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>wake up >see this lying next to you what do?

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>wake up
>see this lying next to you
what do?
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>This is not my beautiful wife.
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>>717676705
>jump up suddenly
>Jesus fucking Christ! Who the hell are you??
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>>717676705

>Pay her for a quickie BJ in the shower.
>"See you next week OK?"
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>>717676705
say "who are you"?
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>>717676705
>turn 480° and go back to sleep in moonwalk
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turn myself in because she's only 12
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>>717676705
Tell her to leave and tell myself that's the last time I'm drinking while popping xanax
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Ask myself who and why someone printed out a photo of some girl they found online and put it next to me on my bed for me to look at
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>>717676705
Get my baseball bat and smash the skull, ain't gonna let a zombie eat me for breakfast. Then I'd fuck it.
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>>717676705
Love her tenderly
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I'd probably piss myself and accidentally shoot her with the revolver under the pillow before I realized what's going on.
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>>717676824
I love you

First post best post
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Freak out
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>>717676705
spit in her eye
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>>717676705
recognize the threat of an intruder in my home, then press my S&W .40 to her head then cry and scream "WHAT THE FUCK" hysterically.
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>>717676705
Announce how proud of my boyfriend I am for becoming my own cute little trap
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Ask miss Kruk here what she's doing in my house.
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>>717676705
H-how did you get next to me without me noticing?
Y-you know I'm gay, right?
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Insert benis
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>>717676824
underrated post
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>>717676824
>Same as it ever was
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>>717678022
No one's that gay, honey.
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>>717676705
She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.
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>>717678467
Decent quality shitpost

I'll put it in a text document
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>>717678336
If she's a trap I'd bang...or let her bang me
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Grab her by the pussy and fuck her
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>>717676705
>wonder where the fuck's my boyfriend
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>>717676705

I'd reach down her underwear and cup her genitals to see who's penis is bigger.

If mine was bigger, I'd rub my dick against hers until we both ejaculated.

If hers was bigger, I'd rub my dick against hers until we both ejaculated.
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Fart tongue her punch-box
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Piss in her mouth with sanec speed and try to go back to sleep hoping she goes away
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>>717676824
How did I get here?
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>>717676705
Tell the bitch to get the fuck out of my house
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>>717676824
As the days go by
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Commence rapid throat rape
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Punch her in the face, call the cops, and then go back to bed.
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Hang her again
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>>717676705
Walk right out and deny everything in case of lawsuit.
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>>717676705
>check for penis
>mount anyway
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>>717676705
Turn her away from me, spoon and push my rock hard cock in between her firm little ass cheeks...
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>>717676705
>wonder where i went wrong in life
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>>717677218
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>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me waht happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.
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>>717676894
You're gayer than liberace's cock filled man pucci.
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>>717682347
Wow. Congratulations, anon. You're a massive faggot.
At least drug her food. I mean shit.
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>>717676705
> hmm i thought i burried you in the garden... lets fix that
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>>717683225
welcome newfriend
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Shoot a fat load in her face then realize i don't fucking know this bitch.
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>>717676705

>smile, touch the tip of her nose lightly
>and say "i'll use more lube next time"
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>>717676705
probably shit my pants, as most anyone would when they go to sleep alone and wake up with a person staring them straight in the face
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>>717676705
>>wake up
>>see this lying next to you
>what do?

Wake up again.

Cry.
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>>717676824
/b/ becoming normal, oh no
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>>717682347
Havent seen this in a while
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>>717678241
where is that large automobile
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>>717676705
I would probably need my morning vodka before doing anything.
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>>717676705
kek is that lilianna

jesus
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>>717677989
how do you know who this is
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>>717676705
Get a shotgun out and tell her to get the fuck out.
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>>717676705
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>>717676705
Shout "Oh shit, not another one!!"

Follow the same method for disposing of the last corpse.
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>>717677385
I hope you dont ever sleep walk anon
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>>717676824
Made me grin, thank you
fpbp
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>>717676705
i'd call the police, it's too good to be true!
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>>717676705
Lick her Shitter Like an Apple Fritter
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I will tell her to get the fuck off my bed bitch and call the police Dam hobos getting in my house
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>>717676824

This ain't no party
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>>717676705
>>slap myself in the face for not closing her eyes after i was done last night
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>>717676705
1st
>be shocked
2nd
>still is shock
3rd
>check if she has a pulse
4th
>I'll leave it to you imagination *wink*
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>>717676705
Do a 360 and walk away
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>>717676705
ask her how she got into my house
maybe she's a cool kid and we'd have a nice conversation

but inside i'd freak the fuck out
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>get the fuck out of my bed you stupid cunt
>tie her up
>call cops
I get triggered when someone is in my bed, fuck off bitch
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>>717676705
She looks lifeless...guess I've got another body to dispose of
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>>717686835

>I get triggered when someone is in my bed
>fuck off bitch

fuck off bitch
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>>717676705
>ask if she has a younger sister
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devour the bowl of eggs she forced upon me
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>>717686606
Wow so funny, are you 12?
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>>717676705
Check to see if she has a dick
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