okay faggots, lets hear your excuses.

>>717515614
because I look like Brian Peppers on crack

Because the girl I'm head over heels for is too busy to date so I just hookup with girls from tinder to fill the hole where she should be

Because I'm a giant pussy

>>717515614
im a very complicated person. So i wont talk to a girl or ask her out unless I'm completely sure i want to marry her.

its hard but till know ive even denied the girls who wanted me. but the urge is strong.
>21 year old virgin power

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>>717516404
What state you in m8? I love making alphas out of the right motherfuckers. If international gtfo

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When I hear this it's without the "you're wonderful" part.

The answer is still the same; cuz I'm a fucking nerd loser.

The girl my heart belongs to lives now thousands of kilometers away. so i fuck random girls to fill in for it

>>717516617
Washington

>>717516028
Fuckin lol

>>717516617
what do you mean make people alpha...
you fucking think your some sort of concaler or a motivational speaker.

Lots of hot chick friends, good looking, smart, funny, not socially awkward. The problem? I'm 5'4"

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>>717515614
Because I go on /b/ and everyone at school knows I go on /b/

>>717516534
In other words, autism

>>717516534
>complicated
more like autistic

>>717515614
i'm shy as fuck

>>717515614
because i'm an ugly bastard

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Because im not comfortable in my own skin, and i find it hard to talk to women unless theyre showing me attention.

>>717515614
I'm a land whale, no job, and kind of an asshole.

>>717515614
Everything. I should've never been conceived.

>>717516909
oh no you were that cringe faggot who spoke of anonymous and thought that /b/ was the cool kids club... or gosh. 1st rule of /b/ during raids should also be applied to your real life.
never speak of /b/ or half--chan you cuck boi

because I'm picky af, and compare every girl I date to my nympho of an ex

Because I have no female friend, apart from the ones I work with, if I can consider them "friends". I am also socially awkward

>>717516105
>too busy to date

Oh, poor anon, I pity you if you believe that...

>>717515614
I do. But I'm about to quit, because I'm a psychopath and I don't want her to cope with my shit.

>>717515614
Heart is broken. Nothing will fix it seemingly. Not even if the girl who broke it took me back would I ever be capable of anything more than pretending to trust a woman. Also, I'm a little overweight, and fairly apathetic.

>>717517118
Ever tried alcohol?

>>717517350
I don't have a specific genre that I'm into
As long as a song's good I'll listen to it

Getting over a hard breakup.. feelsbadman

>>717517310
Same tbh (also I dress like a gay hipster but I like to pretend that doesn't effect it)

Because I don't want to

because she likes an old fat asshole

>>717517061
ya sure but by the time i find the perfect girl i wont have such high standard because i wouldnt have fucked other girls leaving me to think that i have what is best. Also getting married to a clean girl from outside this shit hole degenerate country so i can actually have a good ol' american family.

nah your just in denial and think this degenearte life style of fucking girls left and right is the way to go. just look at the world around you. look at families, parents and kids. the world is fucked up because of this fucking narative that sounds cool and hip.

ill make a few sacrifices to get gud on the long run.

I know she likes me but I'm to much of a pussy to ask her out.

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>>717516873
Nigger use the right tense if you're and then talk

>>717517723
kek

Because I look like Zach Galiafinakis

>>717517350
Where at on the east coast?

>>717515614
Im actually quite nice and I have 2 Girlfriends. I teach them and they teach me lots of stuff. We are all the same and we fuck eachother happily and splendidly. It's only about confidence in that you are doing what you should as divine masculine and love for yourself the kind of girl(s) you like will appear.

>>717517607

I too dress like a hipster. Honestly, after realizing how hollow Tinder hookups are and the quality of most women on there, I'm pretty good with doing my own thing for a while.

>>717517800
I do too, kind of.

Because I'm the nice guy that girls don't want but then say oh your cute and so nice how are u single

99% of the time it's because your too ugly. fact.

>>717517767
ah rigor mortis?

>>717517305
seriously, I would never tell anyone i browse this shit. I even lie to people who have told me they browse /b/

>>717515614
I'm crazy about a girl who won't have me. I compare other women to her, then lose interest as I realize their flaws and break up with them. I don't have difficulty finding replacements.

>>717517972
U seem like someone i could hang out with, kek.

>>717515614
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/w-e-b-r-o-o-t

tell me how my production is going guys :) or don't its completely fine; just looking for feedback

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>>717517800
How is that a bad thing?

>>717517767
>mfw when this guy was busted so he attacks your grammar mistakes.

kys you fucking rapist trying to b8 some weak piece of shit.

fix your life by getting off /b/ you dumb cuck.

if i see you in real life. i'll just have to talk to you for 10 to 5 minutes to show you how much of a miserable life you lead and make you cry [bonus make you commit suicide if your some weak bitch]

Because my last gf went clinically insane 3 mo in. Been taking a break since then.

>>717515614
because I'm an asshole

>>717515614
too focused on career and education. have actually rejected girls bc of this.

>>717517767
This girl is dead, what he fuck.

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>>717515614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOr9P61OQu0

>>717517972
This sounds cheesy. But you should do whatever it takes to be with her.
It may seem impossible. But if you can change, perhaps it is possible. Maybe work out more. Ask her on a date

>>717518206
You made the right choice. Never question this.

>>717516885
Rip

I don't know, bitch. You're the one asking me. If you can make a conclusion about how I'm a "wonderful guy" then you can sure as hell tell why I'm single. And if you were aware of why I am, then you're a cunt for rubbing it in.

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>>717517836
VA. Shenandoah valley master race. Moved here when 14 and decided to stay for life - 20 now. Hill country aiding to my no visitors welcome fortress and skiing mountains 20 min away in the winter time

>>717516885
Jesus, and I thought I was small.

>>717515614
>not overweight but not a decent shape
>5-7"/5'8" (pretty close between the two)
>have an alright face but shit haircut
>not very sociable
>nothing interesting about me
>im an asshole anyway
I haven't really given a shit about being single my whole life but the past month its kinda starting to bug me

>>717517723
Do you know for sure or do you strongly believe she does?

>>717518506
good for you dude. you should move east to NoVA where civilized people live.

>>717515614
because i'm not actually a wonderful guy. if i was, i'd have a girlfriend

Cause i fuck multiple girls and am too damaged for a relationship, none of them know the real me, they probably wont like it anyway.

>>717517327
See normally I don't buy that shit but in her case it's actually true. She's an Olympic-class swimmer with practice twice daily and classes in between.

I know it's a meme now to say that anyone below 6'5 is a manlet or whatever, but serious talk. Is 5'10 short? I feel like the only reason why I can't get girls is because of my height. I'm decent on everything but I'm 5'10. And I don't know if that's too short or not.

>>717515614
>went on "break" with gf of 5 years to try to get with a new girl from work
>gf got suspicious and looked thru my deleted texts somehow (still have no clue how)
>gf saw that I called her my ex to new girl
>find out gf fucks some guy and has to buy plan b pill because he nutted in her
>kick gf out
>go on 2 week road trip with girl from work
>fuck 4 nights in a row
>cum inside her each time
>moving in with new girl in a week
>ex gf making dumbass life decisions
>watch in enjoyment as her life spirals downward
Everything worked out for the best

>>717518112
I know right? Look at that luscious hair

>>717519071
Good for you, man. I really wanted to call you a scumbag, but then I saw that your gf was trying to cuck you. So now I commend you for what you did. Good luck with the new girl.

>>717518989

5'10" is fine. Don't listen to any trolls.

>m26
On the outside people say I'm quite a catch.
On the inside I struggle with addiction and other shit.

I'm trying to pick up the pieces of my life while looking for a girl with a brain... the one's that I've met that are worth it are medics and scientists that work on other countries.
I'm stuck at this place cause I'm a lawfag.

>>717518115
>If your a weak bitch
>10 to 5 minutes
It's you're and who tf says the bigger number first then the smaller one

>>717515614
i'm a fucking cringelord and even i have a girl and 2 sides
no excuses

Money, power, looks.

One gets you laid.
Two gets you profitable.
All three, any bitch is yours.

No one cares how smart or caring you are to a girl. They want strong children and you are not providing it.

>>717516617
New York

im gay.

>>717518989
5'10'' is the perfect height anon, be confident and make tall bitches insecure

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>>717518112
I look like this version

>>717519600
I live on long island.

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>>717518115
If I was to meet you irl you would be out in less than 5 seconds. Seriously man. Si vis pacem, para bellum, off that training tip? Prepare for the everyday faggot

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way too fucking ugly

feels bad, really really bad.

>>717518206
I strongly respect that choice and also your willpower for not giving in to temptation

>>717515614
I had a gf for 4 years, now I'm just an antisocial, lazy fuck and I can't force myself to invest time and effort into dating and trying to pick up someone just to get fucking rejected another time.
I stopped giving a fuck and instead I'm just sad few times a month.

>>717519658
I'm very close to NYC, just north

I'm a short dude and I have no problem getting girls. I can pull dimes from time to time, but the problem is they never want to bring me around their friends or be labeled with me. I don't think I'm ugly becuase I wouldn't be able to pull the quality that I do, and don't think it's my personality becuase chicks do come back or give me random calls. I think I'm just so short that I'm not bf material

>social anxiety and depression
>Kind of anti social/don't care

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Here is my last encounter with a female, I great texted it the night it happened. Enjoy OC

>>717517350
i listen to "in the end" by Linkin park. that's it

I'm fat

I only suck dick

>>717519893
Lets fuck, Im a faggot.

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>>717515614
I'm gay and have a boyfriend.

>>717520118
nah that's not you

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>>717515614
Because, sexism aside, any sort of bias aside, 98% of the time the old adage rings shockingly true.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

If you're looking for a gf you're fucking piss out of luck in this world. Not just trying to sleep around. Anyone can work out, not be autistic, talk to girls and hook up. It's not impressive, it's not difficult, eventually it's not satisfying.
If you're still at that point in maturity where you just want to fuck around, if that's your goal then go for it. Girls are insecure, you can do w/e you want and get as much whatever.

If you actually want someone worth hanging out with, worth talking to, someone who loves you at least as much as you love them, someone you can trust. It is nigh on impossible if you have any standards whatsoever.

Attractive > 90% of all females no longer qualify. 10% to choose from.
Honest/Moral > 90% of those no longer qualify. 0.1% of total pop to choose from.
Self aware & not SJW > 20% of that 0.1% now 0.02%
Interesting/fun > Half of that. Now down to 0.01% of the female populous
Loves you even tho you are flawed > 404

just illustrating a point
not saying she would have to be perfect in every respect, but imagine trying to be in a relationship with someone who fails one of those criteria too much. How annoying and shit would that relationship be.

>>717515614
cause I'm insecure about my dick size and always worry about this before initiating a conversation, or even attempting to go after girls in case it could lead to fucking, so I don't.
Kinda makes you want to die.

>>717520058
Nice trollin fag. Made me kek

>>717516617
LONDON
ONDONL
NDONLO
DONLON
ONLOND
NLONDO

>>717515614

just made this girl breakup with her 8/10 boy from across states in order to get with me. Still hasn't happened but they are goin through some stupid shit right now. otherwise, some guys like me and some girls but im not desperate and i have my sights on her.

im bi female btw

>>717515614
Because it's all about looks and unfortunately my face looks like an ass that's been kicked in by a soccer player

i do tho

>>717520408
every time i hear that song it reminds me of the anon who only has that one song in his itunes, played like 84000 times, and i have to try not to laugh in case someone asks why

Because my dick is 5 inches and I cant compete..

>>717518989
no it's fine.
I'm 6'2 and it doesn't help me.
There are a lot of other factors of course.

>>717520705
Only like .4 inches less than average.

>>717516617
California, sugar.

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>>717515614

The downsides heavily outweigh the benefits.

because I'm fat and kind of a dick

>>717518989
height doesn't matter.
5'10 is pretty average where I am, I'm 6'1 and no one cares about those 3"
Literally, never worry about your height ever again so long as you live. You're fine, and insecurity in guys isn't good

I'm 29 years old and I'm fat, average looking, semi smart, lazy, antisocial looser - that's fucking why.

>>717519427
ya kys faggot.

>>717520895
I dont care about average, im above average in every other way. But this one thing somehow wrecks all my relationships in some way or the other.

>>717516534
this, plus just laziness and, you know, never asking anyone.
plus no-one responds to my POF profile. no. one.

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>>717515614
You know that guy who is decently intelligent, but is scrawny as fuck, unappealing, and far from boyfriend material? That's me.
I have no game, no female friends (barely any friends anyway), and all of my attempts at getting into any kind of relationship with a girl, even platonic, end with me wishing I had never tried at all. Ifor any girl came onto me, it's probably because they lost a bet.


I'd rather spend my time compensating for being a complete loser by drinking myself to death than trying to get a girlfriend.

>>717520992
most the time yes,
but if my gf had a 3 foot cock, something is wrong

>>717515614
Because SOCIETY has a problem with a 47yo dating a 17yo.

>>717521075
true, but what about 5 inch dick and I'm 6'2

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>>717520937
Man I'm not trying to heal all betas. What type of music you into? It's a tell

>>717521076
your age didn't matter there, but I feel you

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i dont know how to get one
how does one go about getting a girlfriend in high school?

I'm a giant fucking loser.

>>717519804
Certainly posting your picture on /b/ won't make it feel less bad.

>>717521272
Electric/techno/house
Rap
Sometimes classic rock

Because girls cant handle me in bed

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>>717515614

>>717516028
Kek

Mostly that I don't really care and partially that I am still hung up on this girl I know. A friend of mine still seems to think that I got a decent shot with her for some reason

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>>717521272

Stealing the good ones that are taken takes time. You have to lay the foundations of a relationship without the bonus of dating. You have to make leaving him for you look stable. You have to make the payoff well worth the turbulent nature of a relationship come to an end.

"All the good ones are taken." No. All the good ones are to be taken. From the chumps they date because they see no other options.

Takes time. Workin' on it.

>>717521559
This is sentence is false.

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>>717521418
What type of rap? Name an artist

Because I've dated six women and literally every one of them dumped me to screw an abusive douche and then they did not understand why I refused to take them back and so proceeded to try to turn my friends against me.

>>717516617
Just outta curiosity, beta from NY.
Literally to mostly punk like Leftover Crack, Dead Kennedys etc.

>>717521786
lil peep

>>717521789
You must have good taste in women.

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I have a few exes and a kid, but I'm kinda picky when it comes to women, half the ones I go out with irritate me in a matter of seconds, and I only feel like I've actually loved one girl, and she is neither an ex or my baby mama, if it aint her, nowadays it aint shit.

so in other words, if you're trying to do more than fuck, women aint worth it.

>>717516885

Ouch.

>>717521786
Jadakiss
Styles P
Papoose
Fabolous
French Montana

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I do have a gf OP. I'm 19, she is 24.

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>>717515614
Because I like fags with fake tits and big round ass that worship cock.

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>>717521876
Man what the fuck

Just do some cold weather training and see if you don't die

Otherwise kill yourself

>>717521804
Also what the fuck

I CAME HERE TO LAUGH, but now I feel bad for you /b/astards.

Can't find a decent looking good hearted girl with no kids who doesn't whore herself out to everyone.

id'e rather be single than settle.

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>>717521119

>decently intelligent

>>717522165
looks nice from a distance but when you open that pic .
AYYYY LMAOOOOOO!!!

>>717515614
married to a man

It's been nearly 23 years, and I give up looking.

>>717517911
>>717518454
400% this.

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>>717522145
Go to hell

Only right answer was true hip hop shit

Buckshot
Lil brother
Funkmaster flex
Etc

~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~

>>717522508
31 and you should start dating! After 30 the only options are control freaks or single moms with black kids so install tinder and begin the journey bro.

I'm unwilling to expend whatever effort it takes to have a relationship. I'm pretty used to things being handed me, to some degree or another, and that includes past relationships. I also have a habit of avoiding everyone I know for long periods of time, because I have bouts of straight fear of people, and rejection, and just feel very safe and comfortable when alone.

>>717516105
Good luck anon, I hope she finds some time to go out on a date with you

>>717517118
kawaii

My baby mama, who I was supposed to marry, cheated on me and now I have huge trust issues. I can't keep a relationship for too long, which is why I resort to just fucking random chicks and never pursuing anything out of it.

>>717522842
bro Jadakiss, don't even...

I'm too embarrassed of my life and family

>>717515614
Cause I'm married

Break the spell by showing your genitals to strangers! Just $1.99 for the first one and $0.99 each one after! The more you spend - the more you save!

>>717518309
You're almost on the right track. She acknowledges that we would be good together, but doesn't want a relationship right now. We're currently long-distance, but not for long. I'll get her sooner or later. Until then, I need to be more careful about whose heart I break. The last one kinda hurt.

>>717522935

I'm a bit wary to start online dating of any kind for the sole reason that I don't want to get stabbed to death on a date or end up in a relationship with someone who is psychotic. I guess it's just that I don't know what to expect, but I know I can expect that.

>>717522842
>Only right answer was true hip hop shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHYwprmWMfY

h a n g y o u r s e l f

>>717522842
>>717523025
older shit is the best too, just don't listen to it as much now.
Either way, how does this help with the girls I'd want to talk to

>>717522393
Graduated with a 3.89 GPA is why I say this
Hey I have some stuff going for me

One day I'll slam my genitals in the lid of a copying machine to teach them a lesson in reproduction!


~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~ d¡ŁD°(+)RøNį¢s ~ ~ – . , ;* \_.•¥•._/*; , . – ~

I've been very introverted all my life, even as a toddler. As a teenager, I was never told anything about how to approach a girl and didn't really help much to bring me out of my shyness/introversion shell. The only one I ever asked out was in high school, and she shot me down, not that I blame her.

And no, I'm not autistic. The only psychological disorder I've been diagnosed with is depression.

>>717518878
She's still getting railed by someone buddy. Less to do with her busyness and more to do with you not wanting to totally conform to her life. Which is fine. You shouldn't.

>>717519804
smile more and you can get yourself a nice wife who loves baking

>>717515614
Im at the point where i say "get to know me for a week and youll know why"
I dont even know whats wrong with me

>>717515614
They aren't worth the shit they put you through.
Only fucking masochists have "Girlfriends".
(more like being leashed to a dom bitch).

>>717515614
Well I like a girl a lot, she seems to like me or at least used to like me. I've gone on a couple dates with her but I just can't get her to open up and be more personal with me. She's told me before that she's recovering from a bad break up with the only guy she's ever loved and I'm the 3rd dude since him. I guess that's the reason and I'm shit out of luck. Any advice on getting her to open up more via texting and on dealing with the ex?

Because my ex gf of 6 years who I was going to marry out of college dumped me and went full psycho whore.
Because I can get laid anywhere between 15 minutes to 3 day depending on how hot the girl I'm interested in is.
Because I need to focus on my own damn self and do things that make me happy. Which don't include a gf.

>>717515614
i do.
started trolling latin dance clubs right when trump won to find me a qt illegal who wanted someone she could marry in case of emergency.

If God is omnipotent, can He have a penis so large that even He can't blow Himself?


Premise: ooh baby baby
Conclusion: ahh shhhh push it

>>717515614
Probably something to do with the crippling self esteem and anxiety issues coupled with gender dysphoria, no girls want to date a tranny-to-be

>>717519804
Get a haircut.
Start eating right and going to the gym. (follow an actual regiment)
If you are not currently working, get a job, even part time to have some supplemental income.
Get your eyebrows done. Not in a gay way, but just clean them up. Either grow a full beard or shave that crusty shit off.
Get some nice form fitting cloths once you've gotten a bit fit.
You can fix your life up real easy anon. It honestly wouldn't take you more than a year if you stick with it.

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>>717515614
I want to stay wonderful.

The things that women value, the things on which they place a high priority, are almost universally vapid, trite, meaningless and stupid. That's just fundamentally incompatible with my life view and living situation. There's nothing a woman can realistically offer me that could compensate for that.

>>717523735
that would be so awesome. i don't hold out any hope for that ever happening though.

>>717515614
no excuses I just never put in the effort to obtain a qtpie 3.14

Receding hairline and thinning, overweight but powerlift so I dont look like a weak fatty, no confidense, and a 3 inch penis erected.

>>717520123
HA GAAAAAAY

>>717524193
This post

>>717517767
Reported bawp

Cause I'm too much of a lazy fuck to actually try to talk to a girl that I know for a fact likes me.

>>717524411
This - I have a female friend (started with sex but we moved away from that, we're just long distance friends now). She is 100% honest with me about all her stuff for some reason. And it's really fucked up and heartbreaking what some women find attractive. Fuck that shit, I prefer not to be an asshole and just pay for my sex, I can afford it.

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>>717523442
Little brother is good

>>717515614
never happened