Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yeah, but it is pretty uncomfortable and I am too tall to lay in it properly
Man you really, really suck at this.
I'm glad I'm not you, loser.
oh i aim to please. tell me your desires
well maybe try to sleep on the floor if its not too hard
thanks for that
Are you high school too?
You're going to have to sell your soul if you want to be famous. (that's why there are so many bad musicians out there now kek)
Do you want to join a band or be a solo artist like Taylor Swift?
Fuck you're ruining my waifu.
What if it's a cute lewd?
> Like so
I will just wait until they turn the tv off, I am used to staying up long hours
Stop dodging the question
And i wish i had a 5 min walk to work although i can't complain the drive is only a mile or 2
Well lets see what i can find
Also this one is about a 5/10
The one before this post with the blue hair. Name unknown
Oh please your compliment will make me blush
shut up gary
i just want to know if people save my lewds
Dammit you are already more professional than me.
All I play is flute and keyboard.
I have tried drums, but my rhythm is shit.
I know the basics of bass, but I can't play it normally.
The style on that one is better, but I still would rather not have people posting lewds of my waifu.
I might have to pick up a second job at some time, but I need to wait for tax returns.
Hello, your waifu is very pretty, but I'm a big fan of Virgo.
That's great! Are you almost done with college now? What are you studying?
Ima year older than u
Look that subs honey
My waifu is for love and cuddles.
Yeah and don't worry you're young too.
Only if she wants it.
It's an IT program, and I've got about 4 months
I wish to give you a good tongue lashing.
Good, it just adds to your cuteness.
Absolutely you shouldn't even consider other people young since you're young yourself.
I feel like an older man though.
Ive lost teeth and everything.
I'd like to be a solo artist, ideally.
I mean I wouldn't mind working with people, but I'd like to listen to my art and think, 'hey, this is fucking /mine/', y'know? I think there's something really satisfactory in that. I wouldn't use my actual name, though, I'd much rather use a pseudonym like Aphex Twin or Nine Inch Nails, or Puscifer. The whole name thing seems kind of weird to me, if it's directly named after you or your stage name, you know?
I mean, you're not really close, but I am fond of that name.
You should really stop losing at things, maybe you'd be less of a loser.
>Already have that pic
>One of my favorites
Oh my, I've been interested in a wind instrument for some time now. It's just that strings are more my thing.
>my rhythm is shit
Just gotta find your groove, man. I know it's some fuckin' hippy cliche, but like I think everyone's got a groove, and you've gotta put out one that resonates with you, otherwise it won't sound good to anyone else.
I torrented it several years ago because I'm a broke-ass student with no money. One of the best not-purchases I've ever made. If it isn't against your moral code, I suggest you do the same. It's a good not-investment.
I guess that's why they're waifu kek
Oho what does one do with an IT degree? I'm no good with computers.
I hate them too, if you're a great artist then people will recognize your work.
i hope they go to bed soon for your sake
Alright folks, I'm hitting the hay.
It was nice talking to you all tonight, particularly.
Stay groovy, winners.
>Except for you, loser.
USAGI GA NIGETERU
Its more that you should probably crop that shit.
I have my own lewds so i personally don't, but I'm sure others do.
Why not? It's not nice to keep secrets
Well I'm still a no life that lives with his parents so i wouldn't know the need to get a second job
She may not be waifu but she's still an enjoyable character non the less so i can see where you're coming from
N-no stop, I'm warning you
Mine is focused on circuits and electronic repair. So there's quite a range of things
So do I, so for now I am going to rewatch some anime
You lost them due to unfortunate circumstances at a young age, it's not your fault. I want to get all my teeth pulled.
I would be a little nervous about being a solo artist. Their lives are always super busy. Are you sure you want that life?
I freed you! Frolic now!
I could also die quicker. My body is the fucked.
Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap leak .cf
You're absolutely right, I'm sorry.
Is blue hair in most of the episodes?
Oh so you're good with your hands then. Do you work with the software as well?
Shounen Maid, I saw a gif of it earlier and wanted to rewatch it
Why what's wrong with your body?
just bcz you have a shit waifu doesnt mean im a loser
why they are so great
i always wonder
so dont have femdom juvia then?
glad you liked it
What are you looking for in a partner?
Fuck, just one last post.
I like busy; it makes relaxing that much nicer.
Nah, I'll be on tomorrow. It was really nice talking to you!
Hey man, whatever you're comfy with, ya know?
OKAY NOW GOODNIGHT
TALK TO YOU WINNERS TOMORROW NIGHT
>Except for you, loser.
>You're just a loser
>Get out, okay?
Fine, sachiposter is my top cutie
You say that implying I am not a no-life living with parents going to community. I just might need to be going to Scotland as soon as possible, and travel costs are high.
You sure are up early :o
Dont be sorry
Be better :)
Crohn's Disease. Basically incurable, constant inflammation.
Let's just say i'll be working my tongue vigorously on you.
Stop what, telling the truth? I can't lie to such a cute face~.
I can't see my waifu in a sexual way, though. Does that mean I really love her?
I'll miss you, have a great day and stay winning~
Seems to me like you're blaming your loserness on my winningness, loser.
That's a loaded question I'll answer tomorrow
OKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF I'M GOING TO SLEEP
>Especially you, loser
Implying the likes of your can free someone as superior as Alice
I wouldn't say good, but I get by.
We do a bit with software and programming, I'm not so good at those though
ive never heard of it but hopefully you enjoy it
every inch i dont want you to miss a spot
Yikes that must be painful. What the heck are you eating? Tell me about your diet, we can cure you right now.
You can master anything as long as you have the passion for it. Do you like programming software and working with it?
no it means you need to fap to her only
shut up gary you know your wifu a shit
Like really fap to a 3D img? Isn't that a bit much? I don't think I could.
I don't really like programming, mostly because I'm bad at it. Software is just something I use, I'd much prefer to work on the guts of the computer
Juvia? Yeah when she's finally introduced, which is about 20 episodes in
Not really no. My apologies. Any other requests?
Definitely close to the top as far as cuties go.
You know what you're doing! Don't play that game with me
HAH. Good luck. Its impossible to cure, through any form of medication. Its an immune system overload, and it thinks my digestive system is the enemy. For the record, I eat a wide variety of foods. All forms of meat, vegetables, pasta, cereals, fruit. Just about anything, keeping a balance through my days.
I decided to not watch it, for some reason I have been able to watch anime lately