Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
and
>>717674156
hanako
>>717674054
(Yui)
I don't think I have met you as well, nor seen. But your filename was Yui sofigured I might just do a small pun.
And nothing much, no snow in NYC. So that makes me quite sad.
>>717674208
I wouldn't mind sleeping with Rory
>>717674220
Tomoko. How was your day?
>>717674421
well i finished a game besides that just normal neet things
>>717674254
I believe I have seen you. Wouldn't suprise me if you wouldn't have seen me, I am not too active.
And I have had the (Yui) pun pulled a few times before, I've gotten used to it.
I'm still waiting for a good snow here in Missouri, though I am surprised that you haven't gotten any up there.
I hear you guys get tired of snow though.
>>717674515
what does a neet day even look like
care to walk us through?
I love having 5 10TB HDDs
Totally not a waste of money.
>>717674584
Some do, some don't. Snowstorm? Of course, screw that! Commute is awful... plus I hate boots. I'm the type of person to use dress shoes when the sidewalk is frozen.
>>717674515
What game?
>>717674832
> claims to have 50TB of data
> shows torrents totalling not even 0.5 TB
What is your point?
Also windows in 2017?
>>717674818
Not really. Its fairly boring and im sure you can picture it yourself
>>717674897
Tales from the Borderlands. It was ok for the most part
QOTT; What computer brand do you have?
>currenting using an old Compaq Prasario
>inb4 mah prebuilt
>>717675078
Well I'm not hipster so I don't need iOS and I'm not an edgy game hacker so I don't need Linux.
>implying i'm not done adding more torrents
>>717675154
Prebuilt.
>>717675154
A jade Aspire V
>>717675154
HP
HP sucks don't buy it.
>>717675087
I've never played it but i watched a little bit of it.
>>717675154
HP Pavilion.
>>717675154
Asus Essentio Series something or another
I replaced the shitty gpu and put in a new power supply. I need to get a new cpu fan, stock ones are shit.
>>717675370
Yeah how about you? how did you do?
>>717675312
Drop those spec, bby.
>>717675321
I'm looking to replace my old Compaq is your PC any good?
>>717675353
You got it.
>>717675370
Ugh
>>717675386
Sounds like you need to be nicer to your computer.
Ask me literally anything and I'll respond honestly.
>>717675686
Depends what do you want to do with it
>>717675507
I had to work for a few hours, then took a nap and did some cleaning. It was an ok day.
>>717675686
What?
>>717675686
Budget. Rather not.
>>717675753
Would you marry a murderous psychopath if you truly loved her?
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>717673992
Um...
>
I have no clue
>>717674054
I know it's been a while since i was able to speak to the top cutie yui
>>717675882
Oh, that's a weird one.
Probably not.
Not to be like an edgy fuck or anything, but I do a pretty good job at looking at my relationships objectively and cutting them off if it's what would be best for my own personal health.
I imagine murderous psychopath would fall under that category.
>>717675767
I want to watch hardcore anime at the highest resolution.
>>717675792
HP is bad.
You should feel bad, I know you wouldn't buy Hanako an HP for her birthday.
>>717675830
Can't be worse than Konata's computer. He has 128 HDD.
>>717675971
Sup, tits.
>>717675507
Hey tomoko. I wanted to be on earlier but I can't sleep now.
>>717675370
Hey bacon
>be me
>go to community group
>sit next to girl with facial scarring
>4/10 face but 8/10 body
>she's shy
>ask her what she did for break with her friends
"I have no friends"
>>717676037
Alright that breaks my heart.
What is your worst subject?
>>717676098
lmao be her friend
>>717676052
Eh it does what i need it to.
>>717676098
Damn man, right in the feels.
>>717675753
do you want someone to do butt stuff to you?
>>717675792
ah fun fun. well how will the rest of your night go?
>>717676052
well this cant do 4k. do they even show anime at 4k?
>>717676098
Hi and someone said you said hi. also sad story
>>717675753
What's your biggest fear?
>>717675686
I suppose :o
My pc needs to stop being so picky sometimes.
Though I am proud of the strange RAM, which is 12GB. Seems like it is always 8 or 16, never seen a 12.
>>717676098
Ohai Misaki, are you doing ok?
>>717675971
Top cutie isn't me though :o
How are you?
>>717675753
What's your favorite color?
>>717676239
What do you need it to do?
>>717676261
4K? I hope not.
Every time I watch 720p anime on my laptop it stutters like Hanako in a bad mood.
>>717675154
Prebuilt 3 year old Asus laptop
>>717676353
You can buy a PC with 2GB of RAM and save a lot of money.
>>717676052
LOL That's practically my Surface.
i5-6600k 3.5Ghz Quad Core
Gigabyte Micro ATX
HyperX 8GB
1 TB HD
GeForce 1050
Mini Tower (Cheap)
Corsair 500W
>>717676360
oh well this plays everything fine. even getting 30 to 45 frames off new doom
>>717676052
>calling me tits
What are you implying here?
>
>>717676353
>implying you aren't top cutie
That's a good joke
I'm alright, just enjoying my very late nights now that i work a few evening shifts.
>>717676425
I didn't know laptops could be prebuilt, that's pretty cool.
>>717676486
That's much better than the crap I own, I don't know why you would be ashamed.
>>717676360
>it stutters like hanako in a bad mood
>>717676488
Are you planning on getting something better?
>>717676559
I'm not implying anything :x
>>717676585
~
>>717676261
If i spend it with you, i'm sure it'll be great.
>>717676360
>Every time I watch 720p anime on my laptop it stutters like Hanako in a bad mood.
You're a witty little cunt mate i'll give you that.
And i need it to watch youtube,netflix, anime, and play Vn's.
>>717676184
>breaks my heart
Sorry to hear that, friend.
>Worst subject
Math.
I can understand when it's applied practically to things, because then I'm not 'doing math' so to speak, I'm just apply knowledge I already have. Thing is, if you were to sit me down and ask me to factor a polynomial or some shit, I'd get really confused really fast.
>>717676261
Nope, I like to be the dominant person in a relationship i.e. the person who does butt stuff to other people.
>>717676305
The sudden inability to speak or understand any language.
Elevators. Not claustrophobic, but elevators specifically.
>>717676305
That one day I'll discover I'm just a side character in somebody else's dream.
Also craneflies.
>>717676353
Pink.
>>717676234
This is gonna sound shallow as fuck, I want to be, but I'm afraid I'm going to get too into her and wind up in love with a girl who looks like she got kicked in the face by a horse (seen it before).
>>717676239
I think I like her. But let's be honest with ourselves, Hanako ruined me. She's got an 8/10 face with an 8 or 9/10 body. All of the characters are obviously sexed up in KS. But this girl's face is really hard to look at, and her hair can't hide it.
>>717676261
Yeah. I feel like a piece of shit rn.
>>717676353
Maybe. See above. Hey.
>>717676626
if i made money but this does the job well enough. not bad since it only cost 500 a year ago
>>717676714
well i wouldnt want to let you down. Im sure you had some pretty grand ideas coming into this
>>717676751
ah that kind of stuff huh
>>717676763
oh well thats ok everyone feels like that every now and again.
Claimed
>>717676585
>>717676751
What's your gender and sexual orientation?
>>717676626
Really? I think your hinting at something about my tits.
>>717676930
I'm a biwhatever dude.
>I dig chicks more, though
>>717676868
>that kind of stuff
You know it.
>>717676714
>>717676714
>>717676868
Ima stop posting now.
>>717676560
Could be 1060 or 1070, 16+ Ram, more HD and well, a nicer looking case.
>>717676751
Math is great if you just remember the steps. People are usually intimidated by it but it's easy to master if you remember this quote "Math is a skill not a talent"
What were you like in high school?
>>717676763
What is facial scarring anyway? Is it from acne? Or a hot knife?
As long as she wasn't born that way I say go for it.
>>717677038
Would you fuck a trap
>>717676924
>10/10 fukken saved
>>717677038
I dont want to get too far into it or it will get weird
>>717677043
alright bye
>>717676482
But a pc with 2gb of ram isn't very good, silly.
>>717676559
I'm not top cutie though, that belongs to a certain someone.
I wish my work would pick back up, I don't like sitting around being unproductive.
Where do you work?
>>717676751
Cute choice
>>717676763
I'm sorry to hear your dilemma, I'd say to move forwards with caution and be her friend just don't allow yourself to fall in love. Maybe later you won't care so much about falling in love with a girl with a fucked-up face, maybe you will still care and you will have a friend, either way it seems a win.
>>717676560
Its a stock standard laptop that still holds up today for playing games.
>8 GB RAM
>720M Geforce graphics card
>i7 2GHz processor
>>717676763
Yeah i feel you, fiction is always gonna look better than reality. Also this>>717677267
>>717676868
I don't think there's any danger of that. Well, i don;t know about grand, but there may be a few.
>>717674208
>>717677209
>I don't want to get too far into it
Don't worry about it, fam.
>>717677170
Nope.
>>717677089
Quotes don't help me solve problems, calculators do, though. It's just difficult to solve arbitrary problems instead of applying them.
>What were you like in high school?
I'm currently an eighteen-year old high school senior living with a roommate.
On an academic level, I'm a garbage student.
On a personal level, I like to think I'm okay, usually.
I was a shithead as an underclassman though.
>>717677267
>Cute choice
What answer are you referring to?
>>717674220
>>717677542
Do me next.
Guaranteed I have it.
>>717674231
>>717677362
well im sure they will seem grand to me
>>717677511
good
>>717677484
You post this just about every time
>>717677511
Choice in colors
>>717677604
I'm very fond of this picture and I'm glad you post it as often as you do.
>>717677621
Thanks.
For some reason that seemed really nice; I appreciate it.
>>717674259
>>717677267
>certain someone
Who might that be?
>inb4 any other than you is wrong
And i work at a grocery store how about you?
>>717677511
What do you mean by "shithead"? And boy you're young, you shouldn't be on this part of the internet.
>>717677591
I wish that was me loading on their faces.
>>717677717
I wonder why you're fond of it
>>717677511
I'm confused now.
You said you're biwhatever and more interested in girls and would do buttstuff
but you don't fuck traps?
Oh whatever
>>717677511
Who's your favorite anon in these threads?
Hello
>>717676868
Yeah well. It's really because of my current situation more than anything else.
>>717677267
>don't allow myself to fall in love
Last time I said that I ended up falling madly in love with a younger bi-polar highschool girl. At least she was cute, though.
>>717677362
Makes me feel like an autist to say that though.
>>717674421
>>717677595
I hope so, i wouldn't want to disappoint you after all.
>>717677840
Hi.
Wasn't there a guy who had 2 waifus that he had "fed" marshmallows to and received a negative response? (One "waifu" was a pony (Rarity))
>>717677840
morning
>>717677852
if it makes you feel better you dont have to talk to them again but I imagine it wont. Maybe just hang out with them its not a bad thing
>>717677933
thats ok you always make me feel special and I still dont think i could spank you
>>717677089
see>>717677852
I don't know for certain if she was born with any damage. I could get over it if it was from an event, but it doesn't help that much.
Night Night!
>Lily
>>717677933
Hey Hanako
>>717678005
Morning, I have actually been up for 21 hours
>>717677754
>What do you mean by 'shithead'?
Ah, I treated some people pretty terribly and let other people treat me as terribly. I've kind of decided to be more independent and stick up for myself since then.
>You're too you
I distinctly remember browsing 4chan at a family gathering in middle school, so this isn't exactly unfamiliar.
Speaking of which, how old are you, then?
>>717677803
Because Rory a cute
And 'everery' makes me giggle a bit and I don't know why.
>>717677820
I don't know man, I'm just not really into traps.
Preference, I guess.
>Favorite anon
Oh man I was thinking about this earlier.
I'm not sure I have one right now, though it used to be Akiko back when he would post in the threads regularly. Love that bastard.
>>717678037
You should stop talking to her before she falls for you.
>>717678097
She's pretty, goodnight.
>>717674584
>>717678111
oh well hi then
>>717678139
I'm 40
They school year is still young and you can make up for any negative things you've done to people if you want, that's what I did anyway.
>>717677754
It's you
>>717677736
its. a. secret.~
Though it isn't me
I believe he's asleep now though
I still work at the same old banquet center
>>717677852
Well I guess that you messed last time because you shifted all of your attention towards this one person, you always need to have moderation. Focus love into Misaki or a hobby, this might allow you to get her as a friend and let you decide whether this person deserves all that attention and love.
>>717678097
Nighty night
>>717678232
Dammit I knew it would be coming.
>>717678251
How was your NEET day?
>>717677852
Eh it's human nature, we're all a bit shallow in some ways.
>>717677888
Nice.
>>717678005
I'm glad to hear that, Oh i'm sure you could use your hand in a different way then~.
>>717678111
How have you been?
Also > 21 Hours
Nice. Gonna go for 24+?
>>717678297
I would probably be too scared to get it up.
>>717678318
Kek
Reminder that all of you and your waifus are shit compared to OG MILF waifu.
>>717678431
What?
>>717678318
unproductive. how has your 21 hours been?
>>717678343
Still make me gulp every now and again. Im sure i could try to do something interesting with them
>>717678480
Source.
>>717678519
Nothing.
>>717678255
>Forty
Fascinating.
>You can make up for any negative things
These are all people that are well-removed from my life, now. Even if I wanted to (I don't), I couldn't. I make up for these things in other ways, though, to my tight-knit group of buds.
>>717678343
I have been alright, how have you been?
Maybe
>>717678431
I am also a NEET
>>717678525
They have been filled with youtube videos and talking to Chara
>>717678310
Well it's already wrong because it's not you
And do you like it there?