is rolling worth the risk...

oh boy

>>717574051
> Be 10 > playing pokemon on shitter before school > Bus comes outside > I still havent wiped > Mom yells I have to go > Have horrible poison ivy on crotch > Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus > Girl I like sits next to me > asks me if ive ever been kissed > I take out my gameboy > She starts whispering in my ear > I start sweating > I look down > The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices > I notice > I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes > My sphagetti falls out all over > I start sweating more > Realize i forgot to wipe my ass > The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti > bus gets to school > Try and run to bathroom > teacher catches me > its penis inspection day > my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first > Nurse demands For me to take off my pants > I refuse > She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch > close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs > She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out > she pukes on my dick > I get expelled

>>717574476
fuck

>>717574527
FUCK

>>717574568
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Roll

check'em

>>717574590
Atleast you died

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>>717574051
Rolling

>>717574743
reroll

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Rollin

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>>717574051
0 GET!!!!!

holy fuck rawl
this shit is interesting

fuck im paralyzed
reroll

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Rolls-Royce

>>717575000
YES TRIPS!

rolling to get AIDS

>>717575000
>>717575030
your so fucking annoying

yolo

Rill

my new bitch wetter than a lake

trips not enough
must have more

rollarino

>>717575065
who do you think these people are on here?

Rawl
(rawr)

i`ve died fucking twice
rolling again

never enough roll

reroll i aint gonna be fucking paralyised

Rulleredererino

Gonna kms if I don't get 69. ROLLIN

gimme dat 0

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rolling

>>717575333
OH FUCK I DID IT MOM GET THE CAMERA

>>717574051
Rolling

>>717575351
i dont want the truth i want to die
gimme gimme

>>717575405
Reroll

>>717574051
rolling for 5 or 9

Death get

>>717574051
GET!

>>717574051
rln

nigger

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Czech em

>>717576212
Reroll

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im safe i got my armor on

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Sound lads

Yeah

Rull

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Roll

>>717574051
roll

reroll

>>717577223
Reroll

Totally worth it, let's ROLLLLLLL

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>>717578154
Re-roll

rolling in my depression

rollo

roll for 1

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>>717574051

>>717578968
Holyshit

>>717579165
Reroll

>>717579243
Reroll

Please kill me

>>717579341
I give up lol none of this does anything

I got this fam

roll roll motherfuckaa

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Rolling for half life span

>>717574051
They see me rolling

Going for quads

>>717579847
Ikr

rawling

Hoppity

>>717574051
Rolling for a 5

>>717574051
Rllin

rollerino

Rollin for it!

agen

>>717574051
oh boioioioioioi

Fucking rolling

>>717574051
>You can materialise any object possible
Well I could just materialise a dead person, which makes
>You can bring back any dead person
worth nothing and grants even more power
What is this fucking logic and spelling?

>>717574732
u smelly

rol

>>717581049
Reroll.

>>717581092
I'm okay with this.

let's do it

>>717574051
Rollerino

>>717574051

/roll m

rolllliiiinn

>>717574051
cool

>>717574051
i wanna know

bored af so rolling

rolllll

>>717574051
Pls i cant even

Wish me luck

welp

>>717574051
rolling 4 sweet release

Rolll

ill do this. for knowledge

fuk it

It's not worth it. So roll.

>>717574051
Rolling

>>717574051
Yeeeeeeeeeeee

Lets get something good.

0 let's go

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>>717574051
rolling for the meaning of life.

>>717574051
ok

>>717574051
My life is shit, so any of these would be an improvement

>>717574051
rolling stone

>>717582020
gg no res

>>717574051
Surr

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>>717582310
>0

Oh thank god, I got the best one. Peace out, fags

>>717582484
What else is new

ok ok, rolling...

>>717574051
Rawl

>>717574051
Rolling for 0

>>717574051
rolex

Lets go!

0 get

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rollin for 5 or 0, lets go

>>717574051
1,2,3 and 4 are already true. I've wasted most of my life so 5 has already happened. I have no money so 6 can't happen. I may as well roll.>>717574476

2.1m here I come

>>717574051
Cant get quads cause abstinent

>>717574051
Rolling

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>>717574051
Roll

>>717574051
Rolling for the meaning of life
.

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>>717574051

meh

Check this

Been here for about 8 years. First time ever rolling. I hope I don't regret it. . . .

>>717583637
Lol, get paralized

>0 get

>>717584594
reroll

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>>717574051

plz let me die

Rolling rolling outta control

>>717574051
kk

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>>717584777
thank mr trip

>>717574051
ayyyy lmao

>>717585320
>>717585350
Welp.

>>717574051
meh.

>>717585320
re roll lmao

>>717585518
re roll kek

Probably not

>>717585564
ayyyyy gime dubs plz bos

0 pls

Look at this not get

rawl

>>717585612
wil i ever get dubz re rolls

>>717574051
hmmkay

>>717585721
fml re reroll

>>717585776
kekes maximus re roll

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I'm with kek, kek is with me.

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rollllll

>>717585847
im not good at luck reroll

>>717574051
rollerino

>>717586054
reroll double or nothing.

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i want to die

>>717574051
roll

>>717574051
reroll

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>>717574051

Please god, end my suffering!

Oll

Plz

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rollerino

checkem

>>717574051
rollerino

>>717574051
Roll

Fuck it roll

>>717574051
Rollo

reol

>>717587142
no

>>717574051
WITNESS ME

>>717574051
Okay

>>717574051
roll

Reroll

it's always worth the risk

>>717587464
Reroll

As long as I get the 666...

Let's try

>>717587518
Reroll

not worth it. fuck it roll

>>717587666
YEEEAAAHH BOIII

>>717574051
i have nothing to lose so...

>>717574051
Reroll

>>717574051
Nothing to lose with this roll

dese trips

>>717574051
Irony

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>>717574051
dubs and trips is shitty
Octs are less than 12345

Dubs: You will, but you cant accept it couse of the debts your familary had
Trips: But you lost the damn ticket. Well done /b/ro
Quads: You can but the rape police willl find you
Quints: But nobody accept your damn money.
Sexts: But you need all knowledge about the object (and you cant get "all knowledge" about something). Also you need a machine for it which you havent constructed yet.
Septs: But the dead person looks like a zombie and is going to rape you.
Octs: Congratulation: Life is meaningless! Now please /b/e a hero
Nons: But you have to care for everyone, because you are omnipotence and omniscient. So you are the slave of everyone.
666: But pls dont think about all those you wanna rape/ve sex with (inb4 you like dead corpses for a ride)
69: She forgot to tell you she has AIDS. Also she is pretty annoying and a stalker.
12345: But you are not living on the earth so everyone thinks you are the stupid piece of shit you actually are.

>>717574051
>0
>0
>0
>0

>>717574051
rollilill

roll -

i already want to die

>>717574051
Rolling for 0

Sure

kill me

eh, why not

Welp, rolling

roll me like the cancer that flows in my veins

>>717574051
rollerino

>>717574051
gottem

>>717574051
kill me pls

Here we go

gagaga

>>717574051
fuck

Hoping for 69 cause crush just broke up with some faggot

need dem dubs

rol

>>717589003
well I already fucking knew that, anything else?

>>717589000
NEVERMIND!

>>717588994
AND I GET THE OPPOSITE KMS

1 more roll and then wank

>>717574051
dubs

sí

>>717574051
ROOOOOLLLL

>>717574051
roll

Single 5 pls

rollo

Rolly molly

ayyyyyyyyyyy

reroll fgts

>>717574051
get

>>717589719
NONONONO I WANT OUT

mfw im op and have never had a thread this popular

>>717574051
Can I get a death boss?

it's over 90000

Rollinggff

>>717574051
rolaland

here we go

Rollerino

>>717589000
so I got trips. what numbers do I do, lucky dip?

come on number of the beast!

>>717590334
Reroll for the 0