Celeb Thread V
>>717604489
that forehead though
That smile...
>>717604809
>>717604489
I went out with a girl that looked like a fat version of this chick
>>717604489
Besides the pale tots, I do not see the attraction
>>717604489
>>717605205
>>717605123
liar
>>717604702
>>717605365
how am I lying?
>>717604809
>>717603316 #
Oh cool. I wrote alot so im not sure which ones you were talking about. Glad you enjoyed them. Got any requests?
>>717604489
>>717605365
HBC is fit as fuck. God pics thanks /b/ros
>>717604489
If only her tits were smaller... :-(
>>717605205
i fucking love her feet
>>717605679
Me too anon. She shows them off all the time.
>>717604966
>>717605469
Hmm. No not really.
Maybe some short ones again?
>>717604938
>>717605627
>>717605632
never repeat that ever again
FUCK THIS STUPID 2mb limit
>>717605929
Moar pls!
>>717606057
Looks like a fucking mutated clone of Trump
>>717606164
>>717606244
Fuckin KEK
>>717604489
>>717605365
Havent fapped to her since she was marla singer. Shes looking good, fuck
>>717606342
you better not be shit talking chloe
>ywn have the privilege of marrying such a beauty
>>71760624
Here's 40kb of beauty.
>>717605880
How is that even possible
>>717605880
I'm not sure that this pic is real.
>>717606496
>>717605850
Short ones like how do you mean?
>>717605500
1 2, I'm old.
>>717606296
Fuckk thats good
>>717606601
>>717606627
Have you ever seen Russel brands penis? She has to compensate.
>>717606644
>>717606496
>>717606600
Qt*
>>717606654
Short stories...
>>717606802
>>717606827
she was deprived for years
>>717605880
Can't ... stop ... staring
I'm no homo but man that dick to body ratio. Would suck.
>>717606831
>>717606244
wait is this real?
holy shit
>>717606228
A mutated clone that I'd fuck....
>>717606832
No i meant like a 2-3 sentences, or a paragraph short. Any genre idea?
>>717606832
>>717606971
it's not real your damn fools
>>717607066
>The reason I have this body is because I work out seven times a week. Yes, I eat really clean – even though I don’t always want to, and I definitely cheat. But you’re not just born with this. Sometimes you have to fight for and work for things, and be happy with who you are at the same time. And that’s a really hard balance but I want to show it to young women.
gotta take care of your body bro
>>717606924
Never thought id ever say "damn i wanna be in that fish's place". Moar please, glad she still hot. Fucking milf despite that ugly tattoo
>>717605880
He's not even hard yet, just imagine..
>>717606601
>>717606627
It's photoshop
>>717607376
>>717607335
>taking cheap shots at the loli queen, desperately trying to get a screenshot on /r/4chan
Are you happy with your life?
>>717606603
damn.
>>717606038
dude looks like a lady
>>717607775
>>717606924
>>717606296
did chicken of the sea hire her for spokesman?
>>717607610
This. I can tell by the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
>>717607916
k
>>717607947
it was for some sort of charity thing
>>717607610
How does it feel to take 2/10 bait?
>>717607119
Oh.
Hm.
No idea.
>>717607126
>>717608637
She must be a mean fuck. No wonder she had an open marriage with tim burton
>>717607820
dont cling to the past man she moved on so should you
>>717604809
That pedophile retard
>>717605500
Zone helios, booooooorrrrinnngggg
>>717605880
>>717609254
Who that?
>>717609491
Whoa it looks even bigger there
>>717609346
there's literally nothing wrong with having fantasies about a 16-year-old actress being your daughter so you can sleep with her and rub her and her friends' feet
>>717608920
Youre killing me, smalls lol. Theres superhero/fun, violent, fantasy, or realistic
>>717609521
Olivia Luccardi
>>717609615
my bad, now that you put it that way. lol
>>717609615
Uh... This is bait, right? Even if there is no sex involved, what. the. fuck.
>>717609521
>>717609664
Fantasy.
>>717609945
Scared of social interaction on the internet?
>>717610019
sick fuck.
>>717610019
Oh shit, like princess mackenzie?
>>717610390
The stories some anon told...
Dunno if it was you.
>>717609533
>>717610482
could you just fuck off
>>717610482
wasn't me, i just got here.
>thighs
>>717607820
love that nose :3
>>717609491
Ha ha ok, clearly not his real penis in this one
But where the fuck did he get a full size lifelike penis suit and why would be choose to wear it on the water on a hot day?
>>717610817
>>717610618
Ah ok.
>>717610331
Y..y..yes..
>>717611239
Yummy feet
>>717611230
GTFO pedophile
>>717609256
>>717604489
don't know why, but i just find HBC hot as fuck all. i guess it's the fight club thing, and then the crazy ass harry pooter character she played. i know not to stick my dick in crazy, but why do i find it so fucking attractive? one of life's great mysteries.
>>717611148
That long tongue needs to go in my ass :3
also would tongue her little nostrils
>>717611230
mhmm, im thinking about those..
>>717611535
Not in the mood for that.
>>717609320
Look, we know you are new here and just trying to fit in, but speaking ill of Clawie is not the way to go about it. Maybe some day you will understand, but until then, shut your whore mouth.
>>717609256
All the dudes look super British.
>>717611733
oh i totally am, totally.
those that i like on the favorite one.
>>717610019
Sweater is same color as her eyes.
>>717611733
Are you autistic and deaf? Stop being a retard.
>>717611437
Forbidden fruit + allure of a relationship that will not last
>>717611733
Someone ban this idiot.
>>717611363
Mackenzie is 16, so, legal in most of the world. If anything, she is jailbait, not pedo.
>>717611824
Hm.
>>717611849
Almost.
>>717611987
What rule is he breaking?
>>717612077
spamming a disgusting child.
>>717612077
spamming
>>717612074
yeah i know, that's what im thinking about..
>>717612211
this
>>717612119
is spam. not a celeb in a celeb thread.
>>717609833
>>717610019
Every year there is a grest archery content held in warlands. For the 5th consectuive year Sir Douchebag seems to have it in the bag until a hooded fellow sizes him up, bullseying the target beside him. Angrily he proclaims that the stranger hit the same bullseye on the same target after him. He chuckles as he hits the middle, confident nothing can be done. The stranger steps beside him, pulls back her arrow, tskes aim and releases it. Sir DB gags on his own spit and turns red. The stranger pulls away at the hood rvealing long hair and green eyes. Some man in the crowd with food in his mouth yells, "she shot his arrow in twain!"
>>717612211
>>717612155
no he's not, each post is unique.
>>717612438
if she had darkish red hair and darker skin she could be a double for my ex wife. yeah, there was a nigger in the woodpile somewhere. but damn. i wish we had got along better, she was hot as fuck
>>717610482
>>717611535
I read them back then too. Real lewd, did he ever finish his story? He included alot of girls but i never saw the endgame
>>717612438
>>717612077
being autistic
>>717612505
How in the ever loving fuck does that make it "not spam"?
>>717612720
>>717612679
no idea what you're talking about lol
>>717612466
Ah. Perfect to read.
>>717612679
No I don't think so.
They were perfect.
>>717612756
That's the definition that the moderators use to define spam, they also have a post interval log to see if it's sporadic or scripted posting. Report as much as you like, he does not meet the criteria for a ban.
>>717612845
>>717612731
>90% of /b/ gets banned
>>717613098
>>717612903
I wonder if she's ever had her teeth licked?
>>717613097
what about posting underaged pics? child model etc..should be good enough reason. inb4 she's 16, half the pics that retard posts she is under 16.
>>717613097
That just means he found a loophole in this websites automatic spam detection - I've still seen his posts got removed.
>>717613060
>>717613060
something about her, she's one of the prettiest woman i've ever seen
>>717613054
Pretty up there. Last one I read was about Joey Hunter being a succubus or something and raping him while he's under the influence in a cave
>>717613424
She isn't a child model.
>>717613429
>lies
Never got banned and neither did my posts get deleted.
>>717613381
Np..
>>717613424
You can post infants if they are clothed and not sexualized.
>>717613429
It's not spam just because you don't like her. Just post celebs you like and hide his posts if it bothers you so much.
>>717613477
>>717613060
MOAR shakira!
>>717613663
Ah nice.
Last one I read was when Elle was about to fight in the woods after we had a bit of fun.
>>717613424
>>717613429
https://www.4chan.org/rules#b
https://www.4chan.org/rules#b
https://www.4chan.org/rules#b
>>717613683
i'm gonna cover them
>>717612903
Yeah? Good?
Sir DB grows red at the implication. "Hogwash! You are are nothing but a girl with some bewitchment! Let us see your skills with a blade." He takes off a leather glove and smacks her with it, csusing the crowd to gasp. "I challenge you to a duel." He grins and turns to face the crowd, basking in his boldness, but failing to see the girl remove a gauntlet from the bag flung around the back. As he lools back at her, she smacks him with it, bruising his cheek and causing him to nearly fall over. "I accept your challenge," she says. Sir DB scoffs and rubs his wound.
>>717613477
>>717613060
>>717614267
>>717604489
guys look at this celeb
Kenzie spammer can you put something in all of your filenames so I can filter you?
>>717614359
His Elle stories were goat. I remember that one, it was before Dove Cameron's if memory serves.
>>717614364
Let's just hope they don't know about the difference in cooldown times
>>717614821
just get out of the thread, that's your filter, plus it's not spam.
>>717614712
>>717614875
shhh
>>717613651
Good things come in small packages.
>>717612074
sweaty kenzie is too much for my dick
>>717615032
definitely in contention for hottest jewess
>>717606244
was waiting for a new one
>>717615053
Of what ethnicity is she?
>>717615595
would love to lick her face
>>717611738
thanks for the cringe thread material.
>>717606832
A ten out of ten in my eyes.
>>717609491
Is that real ?
>>717615595
Glad G didn't put on the pounds.
>>717614510
Noooo.
>>717614513
Perfect!
>>717614821
Hmm. Yeah maybe. Will be something like Kenzie_006 or so.
>>717614845
Yes right.
>>717615058
Anon...
>>717614845
what are you talking about?
>>717615982
yesss please? can i in the favorite one?
>>717615682
Anytime, you fat fucking cock addict.
How can anyone like this fat slob?
>>717616233
mmmm those nostrils :3
>>717604809
I wish she was never posted again.
>>717616455
ur outnumbered
>>717614821
>>717615982
See you guys can get along.
>>717616004
There was an anon who wrote lewd stories about various chicks in a fantasy with swords world
>>717615982
i cant help it just imagine touching her soft sweaty skin
>G
>Mackenzie
>Chloe
>Elle
all we need now is that hairy little monkey Rowan to get posted for this thread to really go full shit tier
>>717616617
>>717616580
would lick and taste her salty skin down to her sweaty ass
>>717616682
thank you for completing the cycle
>>717616682
>>717616617
Oooooo get him!
>>717616617
post someone else
>>717616617
you bitch like a tumblr so you would fit right in...I guess it's too hard to post who you like instead of crying
>>717615982
His mackenzie ones were...wow.
>>717604489
>>717616913
Selena is good choice as well.
>>717615671
Half Columbian, half Lebanese.
>>717611849
it looks like somebody shooped her face 2 inches lower on her head
You have to be this good looking to hang out with your waifu.
>>717614712
She is perfection.
>>717615832
Understandable.
>>717616094
Huh?
>>717616455
Wish harder.
>>717616559
If he tries to. I have nothing against you if you don't like Kenzie.
>>717616580
....
>>717616924
Saved them all...
>>717607335
damn she has more biceps than me
>>717617162
thats ok, i'll stand behind her and look down her shirt staring at that nipple
>>717617021
horny selena or innocent?
>>717617032
Quite a spread.
>>717613303
>>717617230
nothing, anon, nothing. it must be getting too late for you..
>>717617294
Opinion on that photo or general preference?
>>717617381
was expecting that to lead into a 'and this it jackass'
peel it off
>>717617307
I guess you could say that she got the best of both....
>>717616691
lick and smell her feet
>>717617509
"I'm Emma Watson and this is ping-pong ball trick."
>>717617294
I will trust your judgement, anon.
>>717617641
mmmmmm those glorious white damp feet
>>717617485
yes
>>717617691
Can we add a flaming hoop?
>>717617630
Yeah. Interesting genetic combo. This one is Irish-Iranian.
>>717617691
"I'm Emma Watson and this is the mudpit wresteling challenge"
>>717606244
yikes.. calling all diet plans ..we got another one that looks like a flabby fire hydrant
>>717617585
...
>>717615982
The duel was held soon after, in a ring surrounded by a silver fence. Sir DB, in full impressive armor, spoke to his advisor, mocking his opponent openly. The girl was quiet, doing simple stretches after removing her cloak and displaying tight and thin silver breastplate. "Besting this girl is a waste of my time. One swing and it be over. Such a shame to allow such a body to go to waste. I'll try to end fast and with little blood as possible so it wont be a hassle when i deal with it later." He picks up his sword and rejects a shield. The girl does the same, removing a golden blade from a wornout covering. Sir BD wastes little time. He moves on her immediately. "Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!" He steps back, staring at the girl untouched. Suddenly his pants fall, having been unknowingly cut by the girl, displaying his white thong which makes the crowd roar with laughter
>>717617888
Innocent in that photo horny general preference
>>717617585
aww lil'tay
>>717618061
mmmmm, would be so damp and lickable
>>717604489
love her
>>717606654
I LOVE her pale legs!
>>717617230
Seriously? Even the Elle ones?
>>717617453
1:30
>>717617641
Lewd...
>>717618108
Hilarious.
>>717607431
That is fake. Someone changed his cock. In original it is just average cock.
>>717618205
>>717618326
I think so. Yeh.
>>717605030
I went out with a girl that looked like a fat version of herself.
>>717618392
think she'd let us lick her cheeks, chin, then nose?
>>717617967
Mmmmm. Nice. Who is it?
>>717618462
mm baby doll. dam she's hot
>>717604489
>>717617641
>>717618413
they look so soft a footjob would be heaven
>>717618539
Catherine Bell
>>717618500
Catherine Bell
>>717618494
No chance. It would be great to kiss her neck.
>>717605880
is this real? wow Orlando
>>717618462
Hello you slut.
>>717604489
She reminds me of a chick I gangbanged. Or vice versa
>>717618625
sliding your tongue between her toes mhhhm
>>717618704
Beauty. Got more?
>>717618619
Selena is so beautiful
>>717618979
she is smiling she knows
>>717618786
the greatest cock tease
>>717618981
>>717618625
anon...
they need to be in your lap while she watches tv
>>717619153
Was talking about you.
>>717618744
hm, i think we can convince her that she'd like it
>>717619080
She knows nothing...
>>717618704
>>717618413
Yeah? Not sure if they were funny or not, am certainly trying lol. Worth saving?
>>717619297
iconic image
>>717619368
mhhm want to have her sneakers right now
>>717606244
>>717607066
>>717607335
Not even real but I wish she had muscles..
>>717619549
those feet *dies*
>>717619544
>>717618972
Trying to save the last image slots
>>717619621
current
>>717619603
i would sooo lick the the inside of them
>then stick my cock inside them
>>717619544
>>717619297
who shot that?
>>717619306
Wat
>>717618625
I bet she swims fast
>>717619676
She has a soft core sex scene somewhere.
>>717619838
She's Mexican, of course she does.
>>717619549
Yes saved em.
Go after image limit tho.
Thanks.
And oh my. Where did you find that?
>>717619603
Too....
>>717619654
I got a heart attack.
>>717620123
uncle is the physical manifestation of /b/
>>717620123
Any pics of Selena in that
>>717620204
He is no neckbeard with a tiny dick.
So no, he isn't.
>>717619569
Yup. I have that issue of GQ at home somewhere.
>>717619913
Terry? fuckin hell
>>717620154
same, all the blood suddenly went to my penis
>>717619758
I'm not sure, but I think it might have been Terry Richardson. He's done a few shoots for GQ as well as other mags over the years....
I'm gonna have to look that up now...
>>717620300
Speak for yourself. My dick is quite fierce.
>>717620300
Is he a girl who's mad neckbeards with tiny dicks pay more attention to this site than to her?
i need those little thighs
Just busted the best nut ever.
>>717620543
>instantly goes defensive
2 incher?
>>717620419
True true..
>>717620543
>>717620300
His dick is fucking little, gents.
Sorry to break it to you.
All of his tattoos are autistic.
He shoots the models with daddy issues when he fucks them.
Anyone can fuck them and take pictures.
He probably needs to get blow to help things along.
He's a living cartoon.
>>717620652
>instantly
How does one slowly become defensive about their junk?
>>717620154
Should i make a new thread? Np. Find what?
In the next thread we will not allow any petty squabbles or shitfits.
>>717620723
let's fuck them
>>717620870
That pic.
Well I go to sleep.
>>717620793
It's more the facial hair thing
>>717620926
>no squabbles
>no shitfits
You know where you are, right?
>>717620870
no, tomorrow maybe
>>717620968
I'm Native American, I can't grow facial
Hair, and my dick is bigger than your house, so the jokes on you.
>>717620975
I have high hopes.