ITT: Weapon you used in last video game played is your defen

Ak-74 heavily modified
from stalker. We good

Morriwind, white woe long blade

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Auto-cross from Farcry 4....

GODDAAMNIT

I may give Sean mine so he can duel wield while I distract the apes

>>717572094
You n-wah

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Does the scalpel from Trauma Center: Under the knife count?

if so, halp.

Target Locator from Halo Reach. Unless these niggers have zero awareness of danger, I should be fine.

the double heatseeking gun from Gunstar Heroes. Ill be fine

Modded Hunting Rifle from Fallout 4.

Shits got a ported barrel and long vision scope

We'll probably be okay

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>>717571805
Steel Greatsword (Superior)

>they use curved swords
>curved
>swords

I clearly have the better weapon.

>>717571805
was playing rumble on rocket league.... last power i got was the fist that allows you to blow the other team up on contact.... should do alright

Legendary great axe with 2300 damage from Diablo 3.

Bring it

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>>717572486
That would be a sight to see... Reminds me of this but from a van...

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>>717572648
kek

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I think I'll be fine.

Fiery war axe, I am fucked after the first 2.

>>717571805
Abbysal whip from Runescape
>whip
>niggers
Kek

>Russian sniper I'm gud

Junkrats grenade launcher. I will be fine.

>>717571805
Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

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>>717571805
could be worse, but if they're all constantly charging at me I couldn't reload fast enough

M4A1 Cod 4

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Spend some time killing goblins by throwing fluffy wamblers at them on DF adventure mode. mfw see this thread.

Fat man from New vegas

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>World of Tanks
>M48 Patton
I thing imma be alright.

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Good thing I was playing Watchdogs, it's gonna stink of kabinda by the end of the day

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I should be able to whip them dang ole boys into shape.

>>717571805
Does negev and a spinbot count?

>>717573167
My nigga

I commanded the entire Army of the Third Reich in HoI 4. How das that count?

Bestion... id be fine on my own

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>>717571805
High damage wide effect Ki blast supers/ultimates, dragonball Xenoverse 2...

I think I'm good. Considering pic related was the last specific attack I used I think I might plan a trip to the middle east if I get to keep it.

>>717571805
do pokemon count?

Red Death from Destiny. Heals me after each kill. Easy win.

Legion Titan with 2x power shot. I'll be just fine.

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"Fire blade".
Am I good?

trove, im scyth plays im a grown man

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oh I good nigga

EridianRifle from Boderlands 1; nice.

>>717571805
Rocket launcher from Gmod. I'll have fun with it.

scoped battle rifle, maxed out stats from deus ex mankind divided

im good

Scoped Mosin Nagant from CoD 2
Think I'll be fine

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>>717571805

Fucked.... and Connery is like 90 years old... wtf? Goddamnit.

>>717571805
dose the soviet army in HOI4 count as a weapon?

>>717573656

>200 niggers

you're fucked

>>717571805
FUCK YEAH BFG 9000 NERDS!

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FG-42 with a 3.5x scope from Day of Defeat. Select fire 7.92x57mm. We'll be fine.

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>>717572753
>saw cleaver
>best weapon
Isn't even close

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dis gon be gud

PP-Bizon from CSGO, it pretty much shoots marshmallows I'm fucked

Blade of Woe from Skyrim. Decent.

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Stampede XM. I will exterminate them.

>>717571805
Crusader tank from Saints Row. We good, fam.

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Kirov reporting.

>>717571805
A Magikarp

When I quit Titanfall 2 last night I was stomping around in my Titan BT. Feels good man.jpg

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Strom'kar, the warbreaker

>>717571805
A +3 Short Sword of Venom.
If we fight them in a tight corridor we might stand a chance with hit and run tactics.

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S.T.A.R.S custom 9mm Beretta
I think we will live

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>>717574013

how the fuck are you going to get that in the minivan? disqualified.

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>>717571805
GTA IV Police Station Double Dong Dildo

I'm fucked.

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I'm set. Sopwith Camel with the trench bomber from BF1

>>717572813
You're fucking cancer and I hope you die.

>>717572305
kek

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>>717571805
Springfield Repeater from RDR.
+ if you count the fact that i will have Dead Eye,

Not fucked at all!

Crossbow of the Abyss faggots

>>717573891
This has already played out, many times along the eastern front.

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>>717571805
Bloodletter. I'll be fine

Well the last game I played was Defcon so...
Atleast I took all of them with me

>>717571805
Welp, I'm good. UFO from Destroy All Humans.

>>717574383
I'd imagine in real life most people wouldn't be too keen on approaching someone wielding anything that looked like that

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Something like this, but on a robot truck.

If it doesn't count as a weapon, then the shovel from animal crossing.

hellfighter trench shotgun

Oh shit, I just was just playing Minecraft after ~a year. Maybe I should have stuck to Watch Dogs. But.... it was heavily modded.. so... THERMONUCLEAR BLAST CANNON FUCK YEAH

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Area Attack
Nigs are fugked

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this is going to be easy.

Riot shotgun from FO:NW, if I get the same skill level as my character and the same ammo I'll be fine

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>played halo 2 last night
>BR-55
>9mm fuckhuge rounds
Bring it on niggers

>>717574486
>niggers
>people

Blue shell from SMW. Multiple hits plus ill get a ton of extra lives

>>717574383
yeah thats why you shoot the fucker from a distance. Yay guns

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Easiest fucking win ever.
I had the USS Iowa.
I don' even have to do anything. The water around me is enough protection against niggers.

Double-barelled shotgun from the '93 Doom. Low firing rate... :/

Ulapool Caber from Team Fortress 2.

Guess it's an hero for me......

>>717574084
maneuver props engaged.

Just played widowmaker. Bitches bring it

>>717574404
and now I'm playing destroy all humans

>>717574618
Underrated post

I was using the connector tool from Scrap Mechanic. If not that then the hammer.

If not that a sword from Chivalry. I guess our minivan could become a helicopter and we'd be safe

>>717573871
same. i think we'll be fine

>>717571805
I just have a staff and I ain't no wizard irl so I'm fucked.

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>>717574206
I love you.

Portal gun.
I'm screwed.

What do i do if i was too drunk to remember what i get to use?

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Big Fucking Gun 9000.

>>717574214
just going to point out that the dildo was from san andreas, not gta IV

I played roadhog last i think, so i get a scrapgun, a hook and self-heal, seems good.

>>717574852
Not really

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I dunno guys

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>>717573891
I don't think you comprehend how many 200 niggers are. Hope your carrying 10 mags and don't miss a shot kamerad.

Draven's spinning axes.

Fuck niggers.

>>717571805
billiard ball on a shoelace
>Watch_Dogs 2

>>717571805
USS Missouri

that'll do

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>>717574853
OP here.

The default is animal crossing shovel. Hope you remember anon.

Lvl 21 magnemite with metal bomb and thundershock. Pretty fucked.

Large club from dark souls
Fuck me in the asshole

>>717574808
>>717574861

Let's team up. BFG all around

>>717571805
I don't quite remember my loadout, but it was either a hand canon or auto rifle with a shotgun and a belt-fed light machine gun. I think I'm good to go. I alone have at least 3 shot per nigger by myself. With Sean there too, oh yeah bitches.

Saradomin Godsword

>>717575046


>>717574703 here.
Which game is the Missouri from? Mine is World of Warships.

I just played Conga Master https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyS770VyYLI

I'm dead?

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>>717574618

>>717571805
Zodiac Spear from FF12. That'll do.

>+10 irony bonus: killing spearchuckers with spears

>>717574214
DP with dildo and BBC

>>717571805
Got some Dual Blades from Monster Hunter.
Lets do this Connery

>>717575331
mine too

kek @ all you faggots thinking a melee weapon is going to stop 200 fucking nig-nogs.

>>717571805
heavy zweihander from dark souls 3

>>717572094
My nigga
Silver spear from Morrowind here

>>717571805
Nothing but a Claymore, this little game called dunked souls 3

Your defensive advantage fucks me over. As soon as one would rush me, the others would see their friend getting impaled by a sword, and they would play the game of dodge the sword swings. If I could run I could use their desire to chase to my advantage and make a kabob or two when each one rushes me.

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Ashbringer

Rip coons

>>717571805
Mei's snowball arcade game. We have a shot of snowball before having to reload with more snow, an ice wall that can be circled around and the ability to encase in ice for 5 seconds. We are going to be eating 200 nigger dicks.

tomfsuombdtin

Does charizard count?

Fucking portal gun

>>717571805
BFG9000 from Doom.

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>>717571805
Urfael

i'm safe?

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Martini-Henry from BF1, can I have the 24th Regiment of Foot with me instead?

>>717574725
You will move me there.

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Me and Sean can just wade through the corpses to victory.

>>717571805
Titanfall 2 g2. Or would Ronin count? Fuck, I hope Ronin counts.

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Huuuuuuraaaaah!

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>>717572486
>>717572661
>>717572753
>>717572813
>>717572996
>>717573404
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>>717574136
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>>717574383
>>717575003
>>717575221
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>>717575347
>>717575441
>>717575490
>>717575515
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>>717575631
>>717575772
>TFW most of these retards wouldn't have the upper body strength to even lift their weapons.

>>717573369
Happy brrrrrrrt day. Good hunting.

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>>717575700
You can't wield a charizard as a weapon unless you're strong enough to hold one in your hands like a gun that shoots fire

zombie killing car

>>717574206
Just put it on top. Easy!

>>717576049
you can wield the pokeball and release charizard

>>717571805
Giant robot from RIGs, I'm gonna do alright

>>717573335
Same here. Using supernova cooler....yeah im good too

Ruhm from Valkyria Chronicles.
I'm lucky.

>>717571805
varmint rifle from new vegas

>>717576023
i'm 190cm 100kg football player
i can lift a sword

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>>717576196
Well played sir, enjoy your dragon. One for you and one for Sean.

Godspeed.

>>717574852
Moonshot?

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>>717571805

Last weapon in a game? MG15 n.A :)

Last weapon in reality? My PDW.

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>>717575454
My man.

>>717571805
Tachanka's Turret from Rainbow Six Siege

I think We'll make it

>>717576306
That's where 'Most' comes in.
>Good on you for actually having a life.

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Automatico 1918 trench

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HMS Rattlesnake from naval action.

im gonna sail to florida and drop of some live cargo and im gonna get paid.

Broadsword from FFXV

>>717571805
a custom lancer with 520 bullets
i think we'll be fine

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Might be ok

>>717576306
Sure you are buddy

>>717571968
I hope you bought enough ammo from Sidorovich

Skyrim, wuuthrad
I'm good

>>717576378
No other moondusted surface to connect it to.

>>717571805
I was operating an APC and had a Crewman kit on Project Reality. Guess I get to run niggers over.

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>>717571805
We'll be fine /b/ros!

Ck2.. i get diplomacy_

gravity gun from half life 2 episode 2.
Since my bro sean has one aswell, I should be safe

>>717571805
The Ram from Bastion. I think we'll be ok.

>>717571805
Sawed off shotgun.

Deku seeds - Majora's Mask

I think we're fucked.

>>717571805
Fuck ya was playing Serious Sam HD and I had a mini gun 200 nig nogs no problem

Dmr - dayz.. they fuckt

>>717576023
you're the retard. some of these weapons aren't even heavy. blade of woe is a dagger nigger

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im fucked

Thunderfury: Blessed blade of the windseeker

>>717579100
Weren't those basically impact flashbangs in function? You could very easily escape with those.

Quel'serrar from wow. Probably going to die.

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>>717571805
BRING IT

Infinite shurikens and a sword, let's go.
Genji, though.

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>>717571805

>>717574253
do you even know how to fly that

>>717571805
Played Worms World Party.
>super banana bomb
>niggers

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I'm fucked

The Mace of Molag Bal.

Well I won't last forever but I'm taking some of these niggers with me.

Last game was Warframe
... Last weapon was just the ceramic dagger to rank it quickly. I'm boned.

Artifact war glaives
I guess I'm not in too much of a pickle

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>play PvZ GotY for old times sake finish game again with Watermelon catapults
>this thread
>niggers
>watermelon catapult

>>717582323
Hah me too, I was using soma prime though so I feel like id be just fine.

>>717571805
Heavy Assault Rifle. Doom. I'm fine. Full clip and missile rack. Nuggets ain't got a chance

My trusty Lancer from Gears of war. We'll be fine.

D. Va's mech lmao BRING IT NIGGERS

Lightsaber from Jedi Knight Dark Forces II.

We'd do alright.

>>717572648
Power up goes to waste after a few seconds. You're fucked

>>717571805
C3 pulse laser, cascading reverb.
Those niggers are done for.

>>717571805
the 3' long rubber cock from GTA:SA
might be effective bc of chimp's fear of being perceived as gay
but after we kill a couple dozen, their combined blood-rage would overcome their fear

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Cruiser class ship with rank 4 rail guns and zero point energy reactors and hyper shields from stellaris, What niggers?

Mech from Xcom, wouldn't even fit in the minivan

>>717571805
AK from MW2 ported to L4D2. Ehh..

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>>717571805
E-11 Blaster Rifle from Battlefront, we gud man

>>717574070
I have unlimited ammo dual weild smgs from SR3 with incendiary bullets ^_^

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>>717576376
fuck, the thing i tought to be a midget with a boner on a thumbnail turned out to be table with a lamp, /b/ has ruined me

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Thunderball from watch dogs 2, I think I got this

I last played Pharah, so gg

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It also comes with a hook and infinite ammo

>>717583344
Are you german? Because I'm almost sure you are german.

I was playing League as Zyra just now.
Does this mean I get a companion with super cancerous crowd control and free turrets?

>>717571805

Last game I played was Panzer Corps

So I've got 2 panzer IVd divisions, 2 Grenadier divisions, and 4 divisions of Nazi Germany's finest.

Considering that's something like 60-80,000 men with tank support, I think the niggers are toast.

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Bretty Good

>>717571968
>>717572094
>>717572131
>>717572376
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>>717572486
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>>717573404
>>717573408
>>717573454
>>717573470
etc.


BFG-DOOM

you guys are all fucked

Last game I played was Farcry Primal, so I have a longbow

>>717584084
gg

>>717571805
Steyr SSG 08. I think I'm in good hands.

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Couldn't ask for more.
>cook motherfucker! Cook!

Poisonous spits, that's it

Dark Energy Field Manipulator from Half Life 2.

>>717571805
A mechsuit KEK

>>717584487
Moon or sth like Leviathan?

C8 - SFW acog, laser sight, muzzle brake
imgood.jpg

>>717584746
just so happens the last game I played was Armored Core... WE'RE MECH BROS.

I just had a fantastic idea for a videogame...

>>717584751
Moon

Soldier 76's heavy pulse rifle. GG niggs.

>>717582781
>Not saying Gnasher
Kys

my fists from Sleeping dogs. Very fucked.

>>717571805
Ratchet and Clank 3...can't remember exactly which weapon I used last, all I know is it wasn't the wrench, which means pretty much whatever it was, I think I'll be fine.

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>>717571805
Extendable riot shield and .357 revolver, I'm fucked, unless we have huge amounts of ammo and good teamwork.

>>717571805
I've got a shot gun.

>>717584084
BFG-9000 has nothing on Dragon Ball series fuckery.

Crossbow... I can do this.