Gay robot animals will replace your wife in the future.

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I found dev's dildo

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>>717491089
You're late.

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>>717490755
I haven't invested in one yet since I spent more than usual at Christmas but that's on my list. I'm pretty uneducated about all the audiophile stuff in general anyway.

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What id I dont have a wife?

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>>717491392
You can't put a price on good music.

>>717491669
You get two gay robot animals.

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husband material

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>>717491669
Then you turn into Marty.

>>717491754
Recommend me a setup.

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Roooooooooy

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>>717491754
How is a robot gay? And im not spending money on a steel and silicone whore.

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>>717488809
I'm getting impatient.

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>>717491850
Marty?

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Good afternoon.

>>717492019
Hardblush Marty.

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what if I have a husband already

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>>717492080
Im not pretty nor do I bottom.

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>>717492251
Marty is pretty?

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>>717490880
So a gay robot will replace my wife? Alright, I'll just watch the girl on girl action then.

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>>717492354
Flamboyant, fetching, dandy, fop.

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Roooooooooooooooy

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>>717491946
The same way it thinks. It appears to be male, acts like a male, and it bends over for you.

>>717492211
You only get one.

>>717491850
Later.

>>717492000
Sitting on my face counts as touching.

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>>717492767
Between the two of you, I'd definitely say he(it) loses on the attractiveness factor.

>>717492914
That's fine.

>>717492773
I SAID GOOD AFTERNOON.

Also that first image was super rude.

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>>717493070
What was rude?

>>717491227
hm?

>>717492773
is that a cait

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>>717493299
He was texting while receiving a hug. Like saying, whatevs this is nothing.

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>>717492914
Wouldnt it be cheaper to just buy a fleshlight?

>>717493070
I reckon more would prefer a femboy like Marty over me.

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>>717493447
I'm fine with that. Lowers my competition.

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>I'm not spending money on a steel and silicone

When I was a kid I was good at fights. When I was a teenager I was good at fights. I like steak and robots. I'm really good at killing people. I want to be a robot.

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>>717490880
>>717493350
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>>717486217
Get fucked.

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>>717493569
IS THAT ROY?

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>>717493343
Yes.
>>717493422
I just take it as a relationship where the two know each other very well, and physical contact is very commonplace. Don't need to be hugging back 24/7. It's just comforting.
Or something.

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>>717493725
Okay, but by this guy

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>>717493569
I dunno, the qualifications are kinda stiff even if you have one or two people to contend with.

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>>717493742
Uriel Septim recognized me immediately and we didn't even know each other that long.

>>717493837
Whatever. You'd say anything to defend white dog.

>>717493958
That's what I have these here murdering tools for.

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>>717494075
Good to see ya. Should add em on Steam. :3

>>717493837
sup nigga

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>>717494216
He died though. I don't think I'd trust it if someone named their account after him.

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>>717494075
You could probably boop his ampullae of Lorenzini but I dont recommend engaging in shallow water.

>>717494405
Sorry, add me on steam. My hands mixed it up.

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>>717494487
Eh, I'd just concede. I'm tired of fighting for people.

>>717494530
Oh I see. I'll try to find you on there.

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>>717494747
Me two. Then again im also tired of people making fun of me for it.

>>717494747
I got by THis Old Dog.
I have Guzma as my pic.

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>>717494075
I mean, it's just an image.
Sorry I didn't include trigger warnings.
>>717494395
Games and beer.
Stout is gud.

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Time to go show these scrubs how to head shot as Widowmaker.

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>>717495010
russian stout?
they're good shit regardless.

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>>717494886
Fun of you for what?

>>717494900
That's a lot different than squash.

>>717495010
We should play Overwatch later.

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>>717495108
Yes. It's a special holiday kind.
Super good stuff.
>>717495228
I'm playing it now.

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>>717495695
you better share faggot

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>>717495228
Zero marks on my plaque of sexual conquest.

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>>717495228
I know. I can find the page if you want.

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>>717495695
Yeah but I should eat tonight.

>>717495799
I wouldn't worry about shit such as that.

>>717495852
I'll find it. Just might take me a few minutes.

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>>717496084
Cool.
Anyhow I'm in OW so I'm going to go for a bit.

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>>717496084
Yeah well I associated with those people for years so its diamond cut into my psyche.

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>>717496171
Alrighty, have fun.

>>717496302
It's kind of sweet that you haven't yet honestly.

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>>717496084
Eating is always good.
>>717495756
Nigga I paid good dosh for this shit. Just got it an hour ago.

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>>717496510
If you have a vore fetish.

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>>717496510
which is why you should share beer goes best with friends

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>>717496803
I must have a food fetish or something.

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>>717497199
Buy your own. This shit is straight fire. I ain't giving it up to the best of friends.

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>>717497270
why are you being so rude

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>>717497501
Because that's how much I enjoy this stout.
Enough to be rude.

>>717497501
because you're gay

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>>717497203
So the dog trick would work on you then?

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>>717497823
What trick is that?

Nah I'm good you weird fags can have it though

>>717497823
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Reiterpallasch/

In between games but got it

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>>717497632
ok but
just a sip

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>>717497822
no that's a plus

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>>717498114
:D

>>717498280
Got it.

I'm out. Take care, all.

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>>717498812
I would give a sip if you didn't live on the other goddamn side of the country.
It's brewed with chili peppers, cinnamon, cocoa nibs, and vanilla, so it's p good.
>>717498970
I am a cat irl

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>>717499063
post pix of cat irl also thanks

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>>717499130
It was a dirty lie.

>>717499410
what was a lie you wont share?

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>>717499676
I will not post pictures until I am successfully a cat.

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>>717499860
>not a cat
omg

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>>717500017
Science needs to hurry up with this shit.
I'm eager to make the transition.