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So, what is the most efficient way to poison a neighbors dog

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So, what is the most efficient way to poison a neighbors dog without raising any suspicion?
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>>717565735
shoot it in the head in the middle of the night.
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Lots of chocolate and the dark shit too
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>>717565735
Rat poison on treats.
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>>717565863
I don't own a gun unfortunately and it's also illegal here where I live to own one. Just a simple poisoning will do.
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>>717565965
Why are you gonna poison your neighbors dog?
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>>717565965
stab it in the head in the middle of the night.
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>>717565735
Mix ammonia and bleach in your bath tub and feed it the crystal that are formed.
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>>717565958
Easiest way.
Easy to blame dumb dogs fault.

I know from experience.
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>>717566052
this. There's no cheaper or more simple way to get poison. It's also pretty much impossible to detect in a dead body without conducting advanced medical examination.
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>>717566025
He's probably getting cucked by it.
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>>717565735
I remember when my neighbor misted pesticides in my cat's face.

Her eyes were squeezed shut and watery. She made these high little whines until her airway squeezed shut. Apparently she had blisters in her mouth and all down her throat.

Had to have her put down.
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>>717565735
How about you don't? If someone tried to harm my dog they'd quickly find themselves in a massive amount of pain.
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>>717566025

Long story. They keep letting it on purpose to shit under my window. One night I got a bit drunk home after work and put a replica of uzi rifle in the window so they called me the fucking police. after they took a fucking a toy from me, no one in the building speaks with me, they think i'm a terrorist or something even thou they see me in a suit and a tie every day. I've also heard them planing to teach their dog to shit under my window. Now I just want to poison it. I know it's not a dogs fault but I'm pissed off.
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>>717566052
This. Have to mix a good amount together. Make sure to close the door too, trapping in the vapor is important to make sure the crystals set up properly, too much ventilation will ruin them. Also, if it's your first time making them stay in the room to watch the process. It's quite fascinating.
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Order some powder benzo online clonazolam and add it to a brownie mix, feed to dog, and enjoy total respiratory failure. Stuff starts at 30$ for something that could kill an elephant.
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Antifreeze in its water or food. It will cause epilepsy symptoms followed by death.
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>>717566369
Sounds like both you and your neighbors are shit people. You should probably just light the building on fire.
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>>717566052
>>717566152
>>717566408

Right...
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>>717566369
Why not fuck with your neighbors instead. Sounds like they deserve it.
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>>717566334
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>>717566369
Shit under your neighbors window
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>>717565735
Poison your neighbour first. Then feed him to the dog.
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>>717566665
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>>717566725
>>717566666
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throw a candy bar in the yard, one with plenty of dark chocolate. that'll either kill it or make it very ill indeed, owner will just think a kid threw the dog some food.
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>>717565735
You could kill yourself. I hear that's real efficient.
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>>717566492
This, as in all likelihood the vet will incorrectly diagnose neurological problems.
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Antifreeze in water bowl.

Its sweet and the doggos will drink it.
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>>717565933

This. Untracable too.
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Break into their apartment and replace their sleeping pills with amphetamines.
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>>717565735
Killing yourself
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>>717565735
I hope they have kids so that it's extra funny when the dog dies on them. Just leave a bowl of food with chocolate mixed in under your window (so mince and chocolate). When the dog goes to shit, it'll eat the food and get poisoned. The dog shouldn't be near your window, and it's not illegal to leave food out on your own property.

There are a lot of faggots getting mad here because you're planning to kill a dog, b has gone to sjw shit.
>oh no, don't kill 'pupper', I'm a dog loving normie and also have a dog I get sad when dog die boohoo!
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>>717565735
I hope your neighbor finds out what you did and kill yourself.

if you have a problem talk to him first, dont be a pussy.
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>>717568692
wow, dont cut with that edge. what are you, 15?
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>>717568692
Besides like one post where someone actually seemed to care... >>717566334 , most have been offering OP effective solutions to killing the dog and/or himself, either of which adequately resolves his issue. I don't know what fucking thread you're reading, but this one seems to be getting the job done.
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>>717565735
Dont you dare you little cunt
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>>717565735
any day any time these are the steps
>Get poison broken glass or meds dump a lot in whatever you plan to puor it prefference its wet food
>Mix em up real good so its difficult to see
>Eat that shit up your life doesnt worth shit and you should be a hero
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>>717569553
Fuck off

Bumping. There's an obnoxious dog disturbing the peace in my apartment complex. I'm a few apartment buildings away and I can hear it. It must die. This is the owners fault for not training the dog. Too bad I can't kill the owners. So bump, I need to kill a dog. It's usually locked inside the apartment when it's barking. I don't know what the dog looks like.
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poison yourself instead degenerate
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>>717566205
what happened to the neighbours?
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>>717570033
Jesus dude. Just give it a lump of peanut butter. They love that shit, chew it up, and spend the next 3-4 hours trying to get it off their teeth, in silence, and its mouth gets so tired it won't bark until tomorrow.

Also, not toxic.
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>>717566176
underrated post
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>>717565735
Why not just poison your neighbors? Leave the fucking dog out of it?
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>>717570230
I can't break into their apartment every night.
I'm thinking either pick the lock, get in and give it a shit load of dark chocolate or try and ID the dog somehow outside and lay poison on it's walking route.
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>>717570429
You might as well light the house on fire.
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>>717566369
If it's not the dog's fault then leave the dog alone.
Just start taking the dog shit and strategically applying it to your neighbors area. Mailbox, doorstep, door handles, windshield wipers... if anyone asks you about it, just shrug and say "I don't own a dog".
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>>717570527
That would catch the whole apartment building.
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>>717570656
All the better.
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Meat and rat poison. If the dog leaves the house it's gonna be a piece of cake, just put it near the trash or throw over his fence. IF the dog don't leave, you'll have to be a little more stealth. First asure there's nobody home, then just make your way to a window and call the dog. Brake the window, eat the meat and shoot the dog. It will work better than expected.
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>>717565735
I hope you die in a car fire you piece of fucking trash.
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>>717570656
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
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>>717565735
>take some bleach
>drink it
>????
>Profit
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>>717565735
I hope the dog eats your fucking face, you piece of shit.
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With this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZ2eHpth2s
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>>717570964
that's got to be a nigger

or a brazilian
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>>717570964
lmao wtf
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>>717571020
>>717571037
>>717570842
>>717569553
Fuck all you deg sympathizers. You've obviously never dealt with shit dogs. The ones that keep you up at night with their barking in the middle of the night every night will change your mind real fucking quick.
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>>717565735
I hope the dog shits in your mouth while you sleep and you suffocate.
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>>717571285
fucking THIS

there's nop need for anyone in a city to own a dog, they're just disease ridden, barking shit factories
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Just buy some ricin beans from ebay and feed it to the dog.. It's gonna look like dies of fever and and nobody will suspect a thing. ( Yes i took the idea from breaking bad ) it works tho
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>>717566052

also, delete system32
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>>717566205
Do you still live near him, if so you should burn his house down and kill everyone in it
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Ok OP this is what you do listen carefully. You ID the neighbours (leave a phone with the video recording on, after all you're not a nigger without a backup phone amirite?). Then you go to the fish market and get some fish. You put the fish in a 2L water bottle with about 0.5L of water. Leave the bottle in the sun, shut tightly. Now this is the hardest part. You wait for two weeks until the fish fermenta completely. Then you simply chug that shit in their car engine and air vents. That horrible smell NEVER, EVER goes away.
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>>717571489

don't do this if you buy those you'll be on the perma watch terrorist list
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>>717571489
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>>717571285
I have delt with them for 18 years you fuck. I traiin dogs and my whole neighborhood is full of them. You think you have the right to end a life because you don't like it? Oh no a little noise my life is over. Fucking pathetic. Fucking die. Fuck.
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>>717570964
lol

https://youtu.be/dZBOLft7GmU
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>>717566205

well done neighbor. cats are a fucking scourge.
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>>717571711
favelas gonna favela
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>>717565735
IPA pure alcohol
Burn it from inside out
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>>717571701
Yes i do think I have the right. I wont be cucked out of sleep by some worthless dog that contributes nothing but irritation to an entire apartment complex. I hope your favorite dog dies immediately you beta cuck.
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>>717571711
he's giving the doggy a plane ride, looks like a lot of fun for both of them
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>>717571409
Found the muslim
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>>717571960
Well then, by extension if I ever meet you I'm going to fucking slaughter you, just because I don't like you. Fair is fair right?
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>>717570540

this is better
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>>717571701
I hope some one trains a pit bull to rip your throught out
>whitenightingdogs
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>booohoooo s little dog is bullying me! I'm so triggered right now I'm literally shaking! The dog is systematically targeting me for no reason!

Fucking spineless turds. You can't even handle a fucking dog barking or leaving little treats for you OUTSIDE. Why don't you try having fucking mudslimes shooting at your for days on end or hearing the blasts of IEDs just down the road.

>waaahhh! Mommy the big bad dog is making me realize my worthless existence! Pls take the doggy away, I need my safespace!
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>>717571960
>>717572135
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>>717572135
Yeah. you can do whatever you want as long as you have the ability. You just have to deal with the consequences or make sure you don't get caught. Now you know how the world works. You're welcome momma's boy.
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>>717570543

that was funny
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>>717565735
Just K.Y.S
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>>717572194
I own a pit bull jackass. They're only looked down upon because of scum fucks like you who want to turn them into psycho killers. They're actually friendlier than most dogs I know.
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>>717566369
start shitting through their letter box
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>>717565735
run over it with a car. nobody will even suspect it was poisoned
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>>717572254
Thats right you jealous?
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>>717572278
k then, stay away from me then you degenerate garbage and you might avoid a machete in the face.
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>>717565735
Stop thinking like a pussy. If the neighbors dog is Fucking with your shot smack the fuck out of it!
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Death by snu snu.
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>>717565735
Propyleenglycol: Leave a large pan of it out in your driveway. Dog drinks it because its sweet and it dies. Problem solved. Alibi, you were just flushing your radiator
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Post a tweet in its name that you have secrets that will lead to Hillary Clintons imprisonment.
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>>717572439
LMFAO
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>>717566369
op the solution is to kill your neighbors
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>>717570540
this is the obvious solution.
i figure you live in a state like ny? where you cant own a gun? well, you probably wont get away with murdering someones dog. so just get back at them by either taking a shit yourself, or finding there shit and sending it back to them via mail.
dont be an extra huge faggot by hurting an animal that really has no cool what he is doing wrong. If its not this dog, its another. Get back at the inconsiderate neighbors.
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>>717565735
Don't do it. You're better than this. Don't be this kind of shit.
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>>717572766
do this

bitches love propylene glycol

or use ethylene glycol antifreeze, say you were checking fluid levels in the car
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>>717570543
fucking shitskins we need to gas them
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>>717571237
no difference
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strangle it, cook it and eat it
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>>717566964
My dad did that to the neighbor dog who kept getting into our garbage. He poured a bowl out and the fucking thing didn't die.
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>>717565735
If you kill that dog your mother will die in her sleep the same night
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>>717566369
Are you white? If not I don't care about your problems
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>>717565735
with lead bullets, fired from a gun right into its body.

the neighbors will think the dog died because you shot the dog, rather than poisoned it.

no suspicion, just knowledge of an incorrect cause.
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>>717566369
How about you grow some balls and talk to your neighbors.

Ffs, why do so many people want to deal with shit like a pansy?
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>>717566369
>no one in the building speaks with me

Translation: I'm too much of an aspie to speak to anyone in my building.
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>>717573354
because everyone on here has autism and has trouble speaking to other people. jesus how do you forget this
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>>717573354
because dogs are stinking shitty animals and they all deserve to be poisoned
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>>717565735
Also how many other people in your complex and you're the only one complaining. God fucking shit you piss me off. You fucking child, drop your balls and deal with it like a grown adult by shutting the fuck up. It's not your dog, it's not your apartment, it's not your right to do anything but file a noise complaint.

Also thank you for a good rage, I needed one to de-stress.
Dick
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>>717570964
probably the only animal abuse ive ever laughed at
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>>717565735
Poison yourself you massive faggot
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>>717572402
>fucking terrible dogs anon
>dogs are like ausistic children they shit on the floor and always under your feet
>whitenightingpittbulls
You know their nigger dogs don't you are you a nigger, sir
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>>717573539
God you people are pussies. It's not about whether you have the right to do something. It's if you have the ability to do something.
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>>717573508
Woah, you might want to watch that edge man, don't wanna rip time and space apart you know
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>>717566369
dood learn to write a coherent thought. jesus. what a trainwreck. also, don't be a bitch. poison the people, you sensitive cunt.
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>>717566369
>I know it's not a dogs fault but I'm pissed off.
So just poison your neighbours, maybe even the whole building
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Put a sign up that says please pick up after your pets if they don't and are doing it intentionally get a mini cam and record them in the Act take that to the local law enforcement and then you can tell them all about how your neighbor has been being a gigantic ass hole to you
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>make it bite you a few times
>call police dangerous dog attacked me
>if murican they will shoot it
>if not you can have it put down by a vet
>the owners will suffer more
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>>717566369
Inject pesticides into food and feed it
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Also you can buy a product to spray around that area where the dog goes to the bathroom so it doesn't want to go there anymore it will keep using that spot to go to the bathroom anyway because of sent this will work and will not harm any one
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My friends dad was fed up with one of the neighbours, who always let her dog into the stairway, and it always shat there. He (the dad) finally took matters to his own hands by literally smearing onme of the dog shits on the neighbours door. The dog was not seen in the stairway ever again.
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>>717574023
oh utter horseshit. no one can legally put down a dog for biting someone. they'll ask you to quarantine it for a couple of days and animal control will come over and make sure it's not foaming at the mouth. Cops might shoot it if it pisses them off when they bust you for dealing meth.
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>>717571489
>ricin beans
Wow.
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>>717573708
How am I the pussy? You're the one bit ching about b eing bothered by something that's less than half your size. Also yeah you are correct, you have the ability to do it regardless of rights, but others have the ability to jail or kill you right back in response.
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>>717572062
kek
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>>717574800
found the pussy
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>>717565735
stop being an edgy 15 year old
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>>717565735
Raisins. Lots of raisins.
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>>717566369
hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha being this much of a faggot

I didn't actually think people like you really existed

Get over it
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>>717572194
I don't white knight jack shit bro, I state facts like an adult. I don't bit ch about childish shit like oh that dog was mean and loud, wahhh, poor bab grow the fuck up
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>>717565965
You need to see a psychiatrist
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>>717566052
Nah don't do it, it will fill up your bathroom with toxic gas. Just mix something with meat and feed it to the poor bastard, rat poison is my personal favorite bbut you can find other types of poison aswell.
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>>717575090
You ain't never found a pussy and you ain't never gonna.
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>>717566369
holy shit
OP is angry people stole his toy gun
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>>717575498
Seriously , OP deserves it for trying to display fake guns in his window to scare off his neighbor. I don't blame them for thinking he's a terrorist. He brought this on himself.
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>>717574472
Can confirm. Dogs love ricin beans.
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>>717565735
xylitol
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>>717575768
Anyone? No one? Really? Huh...
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>>717566369
https://www.predatorpeestore.com/wolf-urine.html

... or bear urine. The dog won't come near your window after that.
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>>717571960
People who put the same value to a dog as a human should be eliminated from the face of the earth.
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>>717566369
If its barking isn't the problem, then just set up some motion sensors and very bright lights under your window, and maybe some alarms, especially with a dog whistle pitch and a visible camera. The dog nor the neighbors will want to continue with their plan.
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>>717572135
Anonymous
People who put the same value to a dog as a human should be eliminated from the face of the earth.
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>>717576775
Ah, Islam ... Satan's own religion
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>>717565735
you are going about this all wrong. get a big ultrasonic noise generator. Wait until the dead of night and blast it. The dog will go mental. do this every day until they get rid of the dog or train it better. This guy has a small one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lKTdHw-Q0M
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faggots
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>>717575780
referring op to my post...
its cheap
it kills dogs
its delicious
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gay buttsex fags
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>>717565735
Move away, let the dog die of old age
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>>717565735
You are crazy.
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youtube.com/watch?v=wUtiUHt5KSE
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>>717566124
Most rat-poison nowadays have a solution that forces vomit in humans, that also works on dogs, to avoid accidents or crimes such as these.
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>>717571960
>>717576502
See
>>717572135
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>>717565735

Befriend him so he'll love you and won't bother you anymore.
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My ex poisoned two of our neighbors dogs with tuna and antifreeze. She was charged eventually.
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>>717565735
Start with killing yourself edgelord
10/10 cases you are the problem
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>>717577096
This
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>>717566369
Shit in one of those big manila envelopes. Stick the open end under neighbor's door, and jump, full force, onto the envelope. This sends shit flying a a massive explosion, coating everything in range of the door.
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>>717565735
Antifreeze
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>>717565735
Dogs have the mental capacity of a 3-4 year old. Why don't you poison children too while you are at it? Or better yet, just fucking blow your brains out you worthless sack of shit.

Seriously, harming a dog that didn't bite you is the biggest pussy move ever. Anyone who does this is subhuman. I don't care how you feel about their owner, do not fucking harm a dog. Harm the owner, sure. Leave the innocent and childlike dog out of it you fucking psychopath.
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>>717565735
ok op, here is what you do
1 Capture dog
2 Hide dog someplace where they won't find it
3 Take care of dog for about a month, train it to like you
4 Shave dog in odd places, then let loose in your building

the owners will think it's something random crazy dog, be a good Samaritan and take it in, this will give you bonus points with your other building neighbors.
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>>717579178
kek, this will never work. any dog owner will be able to recognize their own dog, even if you shave them.
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>>717579342
you shave it in odd places, making it look like a mangy mutt, if you feed it whipped cream right before you let it loose they could think it's rabid.
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>>717571573

The enzymes in that shit stick to everything. They are indeed impossible to remove. This is probably one of the most malicious posts in the thread.

That said, be a fuckin' man, confront the neighbors by putting the dogshit outside their door. You don't own a dog, they'll get the hint.
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