you forgot to fucking reply with: ">girlfriend
Implying you're not just texting yourself from some texting app in the hopes to get some replies in your shit thread." and: "dubs don't lie"
Say: "If you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight, you will never get a bf or gf again, you will lose all of your friends and never gain any again, and you will get rejected by any job you apply for/ you will be fired from your current job."
If I ever see you irl again or you reply again, I will tie you up against an electric poll in the middle of a busy street, strip your clothes, and rape you until you're bleeding dustbunnies.
>"which I done with my parents"
>"which I done"
I'm guessing you're from that kind of South where they just don't care about grammar anymore, right?