/b/ I beg of you, I wanted to buy GTA5 for my little brother

>>717640062
I'd help but poor, rip

bump cuz feelsbadman

>>717640062
>you've offered no proof of a cancelled card
>you've offered no proof that this is for your brother and not yourself
>you've offered nothing in return
Why should anyone help or believe you?

>>717640596
>>717640545
>>717640062
It's for some stupid faggot, i considered buying it against my earlier statement but after looking at that profile, I'll pass

>>717640577
How tf is he supposed to prove it's for his brother?????

>>717640848
How am i a faggot for trying to be funny on my bio
Whatever man, if you dont wanna help its fine i wont blame you

>>717640894
You do realize that i can tell you've been samefagging right retard
Hopefully you die a poor and miserable life santi

>>717640062
Two sharpies in your asshole with a timestamp and you'll get your game. Do it for your brother.

>>717641163
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SAMEFAGGING EVEN MEAN, I DONT USE THIS BOARD AT ALL, I JUST CAME TO /B/ TO ASK FOR HELP, JEEZ

>>717640062
You have a higher resolution of that wallpaper?

>>717641340
*sigh* elaborate with more details pls, im considering to do it, idk how this stupid site works

>>717641496
Man i just picked a random pic from google for the post

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>>717641496
not OP but here you go man.

>>717641654
Take a picture of two Sharpie brand markers placed in your asshole along with a piece of paper with the time and date written on it. Upload that picture to this thread.

>>717641921
make sure you post your steam id with it

>>717641921
Can i use a random pen instead with it? i only have 1 Sharpie

>>717641921
Ill use a red pencil and a blue pen is that okay? i cant find my Sharpie (Any additional requests for proof its me and ill do it)

Two sharpies or zero games. I don't make the rules.

>>717642560
Fine, how about the pen, the pencil, and a pretty thick highlighter? (I DONT HAVE SHARPIES)

>>717642760
I'm ok with this

>>717642760
are you for real? you would really go that far?

>>717642895
gimme a couple of minutes

>>717642956
Yes, i promised my lil bro and i hate breaking promises, as long as this doesnt get traced back to me irl, i wont mind

>>717643059
Don't forget to edit EXIF

>>717643059
make sure to post your steam id with your pic.

>>717643129
I dont understand what EXIF is (pic coming soon)

>>717643059
what if the guy doesnt deliver after you do it?

>>717643242
Then i just stuck office utilities up my ass for nothing

>>717643522
Exactly. So dont do it. Just wait for a giftanon to show up, most of them dont require you humiliate yourself for a cheap game.

>>717643628
agree with this

>>717643522
Like >>717643628 said. Just wait. Patiently. Forever if it takes.
Or shove stuff up your butt and get what you want.

>>717643628
>>717643215
Too late, did it, it fucking hurts, idk how pornstars do it wtf, give me a sec to upload to 4chan

>>717643628
GTAV isn't exactly cheap m8.

>>717644101
>upload to 4chan
I keked, not sure why

>>717644144
Is it worth more than one's dignity?

>>717644231
My dignity is long gone after what i just did man, no turning back now

>>717644231
Apparently if one's dignity is as cheap as $60

>>717644231
not for mine at least

so, assuming your brother has his own computer, capable of runing gta 5, and you also have a nice computer, why the fck do you need to beg?
you know that you can buy gta at others sites by less than 30$, just dont be stupid and buy it from steam

>>717644231
Better than nigging on the chan.

>>717644101
Ouch! Anon, I wish you hadn't done this. That guy is probably just trolling you.

>>717643215
How the fuck is the pic too large, idk how to change format on my phone

So, i took the picture on my phone, wrote the url in the browser to find this page, the url for my steam page, try to upload the picture from my phone and the file is too large, how the FUCK do i make it smaller

My fucking legs are shaking what the fuck

>>717644664
>probably

>>717644940
If you took it on your phone it wouldn't be too large to post gere

>>717644829
just use a software to rescale it

>>717644940
just up it to imgur or something

Ima screenshot the actual picture maybe itll be a diff format??? idk i hate myself

>>717645185
IMGUR NIGGER

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>>717641921
>>717642036
>>717643215
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MayhemSQ
Its done, idk how people do anal wtf

LMAO ANON PLZ DON'T POST

I hate myself so muchfor this, please dont troll me

>>717645424
Trolled.

>>717645307
where is the timestamp?

>>717645307
Where's the timestamp nigger?

>>717645424
Anon. I was never going to buy you the game but thanks for the photo.

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I'm going to hijack this thread.

Ask a guy who used to work for rockstar support anything!

>>717645559
I told you specifically what i was gonna shove up my ass (colors and all) i forgot about the stamp please dont make me do it again

>>717645675
Why are you lying?

>>717645720
Two sharpies in your asshole with a timestamp and you'll get your game.

>>717645307
You have no brother

>>717645307
someone plz deliver to this guy.

>>717645675
when is gta 6 out?

>>717645922
Him first. Timestamp and sharpies or gtfo.

Great, thanks 4chan, i just degraded myself, my legs are shaking, my fucking asshole hurts and im left for dead, thanks

>>717645764
I'm not.

Look up Pole To Win. It's a company based in Hunt Valley MD, Singapore, and Washington state. They handle rockstar support.

Would show proof but NDAs and all they would sue my ass.

All this for a stupid fucking game, fuck this

>>717646066
You came to the wrong side of the internet faggot.

>>717646066
anons did advice you against doing it you know?

>>717646177
Or nigger around for weeks on end and still not get the game.

Goddamn...someone buy that nigger the game.
OP delivered for once

>>717645933
Thanks to lispyjimmy, all of the underage fags called in and asked that question a lot.

>>717646066
I'll buy you it anon. If you timestamp.

@Mayhem
I added you, add me back idiot.

>>717646285
I was desperate

>>717646317
No he didn't. No timestamp with sharpies therefore no game.

>>717646317
He did not deliver!!!!!!

>>717646467
someone added you add him back idiot >>717646391

>>717646559
Did that retard abandon the thread lel????

>>717646391
Gift anon want to buy someone who just had a 2nd kid he isn't sure he can afford stardew valley?

>>717646688
nope don't think so
>>717646467

>>717646702
Two sharpies in your asshole with a timestamp and you'll get your game.

>>717646370
Also here is a pro tip to you gta guys.

If you call in to Rockstar Support and make a first time claim that's under 2 million In game currency, its policy that they it to you regardless if you told the truth or not as a "customer appreciation" sort of thing.

Only works once per account every 90 days

>>717646702
you must follow the rules. if op could do it so can you.

>>717646975
Maybe for gta but I only want stardew..

>>717647203
Two sharpies in your asshole with a timestamp or nigger for several weeks and still not get it.

>>717640062
lying beggar scum

>>717645424
>>717646467

So anon, did he deliver to you?

>>717647524
No, no one will give it to me because I didn't take a picture of the time and date. Fucking why?

>>717647701
I posted the picture isn't that good enough?

>>717647829
pic of your ass with time stamp then

>>717647701
didn't someone say he is adding you?

>>717647012
does rockstar kicks cheaters or they dong get punished?

>>717647701
time and date is just for proof, anon

>>717647887
>
i bought the key and redeemed it for myself

He gave me a key he redemeed moments ago, thanks

>>717647932
>>717647878
But i posted a picture already it should be good enough. I'm not not faking this shit.

Add that anon you dumb nigger and timestamp next time.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/whisperingxD/
This is the guy that decided to fuck with me, thanks dickhead

I'd buy it but I'm poor af myself, OP, just show ur ass with time stamp, if it looks the same u shouldn't have to do it again

>>717648228
woh why u posting my steam profile rudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>717648228
nypa

If anon actually proves that was him in the pic someone please save this thread, it's actually fucking golden.

>>717648144
we don't have proof that you took the pic

>>717648421
It was me ok now give me the game please.

>>717648616
Timestamp your ass OP. Don't need to fuck up your asshole again, we just need a pic of your ass w/ timestamp.

I already posted my steam id you fake fucks, stop trying to act like you're me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MayhemSQ/

>>717648734
>>717648734
Listen man, i gave descriptions beforehand of what i was gonna post and i got trolled, im not gonna post again and get trolled further

>>717647901
Of course.

It's mostly automated though. Easier to do it on the previous gen consoles because they don't give a fuck about it.

System mostly works off of money discrepancies like large jumps of cash in short amount of time.

Also make sure you don't make too many bogus claims because they will ban you from their support services.

>>717648778
Still need that timestamped picture of your asshole containing two sharpies.

https://imgur.com/a/ZtItc
For future reference

>>717648970
Listen fag, timestamp and ass. At least prove the ass is yours

>>717648778
How badly do you want that game, op? Show them how dedicated you really are, SHOVE THOSE WRITING UTENSILS UP YOUR ASS AND TIME STAMP IT, NOW.

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>>717649277
>https://imgur.com/a/ZtItc
add picture of his face pls

>>717649384
Before he was soooo desperate. Desperate enough to find some picture of a guy with pens in his asshole but not smart enough to photoshop in a fake timestamp.

Just fucking take a picture of your ass with a peice of paper with the current time, and your steam ID written on it. Also include the 3 office supplies. They dont need to be reinserted. Its just to verify that you didn't pull this pic off the web, describe it, then post it.

>>717649749
Fuck you

You did not get trolled moron. You didn't follow basic instructions. You're not the one who is in charge we are. Timestamp it this time you already did it once so why would it matter

I'll give you 5 minutes before i'm going to find your location through exif and find out what your fb is

>>717649749
This

>>717649633
Got it

>>717649633
>shitskin
>certified memelord

Gtfo

Guys it was just some steam nigger wanting free shit. Just forget this thread and stop wasting your time.

Search MayhemSQ on fb his profile shows up

>>717649749
Do this OP or ur a fake fag

Also add his fb
I didn't find it
fb.com/MayhemSQ

>>717650164
No now it's better

>>717649900
Fuck you idiot. For all i know you found that picture online, described what they did, said you were going to do it and then posted that picture.

If you actually did it, its not my fault you're a retard who doesnt understand the meaning of Timestamps.

Now post the fucking timestamp, with or without them in your ass again, or you get nothing, you desperate inbred degenerate fuck.

Im going to send those pics to your mom

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>>717640062

I had always wanted to buy GTA 5, which is why i came up with this leet con on the internet. My name is Pawn, and i hate every single one of you.

He changed his profile picture and privated it
here is his steam id in case u cant find it anymore
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060113697
please add the pictures, this link and everything to the imgur

MayhemSQ you might want to make your friends list private too hahaha

>>717650480
kek fucking scammer

>>717650480
>fb.com/MayhemSQ
He also made his profile unaddable gg

Fucking gold thank you faggot op

Someone add his relatives and send them the pictures xdd

Yeah he fucking privated everything I can't add much more to the imgur
At least we got some shit

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>>717650480
He went through some serious damage control, real fast.

Wait how old is this dude ?

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>>717640062

> kill yourself
> Lil bro buys GTA 5 with your life insurance money.

People still play GTA 5? I beat that shit like 5 years ago.

>>717650749
Genius!

>>717650480
Probably wanted to resell it. what better way than to ask for GTAV which is hot in demand.

>>717650862
>717650862
18

>>717650877
Niggers gonna nig

>>717640894
Like by having evidence like a screenshot of a text promising I. If he wants I bad enough he can prove it.

https://twitter.com/SATANlAGO
*
https://www.instagram.com/ssataniago/

From another anon.

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>>717640062
Just get him some Lego or something

>>717650891
So he is legall

>>717651143
yeah

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Mr Meme Lords Facebook

>>717651077
Holy shit this kid.

Can someone tweet him a picture of his butthole?

>>717651285
lol

>>717650866
>5 years ago.
Let me guess, you're no older than 12

>>717651077
this fag is edgy LMAO

Just tweet him the whole imgur portfolio

Santiago it's not so lit now isn't it ?

Moonman Moonman can't you see? spics and niggers need to hang from trees.

>>717651784
Yes. This

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Get fucked you meme loving sandnigger.

toastin an epic bread

facebook is now private
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060113697
he changed his steam profile thingy
you can't add him on facebook
xd

>>717652330
twitter is now private*

He's so scared lmao

>>717652330
Let's add his mommy. Anyone has her fb ?

Wow. I love this community. Teach me pls.

>>717652629
I think he's had enough LMAO

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POSTING IN EPIC BREAD

2975845612
John-Wesley-College
This is the school he goes
Maybe you can try to call and get infos on him?
I don't know.
xd

>>717652796
The magic of reverse engineering son.

>>717653030
shut up OP

>>717653030
It's never enough.
Fuck off ssant
Lmao lmao lmao
We didnt do anything yet

>>717650866
>kill yourself
>collect insurance money
Pick one you retarded underage faggot.

>>717653030
My man, you are doomed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

Someone screencap the end of this, i'm going to rub one out and then sleep, night /b/

i think this is dead, at least we tried
im saving all the links
good night

u guys r so mean

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/b/egging for Borderlands: Game of the Year Edition

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Starscream1994/

>GOTY Edition is 6 bucks on G2A
>I would do dirty things for it

>>717655414
read >>717646975

2 in the stink 1 in the pink with timestamp and I got u