ITT: Weapon you used in last video game played is your defense against 200 niggers.
You receive one of these and so does Sean Connery (your only ally)
You have a defensive advantage. The two of you are in a minivan on top of a hill with the windows busted out.
Also, niggers have zero cover and zero weapons (other than dead niggers, possibly for battering rams)
How fucked are you?
Auto-cross from Farcry 4....
I may give Sean mine so he can duel wield while I distract the apes
Does the scalpel from Trauma Center: Under the knife count?
if so, halp.
Steel Greatsword (Superior)
>they use curved swords
I clearly have the better weapon.
That would be a sight to see... Reminds me of this but from a van...
I think I'll be fine.
could be worse, but if they're all constantly charging at me I couldn't reload fast enough
Spend some time killing goblins by throwing fluffy wamblers at them on DF adventure mode. mfw see this thread.
>World of Tanks
I thing imma be alright.
Good thing I was playing Watchdogs, it's gonna stink of kabinda by the end of the day
I should be able to whip them dang ole boys into shape.
High damage wide effect Ki blast supers/ultimates, dragonball Xenoverse 2...
I think I'm good. Considering pic related was the last specific attack I used I think I might plan a trip to the middle east if I get to keep it.
Fucked.... and Connery is like 90 years old... wtf? Goddamnit.
FG-42 with a 3.5x scope from Day of Defeat. Select fire 7.92x57mm. We'll be fine.
Isn't even close
S.T.A.R.S custom 9mm Beretta
I think we will live
how the fuck are you going to get that in the minivan? disqualified.
GTA IV Police Station Double Dong Dildo
I'm set. Sopwith Camel with the trench bomber from BF1
Springfield Repeater from RDR.
+ if you count the fact that i will have Dead Eye,
Not fucked at all!
Something like this, but on a robot truck.
If it doesn't count as a weapon, then the shovel from animal crossing.
>played halo 2 last night
>9mm fuckhuge rounds
Bring it on niggers
Easiest fucking win ever.
I had the USS Iowa.
I don' even have to do anything. The water around me is enough protection against niggers.
I dunno guys
I don't think you comprehend how many 200 niggers are. Hope your carrying 10 mags and don't miss a shot kamerad.
The default is animal crossing shovel. Hope you remember anon.
I don't quite remember my loadout, but it was either a hand canon or auto rifle with a shotgun and a belt-fed light machine gun. I think I'm good to go. I alone have at least 3 shot per nigger by myself. With Sean there too, oh yeah bitches.
Nothing but a Claymore, this little game called dunked souls 3
Your defensive advantage fucks me over. As soon as one would rush me, the others would see their friend getting impaled by a sword, and they would play the game of dodge the sword swings. If I could run I could use their desire to chase to my advantage and make a kabob or two when each one rushes me.
Mei's snowball arcade game. We have a shot of snowball before having to reload with more snow, an ice wall that can be circled around and the ability to encase in ice for 5 seconds. We are going to be eating 200 nigger dicks.
Martini-Henry from BF1, can I have the 24th Regiment of Foot with me instead?
Me and Sean can just wade through the corpses to victory.
>TFW most of these retards wouldn't have the upper body strength to even lift their weapons.
You can't wield a charizard as a weapon unless you're strong enough to hold one in your hands like a gun that shoots fire
Well played sir, enjoy your dragon. One for you and one for Sean.
Last weapon in a game? MG15 n.A :)
Last weapon in reality? My PDW.
HMS Rattlesnake from naval action.
im gonna sail to florida and drop of some live cargo and im gonna get paid.
>play PvZ GotY for old times sake finish game again with Watermelon catapults
the 3' long rubber cock from GTA:SA
might be effective bc of chimp's fear of being perceived as gay
but after we kill a couple dozen, their combined blood-rage would overcome their fear
Cruiser class ship with rank 4 rail guns and zero point energy reactors and hyper shields from stellaris, What niggers?
E-11 Blaster Rifle from Battlefront, we gud man
fuck, the thing i tought to be a midget with a boner on a thumbnail turned out to be table with a lamp, /b/ has ruined me
Thunderball from watch dogs 2, I think I got this
Last game I played was Panzer Corps
So I've got 2 panzer IVd divisions, 2 Grenadier divisions, and 4 divisions of Nazi Germany's finest.
Considering that's something like 60-80,000 men with tank support, I think the niggers are toast.
you guys are all fucked
Extendable riot shield and .357 revolver, I'm fucked, unless we have huge amounts of ammo and good teamwork.