>be me >19 >Is a chick (pic related) >have a generally

Yes, continue

Plz, I'm curious now

>>717534410
Makes sense, I would fuck you too,

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> says I can move in np
>yay
>lazy af so I don't pack until I think is last minute
> end up pissing adopt mommy off and she kicks me out on thanksgiving
>call bestie
>he rushes over with his current gf and lets me stay with him.
>ff
>I hate his gf
>tumblr bitch overload
>she has fake breakdowns on the daily
>ask him to kick her out
>he tries
>fails
>doormat.png
>ff again
>Ask him to cut my hair
>want a hawk
>He freaks the fuck out after touching my head and has a full mental hissy fit

>cont?

>>717534410
>>717535147
You forgot that timestamp you owe us.

>>717535147
yes cont ffs you dumb bitch

>>717534410
you mean 2016 you fucking schizo
lesbians ya kitten

>>717535012
Moar?

>>717535274
ancient pics but i can confirm as the fucktard who freaked out over her head

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>eventually cuts my hair
>fall asleep on couch
>wake up half way and feel him licking and feeling up my body
>still sleeping kinda so can't move body
>his gf is watching as he's molesting me in my half-sleep state
>feels like a dream, don't wanna believe it's real
>fully wake up a few hours later.
>his gf tells me that it really happened
>holyshitwtfwhy.gif
>go to club to forget problem
>get drunk as shit
>never boned a guy before
>end up fucking a dude I just really met for the first time
>wake up sober next to said man
>get disgusted
>drink some more

>cont?

>>717535756
keep going.

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>>717535756
ffs, just fucking write the full story you stupid cunt

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>>717535835
you heard the anon
keep it up kitten
bamp bamp

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keep going

>>717535756
Yeah yeah yeah, tits+timestamp or get the fuck out... not that hard to understand.

>>717535957
There's a character limit, newfag

>>717535515
Well that doesn't change shit. Tits with timestamp or gtfo.
>>717535756

>>717536187

also tits and timestamp

>>717535756

Why do I feel an everyone walks the dinosaur coming on.

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>eventually go back home to creepy bestie's house
>his gf hates me
>never says shit. But I can tell
>tell him I'll date him if my current thing at the time doesn't work out
>was dating a guy from argentina 'cause I'm a loser
>continue trying to live with bestie and gf
>conflicted feelings pop up
>His gf's mom starts messaging me on facebook and tells me I'm filling bestie's and his gf's life with chaos and stress.
>bitchplz.png
>start investigating
>his gf told him that she was kicked out
>twas a lie
>his gf told him that she was raped by her daddy
>twas also a lie
>she also said that her mom fucked all her past boyfriends.
>lie.
>he finally fucking breaks it off with the bitch
>She tries to get cuddly on the couch with him after.

Cont?

>>717536491
cause that's a natural response to greentext

Op, your boring story is boring. Even when you were the guy with the psycho gf.. u let trump win

>>717534410
What a wild ride. Also why satan?

>>717536322
not that much of a character limit you fucking moronic fuck.
also, OP dont have to write cont and wait for everyone to respond everytime.

FFS, get a job and make money! Or do porn and get your own place. Room mates suck.

>>717536540
1. Obviously continue quit fucking asking you dumb bimbo
2. >never boned a guy before
So you lost your virginity to some stranger, good job you dumb cunt. If this story doesn't end with a .38 in your head and your brains on the keyboard I'm gonna be severly disappointed.

>>717536600
Rubba dub dub

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>>717534410
nudes and crazier stories OP

>>717536540
So... gotta ask what the issue with you is that everyone hates you or wants to fuck you?

Normally I'd be all over this shit, but tonight I just feel sad.

>shitty life story with no timestamps

Fuck off faggot.

Tl;dr

Tits or gtfo cumdumpster.

>>717536841
get ready to be disappoint

fucking newfag bitch shit.

Be me new beard lonely fag got this is the worst book I've ever read

>>717536540
>twas
neckbeard detected

>>717536540
Sorry you're having so much chaos but sounds like you're not exactly trying to get stable jumping from one fucked up situation into another.

>>717536540
>>717536540
>>717536540
>>717536540
TIMESTAMP OR GTFO!!!!

> you are actually the shitty gf and this is a story recursion.

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> he ends up basically fucking me on the couch next to his now ex gf.
>we go upstairs
>"don't fuck too loud" she says
>bestie replies "okay"
>end up sleeping next to him
>wake up to him up on me
>we bone
>gf finally leaves
>In denial about being with bff
>tsundere overload
>date to mcdonald's
>still in denial
>Finally tell him how I feel.
>stolkholm probably
> now we've been together since christmas.

And that's how I let this poor fag out of the friendzone after 6 years.

Wanna come over? I have a girlfriend who will prolly let me rape you too.

>>717537267
/thread

>>717535147
What the fuck is ff? If you're gonna make Internet slang you don't do just two fucking words?

also, any questions are welcome

I'm drunk as shit

>>717537487
What is your opinion on pineapple as a pizza topping?

>>717537487
Why are you such an attention whore / whore.

>>717537487
would you post nudes here

>>717536841
I was never a virgin. I got finger fucked by a lesbian when I was 3 and she broke my hymen

>>717537480
>fast forward
you fucking newfag
also
>lurk moar

This entire post is green text bullshit. Tits of gtfo.

>>717537345
Whole thing sounds pathological as fuck.

>>717537487
what would it take for you to kill yourself live on stream?

>>717537561
It's fantastico

Why would you date someone who sexually assaulted you?

>>717537699
Nice decision, good luck in your situation anon

>>717537345
noice

>>717537655
this x1000

>>717537722
Lol, the fuck if I know
I'm mentally fucked, and he's been my bff for a long time.

>>717537722
seriously, he sounds like a shitty person

>>717537487
Why are you a dumb can't that can't timestamp?

>>717537612
Confirmed 12 year old telling or making a pasta

I remember my first abortion

>>717537480
>ff
>two fucking words
>words
get some fucking help

I remember this story from a different perspective in another thread.

>>717537647
false
>>717537722
stockholm syndrome
>>717537862
I am

>>717537487
How did you puss off your friend's mom on Thanksgiving?

>>717534410
OP is fucking stupid, I'm dropping edibles now and I usually have to wait like an hour, 1 hour and 30 mins, and then I feel it. OP is autistic, please off yourself.

>>717537612
No you didnt
Never meet a dude who was molested or raped (besides jail)
And every vagina i meet or talked to was raped or molested in the weirdest way possible.
I think this threw is bait of shittiest tier.

>>717537345
Sad end.

Not sure why, but recently I've been experiencing a profound sense of loss whenever I learn about someone in a situation that they aren't happy about and can't/won't do something about it.

It just feels like such a waste. Here we are in the age of the height of technology so far and we're all piloting skeletons that run on electricity and oxygen, and we can still end up allowing ourselves to not be great.

No intended slight on you OP (I don't really care if you're not truthful, the story still triggered this sense of loss), but I wish people would be as awesome as they absolutely could. Take control of their universe and fulfill mythic achievements.

Whatever. Hope OP finds a way to be amazing.

>>717537612
>thatsnothowitworks.jpg

Waste of my fucking time. Kill yourself OP

ITT: Newfags
>>717534410
Tits or GTFO first faggot

> no boobs + timestamp
> b8

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>>717537959
>I think this threw is bait of shittiest tier.

>>717537909
Your post makes no sense but you used green text so must be a cool 4channer!!

>>717537935
It was a whole bunch of shit packed on top of each other.

That was just the breaking point

>>717537920
you going to give your ass up to him too?

>>717538170
god damn you're a fucking newfag

>>717537813
TITS AND TIMESTAMP

>>717537920
So are you willing to either
A: post tits with timestamp
B: kill yourself on live stream
C: gtfo
???????????

>>717537935
TITS AND TIMESTAMP, CUNTDRAPE

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I feel like this thread is missing something, might be tits and timestamp

>>717538087
For real though, this whole thread feels surreal. Like I just went back in time a few years.

>>717534410
Would you date a slightly tubby guy or is that like a universal no for most girls?

>>717534410
what are your five favorite films?

>>717538434
The guy I'm now with is kinda tubby. But he promised to lose weight

>>717538264
When do you go back to sitting alone in the back of the classroom

>>717538434
shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit, don't give this waste of Y chromosomes attention

>>717538458
A clockwork orange, rubber, cry_wolf, kill bill, deadpool

That's it? You wasted my time with a pointless, stupid, greentext. Fuck you OP. I hope you get raped by your dad again.

>>717538645
TITS AND TIMESTAMP, CUMDUMPSTER

Tits or gtfo

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Bff\rapist here
Sup

>>717538902
PUMP and DUMP leave this fucked up bitch on the street.

>>717538902
You're the rapist?

I need to reread.

>>717538902
Seriously, you fuck her ass yet? she sounds like she'd be up for it. Just use a bit of lube at first and then be absolutely relentless.

>>717538902
tits and timestamp conf

>>717538902
Ugliest cone tits ever :|

>>717539061
they're both in the picture, otherwise the three-armed zaphod grew tits

>>717539117
op here

>lol

>>717538902
This bitch deserves better than you, you sleep-creepin faggot. I hope she realizes it one day.

>>717539053
lol fuck you
been waiting years for this tsundure
>>717539067
working on it /b/ruv
>>717539117
saw that coming. bad shot, but it was half-hazard

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>>717538902
bit the niple plox i cumm

>>717539199
maybe
til then i'm livin it up
i plan on marrying her tho

>>717539157
Jesus fucking christ, I'm a mongoloid. Thanks for the education.

>>717539231
Pathetic she blue balled you for 6 years.

>>717539338
what friend zones have YOU escaped from fggt?

>>717538730
He died from a crack induced heart attack, so that's not happening, lol

>>717539231
*high-five*

>>717539231
>half-hazard

haphazard, you dumbfuck.

>>717538902
Do you love, fuck it you want the attention get it from that faggot. Fuck guys because you wanna fuck and know you'll get power out of them. Don't waste your pussy on faggots that populate this board. It's got a shelf life though, so keep that in mind. Be tight with it, be manipulative, but most of all be smart about it. Fuck the nice guys they'll lead you nowhere. Go for the rich and powerful, but be aware they'll be smarter than you, so always keep your eyes and ears open and learn every single thing you can.

>>717539442
>>717539444
thnx
>>717539460
shhh, she'll hear you

>>717539407
Nigger I've never been in a friend zone because I'm not a pussy and I don't let stupid hoes control me

>>717534410
Post greentext on father molestation.
Be descriptive.

>>717539597
well she gunna be waify now, soooooooo
lol fuk u

>>717538902
How come you have a mole below your cone tits in that pic but not in the rest?

>>717539620
>
second

>>717539680
Enjoy getting cucked

>>717539747
Hmm, good point.

>>717534410
Am I to understand you're a lesbian?

Or were?

>>717539747
bc image quality
also
>>717535147
look close

>>717539620
Here then
>be 15
>live at single fathers
>take care of two little bros
>basically I'm their mommy
>dad gets creepy with me
>always wants to cuddle
>starts getting me drunk
>turn into an alchoholic
>while force cuddling he starts going into my underwear
>fingers me and touches tits
>manage to get out of grip and run to my room
>cry a bit
>this goes on for a few months
>finally tell gf
>tell gf's mom
>run away to gf's mom's house
>town hates me
>everyone loved molesting pedo dad
>become even more of a social outcast
>dad eventually died from crack
>he loved crack

>>717539922
I'm bi

>>717540096
Did you like it?

>>717540224
>>cry a bit
the fuck do you think fucktard?

>>717540195
BFF sounds like a keeper, you should find a bi friend and both fuck him

>>717540312
I'm guessing yes.

>>717535756
i read the original thread that was only nonsense,why even put in this much effort in response to vague nonsense op?

>>717539777
trips checked

>>717538902
OP finally delivered. tits are OK/10

>>717540515
My bf/bff is drunken fool
So I thought I would write a green text too

>>717539976
Well if your bra looks like cheap shit from Kmart and you can't even afford a phone with a decent camera in 2017, I guess its legit.

I hope you have a quick death when you an hero :)

>>717540096
why is it whenever i read these the father is always loved

>>717540096
Did you suck him off at any point?

>>717538902
cum on her tits with time stamp

>>717540792
she said no :,(
i cry everytiem

>>717540746
No.
Thank fucking god.
I'm probably be more fucked up than I am now

>>717539199
not op but some girls like you doing stuff to them while they sleep

>>717540938
drunk/10

so what happens now op? Where are you going to be a year from now?

>>717540957
well the response definitely wasn't negative... until later...

>>717541029
I'm planning on moving out of my bf's dad place, so we can have our own place.

>>717540938
next time you and bff/fuckbuddy are fucking, say, "fuck me harder, daddy"
then remember
then cry
then push him away and go sleep on the couch

>>717541088
nah even if they get mad latter they are just mad at themselves for having liked it,too much affirmative consent fem nazi bullshit drilled into their head

>>717541221
OP here

Literally Lol'd

I might write a children's book based on this story.

>>717541362
:)

>>717541457
If you do, I would laugh, so hard.

>>717541362
dad creeps on and molests her
she runs away
long time friend does the same
she clings to him
why so unfair to daddy?
PS: if I grope you while you're sleeping will you come live with and fuck me?

>>717541603
Cuz dad is dead. Needed replacement.

>>717541603
Incest is what made it really gross.

And Idk, maybe, lol

>>717541710
ah, thanks, almost missed that

>>717540892
what about you rape her then cum on her tits? i mean why stop when your very first time was a rape?

>>717541710
How much do you guys want to bet that she will end up as a crack whore cum dumpster.

>>717541869
End up?

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>>717541737

Ashley you're a bitch.

>>717541969
Decent tits tho.

>>717541969
whats the last name ?

>>717541969
name's not ashley, try again

>>717538902
show vag
and show you sucking bff

So did your dad get to fuck you or what?

>>717542217
nah, she's too much of a prude.

>>717542183
ooh, yeah. that would really hit the spot right now

>>717542217
He never raped me, just molestation

Although he offered to pay me for sex quite a few times, and tried to convince me he wasn't actually my father

>>717537345
>Girl friendzone's guy for 6 years
>Only fucks him after everything hits the shitter and has nowhere else to go
Typical. Props for saving him from the tmblr cunt but still. Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

>>717542271
Let's see your figure. If you're in good enough shape and don't have a total fucking disgusting face, I could get you some work doing modeling (read: modeling, not porn).

Not in the US though.

>>717542423
I'm 5'8 and 112 pounds

All underwear pics are me.
But I plan on joining the military like my mom did.
She was dishonorably discharged from the navy for being a drunk.
And I just want to prove I'm better

>>717542379
She will havefun breaking his heart. Fuck man. That dude is so screwed. She will jump into the next older man that can support her ass.

did you enjoy the molestations?

>>717542674
Your call. Military is good.

>>717542743
someone already asked.
be original faggot

>>717542743
Kek.

>>717542674
You gotta nice ass? Can we see?
Captcha: humps

>>717542737
he's actually the youngest I've been with recently.

it was 26 year old guy, then a 27 year old, and he's 21

>>717542674
You're gonna get so much dick in the military, so very much. They are also very good father surrogates so you should have fun.

>>717537487
Do you like being with this guy?
Or are you just using him for foundation?

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>>717538902
>Woman needs food, shelter and fear of dying alone
>gets with pocket dick because she knows him well enough to manipulate him
>proceeds to fabricate bullshit about his gf at the time
>gets her to leave so she can have the female alpha claim
So basically you are a woman who acts like a woman.

>>717543035
He's always been my bff for so long, now it's just with sex and dates added

if you have kids with sleep molester will you fuck your kids together?

>>717543179
edgelord/10

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>>717543232
>4chan white knighting

>>717543179
interesting thought, keep in mind he'll probably want to and she'll go along with it

OP, is your name Jessica by any chance?

>>717543358
nope, guess again

>>717543415
Roberta Paulson

>>717543609
nopeee

>>717543651
You can lie all you want Roberta, but I know its you.

>>717538902
>waiting six years and committing a felony for those

top fucking kek

>>717543651
Different subject: ever thought about getting fucked by another guy or two at the same time as your bf? They could really fill you up!

>>717543699
oh jeez
ya got me

Timmy, you sly dog you

>>717537345
You sound like an asshole, you deserved to get molested and kicked out.

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>>717543816
>They could really fill you up!
kek

You're a smooth talker McCoy.

>>717543949
I knew it. Glad to see you're still doing well.

>>717543988
I am an asshole.
I'm a bitch with a god-complex.

But I don't think any one deserves that.

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>>717543988

>>717539295
No love /b/

>>717544127

kek'd

>>717544083
I'm a doctor, not a Casanova!

>>717544120
be a good bitch and suck his dick, then post pics.
also, show your pussy.

>>717544327
>then post pics.
That's the smartest thing said ITT so far.

>>717544327
I would say jam something up that cunt before you snap the pic, but that's just me

>>717544425
>>717544327
>>717544396
nope

>>717544425
that's where it's headed, but we gotta start somewhere.

>>717544548
Are you saying that's not the smartest thing said so far? Because I'd have to say I don't think there's much else that deserves a nobel prize.

>>717544548
you know you want to. you'd get lots of attention for it.
your bff is secretly hoping you will.

>>717544678
What are you talking about? That greentext deserves a Hugo. It's both fiction and out of this world!

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"I've been infected with the get virus the next to get another get is also infected and must spread the get virus"

>>717544962
kys

bff's/bf's version will probs be on r9k in a few days

>>717544835
Sorry, but when it comes to green text its a bit lack luster.

You have to understand that there's autistic mongs who painstakingly craft their green texts months in advance and then post with all the power of their aspergers.

You're competing with autistic porno text prodigies.

>>717544962
Ayy, now you're the smartest post ITT. Congratulations

>>717545174
>implying this is real.

>>717545232
>implying

>pathetic woman is pathetic
>gets with the only person that "cares" about her
>which is her fucking rapist
>in her mind it's ok because she gets a roof over her head
>won't consider any other idea or concept of having a better life that anons are providing

Lady seriously get the fuck out of this relationship and be by yourself. Stay alone. I don't know about you, but if I lived in a world where I loved everybody but everybody hated me, I'd kill myself.

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>>717545209
i kek'd

>>717545301
>imp

>>717545780
he's a good guy, just fucked up

>everybody wants to fuck me
>everybody hates me

Sounds like you're a cock teasing cunt.... just glad you're not under my roof

>>717546148
correction
all men over 50 have wanted to fuck me

>>717545878
>Im

>>717537345
You fucked him for a place to live
You're literally a whore

>>717546148
Kek

>>717546389
naw man.
I was living there for a month before we fucked

>>717546337
>

>>717546493
touche
you win, anon

>>717546447
correct.
she got a place here because i actually respect her, and don't want her homeless.
things happened later on

>>717536322
He might be referring to OP's tendency to jump from topic to topic like an autistic toddler

>>717546534

>>717546564
drunk=autistic toddler
works for me

>>717546596
>>717546534
You actually had the winning move, but gave up before trying.

>>717546230
Still. You seem like a edgy emo shit stain. Fucked the last guy in sight to keep you from being homeless. This poor motherfucker having to deal with you all day now. Dude will an hero in less than 6 months

>>717546389

>this

>>717546447
So what. Pretending that this is indeed implying.

Are you really only 19? If so did you finish highschool yet?

>>717546693
3 smart 5 me

>>717546596
‰º←←↑╕▼╚¢←«▌

>>717546741

yeah I graduated, I'll be 20 in two months

>>717546719

Having sex 3+ times a day will make someone an hero?

news to me

>>717534410
I'm almost 50 and most definitely want to fuck you OP. Can I be your daddy? leave contact info.

>>717546833
>‰º←←↑╕▼╚¢←«▌

>>717546833
Dubs wasted on autism.

Stand back as I triforce new pleb.

▲
▲▲

>>717546447
So you're a delayed-action whore, that's not really any better.

Actually, I take that back, whores fuck for money, goods or services, you insinuated yourself into his life, destroyed his relationship with his gf and then used him to get what you needed. That's more like a parasite than a whore.

But w/e, if he's happy being used by a narcissistic emotional vampire and you're getting what you want, good for both of you, I just don't want you to be under any delusions about what you really are

>>717546974
fail/10

>>717546900
chek'd

Are you planning on going to College?

If you are I just want to let you know that the FAFA has completely changed.

It used to open in January and then close a few months later. Now the FAFSA opens in October and then closes January 15.

Crazy stuff. Am I right?

>>717547019
Like you can do any better.

>>>▲
>>▲▲

>>717547004
previous GF was actually extremely unhealthy for me /b/ro. a good obedient fucktoy though, but that's about it. she literally told me that i could use her and then throw her out... which i did.
can't argue the vamp bit tho. you should see her canines dude
>>717547121
that's cheating cunt
lrn2alt text

>>717546900

Fucking you won't kill him.
Talking to you will.
Fucking parasite.

>>717547054
College is too filled with far left sjw bullshit, well maybe it's not, but I'm not prepared to deal with a perpetual headache.

I plan on joining the air force once I get to the required weight. I have to gain 13 more pounds.

>>717547233
kay bro

>>717547214
Man, your ex being bad for you doesn't mean your current is any healthier, you just don't see it because you've pined for so long and you finally get to fuck her.

I get it, I really do, but step back and take a look at the situation objectively. You were literally her last choice before sleeping rough, does that sound like someone who genuinely cares about you beyond what you can provide her?

Like I said, your life, you can fuck it up in whatever way you choose, you just can't say you weren't warned

>>717547349
Can tell your age by the way you type. You seem like one of those people that'll be a kid until they're 40 then get found in a dumpster on garbage day. Not because people are looking for you though, because garbage handlers aren't allowed to crush dead bodies...

>>717547608
i'm sorry
do you have the context that i do?
have you lived my life?
no, you read a drunken greentext on /b/
i appreciate the concern /b/ruv, but i think ive got shit together here

>>717547267
Why not go to college along with the ROTC?

Its really beneficial career wise. In general a college career, in almost anything, paired with military is pretty good.

Even having an accreditation in some area is good. One of my family members was an Electrician, and because of his skill set he was chosen to accompany a squadron in a submarine; a lot better gig than being mong number 2002.

Something to think about.

I personally hated the idea of College until about two semesters in. I liked the history classes being offered and I went into a deep trance with Calculus which ended up helping me pick my STEM major.

Colleges are the nucleus of the liberal world, but its not all bad.

>>717547665
ooooh off by one

close af.

and you can believe what you want brotato.

>>717547734
is STEM some new york shit or natiopnal?
cause them was some course options in mah high school