Give me ways so i can end my fucking life

>>717582171
Op, why you want to end ur life? also timecheck

>Knoife
> bigger knoife
>gun

>>717582218
Cause destoryed my familiy, found out girlfriend cheated, dropped out of school and no social life anymore

>>717582171
cut down the length of your arm, not across

die by burning. or stick dick on a toaster

>>717582171

Cut here lol. Who are you Trevor Philips?

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>>717582171
Pussy an eleven year old girl doesn't even want as much attention as you. Slit your fucking wrists and be done with it cunt.

If you wanna die so bad why don't you make yourself useful and join the military or shoot up a school. Fuckin pussy

>>717582330
Story time OP, it's not like you have anything better to do

>>717582366
More like Jared Leto

with the rope fam, even a 12yo girl can

I stared like two months ago i found out my girl cheated with another dude so i feel into depression wich then made my dad mad and he then left my mom becaouse he couldn't take me so he moved. So i decided to drop out of school cause i couldn't take it so i have decided to kill myself only thing left

>>717582171
Go to Iraq and wear a rainbow shirt that says homo in arabic.

>>717582171
Remember kids, it's across the street for attention, but down the road for results.

>>717582626
Do something productive like join the Military, you'll likely die and you'll contribute to something.
Just don't actively seek out death, you'll put your squadmates in danger. Just let it come to you.

>>717582171
old age
always an option

>>717582657
This faggot will probably scream by the first slash he can make let alone to cut all the way through.

>>717582626
We all fuck up mate. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and clean up your mess by firstly getting over it. Grow up and take responsibility for your own self.

>>717582171
Get married

>>717582171
>>717582330

Well, for starters, you won't like this at all, but PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! Your girlfriend didn't think twice about hurting you, she isn't worth it. And depression over that? really? I have had three boys I loved kill themselves in ONE YEAR. Some people have real problems. Your dad is shit who was probably looking for an excuse to leave your mother. Dropping out of school, well, most geniuses and business people dropped out of school. See a damn therapist instead of killing yourself, which will only cause pain, suffering, and agony to those who do love you.

>>717582171

Cut vertically, not horizontally

>>717582171
1. rotate the line 90 degrees cw or ccw, doesnt matter
2. place the knife at the side of the line that's by your hand
3. press deeply down on the knife, until you draw a significant amount of blood
4. slide the knife up along the line until you reach your bicep
5. ???
6. profit

Fucking do it faggot

>>717582355
>or stick dick on a toaster
My friend's got a real hot cousin that did that... he was gay too... and he wanted to hook up... Well, that ain't happening now...

>>717582171
first advice, don't cut this way, you have to cut lengthwise

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>>717582171
>sell everything
>pay a whore
>nice one
>buy some Viagra
>fuck her until you die.

One guy died similar way when he bet 2 girls he could fuck them I think 24h non stop, won the bet and then died.

>>717583281

12 hours it was.

>>717582171
Look up a novel way to go, learn from Justin..

>>717582171
grow old and die

>>717583174
>1. rotate the line 90 degrees cw or ccw, doesnt matter

Well DUH it doesn't matter. What do you think we are, morons?

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>>717583368
K... Still best way to die.

Stream yourself killing yourself

>>717583529
yes

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
8OO-273-8255

get that help fam

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>>717582626
Kill your girlfriend.

Once you've done that, the option between a life sentence and suicide becomes pretty easy.

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What happened here?

Missed the thread.

Fall in love with a woman you could never please. get married and watch her drift farther and farther away from you until the soul in your weak body fades into emptiness and there's nothing left for you in this realm of mortals. Then live your life like a normie.

and jump in front of a train

>>717583657

Get post number and then feed into an archive, particularly one that focuses on /b/

My favorite is this one

(Will include thread, don't judge, contains one image of questionable legality)

http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/716163690/

Just change the number/board name and you will have the thread and all images therein

>>717583580

Thank you, you and I seem like the only ones trying to stop this (My reply below)

>>717583047

>>717583657
Some guy filmed his own suicide, saw the original threat and link to the live leak video here. He was bleeding all over the place pretty brutal.

>>717584287

Link?

>>717584287
it got taken down rather quickly both here and on liveleak You should see the blood pumping out of his main artery in his arm.

>>717582171
if you really wanted to end it you pathetic attention-seeking whore, you'd just do it and not whore on 4chan

>>717584155
What am i supposed to be looking for?

>>717584522

So there's no way to watch it now?

Car shot or gun crash will do the trick

>>717583657
That's Justin, sliced himself in the shower and walked around naked spraying blood everywhere, talking about how this is gonna traumatize his parents.

He's rumored to be alive though, someone found out who one of his friends were and texted them, posted screenshots of the conversation.. he said he lived and he thinks he's in the hospital.

>>717584660

Somebody should have the post number, I believe the Anon who made this post

>>717584287
>>717584522

Has the 404'd thread URL in his history, if he provides it, you can see the thread if you do the plug-in I mentioned earlier

>>717584678
I'm sure someone saved it, i didn't and wouldn't want to watch it again either. I'm sure if you ask around here someone could provide a link.

>>717582171
You're in 4chan. You have no life.

>>717584815
See>>717584809

I was in the original thread, plus the one that followed..

Dubz to kys

>>717584809

I hope he lived, because suicide is truly tragic.

>>717584940
why did he do it? and did he die?

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attention whore

>>717585019
Jesus see>>717584809

>>717584940

But do ya got the 404'd posts URLS? (I don't want it, but for the other anon)

>>717585100
didn't say why the faggot did it tho

>>717582171
Do that, and you probably won't die. If you're serious, there's 2 good ways. Nonviolent: Block your car's tailpipes, turn it on in a tight space, and go to sleep. Violent: Shotgun in the mouth, aim up. Godspeed faggot.

>>717585128
No I don't, it was all funny until the video was posted.. it was very strange to hear him going into shock, panic laughing about how he's dying.. I didn't wanna save any of it.

>>717585189
It was never really made 100% clear the cause if I remember right, just that he had problems, and he decided to end it..

>>717585316
But why was it funny tho?

>>717585316

So ya cleared the browser history? Good.

the video almost gave me a panic attack, i was extremely high at the point i watched it so it didn't help it but damn it really hit home.

>>717582171
it's supposed Vertical numbnuts, no fucking wonder you want to kill yourself

>>717585387
Cause none of these attention seeking OP's are ever serious anymore, thought for sure it was another bullshit thread.

>>717583047 this.

>>717585655
so he was actually calling for help?

>>717585664

???

>>717585711

Probably not, he would have done it anyway

>>717585845 ???

>>717585985

Was that an agreement?

>>717582218
>time check
newfag detected

>>717582171
just hold your breath long enough ...if you realy wanna die ... that should be enough

>>717585921
>>717585711
I think he was just manic, specially in the video after he cut himself. You could hear it in his voice, he wasn't right.. his last words on the video were

"I can't think really well right now, yeah shock is setting in, I'm having trouble breathing, I'm shaking like a motherfucker. I'm gonna go ahead and upload this"

>>717582626
Pic or it didn't happen

>>717582171
Don't Kill yourself :(

>>717586425

Seems oddly clinical for a suicide. Then again, I have a full plan for if I would commit suicide so as to cause the least amount of a mess and pain, and a list of reasons I would commit, and a list of reasons that I won't commit, but I will commit if one of the reasons passes and all the reasons I won't suddenly are rendered null and void.

>>717586818
Don't skip line anon, everyone gets to die eventually.

>>717586818

So yeah, my own suicide is not going to happen, but it's nice to have a plan.

>>717583047
>>717583580
These

But also, it's pretty clear why you're depressed right now, that's some tough stuff. You can't be blamed for feeling like this, and if you can't take control of your feelings, but control your actions and aim not to do something that might make it all worse.

>>717586943

Reason #1- The death, disappearance, or other means of loss, of all those I love.

I agree shit ur bitch.... not urself things will and do get better.. but a slut will always b a slut..

I agree shot the bitch... things will and do get better.. but a slut will always b a slut

>>717587079

Thanks for the quote!

lay in bed. dont get up for anything. just lay there and waste away. you'll have plenty of time to think about everything in your life and how most of this shit is temporary