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is rolling worth the risk...

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is rolling worth the risk...
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oh boy
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>>717574051
> Be 10 > playing pokemon on shitter before school > Bus comes outside > I still havent wiped > Mom yells I have to go > Have horrible poison ivy on crotch > Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus > Girl I like sits next to me > asks me if ive ever been kissed > I take out my gameboy > She starts whispering in my ear > I start sweating > I look down > The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices > I notice > I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes > My sphagetti falls out all over > I start sweating more > Realize i forgot to wipe my ass > The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti > bus gets to school > Try and run to bathroom > teacher catches me > its penis inspection day > my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first > Nurse demands For me to take off my pants > I refuse > She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch > close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs > She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out > she pukes on my dick > I get expelled
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>>717574476
fuck
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>>717574527
FUCK
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>>717574568
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Roll
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check'em
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>>717574590
Atleast you died
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>>717574051
Rolling
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>>717574743
reroll
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Rollin
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>>717574051
0 GET!!!!!
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holy fuck rawl
this shit is interesting
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fuck im paralyzed
reroll
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Rolls-Royce
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>>717575000
YES TRIPS!
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rolling to get AIDS
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>>717575000
>>717575030
your so fucking annoying
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yolo
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Rill
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my new bitch wetter than a lake
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trips not enough
must have more
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rollarino
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>>717575065
who do you think these people are on here?
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Rawl
(rawr)
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i`ve died fucking twice
rolling again
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never enough roll
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reroll i aint gonna be fucking paralyised
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Rulleredererino
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Gonna kms if I don't get 69. ROLLIN
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gimme dat 0
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rolling
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>>717575333
OH FUCK I DID IT MOM GET THE CAMERA
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>>717574051
Rolling
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>>717575351
i dont want the truth i want to die
gimme gimme
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>>717575405
Reroll
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>>717574051
rolling for 5 or 9
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Death get
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>>717574051
GET!
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>>717574051
rln
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nigger
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Czech em
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>>717576212
Reroll
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im safe i got my armor on
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Sound lads
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Yeah
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Rull
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Roll
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>>717574051
roll
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reroll
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>>717577223
Reroll
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Totally worth it, let's ROLLLLLLL
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Roll
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>>717578154
Re-roll
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rolling in my depression
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rollo
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roll for 1
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>>717574051
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>>717578968
Holyshit
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>>717579165
Reroll
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>>717579243
Reroll
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Please kill me
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>>717579341
I give up lol none of this does anything
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I got this fam
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roll roll motherfuckaa
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Rolling for half life span
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>>717574051
They see me rolling
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Going for quads
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>>717579847
Ikr
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rawling
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Hoppity
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>>717574051
Rolling for a 5
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>>717574051
Rllin
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rollerino
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Rollin for it!
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agen
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>>717574051
oh boioioioioioi
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Fucking rolling
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>>717574051
>You can materialise any object possible
Well I could just materialise a dead person, which makes
>You can bring back any dead person
worth nothing and grants even more power
What is this fucking logic and spelling?
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>>717574732
u smelly
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rol
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>>717581049
Reroll.
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>>717581092
I'm okay with this.
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let's do it
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>>717574051
Rollerino
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>>717574051

/roll m
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rolllliiiinn
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>>717574051
cool
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>>717574051
i wanna know
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bored af so rolling
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rolllll
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>>717574051
Pls i cant even
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Wish me luck
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welp
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>>717574051
rolling 4 sweet release
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Rolll
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ill do this. for knowledge
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fuk it
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It's not worth it. So roll.
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>>717574051
Rolling
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>>717574051
Yeeeeeeeeeeee
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Lets get something good.
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0 let's go
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>>717574051
rolling for the meaning of life.
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>>717574051
ok
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>>717574051
My life is shit, so any of these would be an improvement
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>>717574051
rolling stone
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>>717582020
gg no res
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>>717574051
Surr
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>>717582310
>0

Oh thank god, I got the best one. Peace out, fags
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>>717582484
What else is new
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ok ok, rolling...
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>>717574051
Rawl
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>>717574051
Rolling for 0
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>>717574051
rolex
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Lets go!
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0 get
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rollin for 5 or 0, lets go
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>>717574051
1,2,3 and 4 are already true. I've wasted most of my life so 5 has already happened. I have no money so 6 can't happen. I may as well roll.>>717574476
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2.1m here I come
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>>717574051
Cant get quads cause abstinent
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>>717574051
Rolling
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>>717574051
Roll
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>>717574051
Rolling for the meaning of life
.
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>>717574051
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meh
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Check this
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Been here for about 8 years. First time ever rolling. I hope I don't regret it. . . .
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>>717583637
Lol, get paralized
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>0 get
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>>717584594
reroll
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>>717574051
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plz let me die
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Rolling rolling outta control
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>>717574051
kk
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>>717584777
thank mr trip
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>>717574051
ayyyy lmao
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>>717585320
>>717585350
Welp.
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>>717574051
meh.
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>>717585320
re roll lmao
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>>717585518
re roll kek
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Probably not
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>>717585564
ayyyyy gime dubs plz bos
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0 pls
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Look at this not get
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rawl
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>>717585612
wil i ever get dubz re rolls
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>>717574051
hmmkay
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>>717585721
fml re reroll
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>>717585776
kekes maximus re roll
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I'm with kek, kek is with me.
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rollllll
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>>717585847
im not good at luck reroll
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>>717574051
rollerino
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>>717586054
reroll double or nothing.
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i want to die
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>>717574051
roll
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>>717574051
reroll
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>>717574051
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Please god, end my suffering!
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Oll
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Plz
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rollerino
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checkem
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>>717574051
rollerino
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>>717574051
Roll
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Fuck it roll
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>>717574051
Rollo
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reol
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>>717587142
no
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>>717574051
WITNESS ME
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>>717574051
Okay
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>>717574051
roll
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Reroll
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it's always worth the risk
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>>717587464
Reroll
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As long as I get the 666...
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Let's try
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>>717587518
Reroll
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not worth it. fuck it roll
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>>717587666
YEEEAAAHH BOIII
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>>717574051
i have nothing to lose so...
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>>717574051
Reroll
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>>717574051
Nothing to lose with this roll
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dese trips
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>>717574051
Irony
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>>717574051
dubs and trips is shitty
Octs are less than 12345

Dubs: You will, but you cant accept it couse of the debts your familary had
Trips: But you lost the damn ticket. Well done /b/ro
Quads: You can but the rape police willl find you
Quints: But nobody accept your damn money.
Sexts: But you need all knowledge about the object (and you cant get "all knowledge" about something). Also you need a machine for it which you havent constructed yet.
Septs: But the dead person looks like a zombie and is going to rape you.
Octs: Congratulation: Life is meaningless! Now please /b/e a hero
Nons: But you have to care for everyone, because you are omnipotence and omniscient. So you are the slave of everyone.
666: But pls dont think about all those you wanna rape/ve sex with (inb4 you like dead corpses for a ride)
69: She forgot to tell you she has AIDS. Also she is pretty annoying and a stalker.
12345: But you are not living on the earth so everyone thinks you are the stupid piece of shit you actually are.
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>>717574051
>0
>0
>0
>0
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>>717574051
rollilill
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roll -
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i already want to die
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>>717574051
Rolling for 0
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Sure
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kill me
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eh, why not
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Welp, rolling
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roll me like the cancer that flows in my veins
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>>717574051
rollerino
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>>717574051
gottem
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>>717574051
kill me pls
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Here we go
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gagaga
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>>717574051
fuck
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Hoping for 69 cause crush just broke up with some faggot
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need dem dubs
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rol
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>>717589003
well I already fucking knew that, anything else?
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>>717589000
NEVERMIND!
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>>717588994
AND I GET THE OPPOSITE KMS

1 more roll and then wank
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>>717574051
dubs
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>>717574051
ROOOOOLLLL
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>>717574051
roll
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Single 5 pls
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rollo
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Rolly molly
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ayyyyyyyyyyy
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reroll fgts
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>>717574051
get
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>>717589719
NONONONO I WANT OUT
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mfw im op and have never had a thread this popular
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>>717574051
Can I get a death boss?
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it's over 90000
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Rollinggff
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>>717574051
rolaland
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here we go
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Rollerino
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>>717589000
so I got trips. what numbers do I do, lucky dip?
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come on number of the beast!
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>>717590334
Reroll for the 0
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