Hello everyone. Happy new year to you all.
I have 70 personal questions I would like to ask you.
If you roll and post a pic, I’ll give you a question, based on your number. If you answer with another pic, you get another question.
I only have 70, so if you roll over 70, then please reroll, as there are only 70.
Please don’t roll unless you are prepared to answer honestly. Thank you.
>>717618311
Sure, why not.
>>717618461
61. A personal moment back in time you would like to go to.
Would anyone else like to roll?
>>717618534
February 12th, 2000- December 24th, 2008. The apex of my salad days.
For many reasons, the sentimental warmth and fuzz of nostalgia one of them. Also, I am assuming that if I can go back to a personal moment in time, that I am free to act within the boundaries of said moment in time alongside my own "future knowledge", and contemporary state of mind.
Give me one op
>>717619347
>For many reasons
at least tell us why
>>717619407
post a pic, and you get a question
I'm ready to give you my secrets op
>>717619708
08. Somebody from fiction that you wished existed.
>>717619759
I'll sound like a real fuckin nerd, but I think it'd be cool to have someone like frodo irl. It'd be nice to go on adventures or something
>>717619917
post another pic and you get another question
..and I wanna give you another question
>>717618311
Sure
>>717620569
69. The most expensive thing you have ever purchased, that you regret.
>>717620395
Ok op, what've you got for me?
>>717620687
you have overrolled, I'm afraid
pls reroll with pic
>>717620395
Damn, rerolling
Hit me.
>>717618311
Does this work with webms ?
Ok OP, I like this thread, ask me a question
>>717620395
Let's try again
>>717620786
Reroll
>>717620784
>>717620786
sorry, overrolled
pls reroll with pic
>>717620825
25. The earliest song that you can recall hearing as a tiny kid.
Hit me, OP
>>717620806
Forgot pic, hit me.
>>717620846
46. A large asteroid is gonna hit us with global catastrophic consequences. What is your first move?
>>717620859
59. The last item of clothing you bought.
>>717620949
49. A time when you fucked up.
>>717619612
Those 8 years are what made me who I am today, so I would particularly enjoy the ride, once more, with the future knowledge that the events that would transpire, would ultimately culminate the person I was after the moment had passed. Like rewatching several seasons of some sort of show. I particularly enjoyed the notion that I was a naive little shit for most of it, but had moments of clarity and genuine revelatory thoughts, and so the world was more enjoyable, and entertaining. Plus, I had little to no real responsibilities. To revisit that moment in time, would be to put on a VR headset and indulge yourself for hours on end.
And, there was a novelty to things during that period of time. Which is true of moments past for anyone, no shit. But, for starters. about two thirds of the "infrastructure" of today's normie internet did not exist. /b/ didn't even exist for a while. It was a completely different beast. With my future knowledge, it would be interesting to nuance or even deliberately make alternative choices within the margin of error that would still allow that hypothetical future self, to still exist. To not only consider how each and every action would change the various outcomes of various facets of reality, but to also observe it, to live it.
And given the obvious, I clearly have a bent when it comes to fluff, as well as temporal philosophy and science fiction narrative fuckery. I desperately would love to see just how much a single action could change the scope of things.
So, do we only get one question?
>>717620951
51. A song you would play air-guitar to.
>>717618311
let's do this
>>717621017
A hoodie for my girlfriend, good times
>>717621054
54. Something happening soon that you really want to avoid.
>>717618311
roll
>>717621046
One time I came in panties of a mom whose kids I was babysitting. I wasn't invited back...
>>717621230
30. A time when you reversed your opinion.
>>717620949
rolling again
>>717621286
too high, re rolling
>>717620929
Zombie by The Cranberries
Also I hate that song, fuck you OP for making me remember it, it does not bring back pleasant memories
>>717621085
I'm a musician and I love to air guitar/drum so that's a shit ton of songs for me. If I had to pick one it would probably be The Trooper by Iron Maiden. Blood and Thunder by Mastodon as a close second.
Rr
>>717621277
whilst I was on vacation for christmas my feelings on the writings of H.P. lovecraft
>>717620971
Say goodbye to the ones I love, but I wouldn't stay with family. I would either go into a rape spree or find a girl I love and spend remaining time with her.
>>717621335
its all part of the thread, dude
thank you for telling
the first album was cool tho
>>717621443
also for got image
We are number one roll
I'll take one
>>717621434
34. A probe is being launched into the cosmos. Tell us what stuff is on board.
>>717621534
34. A probe is being launched into the cosmos. Tell us what stuff is on board.
Ask away
>>717621556
56. The furthest journey you ever made.
Rerolling
>>717618311
>>717621564
64. Your favourite word.
>>717621633
33. What happens when you die?
>>717621346
Faggot, not choosing Fury of the storm
>>717621673
too high, re rolling again
>>717621681
Reroll for question 23
>>717621615
replicas of all of humanity's greatest works of art books on our history and movies about our planet
>>717621577
>pic related
>>717621778
reroll
>>717621765
65. A well known figure who died in 2016 that made you feel the most.
>>717618311
Happy new year anon
hit me with a question
Rollll
>>717618311
sure
>>717621834
shit
>>717621878
shit
>>717621846
46. A large asteroid is gonna hit us with global catastrophic consequences. What is your first move?
Roll for another one since the cosmos one is pretty fucking dumb
>>717621861
61. A personal moment back in time you would like to go to.
>>717621091
where is my question OP?
roll
>>717621838
Definitely was upset by Alan Rickman and Carrie Fisher.
>>717621861
oh, gotta reroll
>>717621982
reroll
>>717621983
OP here. Agreed.
>>717622005
05. A present you wanted but never received.. A christmas/birthday/whatever
>>717621753
While nobody truly knows the actual answer, I believe that your spirit leaves the body and is recycled into a new host. Endlessly living different lives until nirvana is reached.
>>717622037
37. Rate your body. Not aesthetically, but what it’s like to live in.
I want another one since the cosmos one was pretty bad. (Forgot an image last time)
>>717618311
Probably Rust
Didn't get it during a steam sale.
>>717621652
If by furthest you mean the most far place i visited then it will be Ecuador my homeland, if you mean time then i guess camping with friends for a whole night
>>717621974
Seeing my grandfathers for the last time. My father worked abroad and I had to go with him, and leave my grandfathers back home.
They both died within a span of 4 months of eachother- my father went back to his dad's funeral and my mother to her father's funeral. I was 11 at the time and my grandparents had filled my parents shoes as both worked full time.
>>717618311
roll
>>717622170
70. The earliest TV programme you remember seeing on the TV.
>>717622257
These yellow fuckers x)
>>717621758
Sorry, is that the Dragon force song with the stupid long guitar solos that's in E Major? Oh wait, that's all of their songs.
Dragonforce sucks dicks. Get better taste in music.
>>717622102
I remember really wanting to get a guitar when I was younger, never materialized (bought it on my own later though.)
>>717621930
It depends on the time period we have until impact. Let's say it was 24 hours. I would spend a few hours panicking, then I'd drive the 100km to the girl I love's house and tell her exactly how I feel. If she feels the same, I wouldn't want to have sex. I would just want to die in each other's arms.
If she doesn't feel the same, I would leave probably cry for a bit, then call a few hookers and bang then until I had 12 hours left. Then I would go home and play vidya until the impact
ROLLIN FOR PARKY
>>717622175
Forgot a picture last post
>>717619407
07. How many different objects have you inserted in to your anus while masteurbating?
>>717618311
>>717622224
OP here
sorry dude
>>717622409
09. An object in your possession that has personal significance. And the significance.
>>717622417
17. Someone in the media that you admire. And why.
rolling
>>717622497
it's OK. Whenever I go back home I always visit their graves. End up crying everytime, but yeah, other than that I'm generally good.
>>717621979
THE FUCK OP?
>>717618311
I LAFFED.
hey, this is jake, and this is my new youtube show called ummm, hmmm.. what should it be called? leae in comments below. this episode were gonna talk about some important events likeeeeeee *cricket cricket* OH! So as you all know, trump was elected the last president of the united states. i think its good. dont want any controversy in the comments so i wont go further but now we have riots and protests so we need to stop also in case you didnt know kanye and kim kardshian have a sex tape on pornhub! dont ask how i know my friend told me so if you guys want to check it out then go ahead
>>717622627
Doug Stanhope, for being Doug Stanhope. His humor is my humor, and he's spot on about the shit he says. Got into stand-up because of him.
rollins
>>717622438
38. What color is the head of your penis?
>>717622794
oh, rerolling
>>717621142
Changes in the environment, interfering with the breeding patterns of plankton, including seaweed, phytoplankton, and other sea plants of the group. Allegedly reported by NASA. Which, the changes in the environment would also affect the way their predators behave, which would then cause the population boom commonly observed within the plankton species to diminish if not cease to be, creating a radically different cycle of breeding patterns for plankton that would need to take place, which would not align with the patterns of consumption by their predators, leading to a lack of population booms and massive loss of numbers. Where, at least ~80% of the world's oxygen is produced by these sea plants, and the changes in sea level, sea temperature, ocean acidity, and other factors, will dick plankton in said ways above, almost certainly.
Which means, if everything continues to happen as it is suggested to happen, there will eventually be a "mass choking" of most life on Earth. It means that we could potentially be proving the food chain's importance, definitively, grimly so. I fear both death by this phenomenon, and life after this phenomenon. There would be so many implications and rationalizations that could happen afterwards. I shudder to think of the mass culling of populations, inevitably kept to a fixed number due to the then limited presence of oxygen. Where the remaining inhabitants, forced to adhere to the circumstances, might feel that mass culling the population to a smaller number would yield an even greater reward. A well-intentioned society, sacrificing the wrong elements. Or, if there are any great minds left after the fact, if at all, to keep us from becoming savages of time immemorial, once more.
Rollllll
>>717622887
FUCK ME
>>717622927
I fear the regression of everything that had been culminated in the few ~40 million years.
And, we, as humans, have nowhere else to go that would be even remotely safer than Earth. Not to my knowledge. I shudder to think or even consider, that this could be the beginning of the end for mankind. That the somewhat incomplete theory on the rise and fall of civilizations, could be right in front of us, and completed when the "mass choking" occurs.
But I like to think of it as a a really outlandish, fringe conspiracy. For peace of mind.
>>717622409
> what song would you like to air-guitar
> talks about actual chords
Do you have some kind of mental disability ?
>>717622154
I'm maybe a stone or 2 overweight, but I'm quite tall, above average. I'm very broad, like if I got muscular I'd be very fucking big. Long hair, big beard, hair all over and lots of it, nice and warm. Got a bad tooth though, which can occasionally cause me a lot of pain. Good lung capacity. 7.2/10.
>>717622811
11. Would you find pleasure in smacking a negro child for no reason?
Reroll with a pic
GIVE ME ONE
>>717618311
Roll.
Nice thread btw
>>717622467
67. An irrational fear that no-one else seems to have.
>>717622631
31. If the world is going to end in one week, what would be your course of action?
>>717622977
reroll
>>717622977
Not aestetically
holl
Reroll again
>>717623209
09. If you could eliminate one race of humans, white people excluded, who would you choose?
>>717622933
33. What happens when you die?
>>717622944
44. Tell us where the biggest collection of stupid is.
>>717618311
>>717623149
49. A time when you fucked up.
>>717623484
You're dead. There's no afterlife, your consciousness ceases to exist
>>717618311
Roll
>>717623452
52. What is your favorite Chinese name and why?
Rolling for more truth serum.
>>717623219
19. The best thing another person has done for you.
>>717623687
Let's try another vein.
>>717623070
No.
>>717623348
48. A fictional role you would like to play.
>>717623394
They were the realities of my body. Even though being fat is aesthetic and so i being hairy and shit, they have consequences on my life. So if you wanted a conclusion, it's enjoyable, i like it. Wish i was healthier though.
hit me with ur best shot
>>717623434
34. A probe is being launched into the cosmos. Tell us what stuff is on board.
>>717623687
87. What is your favorite racial slur?
>>717623236
Breaking my neck or back while I'm sleeping, like I'll turn over while asleep as you do and over twisting or something and snapping my neck. Its not crippling fear, but it is there when I get into weird sleeping positions. Nobody else seems to have it
>>717623627
27. Something you see in the world that fucks you up.
>>717623773
100% Darth Revan from Knights of the Old Republic.
Rolling
>>717623465
> white people excluded
What the fuck ?
There is no race of humans we are all part of one only race that is Homo Sapiens Sapiens, ever opened a biology book ??
But if you mean etnicity like culture religion that kind of stuff I'd ho for muslisms/arabs theyre the most annoying ones even worse than jews
>>717623628
Probably most recently heading to my parents for Christmas. I delayed by a day to give a buddy a lift the next day instead of the planned day. I thought nothing of it, but my mother had been planning to take my kid around that day, my stepdad had wanted to go for drinks with me that night. I just didn't consider it and I felt like an asshole for spoiling their plans.
>>717623662
62. A piece of advice you would give to your younger self.
>>717623825
Would you rather receive $5 or lick the bottom of a homeless person's foot?
>>717623878
This must be a trick question. The OP said 70 questions, not 87. Nice try, 78.
>>717623651
What happened before you were alive tho ?
>>71762396
Homo Sapiens are a species not a race
>>717623825
25. The earliest song that you can recall hearing as a tiny kid.
>>717623670
Xiaoyu
As a kid the way it was spelled was interesting to me playing Tekken games, and I still think it looks and sounds neat.
>>717624018
Would I even listen to my older self?
>>717623947
47. Coke or Pepsi?
>>717618311
This is a good thread Parky. You should do it again some time.
>>717624131
Harvey Danger- Flag Sitta
Cool bread op
>>717623879
OP here. I kinda have that.
Neck is normally ok but sometimes cracks ant night i shit myself if i somehow break my neck in my sleep
Feelin like feeling op, fuck me up
>>717623529
the hallowed halls of neoclassical economics
>>717624401
01. An opportunity that slipped through your fingers, and you hate yourself for losing it.
>>717624314
Neither. Dr. Pepper only.
>>717624450
50. Something you wish you had studied, instead of what you did/are doing.
>>717624477
rerolling
reroll
>>717624547
47. What will our society look like in 100 years?
>>717624450
50. Do you masturbate while taking a shit?
>>717624660
60. Something you disposed of, and now wish you had kept it.
>>717624546
I wish I didn't go into medicine like my Asian parents made me, life now sux
>>717624584
84. go fuck yourself hillary lover
>>717618311
okally goksll
hit me op
rolling
>>717624722
Time.
>>717624868
68. Something you don’t agree with, that you have had to accept.
>>717624631
the movie i.robot but without will smith
>>717624878
78. No question, go eat a dick
>>717624484
Yeesh.
I'm kind of an introvert and I often avoid hanging out with my friends because I feel like they all hate me. Whenever I say no, I always regret it later. Then after a while they stop inviting me, until I invite myself again, everyone is happy again for a bit, and then something happens and I feel like they hate me again. I guess this is an ongoing thing. I can't really think of anything else that feels as shitty though.
>>717624914
14. The public transport in your area, assuming you use it. Ideally, sum it up in one word.
>>717624944
OP here
good answer.
rerope
>>717624978
Woah are you me ?
>>717624966
66. A piece of art you admire.
>>717624878
reroll
>>717625117
I'm probably a horrible person for this but it makes me sort of feel better, knowing that I'm not the only one that does this shit.
roll again
>>717623917
I can't wrap my mind around all the WAR and hunger and why so many people won't join the human race.
>>717623707
A cheap MP3-Player my aunt gifted me when I was in 7th grade. I barely listened to music till this point, but then my obsession began: I started with the cheap chart shit but later on I found dubstep (the real one) and became completely addicted. I was also allowed to use my dad's pc so i could browse more music, bought ne beats by dr dre and started to listen to skrillex and shit (I cant stop by flux pavilion was insane).
Later (11th grade till now (13th grade)) my music taste became more morbid: I listen to witchhouse, juke, classic, breakcore, cloudrap, whitenoise, trash (search for "sadwrist") and many other shit. I threw my beats away and bought me aufio technicas (no bass boosting shit. Only the pure sound as it was made) I think that i downloaded like 5000 songs so far and there are like 800 i do still well remember. Unfortunately, I stopped going outside in my childhood/youth because I wanted to be alone with my music. I started to think about life - what helped me helping other people - but i became fucking Kafka.
Last time i was outside for a week was like 5 years ago. I barely meet frends and if this continues ill become a wizzard.
Nethertheless i wont change anything and i would probably kys myself if i would become deaf. Music was and is still the only thing that never hurted or left me. Music is my frend.
>>717625258
58. A word your best friend would use if they were asked to describe you in one word.
>>717625076
I try, sometimes. Rolling.
>>717625496
Re-rolling.
rerererererolling
>>717625564
64. Your favourite word.
>>717625010
Columbus Ohio has decent bus COTA transportation. We really need a subway or train. None of that here. Columbus also just got a 20 million dollar grant from the DoT for self driving vehicles and green cars and shit.
>>717624081
Nothing. Consciousness is just a result of your brain. There's no soul so there is no existence before or after life
>>717625623
>>favourite
Found the eurofag
>>717625871
OP here
Yes, I'm a UK fag
gimme another roll, otherplacefag
>>717625178
this, and I count is as a reroll
The fact that while you can see how human in resemblance everything is it still maintains an inhuman quality to it, which I think is an interesting way to try and show how you deal with pain of that magnitude- it's absurd because you can't depict that accurately, as war has become an inhuman monster in your mind.
>inb4 twat
>>717626032
Roll
>>717625623
Fuck
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>717626092
oh, forgot to upload the picture
>>717626110
10. Something you did in the past that you feel had/has long-term affects on your future.
>>717625390
loner
>>717626140
Guernica. Nice
>>717626126
26. Something you stand by, that no-one else around you agrees with.
>>717618311
>>717626140
40. You are in a coma. What do you think would be the best thing that someone could do to wake you?
>>717626309
09. An object in your possession that has personal significance. And the significance.
>>717626201
Sacrificing my youth to caffeine, cigs, DotA and especially Music while having type 1 diabetes