Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I don't think I have met you as well, nor seen. But your filename was Yui sofigured I might just do a small pun.
And nothing much, no snow in NYC. So that makes me quite sad.
well i finished a game besides that just normal neet things
I believe I have seen you. Wouldn't suprise me if you wouldn't have seen me, I am not too active.
And I have had the (Yui) pun pulled a few times before, I've gotten used to it.
I'm still waiting for a good snow here in Missouri, though I am surprised that you haven't gotten any up there.
I hear you guys get tired of snow though.
I love having 5 10TB HDDs
Totally not a waste of money.
Some do, some don't. Snowstorm? Of course, screw that! Commute is awful... plus I hate boots. I'm the type of person to use dress shoes when the sidewalk is frozen.
Not really. Its fairly boring and im sure you can picture it yourself
Tales from the Borderlands. It was ok for the most part
QOTT; What computer brand do you have?
>currenting using an old Compaq Prasario
>inb4 mah prebuilt
I've never played it but i watched a little bit of it.
Asus Essentio Series something or another
I replaced the shitty gpu and put in a new power supply. I need to get a new cpu fan, stock ones are shit.
Yeah how about you? how did you do?
Drop those spec, bby.
I'm looking to replace my old Compaq is your PC any good?
You got it.
Sounds like you need to be nicer to your computer.
Ask me literally anything and I'll respond honestly.
Depends what do you want to do with it
I had to work for a few hours, then took a nap and did some cleaning. It was an ok day.
Would you marry a murderous psychopath if you truly loved her?
I have no clue
I know it's been a while since i was able to speak to the top cutie yui
Oh, that's a weird one.
Not to be like an edgy fuck or anything, but I do a pretty good job at looking at my relationships objectively and cutting them off if it's what would be best for my own personal health.
I imagine murderous psychopath would fall under that category.
I want to watch hardcore anime at the highest resolution.
HP is bad.
You should feel bad, I know you wouldn't buy Hanako an HP for her birthday.
Can't be worse than Konata's computer. He has 128 HDD.
Hey tomoko. I wanted to be on earlier but I can't sleep now.
>go to community group
>sit next to girl with facial scarring
>4/10 face but 8/10 body
>ask her what she did for break with her friends
"I have no friends"
Alright that breaks my heart.
What is your worst subject?
lmao be her friend
Eh it does what i need it to.
Damn man, right in the feels.
do you want someone to do butt stuff to you?
ah fun fun. well how will the rest of your night go?
well this cant do 4k. do they even show anime at 4k?
Hi and someone said you said hi. also sad story
I suppose :o
My pc needs to stop being so picky sometimes.
Though I am proud of the strange RAM, which is 12GB. Seems like it is always 8 or 16, never seen a 12.
Ohai Misaki, are you doing ok?
Top cutie isn't me though :o
How are you?
What's your favorite color?
What do you need it to do?
4K? I hope not.
Every time I watch 720p anime on my laptop it stutters like Hanako in a bad mood.
You can buy a PC with 2GB of RAM and save a lot of money.
LOL That's practically my Surface.
i5-6600k 3.5Ghz Quad Core
Gigabyte Micro ATX
1 TB HD
Mini Tower (Cheap)
oh well this plays everything fine. even getting 30 to 45 frames off new doom
>calling me tits
What are you implying here?
>implying you aren't top cutie
That's a good joke
I'm alright, just enjoying my very late nights now that i work a few evening shifts.
I didn't know laptops could be prebuilt, that's pretty cool.
That's much better than the crap I own, I don't know why you would be ashamed.
>it stutters like hanako in a bad mood
Are you planning on getting something better?
I'm not implying anything :x
If i spend it with you, i'm sure it'll be great.
>Every time I watch 720p anime on my laptop it stutters like Hanako in a bad mood.
You're a witty little cunt mate i'll give you that.
And i need it to watch youtube,netflix, anime, and play Vn's.
>breaks my heart
Sorry to hear that, friend.
I can understand when it's applied practically to things, because then I'm not 'doing math' so to speak, I'm just apply knowledge I already have. Thing is, if you were to sit me down and ask me to factor a polynomial or some shit, I'd get really confused really fast.
Nope, I like to be the dominant person in a relationship i.e. the person who does butt stuff to other people.
The sudden inability to speak or understand any language.
Elevators. Not claustrophobic, but elevators specifically.
That one day I'll discover I'm just a side character in somebody else's dream.
This is gonna sound shallow as fuck, I want to be, but I'm afraid I'm going to get too into her and wind up in love with a girl who looks like she got kicked in the face by a horse (seen it before).
I think I like her. But let's be honest with ourselves, Hanako ruined me. She's got an 8/10 face with an 8 or 9/10 body. All of the characters are obviously sexed up in KS. But this girl's face is really hard to look at, and her hair can't hide it.
Yeah. I feel like a piece of shit rn.
Maybe. See above. Hey.
if i made money but this does the job well enough. not bad since it only cost 500 a year ago
well i wouldnt want to let you down. Im sure you had some pretty grand ideas coming into this
ah that kind of stuff huh
oh well thats ok everyone feels like that every now and again.
What's your gender and sexual orientation?
Really? I think your hinting at something about my tits.
I'm a biwhatever dude.
>I dig chicks more, though
>that kind of stuff
You know it.
Ima stop posting now.
Could be 1060 or 1070, 16+ Ram, more HD and well, a nicer looking case.
Math is great if you just remember the steps. People are usually intimidated by it but it's easy to master if you remember this quote "Math is a skill not a talent"
What were you like in high school?
What is facial scarring anyway? Is it from acne? Or a hot knife?
As long as she wasn't born that way I say go for it.
Would you fuck a trap
>10/10 fukken saved
I dont want to get too far into it or it will get weird
But a pc with 2gb of ram isn't very good, silly.
I'm not top cutie though, that belongs to a certain someone.
I wish my work would pick back up, I don't like sitting around being unproductive.
Where do you work?
I'm sorry to hear your dilemma, I'd say to move forwards with caution and be her friend just don't allow yourself to fall in love. Maybe later you won't care so much about falling in love with a girl with a fucked-up face, maybe you will still care and you will have a friend, either way it seems a win.
Its a stock standard laptop that still holds up today for playing games.
>8 GB RAM
>720M Geforce graphics card
>i7 2GHz processor
Yeah i feel you, fiction is always gonna look better than reality. Also this>>717677267
I don't think there's any danger of that. Well, i don;t know about grand, but there may be a few.
>I don't want to get too far into it
Don't worry about it, fam.
Quotes don't help me solve problems, calculators do, though. It's just difficult to solve arbitrary problems instead of applying them.
>What were you like in high school?
I'm currently an eighteen-year old high school senior living with a roommate.
On an academic level, I'm a garbage student.
On a personal level, I like to think I'm okay, usually.
I was a shithead as an underclassman though.
What answer are you referring to?
well im sure they will seem grand to me
I'm very fond of this picture and I'm glad you post it as often as you do.
For some reason that seemed really nice; I appreciate it.
Who might that be?
>inb4 any other than you is wrong
And i work at a grocery store how about you?
What do you mean by "shithead"? And boy you're young, you shouldn't be on this part of the internet.
I wish that was me loading on their faces.
I wonder why you're fond of it
I'm confused now.
You said you're biwhatever and more interested in girls and would do buttstuff
but you don't fuck traps?
Who's your favorite anon in these threads?
Yeah well. It's really because of my current situation more than anything else.
>don't allow myself to fall in love
Last time I said that I ended up falling madly in love with a younger bi-polar highschool girl. At least she was cute, though.
Makes me feel like an autist to say that though.
I hope so, i wouldn't want to disappoint you after all.
if it makes you feel better you dont have to talk to them again but I imagine it wont. Maybe just hang out with them its not a bad thing
thats ok you always make me feel special and I still dont think i could spank you
I don't know for certain if she was born with any damage. I could get over it if it was from an event, but it doesn't help that much.
Morning, I have actually been up for 21 hours
>What do you mean by 'shithead'?
Ah, I treated some people pretty terribly and let other people treat me as terribly. I've kind of decided to be more independent and stick up for myself since then.
>You're too you
I distinctly remember browsing 4chan at a family gathering in middle school, so this isn't exactly unfamiliar.
Speaking of which, how old are you, then?
Because Rory a cute
And 'everery' makes me giggle a bit and I don't know why.
I don't know man, I'm just not really into traps.
Preference, I guess.
Oh man I was thinking about this earlier.
I'm not sure I have one right now, though it used to be Akiko back when he would post in the threads regularly. Love that bastard.
You should stop talking to her before she falls for you.
She's pretty, goodnight.
They school year is still young and you can make up for any negative things you've done to people if you want, that's what I did anyway.
its. a. secret.~
Though it isn't me
I believe he's asleep now though
I still work at the same old banquet center
Well I guess that you messed last time because you shifted all of your attention towards this one person, you always need to have moderation. Focus love into Misaki or a hobby, this might allow you to get her as a friend and let you decide whether this person deserves all that attention and love.
Dammit I knew it would be coming.
Eh it's human nature, we're all a bit shallow in some ways.
I'm glad to hear that, Oh i'm sure you could use your hand in a different way then~.
How have you been?
Also > 21 Hours
Nice. Gonna go for 24+?
I would probably be too scared to get it up.
Reminder that all of you and your waifus are shit compared to OG MILF waifu.
unproductive. how has your 21 hours been?
Still make me gulp every now and again. Im sure i could try to do something interesting with them
>You can make up for any negative things
These are all people that are well-removed from my life, now. Even if I wanted to (I don't), I couldn't. I make up for these things in other ways, though, to my tight-knit group of buds.
I have been alright, how have you been?
I am also a NEET
They have been filled with youtube videos and talking to Chara
Well it's already wrong because it's not you
And do you like it there?