Hey /b/, Was just wondering what you can divolge about me. Also

>cut your fucking hair.
>Mouth is too small and too high
>Shirts under sweaters is usually the normal thing to do

>>717667228
>divulge

You look like a less jacked Urijah Faber

>>717667774
i wish i had that guys body.

>>717667228
You look like you are about to ask the warriors to come out and play

>>717667228
>divolge

That you can't spell

>>717667228
Gene Wilder lookin' motherfucker over here

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I'll hop on the shit wagon

>>717667228
so you're that ugly fuck who transitioned right? or are you just another ugly faggot

>>717668892
gay/fabulous

>>717667228
German?

>>717667228
I'd fuck you, gay Gene Wilder.

>>717667228
>Divolge

You're retarded

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>>717667228
>pic related

>>717667228
Oh yah I forgot, you look like someone spilt boiled ramen noodles on a knock off brand Mathew maconaghay

>>717668892
uberdanger? lol

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>>717669291
>gay gene wilder

>>717669537
so accurate

>>717667228
Well, you probably occasionally if not often drink. You likely smoke weed.. maybe cigarettes, occasionally probably do mushrooms/lsd?... You are vain, as you are posting on /b asking for people to comment on a picture of you. Not american? If american, likely in college or recent graduate. Not satisfied with their major, no job. Wants to be an "artist".. someone who gets high all day, spends time online and/or gaming, and relies on other people to support them when they could actually get a job. Are you in STEM? Or are, but have a "passion" as a photographer or something? Uh, probably single. Or an emo girlfriend. Your life is probably "ok" on a world-wide relative scale.

>>717667228
I would give you a bj. But that's it you look like a killer

>>717668674
>>717669442
ooops Divulge*

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>>717667228
Dad?

>>717668605
Fucking lol were old

>>717669537
Underrated post

>>717669173
nope

Damn looking like a lil Willy Wonka and shit. A young gen wilder fuckin wit da 21st century an shit

>>717667228
You don't know how to spell "divulge" properly.
Judging by your hair and the generally relaxed muscles of your face + the likely lack of a shirt under the jacket I'd say stoner. Likely for multiple years.
Going by your eyes, guessing that you have either been using a few drugs stronger than weed or have been somewhat sleep deprived.

The general smoothness of your forehead indicates a relatively relaxed day to day life. You do not get easily stressed and most likely clean the stress you do have away through substance abuse, pupils are present but your irises seem almost nonexistent..

Is that a mannequin behind you?

>>717667228
Dwayne stifler/10

>>717671066
no thats the shower.

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>>717667228
Uncanny?

>>717671389
So then he is in a basement?
(in true /b/ fashion)

>>717672040
I'm on the first floor.

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>>717667228
>gene wilder

>>717672308
neat...

>>717672416
Wtf, now i believe in reincarnation

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Rate me then

>>717668605
Just about to say this, cross between bottle-clinking and a young gene wilder

>>717672698
Little hairy but not bad.

>>717672698
Chest hair is fine, but how do you live with that much? Doesn't it get caught in stuff or get pulled?
You also look homosexual.

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Rip me to shreads

>>717672950
Join OP's murder squad.

>>717673099
Dont need a squad to be a psychopathic murderer

>>717672950
wtf is wrong with your nose?

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Depressed as fuck ATM, gf cheated on me on New Years, after telling me she loved me, and I complete her. I literally watched her at the club do it.

>>717672698
wtf is wrong with being homosexual? and what do you have on your chin?

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>>717673225
Nothing just low res

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>>717673255

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>>717673255
sorry to hear that. My ex dropped me 3 weeks ago saying we should stay friends, which I'm all for since we own a cat together but she ends up dumping the cat on me and cutting off literally all contact with me since. Still sad but eh, at least no more spending money.

>>717673529
Kill the cat and leave it on her doorstep sincerely rip me to shreds

>>717673529
Sucks man. Oh well, you're better off without her, as I am without mine

>>717672950
Your home has an unfortunate floorplan and you should get a new TV.

>>717673880
ill work on it

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>>717673616

Naw I actually like the cat. Sorta my fault considering I adopted the cat as her Christmas present.

>>717673801

Thanks for kind words. If you need someone to talk to lmk, We're both in same boat.

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Rate/tbh?

>>717674058
hang yourself and live stream it

>>717674058
Uglier Skrillex/10

>>717674161
Still in the closet ?

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I'm the one on the left. Ignore the angry dogger

>>717674278
Been out fam

>>717674462
Good for you bud

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Hello

>>717674436
Dog/10

>>717674648
Cp/10

>>717674648
Nice hat

>>717674436
>Lucas Podolski

>>717674436
Got any more pics of that pupper?

>>717668892
Dont stay up late jimmy, you have school tomorrow.

>>717674648
You look fun but kind of awkward an misunderstood.

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r8, it's not me

>>717675134
Asus phone/10

>>717675202
it's a good phone mind you

>>717675134
penis pump

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>>717675052
Just this one. He's my parents pupper, so I don't see him much.

>>717675134
Wouldnt touch it with a ten foot pole

>>717673529
more of her?

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>>717675134
It's abt time for me to leave

>>717675134
kinda chubby face. nose is alright.

>>717675266
Wadda cute puppo

>>717675414
He's ok. I wish he would do more fast movements.

>>717667228
Your name Grayson by any chance?

>>717675414
Don't put it in ur ass.

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R8?

>>717675492
Its not. My name starts with an L

>>717675134
Reminds me of an ex of mine... She said she was just going through a phase with me and then saw her with another girl a week later... Crying because I saw a picture of someone who reminds me of someone... Pathetic.

>>717675560
more, looks like a friend of mine,

>>717675699
BETA AS FUCK

>>717675699
rip sorry anon

>>717675560
Why upside down?
not bad.

>>717675560
Stupid fuckin' pose and hate the overdrawn eyebrows, but very pretty regardless.

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Guess my name. Rate me. Ask me stuff. Generally bored and drank a ton of NyQuil. Waiting on the snoopers to get me.

>>717675685
secret ringleader of a club of some kind. Using that finger for his nose after he takes the pick. likes the thug life meme.

>>717676059
hahahahaha thug life omg

>>717667228
You look like you'd go shoot up a movie theatre

>>717675762
Thanks... I mean... She was constantly getting harrassed by my friends for being less "attractive" than me... I didn't get rid of them, so I guess it was my fault... I told my friends not to talk about her like that whenever they did, but... Idk... I guess girls value girls less than men do...

>>717675979
Scumbag Steve
5/10
Whats the solution for ∫∫sinydydx with (0,4) and (sqrtx,2) integration limits?

>>717676191
Sometimes I feel like it... but i never would because I'd probably get caught.

>>717670864
Who taught this monkey to use a computer?

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All right R8 me /b/

>>717676219
ouch, that burns

>>717676312
I'm a lesbian and I'd suck you off, todd, daddy.

>>717676312
You remind me of the George bush meme, where he had that really small face.

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>>717676230
Scumbag is my first name good job. Not Steve though. I agree with 5/10 although i get a moderately good amount of pussy. As for math..I'm fucking retarded. Here's my friends titties for guessing scumbag.

>>717676405
Yeah... Well... I guess it's on to the next date... I hate dates... They're always shit... And if they aren't I end up wasting at least a year on them before they dump me... Sorry for like... Idk... Venting... You're probably just trying to get into my pants...

>>717667228
If Ryan Gosling and Gene Wilder had a baby.

>>717676557
i don't even know what you look like, faggot
dates don't have to be shit, maybe you just have no idea where or how to look for people and what type of people to look for.

>>717676483
I like you.
MOAR
O
A
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What up /b/?
Currently thinking about quitting my job and seeing how long i can get away with that

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>>717667228
Faggot here, reporting in.
R8 and roast

>>717676715
Well there aren't many lesbians in my area... It's a fairly anti-gay area, so if I like someone I typically try to go out with them as long as possible.

>>717676843
How many layers of dry cum are on your face in this pic, faggot?

>>717676921
Not enough to be frank

>>717667228
The reincarnation of Gene Wilder

>>717676781
7.8/10 probably not very long unless u marry a rich dude, get a new job, or start sucking dick.

>>717676781
You're pretty, but don't draw your eyebrows so thin... I made that mistake for a while, but now I don't look like an old Jewish lady.

>>717676781
nice eyes

>>717676911
oh, i see. i didn't even realize you were female. guess i'm a moron. yeah, sounds like it would be harder for lesbians to find someone they actually like.

>>717676781
What about another pic with no make up/photoshop?

This thread

>>>/soc/

>>717676843
Holy shit! From far away I thought you were a girl. Use some lipstick and some nice red blush and you might get some lesbians to question their sexualities.

Why is /b/ being so polite?

>>717677099
Lol it's cool and yeah it is.

>>717677191
Well I work like a normal person so I keep simple with the makeup. And yeah turning lesbots is interesting

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>>717676739
Lol its my old roommate from San Luis Obispo. Had a thing recently. Her body is fucking BANGIN. she's annoying though so seldom talk to her anymore.

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>>717676843
Rate my new tattoo, it hurt a lot

>>717676978
Well i dont have any bills (aside from a phone bill) or rent to pay....i do however pay for all my food and stuff like shampoo and junk

>>717677386
Gay as fuck

>>717677474
Goal achieved I suppose

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>>717677037
I never draw them the same...some days are good and some are bad lol

Прювет, придурки!

>>717667228
are you willy wonka as a kid?

>>717677506
Use a gloss or lip tar, that matte makes your lips look stuck together

>>717677269
Yeah... Are you sure you're a guy and like... Not trans or something?

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Thoughts?

>>717677386
ew ew ew
>>717677506
no. all days are bad for those poor eyebrows. why do you have to use so much foundation jesus fucking christ your face is literally not your face

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>>717677105
I dont use photoshop unless its to brighten the pic but okay

And yes i still have drawn on brows but i never go out without eyebrows. I dont have any natural brows so i gotta draw them on myself

>>717677506
>>717677500
In a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like sucking cock?

>>717677588
I love matte lips though :(

>>717677600
I am trans lol, I don't need lipstick for that, I've got like a complex amount of shit happening on my skin already so I don't wear extra that will only melt off