Dubs picks what I say to my girlfriend.

we should get married

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>>717555833
lol #rekt

>>717555833
legend.

CHEEKI BREEKI

Consider this an official proposal, i know its crappy over the phone but with your face its not like you deserve better lol

/thread

>>717555795
>girlfriend
Implying you're not just texting yourself from some texting app in the hopes to get some replies in your shit thread.

Can I nut on your face later? KACHOW!

>>717555833
Checked.

Im serious, lets do it tommorow.

>>717556055
dubs don't lie

>>717556233
Confirmed
Rolling for:
I want you to eat my ass on our honeymoon

>>717556366
Hey babe I'm jerking off, can I see your tits?

i kind of wish op was a faker, then we'd at least get replies from his fake gf

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ

>Just kidding bitch you smell like my boyfriend's dick after it's been 3 leagues into my ass

>>717556366
Still hasn't replied. Probably getting fucked by Chad.

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She's not being that interesting. Dubs.

"OK since you ignored me. I'll let you sleep with other guys if we get married."

>>717556694
you forgot to fucking reply with: ">girlfriend
Implying you're not just texting yourself from some texting app in the hopes to get some replies in your shit thread." and: "dubs don't lie"

Say : I'm dead serious, let's get married I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Say: "If you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight, you will never get a bf or gf again, you will lose all of your friends and never gain any again, and you will get rejected by any job you apply for/ you will be fired from your current job."

I'm cheating on you with Jessica.

Im being serious, Im breaking up with you...

>>717556807
Should I say this? I thought more replies had to wait until I posted the most recent, but I will if you people want me to.

>>717557000
WINFUCKINGRAR THE TRIPS HAVE DECIDED

>>717555795
I cummed to your grandma's ashes.

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Too bad she takes forever to fucking reply

>inb4 op told his gf about this before he posted so she can expect any response, and then put some filler shit to distract us.

>>717557236
Nah, what would be the point in that? It wouldn't entertain me to tell her "hehe xd I'm sending u some shit from this website :3333" and just tell her whatever I'm told to.

>>717556622
Yall just gonna skip these dubs?

If I ever see you irl again or you reply again, I will tie you up against an electric poll in the middle of a busy street, strip your clothes, and rape you until you're bleeding dustbunnies.

I want an open relationship, I'd love to see you other men.

Fuck off Mr. Lahey

>>717557504
Roll

>>717557711
nice win

>>717557474
rolling for this

"also, i have some fetish and want you to kick the shit outta me"

She probably already hooked up with another man, and fucked him 17 times by now. If she wasn't doing that already, as OP is always a faggot.

>>717557474
Kek

Roll

>>717557811
Nice dubs

>>717557474
Rolling haha

Jk im not but i really was serious about the marriage thing

>>717558007
reroll once for luck

>>717557437
OP post these fucking dubs, you nigger.

Sorry i was kidding about the breaking up thing but tbh I'm super horny

h

deus vult

I want to fuck your Dad.

i wanna impregnate you and fuck your newborn children to death

>>717558222
WINRAR

>>717558222
TRIPS RULES ALL

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>>717558222
Trips demands this

>>717558222
Kek

>>717558222
YESSSSS

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>>717555795
>"which I done with my parents"
>"which I done"
>"done"
I'm guessing you're from that kind of South where they just don't care about grammar anymore, right?

>>717558475
That's really more of a northern thing. Southerners care far more about grammar.

You have no idea how hard I get just at the thought of fucking a baby in its still-developing asshole. I want to rip its ass open and feel its pulse up against my cock.

>>717558222
op is a fegit for not delivering..

>>717558571
christ...