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>tfw no big dick how do I compete?

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>tfw no big dick

how do I compete?
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>>717532781

Fucking Hell. That's a murder weapon
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>>717532781
by being someone they can fall in love with
My dick is 5.6 inches and last girl I was fucking told me i was better than her ex of 7inches and my current gf has had bigger and she loves me
it really isn't that big of a deal outside of hookups
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>>717532848
need something to replace pic related after thier eradication from the planet.
>then we should eradicate these other other std spreading mutherfuckers to the sun, too.
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>>717532781
sauce?
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>>717532781
Must be hell to live with to be honest. Average dicks have better chances to actually have a gf.
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>>717534207
kek
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>>717532781
who the fuck is this guy? cock is bigger than his fucking forearm
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>>717532781
Learn to eat pussy like a champ
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kekek
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Dick that big you could suck yourself off
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>>717532781
money
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>>717534966
>being so fat you can't suck your 4-incher off
just kill yourself already
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>>717532902
She lied to make you feel better.
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>>717534266
>>717534433
>>717534888
>>717534966
>>717535111
Jesus Christ fucking check'd
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>>717532781
Find an Asian or Slavic girl.
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>>717535252
the girl who's ex was seven inches was uglier than the girl I'm dating now and I enjoyed the sex more. You can have a lesser body and still be better at fucking
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>tfw he will never experience deepthroats
>tfw he will never go balls deep
>tfw girls will get tired after 2 minutes
>tfw no sloppy blow jobs

I'll stick to my 6 incher tyvm.
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>>717534219
I think I could live with that burden
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>>717532781

Hello Virgins,

Here's a tip. Unless your cock is pathetically small, and so long as you can get it nice and hard, most women (aside from size queens) really don't give a shit. I mean, perhaps a bit, but not to any level where they actually think about whether or not they're going to fuck you, based on your dick size. So if you've made it far enough to where they actually care to take your dick out, congrats, you're golden, size is largely irrelevant and you're going to get laid.
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>>717535452
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>>717535642
Wtf is that picture
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>>717535608
yea i think they just need to find a size queen.
>i can deepthroat
>I am willing to struggle to let my bf go balls deep in my ass
>i sometimes handcuff myself and ball gag me so i cant make him stop after 2 minutes and just let him pound
>i give a sloppy bj

ur 6 is nice but i mean my bf's 10 inch cock is much nicer
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>>717536069
Giant porn m8
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>>717535946
Not true at all. Every girl that has a boyfriend that I've fucked (30+ women) solely do it because they say their boyfriends dick doesn't sastify them.


Sorry for your loss
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>>717536069
in hentai, giant dicks look pretty ok to me but in real life, photoshopped porn is pretty weird
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FAKKKKK!
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FAKKKKKE!
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>>717532902
This.
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>>717536209
As a chick with a 9 inch bf - what the fuck?
His entire dick can barely fit in my cunt, what kind of cavernous hole are you packing down there?
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if you can make her come it really doesnt matter how big or small your dick is
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>>717536566
I'm a guy with a 4 inch cock. My past 3 women were satisfied. And if they weren't I supplemented the sex with oral or my hand. As long as your woman gets off too what's the difference? Do you as a woman agree??
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>>717537007
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>tfw 4 inches long and 6 inches round when hard

I would genocide for a normal dick. This is hell.
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>>717532781
I'm as big as that but thicker, but I'm super jealous that that guy is uncut. I fucking hate my jew dick.

>that slight movement of the foreskin around the corona
I bet that feels so fucking good, I can't feel shit.
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>>717535338
wtf does checkd mean on this site
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>>717537251
How new are you?
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I'm like 6", but thin. Gyrating and eating pussy makes it all okay
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>>717537251
It means you have 5 mins to find a cock to suck.
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How the fuck do you guys know your tiny dicks are satisfying? Your gf will lie just to boost your confidence while craving a real dick.
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>>717535216
Hey bro its a proud 4.2 inch
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>>717537251
Fuck you faggot
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>>717536346

Might as well just make that a (100+)
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>>717537221
I didn't know that horses posted here.
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>>717537537
lol
so lets do some math and simple biology here
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My cock is small.
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>>717537675
whoever reproduces passes down genes
the congo has an avg dick length of 7 inches
the world is 5.4
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>>717537650
If horses had mutilated fucking jew dicks that can't feel anything but pressure in the base UNDER the skin, then fucking yeah I'm a fucking horse. My dick is just a flesh dildo for women, I don't enjoy sex until the last few seconds.
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>>717537761
meaning that the average size of a man who fucks a girl often enough to have a kid with her ass has a penis of 5 inches
meaning they are okay with 5 inches otherwise the majority of people wouldn't be born with 5 inch dicks
we'd have monster dongs from our monster dong dads
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>>717536346
Lol alright buddy. That's a total lie... From someone whose actually fucked 20+ girls with only 6.5 inches, and guess what, half of them cheated on their bf. Stop trying to make yourself feel better cause you dont know how to eat pussy or what foreplay is. Having a slighly larger dick doesn't mean anything you fucking uneducated faggot. God. This is why I hate b.
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>>717537761
People in the fucking congo breed at the speed of light, they also die at the speed of light. wtf is your point?
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>>717532781
holy hell
imagine that guy stalking you and then raping you with that

I would just lay there and take it. No point in fighting back cause he'll just beat me with it
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>>717537916
that their big dicks are passed down through the generations as are all penis sizes
that is why there are largely varying averages in different areas of the world
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>>717537892
Whaa my dick is tiny but listen when I say how great it is
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>>717538026
I'm German and Irish and have 8.5" so either you are wrong or I have a shit load of nigger blood.
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>>717538069
Never heard tiny before from any woman. So some random idiot on a no life forum really doesn't do much. Fail, you fucking idiot. Your girl was probably one of the ones bouncing on my cock while you were at home repeatedly texting her you goddamn nerd.
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>>717536209
>largest penis ever recorded is 13 inches,
>thinks her "boyfriend"? has anything above 8''
>girl seeking attention
fuck off faggot
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>>717538330
Sure are angry for a guy who gets so much sex.
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>>717537251
repeating digits newfag

as a game of chance, people "check" post number ending in repeated numbers

2 = dubs
3 = trips
4 = quads
5 = quints
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>>717538388
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera 19"
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>>717532781
I compete with money, and a unwillingness to marry, or live with them. So even if they cheat, I keep my shit, and got laid.
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>>717538511 unmangled penis
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>>717538555
Trips!
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>>717538511
Jonah Falcon 13.5'' with a functional penis
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>>717537251
Fucking Faggot.
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>>717538395
Nah, just annoyed when people lie about dick size and try to act like it matters that much. The fact that your still replying says a lot. Totally done with replying to some idiot troll who at best has fucked one hooker.
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>>717538782
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>>717536346
That's irrelevant. THEY STILL FUCKED THE BITCH.
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>>717538957
That finger your penis size?
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>>717539032
Thought you were done?
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>>717539112
I bet any girl your with says that a lot, huh?
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>>717539308
Jesus for the super stud that has fucked 20+ girls, you just don't quit. Admit your are a virgin neckbeard that faps to trap porn.
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>>717538223
>>717538223
if there is an average wouldn't there be people above and below the average? lol
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>>717539595
I'm just gonna go with the nigger blood.
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>>717532781
Take it from a guy who is in the 93rd or so percentile in cock length and girth.. it looks good. But it can be very uncomfortable for your SO. My gf is so tight I have trouble doing anything that isnt her riding me. I am 6'2 she is 5'4. When we have sex I am huge compared to her. My dick is wider then the entrance to her pussy and when she starts riding me it take 4-5 tries for her pussy to actually take me in her. Once it gets in all is well.

I am lucky she enjoys feeling full and will literally slide all the way down until there is nothing left an I feel her at my base by the balls. I don't feel much around my dick head, but for her it is an intense feeling. She will grind on me for 10-15 seconds then go back to riding me super fast.

Just be thankful you can do other positions. I still need to figure out how to get a good rhythm in doggie or missionary. I think she needs to arch her ass more so her pussy is up. otherwise getting it in is a pain and humping her is awkward as hell.
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>>717540034
I know this feel, except it takes me minutes of trying to get it to fit.

>6.5 inch girth

Girls love it, and of course it's difficult at first but vaginas are literally made to stretch... can be a bit of a boner killer after spending time on foreplay and trying to shove it into a pussy that's wet but needs to be stretched hella
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The biggest I've had was 10", he was a ginger. 10" is a bit much. However my current man is 8.5" and that's plenty. I've been with some smaller and its not too bad, as long as they're good at what they're doing. There is a point of no return however, and its around 4" I've discovered. God that was a surprisingly awful experience, I've seriously never had to fake it up until that moment. But for the most part as long as the dude is enthusiastic and hits the back, its all good in the hood lol.
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>>717540527
and how big is your penis fag?
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>>717540493
Yup my gf loves that about me too. Blowjobs hurt her jaw though so she usually ends up licking all over my cock and just the head. She can barely get 25% of it her mouth before she gags.

Do you have issues maintaining erection sometimes when you switch positions? like once she rides me or we begin I am fine but if I go from laying down to Trying to mount her from behind or I try and do missionary with her on the bottom it takes so long to set up my boner goes away. I am on medicine that can have side effects that make maintaining erection difficult.

Wouldn't mind some advice.. I want to pound the shit out of her from behind but its so annoying trying to find which position works.
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I'm Asian with a 10 inch dick. If you don't believe me, you're just jelous.
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>>717540816
Fucking gigantic, but I'm just a power bottom
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>>717541154
I think I need pics with a timestamp
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>>717540989
>Wouldn't mind some advice
Get off that fucking medicine
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>>717540989
I have difficulty maintaining erections due to the size and lack of feeling because I'm cut. Shit sucks, it's literally just like a flesh dildo for women to enjoy but not me, that's sometimes how I see it. Usually I only lose it from getting psyched out by thoughts like that.

I find the easiest position if you don't want to keep ramming into her cervix at the end of each thrust is to both lay on your sides with your legs together
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>>717541154
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>>717541365
I wound up bruising my gf's cervix. She loved it at the time but was hurting for a week. I was proud of my work.
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>>717541557
are you circumcised
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>>717541557
Did you go a week without sex or did you make a new one?
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>>717540989
>Blowjobs hurt her jaw though

Careful with this shit. I have a 1 1/2" scar on my dick from a sharp tooth.
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>>717541289
You got it bud
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>>717541707
I could just use your girly ass
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>>717541365
Yup. My gf feels amazing when she rides me though. I am cut as well but feel quite a bit.You should tell your gf to try a different angle. In some angles we both feel good and in others not so much. I will try that laying down position thank you.
>>717541319
Its for my really bad nerve damage. Without it I can barely move. I am cutting the dose in half since I am a lot healthier and have a gf.
>>717541557
My gf rides me and tells me not to cum yet until she's had enough. She uses my dick to punch her cervix because she says it feels amazing after a while. Then she is so sore the next day its hilarious.
>>717541726
yeah she watched a lot of blowjob videos once we started dating or some shit. Her blowjobs just magically got better.. like insanely better once she realized how much I love them.
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>>717541790
That thing looks diseased
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>>717536209
This is a guy posting.
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>>717541884
Happy for you, I still can't feel shit in my dick. Ironically I feel more when I'm not fully hard
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>>717541951
Dude nigga is wearing leggings and is posing like a fag. that whole picture is really nasty. I am not a homophobic guy, to each their own. But don't post that kindve crap please. nobody wants to hear about your dick adventures and sword fights.
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>>717542111
Can't a doctor do something about that?
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>>717542111
you seem nice anon. thanks. I plan to marry this woman to be honest. I think the reason I feel so good is that I am really comfortable with her. I love her to death.. I'm kind've a giant romantic teddybear... sigh. Love is amazing.
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>>717532781

Its not that great,

I have a slightly above average dick, and I have to get my GF really wet before we have sex or it hurts her.

So much wasted time on foreplay, and you cant get right to business when you want to
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>>717542263
>>717542263
Glad you can still feel that way about people dude, you'll live a happy life
>>717542159
A doctor caused this fam
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>>717539487
lol I admit I laughed.

Is the OP pic actually real? Serious question. I've never seen anything like that that wasn't a world record (this seems even bigger) or fucking photoshop. Even photoshops don't go this far.
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>>717542638
You're retarded, the world record is 13.5 inches and this guy is probably... 8? 9 tops
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I'm about 6-6.5 if I get super fucking hard so I feel I'm sitting pretty, even if what I have is supposedly just average. Looks pretty big when I pull back on it though :p
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>>717542721
That shit is around 12 unless he has midget hands.
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>>717542432
To be honest my theory is beyond a certain point of dick girth the necessity of foreplay exponentially increases. What I do is watch a movie with my gf. She usually lays on me like a giant pillow since I am so large compared to her. I massage her body/ass while we watch the movie. She loves it, it gets her horny, and then I don't let her hop on my dick. I legit mess with her for over an hour while we watch that movie until she literally gets up, pauses the show, and pounces on me.
Works like a charm. We still get movie time. Her pussy is very ready to be stretched. All is well that ends well
>>717542545
Thanks. I hope everything goes the same for you. I'm very fortunate and very happy these days.
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>>717542721
Bullshit. No way is this guy only 8 or 9 inches. The thing is seriously like bigger than his arm. And it's crazy thick. No way he's only 2 inches bigger than me lol. It like goes up to his face.
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>>717542863
He looks like he has midget hands. Does your dick not look similar in comparison to your hands?

>>717542844
Looks sensitive, I bet you can actually feel so much during sex, I'm fucking jealous
>>717542869
Godspeed anon, live happily ever after for us ya hear
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>>717542957
>it goes up to his face
he's leaning back you massive reet

I just checked, my hands are pretty big and they look about the same in comparison, it's just hard to tell when you're so far away from your dick all the time
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This is 12
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>>717543080
>Does your dick not look similar in comparison to your hands

I can fit both hands with an inch and half extra. This guy could fit 3 no problem.
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>>717543080
Don't be. It's in fact too sensitive. I have to tell people to slow down with it all the time. I never pulled my head down growing up, or ever, so I believe I've developed that thing where the skin is way the fuck too tight. So yeah, it's too sensitive and basically hurts. I worry it'll tear. Not a good thing. Don't be jealous. I'm very paranoid about it.
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>>717542869

Normally to have enjoyable sex, I will give oral until she orgasms, she is super wet but needs about a minute or two to recover.

then she jumps on top and wont let me move for the 1st 5 minutes of sex, until she's comfortable, most boring shit ever.
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I just realized we are wasting a shit load of time talking about some dudes dick.
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>>717543265
Are you sure this is 12? Yeah the OP vid looks way the hell bigger than this. And like twice as thick.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like it. Someone find me a bigger cock cuz now I'm curious.
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>>717543384
Well I'm bi so I don't care either way. No one should. Sexual insecurity is such a pussy move.
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looks like my cousin who taught me how to jackoff ,funnest summer ever
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>>717543566
Tell me more. Ages and details plz :)
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>>717543087
Video is more accurate. Mandingo and Asa Akira
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>>717543345
that does look tight holy fuck, you should do some gentle stretching exercises for a week or two m8, itll ease the worry and discomfort.
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>>717543345
better than the other way where it's torn from the head as a kid. I'll never have a dick that smooth and sensitive.
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>>717543467
Try adult gif
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>>717543345
>>717543345
Also FWIW, I've been stretching my skin for a while and I've gotten lots of extra skin out of it. It's not the same as having a full foreskin but it's better than nothing. I'm sure the same would work wonders for you.
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>>717543689
I'm pretty sure I have Phimosis (sp?). Not sure if any exercises will help. When I'm super wet and kinda floppy though I think I could manage peeking the head out. I'm scared as fuck to do it though. I was scared as a kid too. I had no idea how the fuck foreskin worked (tbqh I'm still shaky on it lol) so I never pulled back beyond a certain point. I regret that now.

But people say I have a nice cock so I'm happy with it I guess.
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I believe my brother had the same issue and ended up getting an adult circumcision (talk about embarrassing and painful, yeowch).

So I'm not into pulling it back, I dunno what I'd do if I tore my fucking dick.
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>tfw no large benis to impress grills
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>>717543894
i mean real slow and progressive. even just to where you dont feel anything at first. if it hurts then you arent being slow and progressive.

regardless i wish you luck, tears and cuts on ur dick dont feel good.
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>>717532781
By killing all the big dick boys. Sorry OP. That's the only way.
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>>717532902
How does it make you feel to know they've had bigger?
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>>717544578
I've had tighter -shrug-
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>>717532781
I bet faggots LOVE this guy. Pretty sure almost everyone who wants to fuck a dick like that are raging homosexuals.
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You stupid shits. Satisfying a woman doesn't mean having a big sick. Sure, a big sick will get you laid more than often, but a woman will only feel pleasure if she feels secure, if she feels powerful (like when she cheats). It is all psychological. Orgasme takes place in the brain, not in the genital organs. I made a girl Orgasme only by touching her body, but that only happens in circum stances that must coexist in that precise moment.
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>>717544977
Is this copypasta? Tell me it's fucking copypasta.
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>>717545381
Not with that spelling
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>>717545381
From where?
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>>717543265
Sauce plox??
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>>717532781
Pretty small mate.
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>>717532781
How many inches
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you jelly /b/? yes this is real and yes this is me
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>>717542844
4 inch liar
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>>717548312
Not jelly at all, I've never had the desire to have anyone cum on my back
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>>717532781
It sounds sick I know, but I feel like I'd of seduced my aunts, my grandmother and mom to fuck me if my cock was huge like this. I wanted to fuck all my aunts, all the hot ladies in my family when I was 14.
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