Thinking about getting a vasectomy to avoid getting fucked over by bitches, but I heard that the consistency of cum gets all watery. I feel facials would only be half the fun with watery spray. Any experiences /b/?
Anon you gay? As soon as your balls cut off you'll lose your testosterone for the rest of your life. Prone to developing breasts especially when you eat soy products or soy milk. You will be moodier like a woman and more emotional. You will lose the ability to procreate of course. Also, your chances of developing penile cancers rise dramatically. You will no longer be able to feel normal orgasms as well since the rush of sperm is what creates the "AHHH" feeling. You'll orgasm and feel like you have blue balls. Men who have this procedure deny it because they regret their choice but it's a very bad choice.
Find a good GF and use a condom. You shouldn't be having sex without one regardless or use your hand.
>>717680960 Not really. I had general anaesthetic so the op was painless. Things were uncomfortable for a few days. I woke up one night with a raging boner and freaked out that I was going to burst the stitches but it was fine (and I was relieved to see everything was still working).
Had my four kids, got the vasectomy. 10 days rest and no shouting or heavy lifting during that time, it's done. The surgery itself is nothing. Your jizz will look the same, that's a really embarrassingly childish concern. The surgery has the possibility of being reversed, but that's slightly more hassle.
I often hear guys saying they never want kids and they might knock up their gf by accident. For 9 months they freak out and wish they had a vasectomy.
But I have never heard a father say they regret it or would change anything. It seems like we are all scared of having babies but when you actually have the kid you wonder if you could live without them. Personally if I ever got a girl pregnant I would just keep it. Because no matter how hard it gets, you will go to hell and back for your kid. I dont think there's anything else in this world like the drive for your child.
>>717682337 That's just the fathers accepting the harsh reality that there life is now over. Every time they see there wife who is now 200 pounds and has a destroyed pussy they think "if only I wasn't a dummy and came on her tummy".
>>717682760 No but my closest friends do. It was never intentional either. And all there gfs said that they were on the pill at the time. But somehow they still got preggo. Seems fishy. My gf at the time was on the pill and I came in her every day and she never got preggo
>>717682337 OK anon, real talk. I'm a father of 2 (both "unplanned" she wanted kids I didn't) and I do love them. Yes I love my kids, but if I could time travel they would definitely have been head jobs.
>>717682899 I'd bet anything the guys hate the mother but love the kid.
It's like how divorced mothers always get the kids, it fucking brings the guys world crashing down not being able to see them.
>>717682932 Maybe. We all have times where we say I would change this etc.
Just remember though, if you changed that and had kids later, it could have been with a worse woman, the kid was a vegetable etc. When good things happen why would you want to change it? It's already amazing, don't risk making it something it's not.
>>717682781 Sperm are the little swimmers. So ... It's more like sperm is the occupants of a train. When you get snipped it stops the people from getting onto the train, but when it comes into the station the whole damn train is still coming along.
>>717683133 / the kid was a vegetable etc first born has the brain injury because of hard (27hrs) birth. She is 13 with the intellect of a 7 or 8 year old and requires meds twice a day to stop her seizures.
>>717683133 Every time I see his kid I think of his wasted potential. She quit her job right after. And she is horse ugly. Like seriously disgusting. Even before the pregnancy she was gross. All her ex's were black. Now my friend has to work 60 hours a week to pay his bills. And he still lives at home. Sh6 controls every aspect of his life. And he's become a complete whipped boy ever since. He hates me now because his troll wife says I'm a bad influence (because I tell him to do what he wants Instead of following her orders.) But oh well...
>>717683511 Then that's your friend being a cuck more than anything
>>717683406 Fair enough man. It's a tragedy when things like that happen. But regardless she loves you and deep down whether she knows it or not, without you she wouldn't exist. Not much hurts more than the thought that you're a burden for things you cant help.
>>717683212 You'll end up marrying her. So enjoy having no money, very little social life, and 9 times out of 10 women will turn fucking psycho and put you on a fucking leash. And no, if you tug on the leash, she has reasons to divorce you and then she has your kids and money amd house.
>>717683693 I know he's a cuck. Hes literally told me "I think I'm a beta" he acts all high and mighty because he has a kid and is married. But I can tell it's just his wife's programming putting him into this false sense of self. Oh well. Whatever helps him cope with his wife that looks like shrek
>>717683212 #1 is absolutely the money. I have worked fulltime for the last 14 years and while we live a fairly comfortable life, I have nothing to show for it. I drive a shitbox car. I doubt I will ever buy a house, cant just buy shit I want unless I can justify it on family terms.
#2 would be the loss of social life. My friends dont have kids. And they don't feel comfortable around kids. So they dont come here to hang out anymore. Their houses are not child proof, or not child friendly environments (ie drugs, porn etc around the place). And when I go visit them alone, the wife gives me shit about living the parenting to her while I go have fun.
#3 Is the "I'm locked in till the youngest turns 16" factor. It's shit knowing that if I leave her the government will step in and fuck me on her behalf. I dont plan on leaving, but I hate knowing that it's no longer a option.
>>717683780 This is the western life. Seriously, you guys can say whatever you want. Sure we have our problems in the middle east but atleast we don't get our lives fucked over by over women like that.
>>717684697 How is this even possible? I need to know for myself. I've been with a girl over 4 years now and we live together and I'm afraid i might end up trapped. But i need to know if trapped is that bad for everyone. >Be 24 >Have super skinny 22 girl >Steaming hot sex whenever however i want at all times still >Wake up to blowjobs >Bitch does everything with me from hunting to fishing >Have zero chance of kids because literally "i don't want to get fat from pregnancy because you won't assfuck me anymore" >Be... Happy I'm having a hard time seeing this go wrong. If i marry her am i going to have dry dick for a year? I'm going to double prenup so my money is safe
ITT: Edgy fucktards tryna show off who is the smartest
As for you, OP. Don't do it. Condom is always a choice and let it be her responsibility to take the damn pills. Men shouldn't be forced to change how their genital works and function. Unless you are fucking cuck.
>>717685315 Dumbfuck, implying I would fuck someone who is not yet my wife without condom. Once I'm married, I will not use any condom and I would be glad to care for my own offspring, moron. Now go being edgy faggot some more....like I give a fuck.
>>717685484 oh absolutely, in fact I have done a LOT worse since too. BUT she only suspects the earlier and has no clue about the later. But like I said way off topic, and their isn't enough proxies in the world to make me feel safe telling the full story.
>>717680812 ITT shill thread. You faggots use the same lines every time and are basically shills hired to make population control somehow an "in" thing here.
Here's the fact: child rearing costs and marriage/relationship instability are both exacerbated by the Establishment fearful of competition from much of the internal Southern Diaspora. In fact, Brookings even admits that birthrate and child support rates are negatively correlated(so much for "woman's right") and sees that as a good thing.
If you get "fucked over" by a woman, you should consider murdering the individuals who caused that to happen including the judges and social workers who intentionally destroyed your parenthood just to prevent your children from competing with their fortunate sons. A few dead sexist judges and social workers and you'll notice that thing'll get better for everyone.
The Establishment must fall that our nation may live. While I'm not advocating murder, I'm just telling you who you have to kill if you want to make things better.
>>717686160 motherfucker i'm in the exact same situation since 17 i want a vasectomy. now with 25 those fucking doctors keep telling "oh but you will change your mind" "oh, but you will find 'the one girl' and you will want kids" its fucking infuriating how they think they know me better than me. I'm most certain, i hate kids and this will never change
>>717686337 Oh so this does happen to other people! Why is it such an issue if i freeze a bunch of my sperm somewhere?! Fuck these doctors, makes me wonder how many poor young dudes out there stuck on child support thanks to these criminals
I could spot more of these faggots but ya'll get the point. These are probably just Jews hired by the Establishment(i.e. the non-mobile Americans who earn up social capital within areas over many generations and thus fucking hate Diaspora). The Establishment is weak and the Jews better backstab it quickly if they still want that Golden Bridge(hell, they can make a fucking calf out of it too) before they have to settle for the silver one instead.
Have you ever changed your mind on a thing? Now imagine this happening with such a big issue and there's nothing you can do to reverse it. Also, most girls want kids at some point and you won't find on who doesn't easily. Which means, even if you find one now, in maybe 10 years SHE (if not you) might change her mind and you'll have to get her pregnant with a stranger's sperm. Then you end up having a cuck kid to make her happy and it doesn't even have your DNA.
>>717680919 seconded ! Got mine last year... best choice ever it only last 20 min, hurts just a little over the we then you are safe forever >>717680927 stay away from the reversible one, not [email protected]@k safe ... it's the point ! you can always make a deposit at the sperm bank (i did) >>717680960 no
>>717683406 >When I say "I would change it" I really would. Liar. Be happy that your daughter will have a happy life without becoming some stupid whore.
Your sentiments are too Establishment to belong here. Go back to that other site. Only the Establishment would make a huge deal about the utility of their children(they are, btw, the vessels of the family wealth and thus are not valued as individuals to the Establishment).
Go back to jacking off at the thought of being the doctor who make that Kennedy girl retarded. We're going to erase your kind from history(unless you're a Jew in which case we'll just kick your ass out). Gravestones aren't indestructible and can be wiped clean.
>>717686634 the thing is, if there is one thing i'm adamant in life is not having kids. And people just like you, that make this a big deal. So what? It's my fucking problem. But for some moral bulshit doctors won't do it. And if the girl i'm with change her mind, fuck her then. I'll dump the bitch and find a new one, just like i have done before
true, not having kids is no big deal. not being able to have them after having made a false decision in the past and regretting the shit out of your choices is a big deal. not for me of course, but maybe for you.
No change to sexual performance or consistency of cum. wife reported that the taste is less intense and more palatable.
Life long nutting deep is well worth the day or two of discomfort.
Tips: wear supportive underwear avoid long walks (around shopping centres etc) for 2 days after actually do the follow up sample and confirm a zero count. (keep that shit to show the sluts or they wont let you nut in them.)
>>717688699 I do. But I've also not had sex in over a year and not had sex without a condom in 2. Had one scare and stopped all together. I'm a grown cognitive adult if I want my balls cut who is ANYONE to tell me I can't.
> Don't trust the rest of my life to a pill >Condoms feel like garbage and cost money >Doctors won't fix people unless they already have kids.
>>717688916 My question is really more for those who consider a vasectomy as some heretical act and get scared when they inseminate a chick because she isn't taking a pill. A chick who takes a pill everyday is less likely to get pregnant than just using a condom, kudos if you can do both, I can't do condoms anymore. If you're so afraid of your girl trapping you, then you probably shouldn't be dating her in the first place.
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