Long story. They keep letting it on purpose to shit under my window. One night I got a bit drunk home after work and put a replica of uzi rifle in the window so they called me the fucking police. after they took a fucking a toy from me, no one in the building speaks with me, they think i'm a terrorist or something even thou they see me in a suit and a tie every day. I've also heard them planing to teach their dog to shit under my window. Now I just want to poison it. I know it's not a dogs fault but I'm pissed off.
>>717566052 This. Have to mix a good amount together. Make sure to close the door too, trapping in the vapor is important to make sure the crystals set up properly, too much ventilation will ruin them. Also, if it's your first time making them stay in the room to watch the process. It's quite fascinating.
>>717565735 I hope they have kids so that it's extra funny when the dog dies on them. Just leave a bowl of food with chocolate mixed in under your window (so mince and chocolate). When the dog goes to shit, it'll eat the food and get poisoned. The dog shouldn't be near your window, and it's not illegal to leave food out on your own property.
There are a lot of faggots getting mad here because you're planning to kill a dog, b has gone to sjw shit. >oh no, don't kill 'pupper', I'm a dog loving normie and also have a dog I get sad when dog die boohoo!
>>717568692 Besides like one post where someone actually seemed to care... >>717566334 , most have been offering OP effective solutions to killing the dog and/or himself, either of which adequately resolves his issue. I don't know what fucking thread you're reading, but this one seems to be getting the job done.
>>717565735 any day any time these are the steps >Get poison broken glass or meds dump a lot in whatever you plan to puor it prefference its wet food >Mix em up real good so its difficult to see >Eat that shit up your life doesnt worth shit and you should be a hero
Bumping. There's an obnoxious dog disturbing the peace in my apartment complex. I'm a few apartment buildings away and I can hear it. It must die. This is the owners fault for not training the dog. Too bad I can't kill the owners. So bump, I need to kill a dog. It's usually locked inside the apartment when it's barking. I don't know what the dog looks like.
>>717570033 Jesus dude. Just give it a lump of peanut butter. They love that shit, chew it up, and spend the next 3-4 hours trying to get it off their teeth, in silence, and its mouth gets so tired it won't bark until tomorrow.
>>717570230 I can't break into their apartment every night. I'm thinking either pick the lock, get in and give it a shit load of dark chocolate or try and ID the dog somehow outside and lay poison on it's walking route.
>>717566369 If it's not the dog's fault then leave the dog alone. Just start taking the dog shit and strategically applying it to your neighbors area. Mailbox, doorstep, door handles, windshield wipers... if anyone asks you about it, just shrug and say "I don't own a dog".
Meat and rat poison. If the dog leaves the house it's gonna be a piece of cake, just put it near the trash or throw over his fence. IF the dog don't leave, you'll have to be a little more stealth. First asure there's nobody home, then just make your way to a window and call the dog. Brake the window, eat the meat and shoot the dog. It will work better than expected.
>>717571020 >>717571037 >>717570842 >>717569553 Fuck all you deg sympathizers. You've obviously never dealt with shit dogs. The ones that keep you up at night with their barking in the middle of the night every night will change your mind real fucking quick.
Ok OP this is what you do listen carefully. You ID the neighbours (leave a phone with the video recording on, after all you're not a nigger without a backup phone amirite?). Then you go to the fish market and get some fish. You put the fish in a 2L water bottle with about 0.5L of water. Leave the bottle in the sun, shut tightly. Now this is the hardest part. You wait for two weeks until the fish fermenta completely. Then you simply chug that shit in their car engine and air vents. That horrible smell NEVER, EVER goes away.
>>717571285 I have delt with them for 18 years you fuck. I traiin dogs and my whole neighborhood is full of them. You think you have the right to end a life because you don't like it? Oh no a little noise my life is over. Fucking pathetic. Fucking die. Fuck.
>>717571701 Yes i do think I have the right. I wont be cucked out of sleep by some worthless dog that contributes nothing but irritation to an entire apartment complex. I hope your favorite dog dies immediately you beta cuck.
>booohoooo s little dog is bullying me! I'm so triggered right now I'm literally shaking! The dog is systematically targeting me for no reason!
Fucking spineless turds. You can't even handle a fucking dog barking or leaving little treats for you OUTSIDE. Why don't you try having fucking mudslimes shooting at your for days on end or hearing the blasts of IEDs just down the road.
>waaahhh! Mommy the big bad dog is making me realize my worthless existence! Pls take the doggy away, I need my safespace!
>>717572135 Yeah. you can do whatever you want as long as you have the ability. You just have to deal with the consequences or make sure you don't get caught. Now you know how the world works. You're welcome momma's boy.
>>717570540 this is the obvious solution. i figure you live in a state like ny? where you cant own a gun? well, you probably wont get away with murdering someones dog. so just get back at them by either taking a shit yourself, or finding there shit and sending it back to them via mail. dont be an extra huge faggot by hurting an animal that really has no cool what he is doing wrong. If its not this dog, its another. Get back at the inconsiderate neighbors.
>>717565735 Also how many other people in your complex and you're the only one complaining. God fucking shit you piss me off. You fucking child, drop your balls and deal with it like a grown adult by shutting the fuck up. It's not your dog, it's not your apartment, it's not your right to do anything but file a noise complaint.
Also thank you for a good rage, I needed one to de-stress. Dick
>>717572402 >fucking terrible dogs anon >dogs are like ausistic children they shit on the floor and always under your feet >whitenightingpittbulls You know their nigger dogs don't you are you a nigger, sir
Put a sign up that says please pick up after your pets if they don't and are doing it intentionally get a mini cam and record them in the Act take that to the local law enforcement and then you can tell them all about how your neighbor has been being a gigantic ass hole to you
Also you can buy a product to spray around that area where the dog goes to the bathroom so it doesn't want to go there anymore it will keep using that spot to go to the bathroom anyway because of sent this will work and will not harm any one
My friends dad was fed up with one of the neighbours, who always let her dog into the stairway, and it always shat there. He (the dad) finally took matters to his own hands by literally smearing onme of the dog shits on the neighbours door. The dog was not seen in the stairway ever again.
>>717574023 oh utter horseshit. no one can legally put down a dog for biting someone. they'll ask you to quarantine it for a couple of days and animal control will come over and make sure it's not foaming at the mouth. Cops might shoot it if it pisses them off when they bust you for dealing meth.
>>717573708 How am I the pussy? You're the one bit ching about b eing bothered by something that's less than half your size. Also yeah you are correct, you have the ability to do it regardless of rights, but others have the ability to jail or kill you right back in response.
>>717566052 Nah don't do it, it will fill up your bathroom with toxic gas. Just mix something with meat and feed it to the poor bastard, rat poison is my personal favorite bbut you can find other types of poison aswell.
>>717566369 If its barking isn't the problem, then just set up some motion sensors and very bright lights under your window, and maybe some alarms, especially with a dog whistle pitch and a visible camera. The dog nor the neighbors will want to continue with their plan.
>>717565735 you are going about this all wrong. get a big ultrasonic noise generator. Wait until the dead of night and blast it. The dog will go mental. do this every day until they get rid of the dog or train it better. This guy has a small one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lKTdHw-Q0M
>>717566369 Shit in one of those big manila envelopes. Stick the open end under neighbor's door, and jump, full force, onto the envelope. This sends shit flying a a massive explosion, coating everything in range of the door.
>>717565735 Dogs have the mental capacity of a 3-4 year old. Why don't you poison children too while you are at it? Or better yet, just fucking blow your brains out you worthless sack of shit.
Seriously, harming a dog that didn't bite you is the biggest pussy move ever. Anyone who does this is subhuman. I don't care how you feel about their owner, do not fucking harm a dog. Harm the owner, sure. Leave the innocent and childlike dog out of it you fucking psychopath.
>>717565735 ok op, here is what you do 1 Capture dog 2 Hide dog someplace where they won't find it 3 Take care of dog for about a month, train it to like you 4 Shave dog in odd places, then let loose in your building
the owners will think it's something random crazy dog, be a good Samaritan and take it in, this will give you bonus points with your other building neighbors.
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