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call me captain

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call me captain
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>>717645460
Aye Aye Captain!
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Please. I so need to be on this thing.
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rockets are for pussies
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>>717645460
fuck that shit it is kinda of guy thinking of rockets
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seem like a flimsy rocket to me
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>>717647195
I gathered the sluts of 4chan up and are i am going to make them Rerow the ship!
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>>717647900
nice seat bro

mind if i join?
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>>717647900
Well leafed
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Let's name the ship the I.S.S Titanic
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Nigger
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>>717647936
I had some issue with your sister op she wont cooperate, so i am going to rerow(ll) her hard.
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>>717648133
>>717648177

i call not being next to the nigger
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>>717647900
As an Australian man I must come with.
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Captain, how many shitters do we have on the rocket?
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>>717648298
So you'll be sitting next to the black man then.
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pilot get
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>>717645460
rollin in epic bread
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SNACKBAR GET
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I will be the pilot
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>>717645460
Get me off of this gay earth
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>>717648775
so locse
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>>717648775
Your qualifications were found lacking.
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>>717648873
Reroll
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>>717649055
christ not this guy
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>>717648266


looks like i got my seat!

>>717648298
We need a Botanist to grow some watermelons for the nigger, place them in air lock then launch nigger out in space.


Also We could use a Chemist to figure out how to clean up all the greasy hair oil out of the ship.
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Gets go to mars bois
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>>717649149
I wonder If the niggers lips will get bigger and explode first or his eyes. pic related.
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>>717649109
So far it's 5 Canadians, a nigger, and semi-naked women.
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LETS GO
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get guys can i come?
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>>717647900
>>717648133
>>717648177
>>717648266
>>717648355
>>717649055
>>717649500
so we got 7 passengers currently
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>>717648177
>>717649398
Maybe this is him?
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Give me a seat on that bitch
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Going for dubs
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>>717649799

hold it you dummy
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>>717649828
Reroll, I'm not gonna be left behind on this autistic website
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omw
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I just want to go home.
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pilot here
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>>717649936
Rereroll
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>>717649423
So basically semi nekke women is safe as long as she kills the nigger


Reasoning is Canadians wont kill nigger, and she don't have to worry about Canadians trying anything.


Roll for this to make it fun and memorable for everyone!
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>>717649999
quad comfirmed
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rolliono for seat
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Dubs get!

>inb4 there isn't racial purity on Mars.
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rol|
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>>717649999
well we didnt make terraform but at least I got in
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>>717649999
Bye, guys.
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>>717649999
it's launched

>>717650111
captn left on earth
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>>717649999
So rocket launched and we don't have any crew?
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>>717650048
Reroll for the alien!
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Rollerino
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>>717650231
we can keep going
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>>717650001
off by 1
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>>717650111
we left Captain on earth
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>>717650231
I have more Canadians that want to get on board.
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does this mean that rocket crash
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OP HERE

how can i change rules so rounds last longer?

maybe only need 15 passengers and 3 crew members?
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>>717650231
>>717650499
>>717650548
We could strike a committee to determine what to do next. Can I Chair that committee?
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>>717650639
its just bad luck, quads got very quick
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Lets make it pass the moon at least
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>>717650846
To the moon and beyond!
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>>717650754
so should /b/ lose if launched without crew?
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>>717650995
yeah
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>>717651127
NEXT ROUND SOON
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>>717650235

(Not OP, but an idea for a cool twist to this)


You guys better get shit figured out soon.


Dubs is a seat, trips is crew

I am going to keep rolling for this alien to get aboard (seat). If it gets aboard before you launch, 55 will kill one of the aliens.
Maybe you'll get lucky, and launch before the alien gets aboard. Or Kill the alien then launch.


Hopefully you don't launch with the alien (unless your Sigourney Weaver)


Whoever kills alien can chose the next dub roll number to kill the next alien.
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>>717648772
Baird for PM 2019
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Without taking a closer look at the image or reading any posts in this thread, I would just like to state:

No, no I do not think /b/ can make it to Mars. That seems highly unlikely.
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>>717650639
>>717651343


Op Something you might add to rules or modify. Perhaps Quads Launches a life pod with Alien contained in it or something.
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>>717651343
op here

how about double dubs makes a new rule to be followed?
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ayy
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>>717651521
>>717651567
or idk i like your concept
something along those lines
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>>717651521
>>717651567
>>717651853
what if double dubs puts an alien and nother must be rolled to kill?
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rolliono for seats
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Can daddy get a seat on the giant flying space dildo?
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>>717651567
Don't ask me bro, i am high on a 3 day no sleep meth bender. I am honestly surprised you can even my brainstorming.

Best to have all rules for future ones in image.


Id say
Dubs = Seat
Dubs of 11, 22, or 33 are aliens.
First trip= Captain (Kirk)
Second trip = Second in Command (Spock guy)
Every trip after that kills all aliens on board up to that trip
Quads will auto kill next 4 aliens rolled
Quints Launchs rocket as long as you have captain and second in command. (Cant launch without kirk and spock to press buttons)


Id say /b made it to mars as long as there is no aliens when they launch.


idk just brain storming.
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>>717652794
You Could say Quad's Are Predators that kill next 4 Aliens Rolled. To give it some RP.

Sorry I am a war hammer/battle masters nerd and like a storyline
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rol||
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>>717653363
Anyways, im off here op, good luck, i look forward to rolling for your game in future !
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rollerOnI
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>>717653592
>>717653363
>>717652794
ill think about it bro, get some sleep !
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can i get on the ship
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i gueSS not
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>>717653911
oh nvm
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>>717648980
Rereroll
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