Hey /b/. It's 3A.M. where I'm at, but I can't

>>717539616
Sure

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anticipation and anxiety about what?

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Impending doom-like?

>>717539814
Well, a complicated situation with a girl I like. Things are probably going to go either really well, or really bad tomorrow.

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>>717539953
You're either about to learn what works, or what doesn't. Just make sure you learn.

>>717540085
Well, I'm just hoping it all works out.

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>>717540231
Us too. Pound her ass for all of us...

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>>717539953
I suggest you do this , and yell THIS IS SPARTA!

>also, you might need a crane to pull her up..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w

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>>717540327

>>717539616
What are you planning to do exactly

>>717540369
Heh. Nah, I'm not in it for sex my man.
>>717540397
That's a pretty good way of thinking about it.

post a pic of her >>717539616

>>717539817
Nice feet

>>717540744
I don't trust /b/ not to do something stupid with it.

>>717539817
N I C E F E E T
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Im bored wat do you like to talk about?


https://youtu.be/7D9G8H7oWcQ

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>>717541449
Philosophy, theology, sociology, politics, religion, intricacies of the universe and the human spirit, and pretty much anything else thought provoking.

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>>717541672
Nice where to start off.
What are your beliefs and any useful info?
Im a neet any advice.

Thanks for responding I always want to talk

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>>717539616
duuuuubbbssss......duuubbbssss
Give me your duuuubs

>>717542266
I've been infected with the get virus the next to get another get is also infected and must spread the get virus

>>717541844
Protestant Christian. I'm only about halfway through the Old Testament though.

I'm a firm believer that God made each and every human incredibly complex and distinct. We each have our talents and purpose, but whether or not we use and realize them is up to us.

Politically, I'm a conservative libertarian. I hate both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. The fact that our presidential nominees came down to an overgrown oompa loompa with plastic hair and a terrorist funder that was trying to get back at her husband for a blowjob he got in the nineties makes me incredibly sad.

>>717542266
Nice double dubs /b/ro.

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>>717542601
I was atheist but want to be christain now although i dont know anything about denominations.

Gnostic sounds intresting.
Im more conservative now but know nothing bout politics and am glad hillary lost

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>>717543136
Catholicism and Gnosticism are weird as all Hell. Protestant is pretty straight forward.

>>717543401
I like weird as hell. My intrests are cymatics and music. Do you have any hobbies?

>>717543750
Video games, music (alternative rock mostly, ) movies, hanging out with friends and family, and I created my own game that I play with my friends. Sometimes I'll do sketches and such for it, but I need more practice.

>>717543750
I like cymatics and music too, anon.

>>717544265
I love sketching but its extremely hard. Wats the game you made?


>>717544295
What kind of music do you like? I want to make cymatics experiments on my own.
Im trying to make analog beats.


https://youtu.be/bAMKwm0uOIg

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>>717539616
Cum, that's gonna make you feel better.

>>717539616
I solve that problem with vitamin Alcohol.

>>717545512
It's loosely based off of what I remember from playing first edition D&D with my dad.

>>717546137
D&D is fun as hell but i got no one to play with.
Where u from?

>>717546295
Indiana. You?

>>717546496
RI
Who are your fav authors?
Mine are phil dick and lovecraft

>>717546574
Phillip K. Dick is absolutely amazing. I'm currently reading The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. I've wanted to get into Lovecraft for a while, but I've never gotten around to it.

>>717546751
Three stigmata fucking terrified hes a fantastic writier hes what makes me want to become gnostic

Shadow out of time is my favourite lovecraft story

Got a twitter? Mines @On_Dougs

>>717546909
Nah. I avoid social media like the plague.

>>717547059
Good choice i never use it much

>>717547632
>>717547059
Hows it hanging my dudes

>>717547632
Don't blame you.
>>717547736
Not too bad man. Working on a sketch.

>>717547898 i am just eating tictacs and watching cringe vids

>>717547736
Pretty tight

Wat are you doin?

>>717548126
> Living the dream

>>717539616
4 now where im at what you niggers doing?

>>717548126
Cringe vids r hilarious im trying to make a few

https://youtu.be/t0YyKTs32h8

>>717548356
Being bored and cant stop fappin

>>717548356
Sketching. About to hop off and take a shower. How about yourself?

>>717539616
>I can't sleep due to a solid mix of anticipation and anxiety.

i'm up due to a mix of vodka and orange juice. what do you want to talk about?

>>717548655
Actually man, I'm about to hit the shower. If the thread's still alive when I get out, I'll talk at you.

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>>717548356
Waiting for my friend to come online so i can play games with him

>>717548655
I work as a Sushi bitch boy ask questions if ya want

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>>717539616

sure op, lets talk. nice picture

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z4x1XaUbHQ

>>717539616

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Alright. OP has returned.

i'm still here. still drinking, on about my 5th day of a vodka bender

>>717551051
Dang man. What's going on there?

well, just to get the conversation started....

ate the wife's pussy tonight. she practically levitated above the bed she came so hard. damn i'm good.

>>717551300
just me being me. i'm kinda well off and my wife does a 6 figure bank job, so i retired at an early age. so i just pretty much drink liquor and play my guitars night and day

>>717551310
So, it sounds like you really got her juices flowing, huh, anon? Did she immediately return the favor to you or is she planning to, do you think?

>>717551460
she would have, but i'm the same guy that's on a 5 day vodka binge, so it really wasn't possible if you know what i mean. i'll get her soon. i just love sucking pussy so i didn't mind the one way.

>>717551310
Did not need to know that.

>>717551591
>Did not need to know that
tough shit, hard cheese. it's the chance you take coming to /b/

>>717551420
Eh, so long as you're content. Relaxing all day ain't really a bad thing.

>>717551591
Hit a dry patch?

>>717551662
Can't really argue with that I guess.

>>717551668
it does get old after a while though. i've been self employed since i was 21, so it's been pretty much a party my whole life. then i made a killing on land and gold, all i have to do anymore is try to make music or hone my firearm skills. sometimes i run out of things to do besides drink

>>717551756
I'm still a kissless virgin. I'm in highschool though, and I've got someone that I'm interested in. Situation is complex, but we're sorta kinda together.

>>717551859
Try and find more hobbies man.

>>717539616
Have you ever felt this way before any other big occasion in your life until now?

>>717552012
yeah, i try. i've got dogs and i have a tree farm. the opioids fucked me up a few years ago and i just don't have a lot of ambition anymore. i do my best

>>717551935
don't worry, everything will fall into line eventually.

>>717552048
Just situations that deal with her.

>>717552012
want to hear my crappy bar band?

>>717552215
Hell man, I hope you find something worthwhile. Thanks for the encouragement.

>>717552333
Sure.

>>717552429
ok, gimme a few to post it. or i might already have it up on our website, i'm about brain dead ATM. it's me and one other guy from Canada, we do all this shit over the internet. he records his instruments then the emails me what he did and i record my shit then i do the mixing and viola, we have a song

>>717552295
Are you gonna ask her out or something?

>>717551935
I'm nearly 22 and in the same boat. Don't sweat it.

Though you have some prime opportunities if you're still in hs, lol.

>>717552566
i think this is it, check it out

http://www.edelweiss.band/public/anarchy_in_the_uk.mp3

>>717552566
>viola
nice freudian slip

>>717552796
Great name. Also nice ß on the home page.

>>717552907
>http://www.edelweiss.band/public/anarchy_in_the_uk.mp3

lemme know if you can get it, i don't seem to be able to get it ATM

>>717552627
Already did. The situation is confusing as Hell, but the basic gist of it is that she has a lot of emotional problems from growing up in an incredibly abusive household, so she has trouble functioning in a relationship. We've been out of school for two weeks and she got grounded a couple days after the break. She hugged me the day before we went on break (which was honestly the best moment of my entire life), but she was acting kinda funny right before she got grounded.

>>717553053
>>717552627
Oh, and her mom doesn't want her dating anyone.

>>717553053
no no no, abort abort. you are just setting up for trouble. you are way too early in your life to be taking on problems like that.

>>717552832
no slip, that's a joke. rimshot

>>717553176
I know it seems stupid, and there is a huge chance for it to end badly, but she's seriously the most fantastic person I know, and I've already been fighting for this for over a year and a half.

>>717553314
no big deal. when i was your age i did all kinds of stupid shit over girls. we all have to weather through it so we know not to do it again. but we do anyway. i did stupid, and i mean dumb fucking stupid, shit over girls time and time again. but i will say from this point in my life.....don't fucking do it. it's only going to turn out bad

>>717553715
i remember at 20 years old getting caught fucking my friends wife....twice. i fucked my best friends mom. and my other best friends sister. for some reason, nobody remembered to tell me that i wasn't supposed to fuck my friends sister. everybody seems to know it now, why did nobody clue me in?

>>717553715
If I had nickel for every time I've been told not to go for it...

The thing is, I recognize the ridiculousness of the situation. By all accounts, this is a very terrible idea. But...I love her. I think about her every night, and her smile is my favorite thing to see every day. I could write poems about how much I love her. She's absolutely my favorite, and she is just a fantastic person. She's smart, she's sweet, incredibly caring...and God if you could hear her sing...I know that this is a lot of work. I can understand the astronomical difficulty involved in dating someone with these kinds of problems, but there's still a small chance that it could all work out. And I'll take that chance day in and day out, and I won't let it die without kicking and screaming.

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>>717539616

3am, you need to live a little so that you can sleep a little.

How about you have a little laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJRddjVxwHY

>>717554266
then you, my friend, are fucked. i have one that i feel the same way about. and she screwed me over i can't count how many times. and i feel so fucking stupid for loving her so much. i can't say for sure that if she wiggled her finger at me, i might not leave my wife for her. even knowing that she doesn't love me and would dump me in a week, just that week with her would be so hard to resist. is that kind of the infatuation you have with this girl?

>>717554632
Well, she loves me back.

>>717554728
>Well, she loves me back
she said she loved me back. 2 months later she was back on the rock and i didn't exist. just saying, don't let your emotions get the best of you. keep a level head

wew

>>717555014
Alright man. I'll try not to get screwed.

>>717555100
good man

well shit, i guess everyone has gone beddy bye

>>717555635
OP? What more advice do you need?

>>717555846
naw, not OP, i'm the vodka guy. just hanging around giving out advice

>>717555999
oh fuck, double trips. i'm some kind of some kind

>>717555999
>>717556167
What tips can you give when a man needs to properly eat out with his lady?

>>717556446
suck the clit. suck it like you are sucking a pacifier. get her to give you feedback, because it can get a little too intense for them. when it gets a little much, back off and lick the clit gently. just remember, that clit is their version of a penis, so it needs your attention. get it out of it's hood by slowly tonguing it but when she's ready, let her ride your face like a saddle. i love to hold my girl down while she's coming, and make her just buck the hell out of my face. at that point, suck that clit like there is no tomorrow. you will be the most popular guy around, trust me. it took me a lot of years to learn this properly, i'm giving you a head start dude

>>717539616

>>717557077
Don't they have to be warmed up first?

>>717539616
I feel like I try way harder than most people. Obviously I'm not the best at what I do. For many reasons. One being obviously I have more to learn otherwise I wouldn't be trying. Two I have many people I look up to.

Other people just don't give a fuck. About anything. Ever. It's lame. I can't talk about anything serious to anyone. Especially in my own field. I play guitar. Literally nobody else thinks about it the way I do. They don't sit there all day analyzing chords scales and arpeggios. The best most efficient way to invert them and modulate them and have total control over the art medium of music. Most guitarists are good with playing sweet home Alabama all summer long

>>717557907

>>717558426
Are there no clubs around you of serious guitar players or haven't you found any online yet?

>>717558426
you need to realize, some guitarists are like me. they don't feel a need to be the best yngwie in the room. i play by feel. i know about a thousand chords and i make up more than that. i make up chords that don't exist in any book. i don't need to be the Mozart of guitar. i just feel it and it flows from me.