Woke up to the weirdest fucking dream a while ago.
How are you all doing?
Fuckin a I wish it was still the weekend.
Just smoking a blunt
What was the dream?
/r/ this woman helping a shota with cleaning his smegma infested penis
>Me and my family on a Island for vacation or something
>At a Volcano for some reason
>apparently gets digged up 3 days later
>all my teeth fall out
>go downstairs and look out at the street
>theres a guy outside in a vikings mask (like the football team) and a patriots shield
>my dad goes outside kinda mad
Sorry, got distracted!
Thx. Ur dad is not a Vikings/Patriots fan.
buying drugs online is almost always a shitty idea
Just go somewhere where college age kids lurk and ask around
> expects me to tell where I got the kush
Fuck off you fbi cuntbag.
> all of my teeth fall out
Jesus christ that must scary
It fucking was
hes actually a huge cowboys fan
he has a room filled with cowboys memorabilia
i didn't get it cause I don't think the cowboys played the vikings recently
I'm not exactly crusade material... I'm going to die.
A banana, slowly peeling itself. On both ends..
Tonight ull dream the second half. Ur dad and the Vikings guy throw down.
Practice not here.
Are you sure? Do you want to be crushed to death?
Them some nice tits you got there
Can I grab them?
I'm sturdier than you would think. Underneath this physique is pure muscle, strong enough to crush cars.
But, if you still doubt...a battle of stamina is also an option.
hello boys and girls
been a dogs age since i've actually been on here
what's the haps
Don't legitimize the non drawing posters anon.
You won't survive my demonic powered sexual advancement.
I drew one the other day
For the joke. If u don't realize that or u just r ignoring it then here's your you.
Cute. But u could b rite. Maybe I shall just post at the same level as the brand new posters. They seem to get just as many you's.
I'm surprised my shitty drawings did that too!?! whats wrong with you anon!?!
ehh not in the mood
sorry it doesn't look like you have hands.....
I think there's more but I might have lost them;;
Ah well, aren't you a lucky one that survive another day 'cause i'mma off to play game of LEAGUE of SALT now.
dont think hero could be a knight ... but this is close, haha
.. wtf r u talking about?
Yes. Except I'll be there too.
Good morning bubble, I know you said you hardly use or check it, but I sent you a message on tumblr the other day. I'm about to head out, but I hope you have a great day!
I wish you were good, I like your ideas, I like your creatures and characters, the concepts of them anyway, but I feel like any other artist on this board deserves those OC's more than you do and could actually draw them well.
(you) are cute.
go kill yourself, shitscribble
Wowzers, I just bought a new pen!! Please gib requests
This is going to sound really dumb, but I'm not sure if I'm checking my messages properly? All I see is spam from some fashion student or something...
I would, but where would I be able to scan porn? lmfao
A-anon its the m-middle of Winter
I-It's kinda cold
memers never die
request me something then autismo
glad you like it. i lost the horse a little at the end, haha
>go kill yourself, shitscribble
you know ... when i say such things in a nice way it takes only seconds for people to call me savage
Unfortunately, I don't have a printer... Or a working laptop. The only places I'd be able to scan something would be at a relative's house or at a shop, but both of those would spell trouble for me if I pulled my lewds out. :^)
(Hatter, is this you? ;-; )
damn, i got rekt good
time to reduce myself to a shitscribble as well.
kill me first.
what is that even supposed to mean, fam
gEEEE thanks man i was sooooo closed to being triggered
Several times before.
But you have your head so far up your own ass that you never take it, even if it isn't borderline fetish shit.
You're fucking worse than Pin.
I don't think I'd ever be able to bring myself to do something like that. It just sounds silly! I like to make art for myself and others to enjoy, I'd rather not be a pretentious prick and have people pay me to see the mediocre porn I draw. :P
Woah, that sounds exactly the sort of shit I'd dream up.
Well, more in line of 1990's nazi dystopian wasteland, except you're a kid still in the school system and have to deal with disasters natural or artificial.
That would make a great Fallout game.
nooo, that wasnt the plan ... damn.
oh no ... its spreading ... halp.
and i just wanted a nice (you).
could we try again, haha?
well, i'll hide in your closet for the time being then.
U got it.
My god this is the most legit fite uv ever been in.
We should reference it like every day..
neihter do i, but i keep trying...noobs united?
Give me your request then and ill do it anon
> this thread right now
> MFW I don't have a proper face so I Google searched it.
>I don't know what qualifies as good pajamas.
haha, jokes on you, motherfucker.
you just killed my clone.
meanwhile i stole your hears.
oh god, so ez, mang.
how do you want me to pay rent?
i'm just an artist.
i could suck your dick tho.
What do you mean?
Hey wolf, whats the haps?
Where are your arms?
Wha- ;-; I hope he didn't die
I'll give it a try!
hey matey, i just rekt defaf in like 2 second, bruh.
you wouldn't believe, mang.
i'm, like, the best drawfag ever.
and i will keep bringing this up everytime i'll see him in thread for the next few weeks.
Aw man no fuk u cause I took ur heart out. .. and then I took my heart out. Cause doing this is way less fun that I thought it'd b.. dammit..
I'm abandoning this plan.
>Ravioli ravioli get back into the closestioil because I ain't a homoioil you faggotioil
>because I ain't a homoioil you faggotioil
>I ain't a homoioil
>wants me to suck his dick
>not even hard
shave that shit/10
will you return as a similar but slightly different shitscribble now?
damn, that hero sure is happy
im better than u mang
u wot m8
I sort of regret not asking you what "AC" means, so I just drew Bunny as an animal crossing character ;u; it doesn't even look like one at all... please kill me...
I lost them back in the Vietnam war
Requesting Koromaru eating a dropped ice cream cone, please
requesting you gib me the S U C C faggot
Oopsie! Thank you!
Why are those hoods always so huge??
*plays smallest violin of the world*
No, I'm not evil
Pls gib each other the succ
Requesting them holding an xbox controller saying "hey gamers"
i really like stickman004 ... so i dressed like him.
second try worked so good ... ofc im happy!
Yes, with a slight bit more effort.
I had a realization. So now I'm just going to coexist with the new trash rolling in.
No u dont. It's not even a shape.
>*plays smallest violin of the world*
That's some nice music
I'm Bubble! Here's some trashy cute and lewd :3
Nah, I'm not as good as her;;
I dont even have that image on my computer, lol
is too a shape.
may tha father of understanding guide us, faggot
sounds like a good plan. i'm glad you sorted shit out for yourself.
nothing happened, so you didn't miss shit.
Sorry it took awhile I got something to eat
now your just acting rude
Come at me, Bruder
That's not a gun.
could you draw me an axolotl please ?
i love your style
Thats why I am actually soldier 76 IRL,
>back in the old days
>probably doesnt know what feral flare is
that's what you get for not paying attention.
But it's a music note not a noose