Fluff thread, requesting a herd of shit colored fluffies that go around raping other herds and making the mothers eat their own babies and beating smarties to death.
this asshole again.
I wish you die slowly with maximum pain. And after, i'll shat on your grave.
Nobody like you, that's why your mother never call you. A fucking pathetic NEET.
DIE, it's my wish for 2017
Or get hit by a truck.
You don't deserve to live. Just Die
Are you a retarded guy ?
A newfag who don't know how to use 4chan ?
A sandnigger ?
A nigger ?
A jew ?
A stupid guy who can't understand the English language and post to the wrong thread ?
Did you know you can start your own thread and have guys who can upload too the same shit ?
If it's for trolling, maybe i should call your parents and ask to set a parental control.
/b/ is for 18+
Ps : final fantasy... just for kids and casuals.
Closest I have to what you're looking for OP
>Be me dude in his late 20's runs own fluffy control business
>winter is coming, so getting kinda cold out
>My partner in crime/pet Curtis the lizard, out of commission until further notice due to this
>local ferals know this too
>As stated before tales of his carnage have become legend among them
>Feral shitrats that survived the spring and summer months by hiding In the woods outside of town begin to invade
>Phone ringing off the hook but I'm only one man u can't do this alone
>my fiance poor girl doesn't have the stomach for the slaughter
>Its time to call Red
>Red my best freind since grade 6, stands 5ft nothing, ginger, and covered in body hair
>Literally like the result of a leprechaun fucking a sasquatch
>We load up the truck with everything we think we'll need
2 folding cages
3 pet taxis
2x .22 calibur pistols plus a box of ammo
A couple of cheap swords I ordered online
A homemade spear
And 3 rolls of chicken wire to block escape routes
who else likes helpless pregnant mares?
To fluffies it's all coloration, pretty or unique colors are prized while normal or drab colors, as in "poopie babbehs" are despised. For smarties it's any sign of slightly higher intelligence or bravery, usually too a suicidal degree for most.
it is cool that surviving poopie babbehs beat them up. so are poopie fluffies more evolved since the attrician of their type is even higher than regular fluffies, because they are treated so bad?
I though smarties were just sociopaths and alicorns were the real smart ones.
I gotta say, the in-depth analysis of creatures that don't exist is fairly entertaining
Nah smarties are usually unicorns, especially if they are the ones who can do "horn sparklies" Alicorns are highly prized because they are usually good colors and temperaments, though that's if you can get them away from their mothers quick enough because they are usually considered monsters and killed.
Aside from one having wings as well as horns not much, but for whatever weird break in fluffy minds there is Alicorns are considered monsters for having both and are usually killed when they are still in the chirpy stage of life.
looks like these threads are about to become fluffy and chocobo gore
They think it's tongue in cheek. The majority of people are bored with trolling.
Really I'm more fascinated that people will try to steal glory from older 4chan users by repeating their actions.
They usually start as "bestest babbeh" typically have the same colors as their mom, or she considers them pretty, she will do anything to keep them alive including eating any other babies she has. Once that spoiled shit gets too be older smarty syndrome typically presents and bam, you got a smart ass little shit rat on your hands. It's why a lot of abuse of mothers and foals usually starts with the best baby.
>First stop alleyway behind local Chinese buffet
>fluffies have shit up the alley to the point business has almost halted due to smell
>i walk in the owner Mr Ming meets us
>Ming: about time you got here! Those shitrats have run off all my customers
>Don't worry we 're on this
>Ming: wait where da fuck yo lizard?
>Too cold out for him so I got Red helping me, he's already blocking off the ends of the alley
>Ming: well I guess that means I got to pay two of you then huh
>Well Ming you could or we could just leave now and let you deal with it
>Ming: no no no, you guys go ahead and get To work and I'll have the check when your done
>That's what I thought, I'm taking the chow mein from your buffet too I might need bait
>Ming:Whatever just get it done
>I head outside and meet up with red
>Red: so how's Ming the Merciless? Didn't try To cheat us on pay like last year did he
>just had to remind him, about the consequences is all, got a head count?
>red:just a few hiding in plain sight
>Ok time to get started
>Hey fluffies who wants skettie?
>I dump the chow mein in a pile as roughly ten shitrats crawl out from behind garbage cans and out of empty boxes
>The alley reeks like utter hell and piles of shit some with the occasional brown foal litter the alley
>hoomuns bwing sketties fo fwuffies yu bestest hooman eba
>Be nu daddeh some ask us
>As the gorge themselves on noodles Red brings a sledgehammer down on a yellow fluffy with a blue mane
>Eeeeeeeeee, they scream shitting and pissing in horror as the scatter in all directions
>Red! Don't ice the foals I save them for Curtis!
>The fluffies scream and shitvin horror at his name
>Red: you sure man he's getting kinda fat? Well whatever
>I take the next one a pink pegasus out with a nine iron to the skull, its eyes burst from the sockets
>They try to hide but we We manage to push most to the other end of theally
>I jump and land on a snot green stallion with both feet the weight of my body de shitting him til prolapse
How does it feel to be such a bad troll that I'm actually contributing to the thread?
You're literally causing more people to post fluffy. Thanks. Let's keep going, you post a picture of a chocobo with no text or a bird sound, and I'll post fluffy abuse.