I'm waiting for my brother to get out of PT, so while I

>>717605978
how about i bring a shovel and you bring the booty

Tell her you're waiting for your brother to get out of PT so you can give him so PT of your own.

Can we get naked together and pretend that we're ships at war spitting at each other

>>717606211
Goooood damnit

>>717605978
I believe my above post is a dub sir

>>717606211
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRR

GET FUCKED LEL

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>>717606277
>>717606415
>>717606332
Indeed. Here you go bois

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>>717606495
All she said so far

>>717606699
"Idk I feel like the both of us have been feeling really closed lately, what I meant is that I really like you..."

>>717606495
I feel bad. Must fix.

>>717606893
"autocorrect, amirite?"

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>>717606893

I want to paint you black and pretend you are a cannon. I want to ram my balls deeb inside you until you explode.

I'm a sad fuck who tries to get anonymus fatasses to tell me what to say to you, instead of having the balls to admit that I'd like to plow that ass like a bus plows a pre-schooler

OP isn't autistic AND delivers. gj

>>717606983
I like you, okay
I just happen to be an idiot

>>717607100
Aye Winrar.

>>717607100
A DOUBLE FUCKING WIN. You're welcome for the fix. I'm gonna go buy a lotto.

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>>717607100
Welp, now I gotta send that

>>717607100
Bois

>>717607170
Cheers mate

>>717606699
hey man, try clover or something for browsing 4chan

>>717607204
Question is, do i keep trying my luck?

I will rape you :D

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>>717607229
>>717607170

>>717607383
roll

>>717607351
Clover? What that is?>>717607383

>>717607469
guess it, a 4chan browser app for android

>>717607383
reroll

>>717607401
>OP is an hero
>an hero.
>remember ?

>>717607524
Oh sweet, okay. I'll have to do that

syke! lol i was just kidding haha :) i dont like you haha it was my friend on my phone omg that would be so gross!! hahaha xDD
unless you like me too maybe? xDD

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>>717606211
KEKENDO

C'mon, you'll love my cannon spitting

>>717607071
Rerolling

>>717607688
Saved.

"Plz play pirate with me. My shovel is long hot n ready to dig into thee booty"

Her response?!?

Send her a dick pic

I like you really much. But I have a confession to make. I only like you as a friend..
I will tell you straight away... I am gay

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>>717607837
I thought this was gonna go to shit

Come over and eat what my mom made.

When she asks what she made reply me

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>>717605978
>same pic for you and your "crush"
nice b8 m8

>>717607837
Up

I'm sorry I'm just socially inept... I do really like you though...

>>717607977
Oh shit bois!

>>717607977
>winrar
gonna blow it though

>>717607837
I think it's two fags talking to each other

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>>717607977

>>717607977
FUCK. there it goes. It goes downhill from here boi, hang on tight

>>717607993
Nope. This sir is correct. Either she is in on it and they have the same profile picture (which means sister or dating)
or....
Anon is a total fuck.

>>717607993
well noted anon, OP is a faggot, a very sad one that is

"Can you rub potato peels between my ass cheeks"

>>717608233
It's on Facebook. I blocked out her profile picture and name. I don't have my profile pic on there.

>>717607993
How the fuck did u came to that conclusion faggot?

You should ask her what Brian Boitano would do

>>717608344
Accurate. Same pic because she read his response. Not his pic.

>>717608344
Can dubs lie ?

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>>717608344

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>>717608384

>>717607993
you are a retard and dont know how facebook messenger works. photo in bottom right is the girls, means she has seen the message

>>717608540
>using facebook

>>717608540
This.

>>717608489
cringe

>>717608540
can confirm

i want to know what she wrote next

>>717608540
This

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>>717608489
kek

>>717608514
the pic on the left is her.
the pic on the right shows that she has read it.

youre such a retarded fuck.

>>717608514
That means that she SAW his message you retard

Shit fake /b/roskis, abort

>>717608489
uhh boiiii

OP here. Brother just got done, and I'm going to be driving, but as soon as I can, I'll update you guys. Try to keep it alive. Bbs

>>717608384
(Assuming this is OP)
You didn't completely scribble out the pictures. It's not that hard to see that they're the same.

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>>717608514
HOLY SHIT! you can see the fucking mii's top kek

>>717605978
>That means we're friend

RIP. You in the zone.

My brother has been sending everyone weird messages and then deleting them. Has he sent anything to you if so what did he say?

>>717608754

It's not hard to see that you are retarded

>>717608754
It's just the picture of the girl, have you used facebook before???

Time to get shit back on track
Say : "Guess I'm just shit at joking. But do you still want to go out sometime?"

>>717608430

reroll

>>717608489
Dude what's next

My dubs say you must ask her if she wants to fuck your dad

Rolling for: I know you want a piece of this dick

>>717608430

Go brian boitano

>>717608991
re-roll

>>717608489
Kuringu-festo senpai

"I don't know what to say"
Time to give up and let your social life be killed by dubs.

>>717609209
Reroll

Say I think we should fuck some day

If you're coming, can you wear a dress I have? It used to be my grandmas.

>>717608514
Lol

>>717609435
Rawl

You know what I hate?

Niggers. Fucking Niggers.

>>717609435
Rolling

Say: I'm tired of fucking waifu, I want real pussy

Ask what Brian Boitano would to pl0x

>>717609606
Lol this^^

>>717609529
Me too man, me too.

If we dont get nudes, this was all for naught

Ask her if her pussy can take the Hugh Mungus

>>717609722
OH SHIT DOUBLE WINRAR

>>717609722
change "we" for "I", and you have your next message, OP.

So I'm this black guy jeromes bottom bitch, would you like to come over and watch him fuck my boypussy

>>717609722
Here's your dubs

>>717609722
YOU FAGGOT WASTED DUBS

>>717609722
Wasted the dubs

>>717608489
Ha ha ha !!! That's the best!! Lmao!!

My dad and I want to take turns fucking you.

Do you mind if I eat naked? I prefer to feel the creamed corn just slide right down my chest to my sack

>>717605978
OP is kill

op you autismod the last message up. redeem yourself

Ask if she has tried wasabi in the ass?

>>717609790
agreed. Comment poster here. 3rd win tonight. Definitely getting a lotto.

Reroll for wasabi anus

>>717610104
roololll

>>717608748
>>717608748
>>717608748
>>717608748
Read fooken ops massage
>>717608748
>>717608748
>>717608748
>>717608748

>>717610201
REALLY 01 NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>OP ditches us at the good part

every time

gaaay

bumperino

>>717610008

Ask her to fuck her while your brother is filming

Do you think the Holocaust was justified?

>>717610492
Roll

Tell her that you adore spongebob for having so many holes to fill

>>717610522
ohh snap

>>717605978
>Do you think the Holocaust was justified?
Lame but winrar

>>717608623
>not being a virgin who spends his time masturbating to his waifu

KYS

>>717610563

>>717610522
Damn nigguh

Im on /b/ shitposting kys

>>717610563
rereroll

where is op

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Posting to keep thread alive

>>717611100
Well shit. I didn't mean for that to happen. Just say the first thing that comes to your mind, OP

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Bump
>random picture

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here, have a free nude all

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>>717611100

>>717611476
Because the hot Jew girl is crying obviously

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Hurry the fuck up op

C'mon op

OPIE

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>>717611476

xeper-i-set

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OP where u at

OP obviously abandoned because it was going well. He didn't want to fuck it up more now did he?

Come back op

just keep it bumped and hope

>>717612020
LIES, OP WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
THE ONE TO BRING /b/ALANCE TO THE CHAN4

OP here. Sorry to disappoint, but she apparently blocked me. I texted her after she never responded to me on Facebook, and she told me to leave her alone. What do

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Don't leave us op

OP here, I left his thread for a reason. Fuck you

>>717612181
Prove you are OP

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>>717612181
God dammit, we fucked up.

No pics, no truth

>>717612181
Say it was your autistic friend.

>>717612391
This

>>717612430
true

>>717612279
How?

>>717612503
pics of the conversation with "that means we're friends"
>inb4 retarded

>>717612503
Pictures proving that u got blocked

>>717612181
Prove it, Show us a picture of the block

pics or it didn't happen

>>717612181
depends

do you still want to be friends with her?
tell her youre sorry / drunk / just joking

do you want her to either be your gf or to gtfo?
tell her you actually have feelings for her and that you wanted to tell her in a funny way, which didnt really work

if she blocked you everywhere, try talking to her irl or buy a 2nd sim card and use that to text her

good luck op

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OP imposter won't deliver.
>congrats faggot

>>717608748
We'll be waiting for you. Best of luck

no op :(

Rip

inb4 404?

Seems like thread could be really dead. No confirmation from OP on blocking yet though

Ririrp

>>717613478
Everything dies. Including this thread.

>>717613784
Just like your mom and dad's hopes that someone in the family would graduate high school

Goddamit

FUCK LIFE

Will op return? Will imposter op finally confess? Find out next week on /b/!

>>717614600
/B/RUTAL MANIACS

>>717614600
Haha

Bumo

>>717614600
nah

shit went down, rip.. atleast OP stayed with us for a while and gave us hope that we had a friend..

i guess OP got laid

No death

>>717615788
dont let this die

I>>717615974
It's ded m8