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>tfw manlet how do i cope

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>tfw manlet

how do i cope
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By killing yourself
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Kill yourself.
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How tall?
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date a midget
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High heels
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>>717667758
that is unfortunate. become a scholar
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>>717667857
I don't want to say, but this image might give you a clue
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>>717667758
6'3 225 here. Feelsgoodman
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>>717667758
Get buff
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>>717668591
No still looks stupid
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>>717668737
It's an improvement over short AND normie bod.
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5'9 here. I never realized that I am a manlet. Zero fucks given.
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>>717667758
by googling how tall bruce lee was.
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You cope by becoming God of Sex, then your height won't matter. once the word gets out hitches will be lining up anyways. Protip: like in porn is not how you do it
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>>717669158
I don't get what the big deal is. I'm 5'7" and my girlfriend is several inches shorter than me. The only real thing that matters is that you're taller than your girl. If she's taller than you, consider yourself a beta cuck
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Semi related, anyone have a no bullshit way to lose weight? I've become a chubby fuck and I want to slim back down.
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Go to the gym, it's not that hard anon.
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>>717669474
juicing is the most quick and efficient, but its also pretty hard. buy yourself a juicer machine and you're gonna lose some serious weight
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>>717669474
>no bullshit way to lose weight

Gym and eat healthy. Everything else is bullshit.
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>>717669448
Same im 5'6, my fiancee is 5'3.
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>>717669637
Tried just dieting by cutting calories, but I didn't see much a difference. What kind of exercise gets results for losing weight?
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>>717669828
>Tried just dieting by cutting calories

It's not something you try, it's something you have to do EVERYDAY.

>What kind of exercise gets results for losing weight?

All of them. Choose your favorite.
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>>717667758
5'2" here. Become a trap.
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>>717670135
I'm not enought cute t ;_;
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>>717670266
And? I'm not either. It takes work to be cute, and I'm working on it. So can you.
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>>717670266
Just be a bottom then. Go to a gaybar and get fucked by tons of dude. You'll get the love you crave so much.
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>>717670346
Damn he has beautiful eyes.
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>>717670135
>5'2"
>Become a trap.

good 'girl'
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>>717668737
I didn't realize that someone 5'9" was 5 inches shorter than someone who's 5'10", thanks for opening my eyes.
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>>717670330
kik thx
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>>717670469
I'm not actually a trap. Just a crossdresser. There needs to be more short traps though.
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Don't listen to what other people say about being short. I'm 5'8" and i'm JACKED. Not only that, but I wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants, and hang out with the hottest dudes. Y'all are pathetic.
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>>717667758
>>717667809
>>717667820
>>717668737
>>717668890
>>717670339
>>717670346

Everywhere on this planet people are suffering from hunger, war, and environmental conditions. Fucking stop creating first world problems, what's the point in forcibly making yourself sad?
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>>717670654
>and hang out with the hottest dudes.
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>>717667999
5'6?
That's pretty bad
5'8-5'9 is usually the shortest most women will go
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>>717670654
>when you're a sociopath and make shit up on the internet
continue beating off to anime porn you fat fuck
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>>717670654
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>>717670731
>>717670818
>when you're too autistic to know this is a meme
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>>717667758
he gets -less- pussy in heaven
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Dude, I'm 5'7" and I don't have a lot of trouble with people, confidence is key

Having a hefty wallet helps too

Pic related
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I think its hilarious u kids talking about MENLETS. u wouldnt say this stuff to them at LAN, they are JACKED. not only that but they wear the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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>>717670957
when you're butt hurt
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>>717670957
>too autistic
>to know this is a meme
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>>717671208
i'd be upset if i were him too, even if she takes off her heels she's got him beat
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>>717667758
consider yourself lucky. Im only 18, but im also barely 5'5". Just be talented at something. I play classical double bass so its cool enough that girls find me interesting
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>>717670491
The joke went over you're head. I suppose most things do, manlet.
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>>717671369
>only 18
Still hoping you're going to get that last second growth spurt bud?
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>>717669677
>5'6" and my fiancée is 5'3"
Are you 14 and she's 12
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>>717670649
kik/skype?
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>>717671651
Don't have one, sorry.
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>>717667758

MOLTEN CORE!!!!
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>>717671456
kek
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>>717669448
>>717669677
Your chicks have definitely, at some point in the relationship, really wanted to buy/wear a nice pair of heels but, in disappointment, chose not to because they realised that it might hurt your fragile masculinity, and remind them that their dating a short man.

Just think about her quiet disappointment an the way she looked at you afterwards, imagining you were normal sized men.

Unless your girls are obese or hideously ugly, in which case disregard everything I suggested.
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slim down and find a petite girl
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>>717671456
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>>717671456
>you're
Back to the tallfag dumdum factory
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>>717672191
Gotta get up pretty quick to pull one by this character, eh?

Also,

>tallfag dumdum factory

Are you a fucking child? I mean, I know you're the size of one, but are actually an adult, aren't you? It's just your body which is underdeveloped?
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>>7177176703
Thanks
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>>717671719
when she wears heels she's an inch shorter, or the same height as me. she also doesn't care about stupid shit like that
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>>717672597
Of course she doesn't care. She's a nice person, and you can't change your height so she keeps those wishful desires to herself.
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>>717667999
6'1... I'm such a goddamn useless faggot FUCK
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I'm 6'5 and skinny af :( and people say I am too tall to date anyone
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>>717673183
Sarcasm aside, you really are a useless faggot.
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>>717673265
Yeah, you're a regular Tim Burton creation, indeed. Also, you write like you're brain-dead.
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>>717672597
Is your dick proportionately short?
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>>717671520
>>717671575
Kek
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>>717671369
I've never read a more depressing post on this board.

>I have shit genetics which make me unattractive to women
>To compensate, I took up a tedious hobby

Nice one, lad.
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I believe in this manlet shit because one of my superior at work is a woman and she says that kind of shit all the time. Like, guys of a certain height can only get pity pussy and shouldn't have kids. Men should make a certain salary, etc. I know it's a joke for guys to shit on other guys but I think it's just real. Woman can't consider you attractive if you're smaller than them. They won't even respect you. As if it's your fault.
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>>717672999
>>717673488
ive actually got a pretty great dick, so that's what keeps me from fucking killing myself
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>>717671369
Your double-bass won't matter when you'll be an adult and real shit will start to matter. I hope you're talented enough to bring home some bacon.
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>>717673695
In fairness, though, most men aren't attracted to women taller than them, or more muscular than they are. It's only natural that women should feel the same about men shorter than them. No need to get pissy, just look for a chick smaller than you.
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>>717673882
>In fairness, though, most men aren't attracted to women taller than them

That's my fetish though. I'm forever fucked. I'm born with urges that can't be satisfied on this planet. I'll kill myself next year as planned I guess.
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>>717673784
Pretty great by normal man standards or by small man standards? Because, like 6 inches would look hung on your little frame; whereas it'd look average on mine.
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>>717673991
Well, what height are you, and how tall do you like your women?
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>>717667999
I have a pretty face, i'm luckyy ;D
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>>717669158
>Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)00:27:27 No.717669
being 5'7" is chill if youre a badass movie star tho
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>>717674176
I bet all the boys love to make cumsies on it.
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>>717674282
>>Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)00:27:27 No.717669
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>>717674176
>;D

Kill your pets and then yourself.
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>>717667758
little girls, they won't challenge your height issue
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>>717674417
They don't know the difference between manlets and goblins yet.
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Let's say if you were obese and lost weight could you gain height? Srs question.
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>>717667758
God! I'm 5'4"

Can I fucking die
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>>717674634
Yeah
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>>717667758
>>>717667999
6'2" here, biggest player i know is a good half foot shorter than me. dont worry about that shit man, just have fun and be yourself, the girls will come around
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>>717674138
5'8'' now, I'm 26. I had a growth delay because of the lack of good nutrition. I started growing up in college at around 20. People still think I'm 15 years old though. I get hit on by older men but never women. I wish I had a different body.

>how tall do you like your women?
I really don't care man. I had crushes on thick, older and taller women than me and petite frail ones too. I'm cursed, I like all of them but I hate them at the same time for not loving me because of the way I look.
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>>717674580
Indirectly yes. If you train, it will give you better posture thus making you appear taller. It has nothing to do with losing weight though. It's more like straightening up your spine.
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>>717674913
im 5'7, it's the body you got, deal with it, mold it by lifting/exercising, and be that person that 'lights' the mood when he enters a room, that person that you want it to come to a party because he is fun and genuine.
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>>717675259
>and be that person that 'lights' the mood when he enters a room

But I hate that guy. That's not me. If I do that it's a fake version of me. I'd rather be truthful and myself than to put on a facade. I don't have problems making friends. It's just the dating part. I agree that training will help get me laid but getting laid isn't what I want. I want someone who loves me for who I am, what I work for in life and what I believe in. Shallow love won't make me happier. Getting laid a lot is a temporary fix.
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>>717675259
This
I'm the 5'7" guy who posted the soviet pic, and being a bit vertically challenged won't matter to people if you're fun to be around

As I said before, confidence is key
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>>717675600
>As I said before, confidence is key

Confidence isn't something you can fake. You're confident when you know you can beat the challenge ahead. If you're confident, great for you, but telling others to be confident isn't a real tip. It's being a egocentric asshole.
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>>717675448
im saying the people that have a faint smile and look receptive and friendly, im not trying to say you have to be the clown and entertaing everyone.

I get you, I would like the same, dunno it's difficult, wish you luck man
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>>717667758
get lifts or stuff an extra pair of socks in your shoes
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Im a girl and i like short guys no one cares
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>>717675816
You're talking as if confidence is impossible to cultivate, it's not, you gain confidence by putting yourself out there and overcoming challenges.

It's not easy, but with perseverance, it is possible.
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>>717676371
You know the rules here, "femanon"
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some day you are going to die and everything will be forgotten.
Be playful, have the mindset that you have when you were a kid, everything is an adventure.

Life is grey and routine for a lot of people.
break the routine, find the magic in the NOW, be spontaneous, be genuine.

ramblings of a little drunk mind
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>>717675866
>im saying the people that have a faint smile and look receptive and friendly

I know what you mean but I think you and I have a different life situation. I work in an office where it's pretty rough sometimes. People with faint smiles that look friendly are generally the ones you have to avoid as they're probably going to ask you for free over time or generally use you because you're a helpful guy. I used to do 60 hours+ per week because I didn't know how to say no to people or debate that this shouldn't be my responsibility. Basically, if you want to make it there, you have to be an asshole, not be too friendly with people but enough that they trust you so you can ask them to do shit without feeling bad. I mean, I guess it works in a social situation like in a bar or something but this shit doesn't go at work. I don't want to be one of those psychos that can fake confidence in order to be more popular. This is why this world is fucked in the first place. This is why we have psychopaths running the world.

>>717676542
Yes I know, thanks dad
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>>717674913
break em legs and get em stretched
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>>717674913
bad nutrition, unless it's REALLY bad, cant delay growth
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>>717671168
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an hero
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>>717676953
yeah, work is another thing, you have to be firm but polite.

>I used to do 60 hours+ per week because I didn't know how to say no to people or debate that this shouldn't be my responsibility

Think first of yourself before others, people are going to ask you more and more things if you always say yes. you gotta know where to draw the line.
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>>717669474
take clenbuterol... you only have to do it once in your life and you'll lose all that lifetime worth of useless fat.
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im a 5'8 manlet, most gfs i had cared only that their bf be taller than them, taller than them with heels may be forgiven, being shorter than them is certainly a tough sell. you have to meet a girl who truly is into personality and not looks so much. my current gf is like a smidgen taller than me but she doesnt seem to care about height at all. shes gorgeous too, though im sure you guys wouldnt agree.i usually dont have any luck with women but id say that has more ot do with my severe like of money and confidence
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>>717677494
Do you expect to actually trick anyone on /b/ with this dumb shit?
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Money cures all abnormal qualities in a womans eye when looking at you
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rolling for lucky sevens
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>>717677156
Debate this with my doctor then.
>>717677411
I know. But it's hard to tell the different until it's too late you get back stabbed. Gotta stay professional though. Right now they're trying to get a guy from the US to stay in the studios because they don't want to other studios to have him. So now they're paying him hotels and restaurants and shit just so he stays. But it's all a front. It's a business move. I think it's really sad that the most powerful force in the world work like that.
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>>717667758
I'm 5"10 I don't think girls care that much. Unless your like 5" but I've seen guys that short have decent looking gfs
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I think im 5.4 (165cm I dont live in the US) and where I work im the shortest among my collegues, that includes the women.
I have to say it is kinda harsh since you really notice that most women dont even take it into concideration that you are a man and an option for dating. It's simply as if that facete of your personality doesnt exist.
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>>717674012
i got 6inches long and nearly the same in width which make s my cock fairly wide i believe, and girls seem to think its huge because im a skinny a manlet, looks big in comparison
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>>717677773
You tried...you tried...
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>>717677897
Squarecock incoming!
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>>717676953
so you dont want to be an asshole
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>>717677862
so how bad was it then
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>>717677896
where bitch
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>>717677897
ah, my bad, im confusing width for circumference. its certainly not 6 inches in diameter lol
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>>717669158
Big Sean, Tyga, Soulja Boy....
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>>717677982
I know I need to have this ability but I don't want to become like the people I hate. I feel like I'm giving up the fight if I start dressing like everybody else, doing what everybody else is doing, faking a pleasant attitude, etc. If I do this I'll have nightmares of all my highschool bullies telling me '' AHA FUCKING TOLD YOU BITCH, GOTTA GET BUFF, GET MONEY AND THEN YOU CAN GET THE BITCHES YOU PATHETIC LOSER, TOOK YOU A WHILE TO REALIZE THAT''.
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>>717674282
>this new
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>>717678315
lol, I completely understand where you're coming from. At the same time though you don't need to act like you were so cool that your bullies were trying to help you
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>>717678038
How bad what? The growth delay? I was 4'10'' in my last year of highschool. About 80 pounds. That's not a lot. I'm still extremely skinny but doing some physical activities helps with my appetite. I eat a bit more now so I'm finally over 100 pounds. I stopped training though, I should be doing that but I'm so not motivated lately.
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>>717678581
no your nutrition. Were you kept in a closet and fed dog food? What?
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>>717675816
confidence needs to be rooted in something. i know for me personally i wasn't confident until i embraced a more non-material spiritual philosophy and now i can always fall back on that to squash my anxiety

but you're right everyone needs to find that thing for themselves. i do think the key to being confident is to find something that allows you to truly believe you're okay that can ground you when you're in a stressful situation. no one can tell you what that is
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>>717678886
Nah, my alcoholic mom was in charge of me at the time and instead of buying food with her welfare money she used to buy booze and cigarettes instead.
>>717678943

>i wasn't confident until i embraced a more non-material spiritual philosophy

This is more where I'm heading. I'm starting to not feel ashamed of who I am and that if I did my best, I shouldn't feel bad about myself. Stopping comparing myself to others helps also. I like this better than faking being happy and making tons of money in exchange for love.
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>>717675259
ew
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>>717679546
the shame is deeply ingrained in our culture from out roman christian roots over a thousand years ago

its simply a mechanism of control. recognize it for what it is and overcome it. the meek shall not inherit shit. your body is not a vessel of sin. its all bullshit

when you lay it out like that most people are like "yeah i know that i don't believe in it". what people need to understand is that our lingering shame about sex and our bodies is COMPLETELY rooted in that puritanical misanthropic bullshit

dimmu borgir was right
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>>717679885
I know dude. You're so right. I know a lot of people who consider themselves atheists but they still have that christian shame reflex in themselves.
But in a way it's so hard to accept a world where only the fittest survives. That's when you realize that no one cares for you unless you have value to someone. This also makes people sad. As sad as being ashamed of who we are. Existentialism is hard stuff man.
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>>717680110
that's the struggle. people are afraid of what they don't understand. it drives people to dogmas like organized religion or atheism and nihilism. to me it seems like all those people are deluding themselves into thinking they know something because they're afraid of uncertainty.

that's why i try and keep it as simple as possible in my own personal philosophy. do i believe in a purpose? yes. i don't need to know what it is or the specifics. the simple belief that i am here to do something or learn something is enough to keep me strong

its a very personal subjective thing that makes it tough
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>>717667758
>Daily uppercuts and dragon punches
>Body stretches
>Get taller
>Eventually so tall penetrate ceiling
>Tallness achieved

You welcome, mang
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>>717667758
Don't bulk up. Making your body physically wider will make you look even smaller.
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>>717670657

boredom

All those issues are beyond anyone here's reach. It's a bigger waste of time thinking about any of that shit.
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>>717670657
That's the thing, I feel like a piece of shit. Maybe if I kill myself there's going to be more resources for people who really needs it. I'm really just taking space and resources right now. And I don't have the courage to change the world. So killing myself would be a smart option. We're too much on this planet anyway.
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>>717667758
Falling for the meme
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>>717677897
Okay, so it's big by manlet standards. It's average by everyone else's standards.
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>>717680978
Get over yourself. It's true, no-one would notice or care if you died, but likewise no-one notices or cares that you're alive. So, you may as well keep doing that since you're already here.
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Just don't be below 5,8. It's the perfect height. Find a cute shorter girl as well, preferably a cute hispanic.
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>>717671208
I never understood why tall bitches have to wear heels
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>>717682233
>I'm 6'2. Doesn't automatically mean I'm going to get more attractive women than someone who's 5'9.

No but you have the basic requirements. You can't do shit if you don't at least have that.
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>>717682478
Because women love shoes more than you will ever understand. It's that simple.
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>>717682514
I get what you're saying. There is an advantage in being taller. However, there are so many variables that it's silly to simplify it down to that single trait.

For example, if there's a qt 5'3 girl, and she is choosing between two guys. Let's say one is 5'8, and the other is 6'0. The shorter guy is a 8/10 attractiveness, and the taller guy is a 5/10. I reckon the 5'8 guy would have more of a chance.

It all comes down to taste, you know?

I had a girlfriend for a while who was 5'2, (me being 6'2) and one of the first things she ever said to me when we started dating was that I was the first tall guy she'd ever went out with. Her 'ideal' man was 5'6 - 5'9, she said.
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>>717682478
>>717682924
Women don't really wear heels to be taller, for the most part, unless they're really, freakishly short. They wear heals because it makes their legs and butts look toned, and gives them better posture.
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Being bald in your 20s is much worse than being short.
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>>717683633
i have a full head of nice hair but i'm starting to get some grey in my mid 20s
on the one hand i feel bad about it
on the other i look at my younger brothers bald spot and feel pretty good
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>>717683633
This is very true, for most people. Some guys can get away with a shaved head, buy most of us can't. I had to break it to one of my friends, who is 24, that his hairline had receded a lot recently. He hadn't even noticed. He was fucking devastated, man. Now he has his fringe hanging down over his forehead. He better find a wife in the next year or he'll need to lower his standards drastically.
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>>717667758
Don't worry about shit you can't change
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>>717683873
Grey is fine, man. Don't worry about it. I have greying facial hair and I'm 22. I imagine the hair on my head will go the same way in a couple of years.

Like you say, just be thankful you have hair. There is nothing more tragic than a balding millennial. Unless you have a strong masculine face like Bruce Willis then it's bad news.

Also, don't dye you're hair. My dad died his hair jet-black from the age of 28-55 and he always looked like a soy-sauced dick.
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im 155cm and fucking a guy who is 157cm
who gives a shit about that
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>>717684136
Midgets?
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>>717667758
big hats
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>>717684136
Option 1:

You're gay. In which case, no-one cares. Gay guys are so horny, it takes minimal effort to attract them.

Option 2 (a):

You're a girl, but you stated that you're 'fucking him'. Getting a girl to fuck you isn't the same as being confident around women in general.

Option 2 (b):

You're 155cm (barely 5ft.). No-one in this thread cares about impressing you. They're more concerned with "the average woman", not having to scour for fellow short people.

Option 2 (c):

You're an ugly cow.
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5'7 here. Luckily I live in one of the shortest (if not the shortest) country in the world so the girls are almost never taller than me hahahah
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>>717685461
Well, no, it's not lucky. If you're country has a gene pool of very short people, then it's only logical that you're short.

By the way, which country? I want to come there and pretend I'm Godzilla.
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>>717685647
Indonesia. 4th largest country in the world, but shortest in the world. Fuck me.
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>>717685647
peru fuckface
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Just stop worrying about some dumb shit like that.
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>>717685840
As far as I know Peru's avg male height is 1.640 metres while Indonesian is 1.580 metres.
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>>717685817

Indonesia:
Avg. Male height - 5'2
Avg Female height - 4'10
*The most recent study is 1997. I assume the national average has increased since then.

>>717685840

Peru:
Avg. Male height - 5'4
Avg. Female height - 4'11

Fuck me, man. What's the dick situation like in Peru? I know Indonesians have little dicks. Are Peruvians the same?
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>>717685988
>>717686101
I know OP isn't here anymore, but there's your solution. Move to Peru or Indonesia.
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>>717674799
The rock is 6'5" and Shaq isnt 6'4" explain this pic
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>>717686400
If he isn't 6'4 then why does the picture say that?
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>>717686400
shaq is definitely over 7ft
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>>717686598
I dunno, man. The picture says 6'4, and if The Rock is 5'9 then that makes sense.
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>>717686647
i mean without even googling it he towered over guys who were like 6'8 in the NBA
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>>717686744
How could he tower over them if he's 6'4? I think they were probably about 6'1, not 6'8.
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>>717686400
>>717686598
>>717686744
Realistically, how big do you think Shaqs dick is. Just think about it for a second...
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>>717686965
At least 5 inches.
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>>717686965
big enough that he's probably had some unfortunate issues with slim 10/10 hotties in his bed once or twice
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>>717687043
Stop speaking in innuendo, you fruit-basket.
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>>717687043

he keeps waking up with asphyxiated whores under him. i bet it sucks.
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>>717687116
and the money makes them disappear. good system
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>>717687116
>>717687219
This is really gay.
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>>717687244
nice dubs brah. autistic high-five
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>>717687116
A Baa Ceded Heterogeneities Humphs Whisky Whip Kinks Twixt Usurp
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>>717687349
A Cabbed Fiche High Intuits Virus
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>>717687219
A Anathematised Deed Geek Symphony Mop Storms
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I'm 6'6 and can't tell you enough that literally anyone under 6'4 is a manlet.... all jokes aside I'm sick of these just 6foot betas saying "feels good" what feels good that you're barely out of super manlet land. Best part is I have a better chance at stealing your bitches than a super manlets girl bc they are too short. Love seeing the insecurities of the 6'0-6'3 betas KEK
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>>717667999
>5'10 king of manlets
>t. 5'11

6' is the king of manlets
t. 6'
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>>717687697
>>717687792
6"0-6"3 is king of manlets
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>>717687900
>''
>6 inches
>king of manlets
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>>717687697
Pff, keep kidding yourself.

I'm 7' and my basketball team calls me the manlet.
It's is light hearted in the way they do it, but I still sweat for a few minutes after they bring it up.

I think I still worry about being just on the cut off point.

At six inches below, you are like tom cruise pretending to be an action hero. You can't even dunk while standing.
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>>717688125
Seven foot is a decent height for basketball, even though you are trolling it doesn't make my statement less true
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>>717687697
>>717687792
>>717687900
>>717688035
>>717688125
If any of you have ever actually used the word 'manlet' unironically in real life then you're a fucking mouth-breather,
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>>717688125

yeah nigga well you could never be a pilot or racecar driver

you'd be a goofy gangly faggot with your head sticking out the top

congrats
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>>717688461
Kek
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>>717687697
Anyone who clings onto a single trait, and then deludes themselves into thinking that that one aspect about themselves makes them "alpha" is clearly insecure.

>You're face looks like a punched birthday cake
B-b-but muh 6'6
>You have the people skills of a hornet
B-b-but muh 6'6
>You have the humor of bone cancer
M-muh-muh 6'6
>You're fuck like sack of potatoes
6'6
>You're the human equivalent of a burst haemorrhoid stain on shitty briefs

etc.
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>>717688398
Using the word unironic
>calling someone a mouth breather
Pick one
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>>717688785
>N-n-no, y-you are Anon-san.

Fuck out of here, sperg.
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>>717667758
D-did you steal this from my "i care..." post or is this some fucked up form of serendipity? Its the same file tag and size and everything.
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>>717688848
Uh oh guys looks like we hurt the wittle manwets feewings
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>>717688398
good thing I don't talk to people IRL, manlet
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>>717688921
>guys

Pretending you have any camaraderie with anyone.

>Huh, guys? WE hurt his feelings. US. Come on, back me up, GUYS.

Disgusting. And, in any case, I'm only here to have fun at the expense of insecure fags. Thanks for playing.
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>>717688921
See: >>717689002
That's how you reply to someone who is attacking your insecurity. You give them an insult back (he called me a manlet as you did) but he also ironically made fun of himself for being a bit autistic, so that my 'mouth-breather' insult was made redundant. Well memed. He got me.
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>>717688871
original content DO NOT STEAL
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>>717687697
Just goes to show you: Autism really does come in all shapes and sizes.
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>>717689428
I'm just saying its weird.
Entirely different board, same file tag, same size, same edit, and have never seen anything like a different version elsewhere.
Suddenly here i am browing /b/ for the first time in months and i see it.
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>>717689755
This post was not worth however little time it took you to upload.
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>>717689078
As you show your insecurities,
>I'm only here to be hurt and don't realize everyone thinks I'm a beta neck beard
Forevvvvaaaaallooooonneee
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>>717689257
Samefagging this hard
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>>717689664
Found the 6 foot to six foot three beta cuck
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>>717689792
Sounds like a story you could have kept to yourself, to be honest.
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>>717689832
>as he saves the image
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>>717690021
Sounds like you're that idiot who thought his opinion was the only opinion and got told off for it.
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>>717689888
Firstly, nice trips.

Secondly, what the fuck are you even trying to say?

As for insecurities, I only pointed out that someone as obsessed with height as (>>717687697) probably doesn't have much else going for them.

>>717689926
Re-read the context. "Samefagging" doesn't even make sense there. I made a post, two anons replied. The first one was butthurt and gave a shitty comeback; the second one was clever and funnier than my insult.

>>717689957
Actually, I am in that height range. And it must be pretty cool being 6'6. I don't obsess over inches, though, because I'm neither autistic or void of other traits.
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>>717690073
Shit, anon. How did you know?!
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>tfw no bear mode bf
no homo
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>>717690114
I have no idea what you're talking about. Anyway, I was only goofing you. It is a weird coincidence, indeed, and as interesting as any of the other spergy posts in this thread.
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>>717690531
pssh nothing personnel kid
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>>717675816
Actually that advice saved me from having a miserable and lonely high school experience. Father told me to fake it til I made it, so I rambled on about nothing much when there was silence, I talked to people casually even though I could feel my legs shaking. I absolutely was not certain of my success. But by the time I was out of high school I had met plenty of people, some became good friends, and in college it was just how I acted when out around new people.
So eat shit, maybe You can't fake confidence but some of us can, and in doing so learn real confidence.
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>>717690619
Did...did you just teleport behind me?
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>>717683915
I agree with you. I lost my hair for two years, and have to shave my head fully, once or twice a week. But fuck it, I feel like a minority (to make it worse, I'm hairy as fuck, not as a monkey, but I have hair on my back and my shoulders too - and obviously, still a virgin).
The only good thing in this massive shit is the fact that my hair wasn't dark - not blond, but light brown - so it isn't really noticeable as with others.
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>>717690637
*Puts hand on your shoulder

But, you see, you weren't faking it. The potion I gave you was just plain old H2O, and the confidence was inside you...

*Taps your chest

...all along!

*Winks at you and walks away
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>>717690773
I'm glad your accepting it. There's nothing more tragic than a man desperately clinging to his disappearing hair. What's your facial hair situation? Are you capable of growing a beard out?
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>>717691029
And, what? Be a lesbian?
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>>717691029
What the fuck is wrong with that right leg
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>>717687697
Shit to be honest fam I'm 6'8 and I am really barely not a manlet. Every school has a fucking herd of 6'6 losers clustering together and standing on their text books when they think people can't see their feet. 6'6 is normie as hell and I hope you can come to terms with it.
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>>717690499
Not autistic
>still replying with the "autist"
Pick one autist
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>>717690746
*fucks your ass*
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>>717691205
Hip implants if it is a tranny? Or just a plain old surgery scar.
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>>717691312
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>tfw im 8ft 900lbs jacked super model with the nick name Big Dick Rick

everyone is a manlet.
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>>717691281
That's not how that works. I'm making jokes about a guy because he's acting silly; that doesn't make me him.

>You made fun of gay people
>You must be gay

Despite what your parents told you when they locked you away in a basement, autism isn't contagious. They only told you that because they were ashamed to be seen with you in public.
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>>717691425
>enjoying it like a faggot
I'm not gay for getting laid, you're gay for getting laid.
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Save money , get surgery , make your femurs and tibias longer , you can gain up to 18 cm total , fuck bitches
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>>717691023
Being bald by losing hair at this age is lame, but by shaving isn't. And I also can grow a beard if I want to. That's all. Btw I also can't understand those people who grows the top of their side hair on their bald heads. It seems fucking ridiculous. Until someone finds an affective and normally payable way to avoid (or at least recover) baldness, we can't do anything, so we have to deal with it and that's all, folks. Maybe some time I find someone for me, but if isn't, I'm cool with it too. I always have other things to do or other problems to solve in my life than just finding a girl.
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>>717691456
Fuck off. I'm literally a fucking giraffe. Only I'm not a giraffe. I'm a horse with a periscope in a giraffe costume. Do you realise how alpha I am? I have the dexterity and intelligence to operate a periscope with hooves, and the mentality to call people manlet faggots on imageboards. I'm a fucking horse and I'm in a zoo getting all that free giraffe pussy. Fucking beta cuck, fuck off.
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>>717691700
I saw a documentary about that once. Fucking horror show, man.
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>>717691684
You're the one with man ass on your dick. This just feels like I'm pushing out a big constipated poo which keeps crowning then retreating over and over again, and I do that every morning anyway.
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>>717691712
Exactly. There's no point in getting anxiety over it. You did the right thing, like a man. The hair transplants can be a nightmare, I've heard. They go wrong a lot of the time; and they haven't been around long enough for us to see the long-term results. Anyway, I'm sure you'll find a girl. You've got a good attitude. There are a lot of girls who would rather have a man comfortable with his baldness than some anxious, pretty-boy who obsessed over his thinning hair.
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>>717671681

kek
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>>717691652
Haha holy projection, the autism is strong in this one eh guys?
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>>717692513
A Batman and a Star Wars reference in one post. Now I know where your delusions of being alpha come from.

And anyway, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Fucking kek.
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>>717692768
The best part is I don't even know what you mean by the batsman reference you permavirgin. Seriously how old are you kid?
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Height isn't an issue when you live in a place where every girl is like 5'0
>Be 5'4
>Age: 19
>Relationship total: 20
Girls are easy to get if you're good looking and charismatic, but being a short piece of shit also means you have to settle for shorter shits... Tall women are hot too, what a shame for me.
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>>717692942
I'm 27. And you didn't even answer my question.
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>>717671719
You could not be projecting your own insecurities any harder, tough day at work? Lul
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>>717693051
Holy shit! Hahahahahaha youre 27 and still on 4chan?! Jesus Christ. Nevermind you win I give up haha
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>>717692985
>Be 5'4
>Relationship total: 20
>Girls are easy to get

But not so easy to keep, anon, eh? Not after Mr. 5'7 came to town.
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>>717693127
I'm actually 23, but thanks for outing yourself newfag.
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>>717693198
23 even just as bad you should be out of college holy crap you win
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>>717693198
>I only lied about being four years more pathetic haha
This is where you say I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>717693076
OR, perhaps I was making jokes. I've been making fun of tall and short fags this whole thread and only two have recognised a joke. Remember when /b/ was funny?
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>>717687697
true tbh
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>>717692985
>lies
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>>717693249
>>717693294
Newfags getting baited, the duet. And you don't even know what the bait was.
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>>717670346
Chest like austin powers
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>>717693456
In this post
>uh I was caught being a fucking loser
Ha I baited you!
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>>717683304
>For example, if there's a qt 5'3 girl, and she is choosing between two guys. Let's say one is 5'8, and the other is 6'0. The shorter guy is a 8/10 attractiveness, and the taller guy is a 5/10. I reckon the 5'8 guy would have more of a chance.

I believe the opposite. For real
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>>717693519
Is this literally your first day on the internet? Did your mother finally remove the parental controls?
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>>717693620
I reckon you'd never get 100% consistency if you ran the scenario multiple times, to be honest. Maybe your opinion would prevail; maybe mine. I just think there are a lot of variables to account for.
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>>717693663
This guy wins the autism lottery
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>>717669158
And he had to become literally one of the most iconic stars of all time in order for people to respect him.
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>>717693803
Says the child who lives with his parents and boasts to strangers about being 'alpha' on an anonymous imageboard,
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Just Be 5'8 - 6'0
>Aesthetic
>Easy to get buff
>More muscle
>Better proportions
>Handsome
>All famous actors are 5'8-5'11 ( I mean the hot ones, not the freaks)
Brad, Jason, Bale, McQueen, di caprio, Jude law, Gibson, Clooney, etc, etc...
>Longer life span

Being over 6'1
>Ugly
>Clumsy
>Ugly proportions
>Cancer magnet
>Low life span
>Back, knees pain
>Skinny
>Big noses and fingers


B-but...I are tall n get laid cuz dat...
BTFO clumsy Seagal
Fukin losers
Freaks
Go dying alone at 67 yo, faggot
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>>717693881
Haha at 18 yes I do not have my own house but neither do you but you are still on 4chan in your mid to late 20s you betacuck. Also keep projecting
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>>717694043
So what if we die younger faggot, we get so much ass we don't have to sit here on 4chan
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>>717671208
he's got lipstick on his lips. Probably made out with some girl there. He's doing better than most of us.
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>>717692985
>>717693128
You guys make me feel tall at 5'11
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>>717694070
>Implying

Shouldn't you be doing your homework anyway?
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>>717694665
Nailed it, keep on keeping on you're living the dream
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>>717694192
I'm 5'10 and I swear I don't even know how many chicks I banged. At 50 lost the count.
So wat. U taller and fuked 200?
I steal gfs from 6'3 guys with no effort.

Yes. Women are whores. All of them. Not a problem if they married or have bf. Just a few nice words, show a little of muscle and they spread legs in no time.

Fokin whores.
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>>717694762
First off bullshit, second off no girl ever wanted a shorter guy lol
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>>717694749
Thank you. By the way, I still having told you my real age. Because, like I said, I'm not a naive child.

In telling me you're 18, and calling me a loser for being older, you've now backed yourself into a corner of saying that everyone older than you on here is a loser - which is everyone except the Children still on Christmas vacation.

What's your favorite Youtube commentary channel, by the way? What do you and all the other autistic children who should be out playing like to watch?
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>>717667758
BE ALPHA
My friend looks like 5'6" vin diesel from the first xxx movue. He drives 84 cadillac and gets shit ton of pussy.
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you guys put way too much importance in height and other appearance related things. I mean sure it must be cool to be that tall and I bet a lot of chicks find that sexy, but I also bet half of the "übermensch" here are either lanky lame faggot nerds or overweight large dudes who never even kissed a girl and they just want to feel better about themselves. Proper men have nothing to prove.

If you spend at least half the time on dunno, improving your hygiene, personality, your mind, whatever instead of arguing with anonymous b-tards about supposed height, you could find a stupid chick in no-time. Especially considering that this is something you can't do shit about, so the fighting is useless.

Beside, chicks are overrated.

>inb4 manlet fag

yeah I'm 179cm which is I guess a manlet by your standards but most girls are about 150-170 tops so I don't really experienced it as a problem.
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>>717695014
Confirmed old loser, who is actually so beta he's afraid to say his age haha
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>>717695411
Reasonable post is reasonable.
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>>717695445
Please, more. I love being insulted via the internet your parents pay for.
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There's only 2 types of people in the world
>those over 7 feet tall
>worthless scum manlets who should kill themselves.
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>>717695637
7'11 manlet detected.
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>>717695573
Haha you are the best, you can't even come up with a real insult except being afraid to disclose how much of a loser you are
>ha I got you you'll never know my real age
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Real life chart
5'6 and below = manlet
5'7-5'9 = short but since most girls are 5'0 - 5'5 they wont mind it
5'10-6'1 = average
6'2-6'4 = above average, but not tall yet
6'4+ tall
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>>717667758
go fight isis you'll at least die for a good cause or go tranny that works too
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>>717680978
see butterfly effect on youtube
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5'8" manlet here
everything is fine, because i'm bass, not some faggot voice like tenor or baritone
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>>717667758
Hi fellow manlet. I'm 5'8 and I've learned how under 6' is actually the master race. I grew up in a rough area where getting robbed was a daily occurrence as a teen. I figured out early on that if you're ready to do severe damage to anyone then people bigger than you Will not want to fight you. It's not about being harder than them, your not. But someone who's 6'3 won't risk losing an eye trying to look tough with you When they can find someone else who will not give them grief. When people see a 6'+ guy backing down to someone my size it psychologically says to everyone that I'm more dangerous than I am. Once you learn that people will remember you and say hi and bam, you become that popular guy that no one wants to mess with. Girls notice this too which leads me on to.....With pussy height doesn't matter a shit. Yeah girls will say they want a man that 6ft + but truth is if you can talk to a girl, have genuine confidence and can handle yourself nothing else matters. Your height will also be disarming in ways that will have them open up to you about shit if you want to get serious with them.

I've never had a problem getting clothes in my size

Leg room on flights/busses is never an issue

Sex positions are easier

When you get older it's easier to get 18-25 year old girls.

Fam you got it made.
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>>717695848
How many times have you jacked off today using that premium Mom+Pop wifi?

Anyway, you seem to be missing the point.
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>>717696238
No you're making the point clear how much of a fucking loser you are haha. Now we all see how you're afraid of even saying how old you are you autist. Also, who has those thoughts unless that's what they are doing hahahahaha
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>>717696186
>I'm bass
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>>717696354
what's so weird about being a fish?
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>>717696326
If I'm a loser then you must be too, in fairness. I'll accept that.

You're right, though. No-one has ever, in history, been able to think of anything other than exactly what they are doing at that moment.

Now I'm starting to think you're either a really spergy 18-year-old, or you're actually younger than that.
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>>717667758
Step 1: Be gay
Step 2: Be a bottom
Step 3: ??
Step 4: Profit
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>>717696326
Oh, also, I'm 34.
>>
95% of the time girls don't even understand their own feelings, you could be a dolph lundgren like aryan superhuman and the next day you will notice that she cheats on you with the local scrawny pot dealer or with the guitarist of a gay hipster pop band because at the moment they seemed less problematic and more fun than you.
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>>717696217
>I've learned how under 6' is actually the master race
stopped reading here
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>>717696622
I know you can do this all day because you have nothing better to do but I can't do have fun being a complete autist but MASTER of 4chan. Do me a favor and reply after I leave so I can see how much of a loser you are and how much internet arguments mean to you
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>>717697240
>not stopping at "fellow manlet"
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>>717696712
34!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahaha ok end argument
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>>717697240
Didn't want to trigger yourself? It's ok anon, this is a safe space.
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>>717696708
reddit
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>>717697569
Why would you believe this, after I lied twice already.

>>717697546
Here is your reply. You are welcome. And, no, you don't have more things to do. You're homework is done and your mom does your chores.

Also, I've changed my mind. I don't think your underage or a sperg.

>No shame in being a mooch
>No shame in living with parents
>Lack of humor
>Overly-defensive
>Insistence on 'alpha' status

You're Indian.
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>>717697569
And, by the way, I'm actually 57.
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>>717697888
Holy shit you replied to him you really are autistic
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>>717698146
Obvious samefag. I knew you wouldn't leave. Probably because you asked me to reply so you could SEE it AFTER you left. Moronic.
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>>717667999
>5'7''
>ugly face
>sandnigger in white country(not religious, i act very white)
>4 inch dick
>20 years old.
>low test

What do i do besides killing myself?
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>>717698351
Accept that you'll need to marry an ugly woman (probably fat). Or get really rich and come to terms with the fact that you're wife won't ever love you and will fuck other guys.
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>>717669158
This actually made me feel better. Thanks Anon. Just hoping he had an asian dick size too and im fine.
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>>717698535
As long as I can find someone who at least likes me a little bit.
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>>717698245
Haha I'm actually not but you are sounding very paranoid dude...it's time to stop posting
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>>717698604
Yeah, but as one anon pointed out earlier, Bruce Lee had to become a true alpha-male, physically, financially and personally to transcend his height
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>>717698757
Post proof then.
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>>717698776
Physically im on my way. I do exercise, and do martial arts. Finally hit a measly 105 kg Squat for 5 reps yesterday. Not much, but a lot better than where i began.

"Personally" I dont know where to start though. Any ideas?

Financially will come with time.
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>>717698757
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>717698757
>>717698245
>>717697929
>>717697888
The biggest fucking manlet faggots in this thread, go get a fucking hobby you jerkoffs have been at it for hours, it's even sadder that I read this shit
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>>717699042
This has to be the dumbest shit I've ever seen
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