> Be 10 > playing pokemon on shitter before school > Bus comes outside > I still havent wiped > Mom yells I have to go > Have horrible poison ivy on crotch > Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus > Girl I like sits next to me > asks me if ive ever been kissed > I take out my gameboy > She starts whispering in my ear > I start sweating > I look down > The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices > I notice > I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes > My sphagetti falls out all over > I start sweating more > Realize i forgot to wipe my ass > The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti > bus gets to school > Try and run to bathroom > teacher catches me > its penis inspection day > my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first > Nurse demands For me to take off my pants > I refuse > She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch > close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs > She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out > she pukes on my dick > I get expelled
>You can materialise any object possible
Well I could just materialise a dead person, which makes
>You can bring back any dead person
worth nothing and grants even more power
What is this fucking logic and spelling?
Oh thank god, I got the best one. Peace out, fags
dubs and trips is shitty
Octs are less than 12345
Dubs: You will, but you cant accept it couse of the debts your familary had
Trips: But you lost the damn ticket. Well done /b/ro
Quads: You can but the rape police willl find you
Quints: But nobody accept your damn money.
Sexts: But you need all knowledge about the object (and you cant get "all knowledge" about something). Also you need a machine for it which you havent constructed yet.
Septs: But the dead person looks like a zombie and is going to rape you.
Octs: Congratulation: Life is meaningless! Now please /b/e a hero
Nons: But you have to care for everyone, because you are omnipotence and omniscient. So you are the slave of everyone.
666: But pls dont think about all those you wanna rape/ve sex with (inb4 you like dead corpses for a ride)
69: She forgot to tell you she has AIDS. Also she is pretty annoying and a stalker.
12345: But you are not living on the earth so everyone thinks you are the stupid piece of shit you actually are.