoy life. I shoot competitively (2x as good because wife HATES guns). I game a fair bit (escapism), and I listen to audio books (more escapism).

>>717684505
LOL wife hasn't touched me in over 12 months. But that's ok because it means no kid #3.

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>>717682839

>>717684200
Well yeah, cause over there its sort of civic duty to smack the wife just for a good measure. Here it became opposite extreme, we were so pro-woman it turned into anti-male.

>>717682899

Yeah girls are 'on the pill', however that might mean they take it one day, dont the next, take it the third, etc. Stuffs it up.

>>717684697
How is this even possible? I need to know for myself.
I've been with a girl over 4 years now and we live together and I'm afraid i might end up trapped. But i need to know if trapped is that bad for everyone.
>Be 24
>Have super skinny 22 girl
>Steaming hot sex whenever however i want at all times still
>Wake up to blowjobs
>Bitch does everything with me from hunting to fishing
>Have zero chance of kids because literally "i don't want to get fat from pregnancy because you won't assfuck me anymore"
>Be... Happy
I'm having a hard time seeing this go wrong. If i marry her am i going to have dry dick for a year? I'm going to double prenup so my money is safe

>>717685013
I had the same thing lining up for me and i chickend out. Regret it now. Maybe worth the risk.

ITT: Edgy fucktards tryna show off who is the smartest

As for you, OP. Don't do it. Condom is always a choice and let it be her responsibility to take the damn pills. Men shouldn't be forced to change how their genital works and function. Unless you are fucking cuck.

>>717685124
I'm going for it. I feel like I'll regret it if I don't. Fuck all this "you're so young bro bitches chyah bro mad bitches". Yeah most bitches aren't cool, mine is. quality over quantity

female medfag here.

get your girl to have a copper IUD put in. they are about as effective as a tubal ligation, they last 10 years, and there's no way she can "forget to take it" like a pill.

she would have to have the fucker physically removed by a physician before she was capable of getting pregnant again.

my IUD is my fortress. combine an IUD for her with a vasectomy for you and you will never be fucked for child support.

>>717685013
your girls sounds like a keeper. if she doesn't want kids either you should be good.

My year long drought is due to something she believes I did. It's a fairly long story and way off topic for this thread.

>>717685229

you are retarded to leave all the responsibility to your bitch. enjoy your child support when she "forgot" a pill

Only blacks should get vasectomies.

Only the white master race should reproduce.

>>717685254
You sound wife-able.

Congratulations on holding the fort for women in the Western World.

>>717680812

What kind of low rent bitches are you fucking that would fuck you over?

Fucking white trash piece of shit. Cut your balls off and save the world from your spawn.

Or maybe don't fuck grody horrible lying sluts? Or is that the best you can actually do?

>>717685315

White trash detected

>>717685353

i only wish the rest of us weren't scheming bitches, anon. just trying to do my part.

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>>717681035

>>717685307
Dude, a year! Did you actually do what she thinks you did? or you 2 old as hell and you guys just have no sex drive

>>717685396
You're naive. This phenomena of Anchor Babies happens across all classes, races, etc.

Don't underestimate how common it is. You must protect yourself from it if you're to survive and thrive.

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>>717685474
Yeah... That's supposed to be a .gif. Here have mine

>>717685441

if wanting to protect myself makes me white trash, yeehaw motherfucker.

i did it the month i turned 25 because i don't want any vagina goblins anyway, dunno, seems about the same, it is maybe a slight bit more watery

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>>717682781
>little niggas swimming inside it

>>717681084
there are reversible ones, but they are not always succesful.

You might not get 100% sperm free, and it might not be reversible even if it's the "reversible kind"

>>717685315
Dumbfuck, implying I would fuck someone who is not yet my wife without condom.
Once I'm married, I will not use any condom and I would be glad to care for my own offspring, moron. Now go being edgy faggot some more....like I give a fuck.

>>717685013
get a prenup, get a vasectomy
it may be all an act. and in the life game there is no loading back saves

>>717685229
first. condoms are horrible once you try the real thing.
second "let it be her responsability"?? are you fucking retard? that is exactly what leads to a trap

>>717685674
I dunno if the kid things an act. Last time she thought she was pregnant she found an abortion clinic nearby so i could drive her if the test was positive.

>>717685674
Sadly, no backsaves...

But ONE day! Maybe.

>>717685548
i know, I just don't like gifs

>>717685790
Parts of africa allow you to own black slaves you know

>>717685790
Show me your cock

>>717685772
just freeze your sperm if you have doubts. Don't let a single drop of power in her hands. Never trust a women

>>717685484
oh absolutely, in fact I have done a LOT worse since too. BUT she only suspects the earlier and has no clue about the later.
But like I said way off topic, and their isn't enough proxies in the world to make me feel safe telling the full story.

>>717685563
yeah everyone knows niggers cant swim.

>>717680812

https://www.bimek.com/

basically vasectomy on demand and reversible.

>>717685913
I thought of doing this. I've yet to find a doc that isn't a complete moralfag and will do the surgery. They all say I'm too young to make that decision. I'm 24

>>717680812
Sperm is like .0001% of jizz volume

If you don't want kids get it. Fucking raw is amazing.

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>>717680812
ITT shill thread. You faggots use the same lines every time and are basically shills hired to make population control somehow an "in" thing here.


Here's the fact: child rearing costs and marriage/relationship instability are both exacerbated by the Establishment fearful of competition from much of the internal Southern Diaspora. In fact, Brookings even admits that birthrate and child support rates are negatively correlated(so much for "woman's right") and sees that as a good thing.


If you get "fucked over" by a woman, you should consider murdering the individuals who caused that to happen including the judges and social workers who intentionally destroyed your parenthood just to prevent your children from competing with their fortunate sons. A few dead sexist judges and social workers and you'll notice that thing'll get better for everyone.


The Establishment must fall that our nation may live. While I'm not advocating murder, I'm just telling you who you have to kill if you want to make things better.

>>717686160
motherfucker i'm in the exact same situation
since 17 i want a vasectomy. now with 25 those fucking doctors keep telling "oh but you will change your mind" "oh, but you will find 'the one girl' and you will want kids"
its fucking infuriating how they think they know me better than me. I'm most certain, i hate kids and this will never change

>>717686337
Move to Oregon. They are all about helping people gettting it done here.

>>717686160
All those doctors sound like fags. Mine didn't even ask. He was a total bro.

>>717686302
Calm your tits. I just don't want any more kids and prefer to fuck without a condom.

>>717686337
Oh so this does happen to other people! Why is it such an issue if i freeze a bunch of my sperm somewhere?! Fuck these doctors, makes me wonder how many poor young dudes out there stuck on child support thanks to these criminals

>>717686337
I know the feels. I think I'm going to exaggerate family medicine issues and have then seem more out of control and ignore the fact they almost all came in elder years

Just get it. I can tell you're a moron. Don't reproduce.

>>717686390
not from USA man, here in this fucking country, apparently vasectomy is crazy stuff, and people having 7,8.9 kids, fucking up the economy, living in shitholes are better than a simple snip

>>717686512
How the hell does a country like that have internet?

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>>717680927
shill
>>717680880
possible shill
>>717680960
Shill
>>717680970
Definitie shill. This isn't Webmd faggot, people here aren't experts on stuff designed to destroy their people.
>>717681154
This fag too
>>717681035
Shill as well. This is the strawman the shills beat up. Notice how he'll do a shit job of defending "his" position
>>717681176
Here's the "informed" shill trying to prove the point of the OP
>>717681220
This shill is a liar. No one on here has 4 kids
>>717681300
Its a strawman
>>717681781
>>717681908
2 more shills trying to act like "potential customer" and "informed customer"


I could spot more of these faggots but ya'll get the point. These are probably just Jews hired by the Establishment(i.e. the non-mobile Americans who earn up social capital within areas over many generations and thus fucking hate Diaspora). The Establishment is weak and the Jews better backstab it quickly if they still want that Golden Bridge(hell, they can make a fucking calf out of it too) before they have to settle for the silver one instead.

>>717686337

Have you ever changed your mind on a thing? Now imagine this happening with such a big issue and there's nothing you can do to reverse it. Also, most girls want kids at some point and you won't find on who doesn't easily.
Which means, even if you find one now, in maybe 10 years SHE (if not you) might change her mind and you'll have to get her pregnant with a stranger's sperm. Then you end up having a cuck kid to make her happy and it doesn't even have your DNA.

>>717686553
barely. an absurd amount of money for shit 10mb.
if i could i would level this fucking country and build a parking lot

>>717686634
Freezing sperm!!!! The decision literally doesn't even matter if you just freeze sperm

>>717686660
Kek

>>717686628
Uh oh, /pol is leaking.

>>717680919
seconded !
Got mine last year... best choice ever
it only last 20 min, hurts just a little over the we
then you are safe forever
>>717680927
stay away from the reversible one, not F@@k safe ... it's the point ! you can always make a deposit at the sperm bank (i did)
>>717680960
no

>>717686634
You act like having kids is a mandatory part of life or something. Fuck off. Tones of people don't want kids and it is NOT a big deal.

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>>717683406
>When I say "I would change it" I really would.
Liar. Be happy that your daughter will have a happy life without becoming some stupid whore.

Your sentiments are too Establishment to belong here. Go back to that other site. Only the Establishment would make a huge deal about the utility of their children(they are, btw, the vessels of the family wealth and thus are not valued as individuals to the Establishment).


Go back to jacking off at the thought of being the doctor who make that Kennedy girl retarded. We're going to erase your kind from history(unless you're a Jew in which case we'll just kick your ass out). Gravestones aren't indestructible and can be wiped clean.

>>717686761
/pol/ needs it's tubes tied

>>717686634
the thing is, if there is one thing i'm adamant in life is not having kids. And people just like you, that make this a big deal. So what? It's my fucking problem. But for some moral bulshit doctors won't do it.
And if the girl i'm with change her mind, fuck her then. I'll dump the bitch and find a new one, just like i have done before

>>717686898
Literally. Pretty simple isn't it?

>>717686898
I wanna know how the hell these "medical professionals" all forgot what freezing sperm was. They act like that's not a thing and the snip is it

>>717686815

true, not having kids is no big deal. not being able to have them after having made a false decision in the past and regretting the shit out of your choices is a big deal. not for me of course, but maybe for you.

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>not getting married because I don't want her to get my shit if we divorce
>mfw dont even have any assets worth mentioning

>>717680812
Reporting as neutered fag.

No change to sexual performance or consistency of cum. wife reported that the taste is less intense and more palatable.


Life long nutting deep is well worth the day or two of discomfort.


Tips: wear supportive underwear
avoid long walks (around shopping centres etc) for 2 days after
actually do the follow up sample and confirm a zero count. (keep that shit to show the sluts or they wont let you nut in them.)

>>717686966
life is simple man, people make a big fuss about it

>>717680812
Not to worry anon, your semen won't be going near any women (not consensually at least) anyways, so it makes no difference.

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>>717687255
>not doing your vasec in secret so you can bust a cheating wife/gf/sloot when shes having another mans baby and claims its yours

>>717686628
lol literally insane. go outside mate.

You are convinced that a group is coordinating to engaging with people on /b/ to encourage them to have vasectomies. there are more effective ways to communicate with people.

Fuck over bitches? Get a vasectomy AND switch a ball with somebody compatible. Fuck bitches up and then revert the operation.

Both of you now have descendants.
Both of you are not paying alimony.
Watch out for vengeful bitches though.

>>717687241

getting married is just a piece of paper and an expensive party with your girl. what truly binds you to each other is kids.

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That feel.

>>717686634
can be reversed more of the time, they just remove the cauterized and knotted parts of the vas diffrens (the cum pipes) and put the two ends together to join and hopefully heal.

Its not 100% guaranteed, and Docs don't want you to consider it as reversible and getting unnecessary surgery.

>>717687150
>>717687150
Regretting what exactly. You act like parents lives is rainbows and unicorns. Like it didn't bring bad things to almost everyone, less time money friends etc.

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>>717687442
like this

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>>717680812
You'd still get fucked over.
>false rape allegation

>>717681154
The amount of actual semen in ejaculate makes no difference to the consistency of the ejaculate. Getting a vasectomy does not change a single thing about the consistency of ejaculate.

>>717685674
lol prenup. Good try though.

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>>717687607
the best feel. proceded by the security of not impregnation because you had a vasectomy

Jesus, none of your women take the pill? Dating my chick for almost 4 years, 3 of those years have been without condoms. Had 1 late scare, that was exacerbated by her stressing it out.

>>717688377
it's for personal security, dude. If the girl so wishes, she can trap you FOR LIFE.
and you know how fucking bipolar women are

>>717688377
Trust the rest of my existence on a pill. And in her ability to never miss a day. I'll pass.

>>717681781
Just put a bit in the freezer. Cover with plastic wrap.

>>717688475
>>717688645
So date a chick who doesn't want kids.

>>717688699
I do. But I've also not had sex in over a year and not had sex without a condom in 2. Had one scare and stopped all together. I'm a grown cognitive adult if I want my balls cut who is ANYONE to tell me I can't.

> Don't trust the rest of my life to a pill
>Condoms feel like garbage and cost money
>Doctors won't fix people unless they already have kids.

>>717688699
>>717688916
I shouldn't have to be abstinent. Fucking ridiculous


And my captia says "close calle" kekekek

lets not forget the pill causes many women to lose their drive

>>717688916
My question is really more for those who consider a vasectomy as some heretical act and get scared when they inseminate a chick because she isn't taking a pill. A chick who takes a pill everyday is less likely to get pregnant than just using a condom, kudos if you can do both, I can't do condoms anymore. If you're so afraid of your girl trapping you, then you probably shouldn't be dating her in the first place.

>>717689010
Never said you had to abstinent? Just be smart with who you unload your hot seed into.

>>717689113
Not afraid of an intentional trap. I don't like kids and I hate babies I want nothing to do with anything similar to that life. So even 1% chance is too much of one.

>>717689166
>>717689255
Same answer to both of you and dubs