Is pic related a viable choice when it comes to suicide? Do i

No. Not because you won't succeed but because you are going to inconvenience thousands of people using public transport. Any time there is a death on the rails they have to investigate which means shutting down service for hours. Don't be a fucking asshole, just go hang yourself in the woods or something.

>>717575476
It's pretty inconsiderate. Commuting by public transport is bad enough without delays caused by self centred faggots throwing themselves on the line. Also you'll likely fuck up the driver's life.

>>717575616
/thread

>>717575476
anon that's not suicide
that's clearly a murder

>>717575476
barbecue indoors anon, a lot less pain, just a easy slip into eternal sleep

>>717575787
Must've been some kinda crazy liquor and cheeseburger party

>>717575476
how does the male on the platform become female just by stepping onto the tracks?

>>717575616
i don't think hanging yourself is a viable choice
it's painful and if don't do it right you just get a huge scar or your neck

>>717575476
if it were, pretty sure lots of faggots on /b/ would tie a rope to each other and push each other in front of oncoming trains to turn into girls and then pull each other back out of harms way.

>>717575476

YOU HAVE TO DO IT AT THE END OF THE STATION WHERE THE TRAIN COMES IN FAGGOT

This way the conductor has no time to brake and you will be an hero for sure

go try

jest do it

>>717575787
i live with my family, can't do something like this

>>717575853
nope, barbecue with windows close, and suffocate with CO (byproduct of incomplete burns), its very painless since CO blocks oxygen transporters instead of rising carbon concentration, so you dont feel like its suffocating, just sleepy

>>717575895
right? noticed that too.

>>717575928
then fucking do it right, easy fix

>>717575476
Just do us a favor and do it at 2AM so we can get to work in the morning without having to wait for someone to scrape your worthless ass off the tracks first.

>>717575949
if the train is coming it's already slowing down, you sure it's the best option?

>>717575895
Because suicide is for pussies.

Jumping under a train is pretty inconsiderate. Not only are you causing inconvenience to commuters, you're traumatising the driver and any witnesses and creating a huge gory mess that the fire/ambulance/train workers have to clear up.

>>717576042
That was a reference but I guess it was too vague

>>717576181

Yes, it is already coming but it is also the max velocity when arriving. please advise name of station

>>717576239
/thread

>>717575616
>>717575715
>>717576160
>>717576239
why do you think someone who's considering it give a shit about causing inconvenience for commuters?
if i will not do it, it's because i will think about my family... who gives a shit about commuters?!

>>717575928
>I want to die boo hoo hoo woe is me

>I don't want a scar, that would ruin my life.

op you are a fucking cunt. not only does it inconvenience thousands of people, but it would traumatize the driver and anybody who happens to see. im glad youre going to kill yourself, because you are a fucking piece of shit for even considering this. if you cant hang yourself because youre so fucking incompetent, hook up your cars exhaust to a hose and poison yourself.

>>717575895
Kek

>>717576498
This is why you deserve to die, just because you don't know these people doesn't mean that their time isn't important. In fact, their time is more important than yours because you're going to kill yourself

>>717576393
>it is also the max velocity when arriving
what? no, it's not... it's slowing down and i don't think it's breaking as much as it can.
i take the train almost daily.

>>717575476
OP is nothing but an attention seeking little bitch.

>>717576608
>hook up your cars exhaust to a hose and poison yourself.
i don't have a driving license, so i can't crush a car as fast as i can.
poisoning yourself is for woman. you don't eat enough pills and they found you alive, then you get a lot of attention and you can't do it anymore.

>>717577003
talking about carbon monoxide poisoning you fucking retard. i can see why you want to kill yourself

>>717576498
Why spread pain and suffering to more people than just your family?
Why force your family to comprehend the true selfishness of your actions, not only making them suffer but making many others suffer for no reason, and in doing so increase your family's suffering?

>>717576644
i don't think i deserve to die, i just want to.
i came here just to know if jumping on rails is a viable choice. i don't give a shit about people getting late at work

>>717575616
Fuck off. I don't give a shit about inconvenience in order to get myself out of here.

>>717577237
>I don't give a shit what other people think

>ask online what other people think

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>>717577237
Just jack off to porn and you'll feel alot better.

>>717577237
Doubtful. Nobody needs to be told that sticking their head under a vehicle weighing at least 45 tons will kill you.

>>717577237
trains have really good emergency brakes btw, it will easily be able to stop in time. you will be arrested for jumping on the tracks too. you will be humilliated in front of a giant crowd, because youre pathetic.

>>717576498
well your family will probably have to pay for having your guts scraped off the rails. so there's that

>>717577176
i was on a train when someone killed themself once. it's annoying when you're stuck in the train, but the very next day you're totally fine.

>>717577494
how fast those things can break? i have no doubt i will be death if they hit me, but what if they stop first? that's why i'm asking.

>>717577237
>>717577404
Again, killing yourself in this manner will tell your family what a piece of shit you are and they'll have to deal with the shame in a hugely public way.
Doing it more privately allows them to grieve with less media attention.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1428408/Suicide-by-DIY-guillotine-and-an-ingenious-timing-device.html

The provided article goes over the cheapest/easiest/most painless and least incontinent method of suicide.

You're welcome OP.

>>717577237
why not just use helium?
/b/ has been promoting that shit for years.
newfag

>>717577003
afraid the cops pull you over on your fucking SUICIDE mission because of no drivers license?

>>717577680
>i have no doubt i will be death if they hit me
I know a guy who survived jumping under a train. Lost both legs, his genitals and his right arm. There are much better ways of topping yourself. Not that I think you have any intention of doing so. You just want attention.

>>717577680
You could literally google this.

>>717577680
>what if they stop first?

then jump 2 seconds before the fucking train is coming

>>717577862
because i'm living with my family. i will risk they catch me doing it.
if you don't do it right you will probably lose your chance to do it again. you will get a lot of support and people always looking at you to stop you if you try it again

>>717575476
just fucking do it you worthless cunt.

>>717577890
i never get a driving license, so i don't know if i can drive a car properly.

If you jump at this end of the track, the train is almost stopped so you'll most likely survive with injury; great way to seek attention, faggot.

>>717575476
Use a parachute cord or a thin steel wire and hang yourself in the woods. It will probably decapitate you if you fall hard enough

>>717575930
Top kek

>>717578096
jesus christ, are you literally retarded? like, do you have a handler and all that?

It's illegal to advise you to commit suicide so I will say that air buble injected one vein through a seringe is a fast, cheap easy and not gross way to achieve death way better than jumping in front of a train where people may trie to stop you

>>717578305
nylon rope is what you want. fuck the woods, use a door handle and just lean forward

>>717575616
o my god anon, you cannot just tell people to go hang them selves in the woods, imagine it might actually happen ??

>>717578567
fast? hell no. you've been watching too many movies anon

>>717575476
One of my friends did this, it was super effective. Kind of a dick move though.

Try to jump off from something high instead. 10+ floors is guaranteed kill.

>>717576237
underrated post.

>>717578882
>10+ floors is guaranteed kill
no, it really isnt.

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>>717578567
you need at least 150ml of air injected very fast
do you really think one can easily inject himself all this shit? it looks like a slow death and painful as fuck

>>717575476

anon the easiest way to an hero is to hold your breath until you pass out then keep holding it

it has worked for me many times

>>717578779
How many movies is too many?
I still think it's one of the easiest not gross way (medication apparently is hard to dose)

>>717579157
see
>>717579138

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>>717578982
[citation needed]

It's funny how everyone thinks this is a serious thread, even though the magical MTF transforming rails were noticed right at >>717575895

>>717579238
it was just a random picture, you can easily find it on google image

>>717579138
>>717579228
First time I learn anything on /b/, it may be harder than I thought, my bad

>>717579238
wow, you are just as retarded as op. maybe you should kill yourself too

>>717575476
This method proves youre an asshole and a coward. Go ahead op its viable, more viable then you not bring a faggot.

>>717576389
Fuck off, Lahey

>>717579309
The fuck does that picture even represent then??

>>717579625
your mental capacity

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>>717579309
>>717579625
Oh wow.

>>717575476
sure, jump in front of a train where it's the slowest
great thinking

>>717575476
If you're going to do this, you're fucking up the day for more people than yourself. Also, a station is a shit tier place, get into the tunnels so you're hit at a speed where it's impossible for them to stop. Still, hang yourself, shoot yourself, jump off of something, even try bleeding out. You'll be considered less of an asshole.

>>717575716
No, OP turns to a pussy as soon as he steps out on the tracks.

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>>717579853
>threatening with suicide
>accidentally succ

>>717575476
As Howard Stern said: "If you want to kill yourself, that's fine. But don't make everyone else late."

>>717576498
Man you are just a cunt
Why do you have to kill yourself this specific way with a train?
I mean I don't advocate kys anyway, bad for your health like but just do what everyone else does and hang yourself, drown or self suffocate - the options are endless but instead you're going to die the way you lived
Pissing everyone off