My brother's wife cheated on him and now he wants to kill himself, what should I do to help him?
Buy him a gym membership and throw away his uberfaggoty Mario Brothers bullshit. Video games are for autists and children. Also, she looks like a complete cum guzzling whore who was probably using him from day one, but he was too beta to realize, or admit it to himself.
Take him to the bank first thing tomorrow morning and have him withdrawal all of his money. Put that money into one or more cashiers checks and have him put those cashiers checks into a safe deposit box. Next, rent a storage unit in your name and have him put any of his cumbersome valuables like furniture or whatever into storage. Then take him to see a really, really good lawyer. Last but not least, take him out to get a couple drinks.
He could go into that cuck thing. He might get boners from watching his wife fucking. But now, seriously, tell him NOT to masturbate thinking of her being creampied by other males more capable of making her orgasm continuously. He might be wondering if she got a high performance dick, and he might be right. Remember. No wanking in her honor.
>My brother's wife cheated on him
>he wants to kill himself
>what should I do
What the fuck is wrong with people? Other people do stuff that concerns only them
Where do you come into this equation? It doesn't concern you
A deer slug should do the job, but so would buckshot. I wouldn't rely on bird shot, its the one method that people might survive and be forced to live a very painful life.