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Greetings from the Xolian Empire. I am Kleegharr and I come here

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Greetings from the Xolian Empire. I am Kleegharr and I come here as an emissary of Overlord Xondarr, bringing with me a message of peace.

We wish to have an open dialogue with your species, especially in light of certain events in the last 30-40 years. For unknown reasons, thousands of members of our species were transported to your world. Even now they are living among you. We Xolians are shapeshifters, our molecular structure is in a constant state of change, but we believe you may yet be able to recognize members of our species among you. We would very much like to take them back home.

Present any among you that you suspect to be aliens and we will determine their true origins through our superior technology. If we find members of our species among those you selected, you will be bestowed with a great reward.
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Will you please probe my anus?
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Can I come?
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What are you doin' here space niggers?
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>>717546392
Hope Emperor Trump removes you moon niggers post haste
Kys fish eyes
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>>717546392
Fuck you, if you come to abduct some of us, take all the indians. They are fun to be around and only shit on the streets so your spaceship will be clean.
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>>717546392
Is the hadron collider a mistake
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>>717546428
We do not understand this query. Is this anus of yours a living creature we might inspect?

>>717546530
Present a sample of your appearance and that shall be determined.

>>717546532
We assumed members of your species were fluent in communication. We have stated our objectives already.

>>717546552
Is this Emperor Trump anything like Overlord Xondarr?

>>717546639
What are these indians?
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Not a Xolian, but check out Keanu Reeves.
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>>717546678
Please explain.

>>717546711
Where might we find him? What does he look like?
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>>717546711
How do I say Keanu?
Kee-an-ooh
Or
Keen-ooh
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>>717546392
Go home space niggers, you're drunk.
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>>717546850
will the collider kill mankind
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>>717546850
I can't give you that information. Good luck. He is very dangerous.
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GTFO earth you space nigger
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>>717546943
We cannot predict the future. We see the propensity for your "buttsex" being far more problematic.

>>717546902
Fascinating.

>>717546987
I see.

>>717547061
We are not on your planet. We are in a spacevessel in earth orbit.
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>>717546697
Yo, i can take you to my leader, he can give you all the wealth in the world. But i need to pay for tax fees and currently dont have money. Please paypal $500 to 1337dominoe13 at gmail dot cum
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Yea, they call themselves aboriginal and they live in Australia. Please take them
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>>717547109
fuk u ayy lmao's, I am not gay
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>>717547115
What is this wealth? Is it anything like Overlord Xondarr?

>>717547156
Australia. Can you provide an example of what these "aboriginals" look like?
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>>717547109
Then Gtfo Our orbit, we don't like chink eyed space alien niggers
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>>717547109
i just fapped to this .. mind if i blow my mayonnaise all over your face as a gift from earth
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Proof jesus was an alien

https://youtu.be/w-vs-xI3fUU
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take me! adventure awaits, i wont respond or look at this post ill br waiting if you can find me brother.
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>>717547208

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVc
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>>717547204
Forgive me, I meant your overall species.

>>717547268
If you do not cease threatening us we will destroy Tokyo again.

>>717547278
What is this fapping? Is it anything like Overlord Xondarr?

>>717547280
Fascinating.

>>717547364
Please present a photographic depiction of yourself.

>>717547386
Fascinating.
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Aboriginal women
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>>717547480
Why the fuck do you keep saying overlord xondarr, who is that
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>>717547568
Their overlord
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Listen up ayylmaos. Everyone knows you don't exist. Take your bags, god, and unicorns and get the fuck out of my reality.
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>>717547520
Scans indicate the subjects in question are nothing more than earthen gorillas.

>>717547568
>>717547714
Overlord Xondarr is our leader, our god, and our example. We seek to be like Overlord Xondarr in all his outward sterility, androgyny, and purity of thought. Overlord Xondarr can be your Overlord too. One day we promise Overlord Xondarr will be Overlord of all. It is the destiny of Overlord Xondarr's greatness.
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Hey /b/ Lets make a religion about overlord Xondarr.
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>>717546392
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>717547795
We do not understand. We will destroy Tokyo if you do not cease these sonic vibrations.
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>>717547803
Tell xondarr I said ayy lmao
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>>717547868
To serve Overlord Xondarr you must rid yourself of all dimorphic traits and devote yourself to an asexual way of life.

>>717547872
Fascinating.

>>717547884
The message has been sent.
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>>717548041
Please send this to the Overlord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVc
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a present for xondarr
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>>717548041
>devote
>asexual way of life
>asexual
>way
>of
>life
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>>717548248
Nigga wat?
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>>717548200
A DIMORPHIC TRAIT! THIS IS BLASPHEMY AGAINST OVERLORD XONDARR! DO YOU WISH FOR US TO DESTROY TOKYO?
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Show us what you look like along with a timestamp so we can help you out easier.
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>>717548318
what do you have against tokyo?
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>>717548318
Plz daddy
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>>717548318

OH FUCK! THE AYYLMAO'S HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED!
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Is Overlord Xondarr a woman? And if so would I be able to have the right to probe her alien slot with my earthling shlong.
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If this is legit... fly outside the front of my house tomorrow
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>>717548466
RUN FOR THE HILLS
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>>717548248
4chan is ready then
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>>717548318
please do so
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>>717548318
Yes, we do. Destroy Tokyo.
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>>717548481
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Fuck off we're full
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>>717548318
but that's where papa frank lives :,(
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>>717548606
take him too
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>>717546392
>We would very much like to take them back home.
What of those who may not wish to return?

>you will be bestowed with a great reward.
I've no need "emissary Kleegharr".
Your people do not interest me.
Your technology does not appeal to me.
Your wrath does not bring me fear.
Your knowledge situationally is the only currency you truly have to offer me.
Which would cause certain uniformed gentlemen to be knocking at my door in an instant.
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Excuse me ayy lmaos. Would we be able to teach you about chambers of gas that make you feel younger?
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>>717548423
Our measure of time is different than yours. And time dilation makes it even more difficult. We will take this request to Overlord Xondarr.

>>717548432
We have nothing against your earth cities. We always start with Tokyo.

>>717548481
...

>>717548606
He has survived our conquest before.

>>717548684
All must be returned to Overlord Xondarr.
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>>717548592
That's the Australian immigration policy
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>>717548750
The one called Hitler demonstrated the use of these machines for us. They did not interest us.
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>>717547480
>destroy Tokyo again.
>again
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>>717548871
We have fixed them. They are new and improved. Even more powerful.
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>>717548786
what is the meaning of life?
What is on the edge of the universe? are there other universes?
How advance would you consider the human race?
What is the most technological thing you ayy lmaos have created?
and what do you think about black people?
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>>717548921
Then why have you not eradicated the Jews yet?
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>>717548979
They were just tests. We needed to save some of them. They are now designed for you.
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We have plentiful niggers to be your slaves, preferably Black Lives Matter, they love working.
Jews are greedy but they enjoy meeting new people so they're good slaves as well, also rich. Please consider the following.
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>>717548786
have you ayy lmaos ever encountered a creature that looks like this in the universe?
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>>717548786
If you are so insistent and the twin currencies of knowledge & understanding are accepted, I will still need something to even have a chance of assisting you.

How, if your kind are shape-shifters could one of us identify one of you with the greatest of ease?

I'm even willing to find you any I may before asking for my "reward", a courtesy I would not extend to my own species...
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>what is the meaning of life?
To be like Overlord Xondarr

>What is on the edge of the universe? are there other universes?
The universe exists inside an infinite cheesewheel owned by the beginning Rogarr who refuses to eat it. He has not replied to our communications. We have seen other cheesewheels in his possession. It is possible they contain Xolians as well.

>How advance would you consider the human race?
Forgive me, but we do not understand the question.

>What is the most technological thing you ayy lmaos have created?
Please restate.

>and what do you think about black people?
What are these black people?
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>>717549213
niggers
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>>717549213
what is your races most advanced technology?
and how primitive are humans?
also, black people are like us but very very very BLACK
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>>717549021
Then we shall utilize them on the people of Tokyo.

>>717549141
Niggers? What are these niggers?
And we are aware of the Jews. We do not consider them "our problem".

>>717549171
This image appears to be one of the children of Xondarr. How did you acquire this?

>>717549209
We requested your help in order to begin a peace with your people. We believed that a reward would further excite you. We will not alter our agreement.

>>717549286
This word continues to confuse us.
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What do you think of this?
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>>717548524
All hail the great Overlord Xondarr, may he make the Xolian Empire great again!
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>>717549213
What happens if you don't want to be like Overlord Xondarr?
What really happened in Area 51?
Can you beam me a sandwich? I'm kinda hungry.
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