ITT: We work aboard the Enterprise
Single: no seatbelt
Dubs: put on seatbelt
Trips: unhook everyone else's seatbelt
Quads: start the engine
I'm the captain u fucks I get a free pass
Captains log:6969
Lifes a bitch when pussys and people thinging they are right bitching to you in your face well that's when life makes you their bitch and thats when you fight the hell out of life
Look Mom. I'm a DJ.
rollo
>>717530444
Rip everyone who posted before this...
Ok
rawll
and the point to this is?
Nigoll
>>717531942
Fail as fuck
THIS IS NOW A TRAP HENTAI THREAD
>>717530444
>We work aboard the Enterprise
>seatbelt
>>717532038
>>717532038
At least post shit that gets my dick hard???
In hindsight at least you are staying on theme by posting some alien fagshit
Don't mind me. Just postin' traps.
Seatbelts are for niggers. And the gays.
>>717532088
Yup, done this... squirrels are so stupid inquisitive they put their own damn head in the trap, no bait required, then when they feel it, the jump forward instinctively!
>>717532232
Off by 1
Also do you have any of those bear traps? They get me moist
wow I agree
>>717532298
Well, then, I hope you enjoy the airlock.
>>717532388
This do it for you, big boy?
>>717532084
>>717532471
Open it wide for me so I can put my penis in if dubs or higher
>>717532636
You know what to do.
>>717532680
What stops the fish from going right out?
>>717532505
We are in absolute agreement. Perhaps we should discuss this further over a game of Tri-Dimensional Chess. I find it most relaxing.
>>717532776
Intellect
>>717532785
Chess is already in 3D you stupid fuck
Straight out of trap pics.
>>717530444
fuck this
>>717532972
g'bye cap'n.
>>717532878
>>717532878
Get on my level, pleb.
>>717532785
>Tri-dimensional chess
Nigga kek
>>717533115
I take it that no one here is an actual Trekkie.
>>717532513
This shit is actually clever
>>717533202
WARP DRIVE XD
>>717533273
>>717533202
>>717533273
ACTIVATE THE JUMP TO HYPERWARP!1!1!1!1!1!
>>717533273
>>717533329
>>717533371
Beam me up, Scottie
>>717533467
Beam me down ur cummies?
>>717533371
>>717533467
Live long and don't follow me to the bathroom. I'm going to drop a katra in the toilet.
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Lifes a bitch when pussys and people thinging they are right bitching to you in your face well that's when life makes you their bitch and thats when you fight the hell out of life
>What does this all mean?!?
Tell me. Is this not refreshing to watch unfold before your very eyes.
>>717533534
I'm calling PETA dropping ur cat in the toilet is abuse u fuck!1!1!1
KANRA here i will be on board if you bring the beer. I will bring the drugs and girls.
>>717533807
Spot?! I thought you were a turd!
>>717533534
Dropping a what in the where? That better not be slang for what I think it is...
why the fuck do i need to be an anon?
>>717534068
Those Orions said they were legal!
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WTF
>>717534132
Call down friendo. They can't catch us if we're in space.
>>717533202
It doesn't seem so, unfortunate really.
>>717534297
I can find pedophiles anywhere. That's pretty much what I do for fun.
>>717533739
Fascinating
>>717534474
I'm here. Are you a Trekkie?
>>717534576
Turning on me now huh?
AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH! DID OUR FRIENDSHIP MEAN NOTHING? HOW COULD YOU USE ME LIKE THIS. I won't take this lying down, friendo...
>>717534819
Yes.
>>717530444
GIMME DUBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717534837
Yeah, alright. Amoeba say what?
>>717534927
But you don't want to have fun with all of this?
>>717534995
Such actions are illogical
8)
>>717530444
Quads roll plox
>>717535125
I don't see what you mean.
wut
>>717532776
Verstappen is a faggot. Fucking toothpaste.
I hope I get quads on this very fine day.
oh shit