I'd have to be 100% in controll of my vagina which im not, it has a mind of it's own some times.
I agree ...
Umm this voo-doo doll just became extreamly scary to me..
I'm not a boy! I'm a girl! I've already tried struggling feebly, h-e-l-p m-e!
W-wah? An APPLE? You threw an apple at me?! I'm not a real caterpillar, p-please, help me!
I-I mean, thanks for the apple, but please, help.
>when you're finally on time to a drawthread
>I agree ...
Like I said, just take it slow with it. Find out what it's capable of doing. Maybe instead of insertion, just rub your pussy with it. You'd probably still feel if you get moist from it.
a heartbroken censor for your troubles again
Hai guys, just randomly shooting things. What should I draw?
>out on us again
More like i can't be expected to physically be here if I'm drawing on my phone. Usually means I'm shitposting at work.
Then again, narcolepsy is a thing. There are some signs sometimes at least.
draw or take requests
the rest will come
oh fuck rip in half?!?
Im scared to touch it scraps.
I dont wanna hurt ya by accident
I would drink syrup from this lolibutt like a grape fountain flowing from the tits of a mystic goddess, I'm cumming and shitting but they're mixing together to create a sacrifice to this image.
now, now. there is enough wolf for both of you.
>what does eggs have that i don't?
the potential on tits, dick, ass and pussy at the same time.
>Were you the cutie with the hella fluffy mane a few threads back
you mean this guy?
I wish I were good at drawing the big DP
How many of you guys are lonely tonight?
>not many/any friends
the moment someone asks for one, or you could just ask.
TRINKET TINKERING A TRINKET THAT MAKES ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS THAT MAKE ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS THAT MAKE ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS THAT MAKE ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS THAT MAKE ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS THAT MAKE ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS THAT MAKE ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS THAT MAKE ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS THAT MAKE ILLUSIONARY TRINKETS THAT TINKER TRINKETS
then I'll have his werewolf form and you can have his devil one, if that's fine for you
I can grow some if you want tho, feminine boys have secret transforming abilities
>saved btw ;^)
Alright. Can you do this pic, but with Bowser Jr. and Diddy Kong? Or if that one's too gay I've got a less faggy reference picture to use.
Are you so insicure on your child fucking you have to go pick on shadow about something he probably did once a long time ago?
Can you draw your Chanticleer from Rock A' Doodle dressed like the beatles, looking edgy with a cigarette in his mouth and playing guitar?
But... why? All kidding aside, would you be willing to try a /fit/ dog woman, but after the Bowser Jr + Diddy Kong guy's request? Like Polt from Monster Musume, if you'd like a reference. I can dig around for a picture if you need one.
jam.... for the love of god... shut up.
O-okay! I'll eat it, but please help me after, please...
Kind of. I got you guys, I got /dbt/ over in /o/, and I have my friends on Skype from time to time. But I am lonely enough to be considering buying a Bad Dragon fleshlight toy thing since the only woman interested in me sexually right now is HSV+, and I'd rather not run that risk.
Hey who knows, the anons may be up to something... eat up and see if you can eventually pupate
That means to grow a cocoon
Aww, cheer up tho
All work and no playing with tennis balls makes Nim a bad girl
Is that you eggs? :y
bye anon, you take care
nothing much, hanging out, sup with you?
I BURN YA WEED
> I BURN YA WEED
Im already blazed
>nothing much, hanging out, sup with you?
Watching/listening to a guy play FF15 and fight a lv 99 fight under leveled and under powered. It's taken him about and hour and fifteen minutes and he's still not done.
I have some IRL friends. Can only count on one hand though, and usually too busy to hang out IRL. And no girl. Last one I dated was an edgy fat bitch two years ago.
>yes it's a trace there's no way I could do this in a timely manner
Your gonna evolve into a beeeeautiful razor butterfly and break free!
This is Gagagigo. Make him do something cute
I need a glass o' water
>tfw no bf
got friends tho, been playing this afternoon w them and meeting them tomorrow & taking a stroll thru town
ty bby <3 tho I was just being melodramatic as always
You can't fuck him if you're ded too, kiddo
yes. hello god.
i made some poor life choices and need your help now.
i need proof for that
I'm sorry for you man. Most of my friends are either finished with college and busy or over the internet and I can't get in contact with them often. Haven't had a girlfriend in over 6 years too.
Somebody else notice me... I like drawing really muscular guys...
>my dancing girl request from the wee hours
Still 2qt. :D
My IRL local friends have opposite days off from me, so I can't hang out with them hardly at all. :/ The other thing with this lady is that she smokes and occasionally does pot, but has dialed back a lot on my account. However, growing up knowing smokers and tokers, she won't ever truly quit and I can't deal with drug use. And especially not with my job where I can get in deep shit for even trace amounts of THC or anything else in my system. On the other hand, she's fun to talk to, has two hilarious cats, and is overall a funny, sweet person.
blaze it bro
IMMA GET YOU BOI
>mix of the two.
you can play with the doll me if you like ;y
Just be careful,
Slow and steady eh?
your right but... I dunno it could kill me pretty easily.
You guys seem to be having fun in pic related.
N-no! That's not how it works... P-please get the shears, p-please. I don't want to die like this.
thx for noticing me,
for some reason i prefer the sketch tho
holy SssSHIT this is really really cute
Done that before.
Suddenly flooded with requests, will get to that.
I'm a moth you racist fuck
>tfw no qt GF
I feel ya. Same with the weed part too. Any girl that seems slightly interesting is into weed.
In which case being a military man (well almost just got my ASVAB results :D high percentile woot woot.) drugs are a REALLY big no no.
well, the dragons fucking cars threads may finally have some new material.
Yes?! HELLO!? YES SIR A NUMBER 5 NO PICK- YEAH, OK. I GOT IT.
Look buddy you want fries or not? I got a busy shift.
That is the understatement of the year. Got anything cool goin on?
>Slow and steady eh?
Got any other ideas?
>tfw no qt GF
Yeah, it kinda sucks. The college girls are good looking, but they're still girls. Not really interesting to me.
I missed two questions on the whole goddamn thing. Two 99s, two 98s. I don't remember what categories I missed the questions on; probably Electrical and Admin. The Mechanical test I had to stifle laughter. It showed a picture of a transmission and the choices were (not necessarily in order): transmission, diaphragm, piston, and something else completely off the wall. And then I look at the ASVAB requirement for my AFSC and despair. On the plus side, the tech schools have gotten better - and generally more difficult. What're you going into?
Uh... i got like... mouth spiky things i could try to cut... you gotta uh.. roll out of your tears there...
Get me a Spicy Chiken Sandwhich with a frosty lemonade you wage slave!!!
>this isn't Chick-fil-a
Cunt that's not what I asked.
it's da hairrr
dank u dank u
yey, glad you liked it,
curl a cute
all animu r cute
Of course, you would keep track of those.
It can sate my thirst but it can't end the swooning
some people also only get fries to
like what, they gon fuck me or im gon fuck em?
>stabbed by dog treat
Time to play dead...?
Careless whisper sax goodness please
Ah hey, trying to talk to god? I can pass you his number
Bruh... fucking nice
Wow, it's happening, someone grab a camera!!!
how about half life 3?
dont doubt the facts
ayyyy moth bb
not really just doodling
only play dead when dead lurk
Trying to get more recognition as a commission artist. Any advice?
fem censor is here, rdy to fuck shit up
we both ded, it felt nice while it lasted
There has tl be somebody out there.
What ever deity that created us couldnt be that evil.
A crypto linguist in the (ch)airforce. Enlisted. My friend is going in as a drone pilot. We have a dark, cringe worthy joke on how he would bomb villages and I would translate their screams of pain and greif.
Now you're gonna screech like a fucking retard?
(it's happening, just according to keikaku)
(a creature made of pure edge)
how much money will said anon give me for the cummy
If you have a tumblr page, post an image commission price sheet there, make sure it looks nice and have people reblog it.
Likewise you can stream and try to gain some outward momentum there.
GODDOMMIT I'm and idiot. Miqo'te.
You're 19 year old me except with art skills. I got assigned Arabic. I made it about 6 months; it kicked my ass six ways to Sunday. Good luck, and I mean that.
just one request pls..
and i promise i'll go to bed pls..
Also, a bone to pick... Drone pilot. Is he going officer, as in 11U or 18X? Or is he going 1U0X1?
And they're not goddamn drones. I can go on a tirade for a half-hour about that (or more), but they're not drones.