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>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK

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>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl
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IZAYAAA!!!!
>>717496222
You can never turn back. Not like you used your dick anyway cuck
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The ability to read minds
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>>717496888
the first mind you read is Hayato's and Yoshikage Kira has Bites the Dust active on him

>I can stop time
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>>717496222
to turn back, you need to have sex with ten guys
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>>717496222
>>717496888
>>717497711
>>717498044
is this a get thread
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>>717497711
Jotaro Kujo wants to beat the shit out of you cause you pissed him off
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>>717498075
Trips get thread
>each get makes you a little gayer you fag
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I can manipulate magnetism with high efficiency and accuracy
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>>717496222
The ability to make a funny ylyl thread with oc
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I can suck my own dick
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>>717498539
All negative one half inch of it.
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>>717498539
I can do that without superpowers, drawback is you're sucking dick
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>>717498453
You have to sing nyan cat while doing so

> the ability to cure any illness
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>>717498475
The OC is just porn of the banana

>>717498539
because your dick is attatched to the roof of your mouth

>I can extend my whole body at will
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I can make dank memes
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>>717498475
>if no one replies "lost" to your oc, you're mother dies in her sleep
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>>717498693
It's instantly replaced with a worse one

>I can negate anything at will
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>>717498693
You gain every illness you cure
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>>717497711
You can only stop time for 1 second every 24 hours.
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Can make Sammiches appear at will
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>>717498884
>>717498884
Everything you negate is niggated instead
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>>717498929
Every sandwich is tuna fish.
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>>717498728
Only by [s4s] standards

>I can erase things from existence retroactively
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>>717498725
But only while naked
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>>717496222
I have the ability to turn downsides into advantages.
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>>717498725
But you can't retract it and will eventually end up like some sort of retarded slinkie

> the power to make anyone check their privilege
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>>717498929
never as good as the first one
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>>717499004
You have to be masturbating into your dogs' face to do so.
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>>717498728
You can only make naked banana memes
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>>717499004
Only by using a literal eraser on the end of a pencil
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>>717498912
But technically wouldn't that 1 second be all he needs? Since time is stopped that one second will last indefinitely.
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>>717499081
Trump wins

>>717499069
a new disadvantage is made and used against you before you can comprehend it

>I can make things grow and shrink
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>>717499069
You can only do it while rimming the person you are changing the disadvantage
(Got u punk)
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>>717496888
You can only read your own mind
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>>717499265
But everytime you fart, sand fills your shoes.
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>>717498725
Underrated.

>>717499265
Only in increments equivalent to postive or negative Graham's Number
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>>717499109
I don't have a dog :(

>>717499208
No, it's 1 second relative to the person for whom time is stopped

>I can absorb people's intelligence
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>>717496222
Every time I see this picture I think of this guy
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>>717496888
it's in a language you don't understand
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I can travel the universe at the speed of light without needing oxygen to breathe
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I can drawback super powers
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>>717499487
You immediately start off at the speed of light causing your internal organs to be destroyed from the inertia
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>>717499487
You'll never find your way back to Earth, or any lifeforms for that matter
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>>717496222
Destroy all shitty memes.
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>>717499487
But you have no ability to determine where nor deflect debris. Move anywhere near 1% the speed of light and immediately have a rock drill through your skull vaporizing your body.
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>>717499669
Replaced with actual shit on your monitor
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>>717499487
You have no protection against any other hazard in space.
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>>717499487
You're still vulnerable to the radiation

>>717499507
what does that mean?

>I can charge any electrical appliance with a mere touch
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>>717499441
only the brain dead.
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>>717499487
But you can't stop
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>>717499441
As long as their IQ is under 10
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>>717499820
touching appliances causes you to shout out racial slurs at the top of your lungs.
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>>717496222
Alex Mercer's Powers.
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>>717499820
>doing so stops you from getting an erection until the battery goes flat
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youre actually happy, your depression just goes away
oh and you can shoot lazers out of your cock
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>>717499669
You must watching /b/ for 24/7 for your entire lives
>become mods.
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>>717499820
But you're not immune to the electricity generated
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>>717499820
Only by very loudly and repeatedly calling said appliance a dirty whore, slut, cumdumpster etc. without repeating anything in the charging session once.
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>>717499669
The memes you like are also destroyed, reveiling that your own tastes are shittier than you thought. Young people become distant and scary to you.
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