Ask a p-psychologist anything! Have a problem y-you want to

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>>717557931
Yo where the fuck is lucy at, and why are you replacing her?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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>>717557931
Is it time to get bespectacled?

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>>717558002
S-she charges too much.

>>717558015
None!

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>>717558037
You should take care of your vision.

>>717557931
Why do we dream?

What is the meaning of life?

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>>717558127
To be reminded of the unachievable. Or to point out just how much of a weirdo your kinks make you. One or the other.

ur rood

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>>717558037
If y-you like.

>>717558127
W-we sleep in order to widen blood vessels in the brain, which h-helps removes toxins and waste; t-this stimulates random areas of the brain, causing dreaming.

>>717558213
To r-reproduce!

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>>717558089
These are for a special purpose. Don't worry about my vision ^^

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>>717558214
N-neither.

>>717558215
P-please. I w-would never be rood to Anonymous <4

Who would win 2 white or 3 magma?

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>>717558225
So if you lack the desire to reproduce it's pointless?

>>717557931
How forget painful memories?

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>>717558262
2 white of c-course.

>>717558273
W-why would what you desire influence reality?

My chest hurts am I going to die

>>717557931
Why do you write as if you were b-b-b-b-b-brain-damaged?
Fellow psychologist asking

>>717557931
D-does S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-ss-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-S--S-S-S-SS-S-S-S--S-S-S-s-s-s-S-s-S-s-s--S-s--S-s-S-s-S--s-S-Ex Have any inherit meaning?

>>717558225
>To r-reproduce!
I prefer the word "fuck" but good enough

I'm tired of living and medication never worked, can't even smoke or drink, what do

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Is this a r-r-r-r-r-r-r-roleplay thread or a feels thread
it feels like a shittier version of either

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>>717558300
Oh, I r-read an interesting article on this actually! Beta blockers!

https://www.wired.com/2012/02/ff_forgettingpill/

V-very effective at reducing the emotional impact of memories!

>>717558308
Probably not

>>717558338
Fucking is a means to an end, not an end itself.

>>717557931
i can no longer enjoy video games. i get way to angry and get no goy from winning, only sadness from losing so i end up with a net loss in my attitude and end up overall way sadder than when i began. how/can i fix this?

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>>717558315
I d-don't; stutters aren't produced by brain damage, but instead usually b-by emotional problems.

You must be a Jung psychologist or something <4

>>717558354
W-what do you mean tired of living? Give me m-more data, ANonymous <4

>>717558356
It's neither <4

>>717558015
*If a woodchuck could ever give a fuck

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>>717558305
Because you are not working towards that point. And what about people who can't?

>>717558308
"my chest is so tight am i goin to die"

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I still really want to have sex with my mother in law. Also a previous client contacted me and I remember how much I'd like to have sex with her too. Pic looks like MIL

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>>717558403
B-by not playing video games. You've r-reached the end line of y-your addiction, dear; put them down f-for a few months, let some truly great titles c-come out, then pick them up again!

>>717558439
J-just because you aren't working towards it d-doesn't mean it isn't the point.

And they can still reproduce parts of their genetic code via kinship selection dear <4

>>717558468
Is t-this a question or are y-you just bragging?

>>717558414
Stutters appear in vocal language and is not present in fucking written text. Idiot. I'm CBT-schooled
What are you schooled in?

Do yo-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uu--u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uuu-u--u-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-u-U-u-uU H-a-Ve-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-E-e--E-e---E--e-E-e-E--eE--e-
Au-T-i-s-t-ic-tT-IS-MmmMmMmmmmm-sms
?

>>717558403
Start a free2play mobile game and you will get all the goys.

>>717558414
Everything is tiring and nothing is rewarding

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>>717558273
Whether you reproduce or not, you're still taking part in the reproduction process of the species by existing, more or less. Alice would probably know more about that. Also, you can and do reproduce ideas without reproducing your genes.
Also Pikachu.

>>717558497
but i dont do anything else with my time and dont have the motivation to do so the only reason i play them is to keep myself from starting the car in the garage and listening to the wall full album

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>>717558577
Stuttering does not occur in the middle of words. Get it right.

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>>717558536
Oh d-dear, CBT? That's q-quite an interesting form of therapy I often r-recommend in these threads, b-but I thought it was empirically based.

Here I am, empirically s-stuttering in "fucking written text", and y-you discount it? Tut tut tut <4

>>717558582
T-that sounds like anhedonia; w-what have you tried?

I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry you are suffering Anonymous; I have the same symptoms, so I understand quite well how debilitating it can be.

>>717558633
Motivation c-comes from doing, you d-don't use it to do things silly.

If you don't do anything else with your time, then start.

No matter what I do, everything I give for correction comes back with errors and my trainer at work is mad at me. I've had multiple discussions now and nothing is bringing me further I keep making mistakes that I should know not to do but it just kills me more inside everytime

>>717558680
SSRIs, various adhd meds