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Stoner thread 2.0 What are you smoking? How do you smoke it?

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Stoner thread 2.0
What are you smoking?
How do you smoke it?
What munchies do you have?

I'll start
My own homegrown blueberry kush from Sweden, surprisingly potent.
Kingsize joint
Elk meatballs, mashed potatoes, chips, cold water and icecream.
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>>717486447
Short question :
Cats shouldn't be near when I smoke right ?
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>>717486953
Don't think it matters, my cat doesn't mind it at all.
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might smoke some moroccan hash tonight, just a regular joint, I still have some pringles and oreos so i'll be okay

anyway, I have a question. sometimes when I smoke I'm not just stoned I get sick. at new years eve, I smoked 1 joint with a friend and I started feeling sick and I threw up. anyone know what causes this and what to do about it?
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Well it is said that cats stay high for around 10 years, not sure how true that is. Btw, how the fuck do you grow in Sweden?
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>>717486953
don't think it matters, I have friends who smoke in small rooms with their dog in it as well, their dog just fell asleep. nothing bad.
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>>717486447
Where in Sweden do you grow?
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>>717486447
Blueberries
Kingsize joint
Ben and jerrys phish food
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>>717486447
No idea what I'm smoking (it smells good, looks good, gets me stoned etc)

I smoke out of a waterfall cuz I'm broke but also don't like a massive tolerance

I had Krystal today with my bro and just ate some ramen, gotta run tomorrow because terrible diet from new years/christmas

What did you anons do for new years?
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>>717487180
Might be bad hash, in Sweden we had a period when it was spiced with other drugs, mostly cannabinoids. That's why I started growing my own supply
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>>717487209
In the winter I have three plants in my wardrobe, standard setup, some LE lamps, filters and fans. In the summer I have usually plant some AF strains in the forest near me, works great.
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>>717487682
I've had it with different kinds of stuff and I have pretty good stuff (I'm from Amsterdam and it's sold in a coffeeshop so it's not some amature stuff)
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>>717487607
I smoked a ton at a party, also got drunk and did MDMA.
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>>717488034
I see, just try different strains until you found a few that you like, for example I had similar reactions to Lowryder, didn't feel anything like that whenever I smoked something else.
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>>717487441
Zone 6, basically middle of Sweden
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>>717488076
nice fizzam, never done molly yet only lsd

I got stoned as shit and kinda drunk and went to greenville SC from atl to chill with mah brah, was aight, food was dope, greenville has some pretty dank restaurants


If you ever go to greenville SC:
>Ale house
>Smoke on the water
>Beer sample place whatever the hell it is called

Probably a lot more but those places are dank, also a bagel place downtown that was sick this other time I was there. My friends made fun of me for getting hummus on a bagel. Like I had never tried that before and it was siiiiick
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>>717486953
My cat inhales the cherry smoke from the bowl by himself, he is 14 now and as happy as can be
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smokin dogshit
out of a pipe
munchies go from savory to sweet
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>>717488424
Dalarna?
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>>717489658
Jämtland
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>>717486447

I'll bite
>smokin skywalker OG
>smokin from a big purple bong called purple haze. engraved with the name and shit
>Ate a homemade veggie burrito made by gf. homemade hummus and guacamole was deliciouis.
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what's the best food ever? like being stoned would only make it .00005% better
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I quit smoking skunk 6 months ago because I couldn't stop thinking about killing myself. It'll happen to you.
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>>717487180
sounds like a case of the whitey... you should smoke less if you are not a regular user.
if not, you might be having some kind of unbalance in your brain chemistry that is causing that. stop a few weeks and continue as usual. a few months ago i had a few episodes of light paranoia when smoking my regular shit. didnt mind it and it went away by itself.
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>no mention of brain damage ITT
I thought you guys were supposed to be responsible
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>>717492125
a joint a day keeps the braincells away
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>>717492125
hey anon. you have been warned by another stoner /b/ro to stop disrupting the local fauna.

consider this as a cease and desist.
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anybody ever go about buying seeds offline?
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>>717492332
thank you

>>717492432
I payed a pretty penny for this trip I want my moneys worth
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>>717489838
I moved to Sweden a couple of months ago (Stockholm). Is the government very strict about growing or posession of marijuana? What will they do if I'm caught growing a plant or having less than 5g on me?
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Better stock up now before AG Sessions takes over. Looks like it will be right back to the bad old days. Word is they're planning on cracking down on medical too.
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>>717493389
where did you move from?
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>>717493605
Finland
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I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year. Enjoy the leaks and leak one yourself - snap-leak-cf
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>>717486447
Star dawg and sunset sherbet, shatter in my bong. Plan on eating mushroom ice cream. Raspberry ice cream and 6 grams of mushrooms. Should be a fun night.
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Whatever the fuck I can get my hands on
My homemade pipe
Ramen, fruits, and pizza
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>>717491990
oi thanks, I'll start with no-smoke in a week... gotta finish my stash first :))))))
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Anyone here live in Wilmington NC? Just moved here and don't know where to get weed
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Smoking aussie hydro from a glass bong with the munchies for pussy

No pussy so im stuck watching this funny shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJRddjVxwHY
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>>717486447
This is my Favorite thing to watch when I'm high https://youtu.be/3cUqwqgkqwI
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>Nära östergötland?:)
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Shit dude, I got fucked up by blueberry kush. Caught me totally off guard and I smoked too much, would up convulsing a ton and throwing up at 3AM. Crazy potent shit.
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>new year party at a local club
>in dankrupcy for weeks
>out of fucking nowhere a huge fucking pinhata
>after a few hits the pinhata starts throwing condoms, rolling paper, beer tickets and joints among other stuff.
>i get my hands on 4 fat-ass joints
>we blaze one of the motherfuckers. shit's dank af
>next day
>get home
>get my scale and weight those fuckers
>~2g
>mfw i paid like 7 bucks to enter the party

imma smoke one of those niggers in a few minutes.
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>>717493605
That'll go under ringa narkotikabrott/minor offence (depending on the size of the plant) and you'll have to pay a fine and do some tests to keep your drivers licence etc. Not a huge deal but still a pain in the ass. Are they more relaxed in Finland?
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>>717493389
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>>717495339
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>>717491167
Lies, your just a beta faggot
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>>717493449
>Word is they're planning on cracking down on medical too

Citation please.

My understanding is that Trump is fully in favor of medical, and he thinks recreational should be left to the states to determine.
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>>717495046
sounds blessed anon, got pics to share?
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Blueberry Kush, with a brand x "Protopipe." Munchies? Eh, whatever is on hand.
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>>717496215
Just talk so far, got a buddy that's lower mid level with Justice Dept. The stuff coming in from the transition team looks bad, lots of weird questions trying to feel out peoples political opinions. Makes it look like they may purge or isolate anyone against the war on drugs, private prisons etc...
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joints sometimes, although I normally use a bowl, since it's so small and I can store it in a pill case when I'm done to cover the smell. I live in a boarding house and have to keep the smoke to myself. Edibles are always fun. I ate some about 30 mins ago, still waiting for the effects
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>>717496289
gimme a sec
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>>717496289
there you go. it's a bit roughed up by being picked up from the floor in a hurry.
cig and post it for comparison purposes
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not smoking tonight

unrelated question but whats the best site to get a cheap but quality glass piece?
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only has some misc weed crumbs and kief so I sprinkled it over some tobacco and smoked in a joint. Definitely not the most efficient but it gave me a nice buzz. Then my fuck buddy came over and for the first time I smashed while high. Unbelievable feeling, 10/10 would do again.
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>>717496215
So I just talked to him, he says the biggest thing they are hearing over and over is that the "rule of law" will be their first priority with zero flexibility, If it's a Federal law it will be enforced. Since the primary thing allowing States to have medical/rec Marijuana is the federal govt. choosing not to enforce the laws on the books, it doesn't look good for marijuana at the moment.
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>>717488554
by america you mean US?? stupid gringo
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>>717499278
fuck off mexican
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>>717486447
Green crack and heroin.
I just smoke out my bubbler.
An ass ton of Chinese takeaway.

I just finished putting my cannabutter in the fridge to cool. Bought an ounce from a weed shop here for 100 bucks. Tasted like ass but was tested at 19% thc so...cannabutter.
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I wish I had a weed connection. Contemplating the dark web to get some good stuff.
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>>717499561
I want to try heroin but I don't want to get addicted. How does smoking a one "hit" feel relative to say, a 10 MG hydrocodone?

Also I'm smoking on some "girl scout cookies x sour diesel" which I know to be a lie. Stupid niggers. Good weed nonetheless.
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>>717500548
Do you live in the US? If so, rest assured a weed connection is near by. Pretty much err body be smoking that shit.
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>>717500747
I live in Virginia but don't want to go through people at work because it's a liability buying from someone I manage.
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>>717497885
you need to learn how to roll a good one
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>>717500605
Well when my tolerance was lower .1 of black tar would feel like 10 MG oxy.
It's hard to tell at this point I smoke just to stay well I'm trying to taper off.
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>>717501047
and you need to learn to read anon... i didnt roll that shit
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>>717499549
You Stupid Gringo¡ I also hate mexico cause maxican and gringos are the same stupids
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>>717489658
I'm in Dalarna.
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whaddup nigs. i smoke weed pretty regularly, last time i smoked was 12:00am jan 1st.
im currently trying to clean out my system anyone got any tips?
i've been drinking as much water as possible since then and i put a drop of bleach in a cup. how long till im clean?
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im getting some next week, first time doing that shit. how do i smoke it?
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>>717501619
Did...did you drink that bleach?
And if you are skinny and active I'd say you have a week minimum.
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>>717486447
homegrown blend of bhudda and some banana flavoured strain i'm not familiar with joint spun with winfield gold baccy
comin off antidepresants, really horny but no munchies.
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>>717500883
I feel you. Any friends that smoke? Wife, GF?

What line of work ya in, George?
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>>717501950
yes it was just a drop or two, didn't feel anything out of the ordinary afterwards and that was last night. would excercise clean me out faster or should i just stick to water and pissing
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>>717487941
nothin like fresh forest weed nigga, sweden nice in the summer?
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THC distillate.

90% THC 9% CBD. Smooth as fuck, incredibly strong, very mild but tasty flavor, slightly minty.

I get it for $25 a gram.
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>>717502162
I run a Lumber yard. No other contacts besides people at work really.
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>>717501056
Interesting. I take a 10 MG oxy if I've done a long day of riding dirt bikes or something and definitely when I fly. Makes the trip so much more enjoyable. I'd say I consume 60 MG per year so my tolerance is pretty low
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>>717501850
will you be smoking with people that have experience? if so let them worry about all that. if not you could always make a quick pipe
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>>717488554
molly's nice, acids my jam though.
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>>717501619
Please make sure that you drink at least 8 fluid ounces of bleach for this to be effective. Better safe than sorry.
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>>717502224
Thc is stored in fat cells. Sweating will burn it out quicker.
That's an old stones tale with the bleach and it could hurt you just be careful I've been there as well tho I've tried every trick in the book none really worked.
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>>717486953
My roommate's cat loses his shit when he's in the room with us, he cant seem to handle being high. If your cat seems okay then it's nothing to worry about
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>>717502415
>>717501850
holy fuck i sperged somehow. i meant im getting some shatter next week
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>>717501401
fuckin swedes all gettin baked. man I wanna fuck a swedish chick. swiss will also be acceptable.
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>>717502161
Homegrown = best grown.
I just recently learned of putting baccy in with the jernt.


What anti depressant?
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>>717502341
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>>717502541
gotcha, thanks.
>>717502562
thanks for the info, i know two people who have dranken bleach to get drugs out their system in a short notice. it worked out for them but one of the dudes apparently went blind for like 10 mins kek, he soaked a cotton ball in bleach and swallowed it. the other one was fine he drank like 2 caps of the stuff and drank tons of water. im sure a drop is relatively harmless
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>>717502390
Yeah then .1 or .15 will get you feeling good.
I wish my tolerance was that low if I sit down and binge I go threw 2 grams in 2 and a half days and at 100 a gram...you don't need to be a math wiz to see that straight money I'm burning up.
Oh well I'll taper than jump off and I have weed edibles gir b the wds.
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>>717502382
Hmm I wish I could hook you up. Always sad to see a nigga unable to get weed. You considered a small grow at home?
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>>717502990
I have but the smell is so strong I don't want my neighbors (apartment) to smell it. Thinking about trying deep web to get it shipped.
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>>717502605
oh i've personally never done anything like that. just regular buds. i think i remember seeing someone using hot knives to smoke some once on youtube
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Hey /b/ro can i buy some if you have extra homegrown stuff? Im in Estonia. SmartPost it :D
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>>717486447
I forget the strain but its dank, and I vaporize because its objectively better than burning weed in every single way. I also have some really good oil and some decent shatter that I've been dabbing and an edible I've been munching on made from vaped weed.
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>>717486953
some cats enjoy getting high actually
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>>717487180
Drinking + Hash = Bad times
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>>717502936
Yeah you'll be fine its never worked for me lol. Neither did vinegar or cranberry juice hahaha. But sweating it out and diluting your piss is the best bet. Don't forget b vitimins to keep your piss nice and yellow.
Energy drinks help too as well as niacin. But it has to be the flush niacin not the no flush.
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>>717487504
this man knows his snacks;)
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>>717486447

Hey stoners, I got a question for ya.

Everytime I smoke I get put in a grumpy mood. Like it didn't used to be that way, I was just fine when I was like 15, but now I'm 18 and it just kinda makes things super mellow and not fun.

I wanna giggle my tits off again. Help me ples

(Also I have been with people everytime since it's been bad, maybe that has something to do?)
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My bong and its nail attachment
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>>717503353
alright thanks a lot man
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>>717487180
Too much of a good thing, especially when in conjunction with other substances, can get the better of you. When we're younger we can pretty much get away with getting five kinds of fucked up but as we age I feel it becomes more important to be mindful and responsible in our indulgences. I too have been getting physical discomfort and anxiety from getting too high at times, even though it can be hard its important to remember its just the weed and it will pass and to just take it easier next time, consume cautiously and not overdo it.
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smoking skunk and eating lucky charms, cheers /b/ros
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>>717486447
got a nice new years deal for an oz of dutch treat shake for $90 of legal American grown product.
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if you guys are looking for munchies man i personally recommend garlic bread when ur super stoned man that shits great. man i wanna smoke now
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>>717502985
Goddamn dawg. Opiates kick my ass. I flew from China to New York a while back and I took 20 MG oxy and I was out the whole time. Not to mention the Xanax helped. When I take them, I get this up, almost like sativa-y weed feeling and then wake up like 6-8 hours later feeling hella refreshed
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>>717503417
A couple possibilities.
You need a tolerance break or you're getting a little anxious smoking in groups of people.
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Weed makes me super serious, and very clear headed, sort of the opposite effect it seems to have on everyone else. Not sure if I like it.
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>>717486447
Just smoked a 1g joint of skywalker
Taco Bell,banana bread, croutons
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>>717499278
Get your tools ready, Paco. That wall ain't gonna build itself.
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>>717503128
I feel you man but those deepweb prices are high as hell. Seems somewhat low risk tho.
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>no weed
>left pipe in friends car
>can't scrape out resin from my pipe to have a toke

hopefully i can get some sweet and sour widow soon though
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>>717503768
Yeah I'm at the point where if I cold turkey this shit (and I tried) I'll be stuck on bed sick for maybe a week.
I love nodding out I have crazy open eye dreams hahaha.
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>>717504409
Oh shit

Whut kind of papers did you use?


Also, do you drink dip spit or weasel cum?
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weed kills and gives you cancer weed will kill u havent your parents told you not to if you shouldnt try for? its dangerous not only to you but danger people around you
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>>717505177
How long will you be sick? Does Xanax or weed help?

I remember once I took some yellow? pill and I sat in my lazy boy and I went for a fucking RIDE. I've never felt anything like it. It scared me.
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>>717486447
the devils lettuce
Solo arizer air with long glass stem
Chicken tendies, a giant gingerbread man, phillipino noodles with chicken and prawn.
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>>717506113
I had popeyes
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Cheap brazilian weed. Good enough to get you high
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>>717503417
do it alone, put on your favorite music over a visual video of your choice.

smoke much more than you normally would, or take a week off from smoking beforehand.

before starting, guarantee yourself a day off or at least a few hours without interruption. a relaxed mindset makes a world of difference
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>>717505177
go on suboxone or tell a hospital youre kicking and you want to kill yourself and theyll throw you in a locked ward until your done kicking. itll be a little rough but they'll give you klonidine and ativan and shit to make it a little easier
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>>717506790
Tell me more about your Brazilian cannabis.
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>>717486953
just dont blow it directly in their ears. It'd be like blowing weed smoke directly onto your brain
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>>717486447
Ontarian here, smoking poppers.
(weed pressed with tobacco)
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>>717507677
paid R$1,50 (around US$0,46) the gram, bought 100g
It's shitty compared to any pure weed, it comes all pressed up and doesn't taste really good
but still gets you high if you smoke enough
worth it
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Shit I got at home is called master kush. really good shit, high THC content. Got me fucked up to the point where I was looking at my naked body in the mirror for an hour then studied the anatomy of my penis for two
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>>717508098
You like Brazil?
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got some Bruce Banner #3, its some good shit hybrid super indica heavy, love it

smoking out of a pipe cuz whynot

got fk load of munchies no worries
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>>717508896
Not really, bro. I wanna get outta here as soon as i can
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>>717509160
also just a quesiton,
everytime i roll a joint i use a pen to roll the paper around, then put weed in it, pack it down and repeat till its full, put a filter on the end and smoke it

everytime i hand roll its not nearly as good.. jw if anyone else does this too
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>>717508386
And then your mom walked in on you because you were in the bathroom for 3 hours. Grow up kid do heroin or stfu
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>>717509187
Shit man that sucks. What's bad about it? Don't you have girls with A+ asses?
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>>717509297
>being this annoyed
>shitposting this hard
you tried, Anon
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>>717509262
Yup, but I put my crutch in before I put weed in.
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i recently turned 18 and am thinking about trying to get a medical marijuana license. should be fairly easy if i have anxiety and insomnia right?
i'm in canada btw.
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>>717510199
Yeah, there are nice girls and stuff, but living here with some dignity is pretty tough. Politics are bad, education is bad, health is fucking terrible.
It's definitely not a country where I would want to raise my kids

>>717510813

congrats on turning 18
can't you smoke in canada? i heard you even have clinics for heroin addicts to decently inject it on themselves
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My all time favorite strain was Blue Dream. For a good year and a half i smoked potent top shelf daily. I would get hardcore munchies. Like food coma status. I just couldnt control it and would always end up over eating lol. Now i dont smoke for that same reason & also cause the high just wasnt the same. Im sure ill go back to smoking weed tho. Just not as much as i used to. Weed is tight, weed is tight
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>mfw I broke my bong last night
I dont have anything to smoke out of now what should I do /b/ros
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>>717510975
well the laws aren't as strict as in other places, but it's not actually legal. honestly i would find weed myself but i have no idea where to get it.

and yeah there's one clinic like that, but that's the only one in canada
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>>717511086
make a pipe
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>>717511086
Dude i got you what you got to work with any thing at all

For cred check my dubs
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How long would it take to smoke a king sized joint to the face by myself?

How smelly is weed when smoked outdoors
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>>717503307
t. Literally nobody ever
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>>717500883
I actually buy from 2 of my employees. Project manager here. Hung out outside of work to bowl and they were smoking beforehand and I said fuck it.
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>>717486447

AK/47 Trim

Smoking out of an elephant bowl, with it's butt as the carb

Just made some chow mein ramen, but I'm also eyeing the left over meatloaf in the fridge
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>>717511457
How? I made bongs out of shit when I was 17 but thats when I had a glass bowl to use. I dont want to breath in aluminum or anything

>>717511514
I dont have papers or anything
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>>717511086
Well ill be more helpful a pencil and almost any medium to large size fruit or vegetable can be made into a pipe poke a shallow hole for the bowl and a hole long ways that meats first hole you got a pipe (optional thrid hole for carb) also holo out
Inside for bigger hits and freeze juicy or easily smashed produce

Pic unrelated i just want doubles
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>>717511954
wood, if you can get your hands on some drill bits. i've found that 1/8" is goof for the stem and you can make the bowl as large as you want
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>>717508386
That's some shit I'd do on acid. God you're a faggot.
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>>717511086
)>>717511954
Dude come on

Aluminum foil will make a vrack pipe that works

A tin can with a flat spot and a small hole punched in it will a pipe that will smoke weed

Two lighter tops (the metal heat shield) placed one inside the other will make a bowl piece

Also most sockets out of the tool box work for a sneak a toke (long sockets 10mm or somthing close to the size make a pretty nice one )

Try harder stoner at least tell the rest of us whats laying around the room with you

Fuck dubs
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>>717511954
Use an apple dumbfuck then kill yourself after
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>>717500605

you are going to get addicted
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>>717512052
>>717512766
Will a banana work in place of an apple?
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>>717511557
>How long would it take to smoke a king sized joint to the face by myself?
10 mins but could be more like 15 if you can actually roll well
>How smelly is weed when smoked outdoors
If you don't know this, you probably shouldn't be smoking king sized joints to the neck
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>>717511557
kid if you smoke a "king sized joint" to yourself you'll probably puke and end up in bed sweating profusely for 5 hours fucking scrub ass noob
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>>717513020
Not really, no. The apple works because it is firm enough to keep its shape, a banana is too mushy and will probably collapse if you try and use it as a pipe.
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>>717513020
Yes but it's nasty as hell they get super resin-y. Best option is an apple second choice would be a cucumber. Harder and less juice the better. But before you go and smoke out of a yellow fruit dick I'd go fishing around my garage to see what I could find.
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getting fucked up tastes great (citrus lime kinda)

hard to get decent pic on phone
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>>717486447
>shitty cheap shit
>new bong
>home made chewy caramels
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>>717486447
I smoke because im suicidal and it makes me retreat into my fantasy world in my head where i spend 5-6 hours a day. Once I get sober the only thought in my head is to stop existing, so i go back to smoking.
My question OP...
How many sandniggers have you sucked off in your frily white swedish maid costume?
How many times per day do you shave?
Are you going to pakistan to visit your sister and brother in law soon? Keep it up swedes!
Jævla svenskefaen kom til Oslo og rydd huset mitt!
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>>717503417
Take a week long TB then smoke alone and put on some funny TV show you like. Sometimes smoking with people you don't really like can kill your mood or if they just aren't fun when they're stoned it kills the mood for the whole group.
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>>717486447
smoking casually through an ounce listening to reggae watching cricket, been smoking a lot reccently should probs take a break
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>>717488034
I heard in Amsterdam they sell joints with tobacco and marijuana in them.. idk if youre getting joints with just marijuana or not, maybe thats whats fucking you up
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>>717486953
Yes,thc is harmful for cats,it causes neurological toxicity and they don't like being high
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>>717513800
I just too a lunful of this shit on my bowl and fucking held it in until i felt a fucker black sheet was tightening over my sight
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>>717515004
like hell i was standing there like few a second and had to cratch my grip
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no tomoko bf to be lazy with
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>>717514875
that's a spliff
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Any aged smokers hate these threads so fucking much? Too many stupid questions and cringe worthy shit.
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>>717508386
>studied the anatomy of my penis
Did you have to use a microscope?
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>>717515603
hey man we all were new to this shit at some point but yeah sometimes its pretty YahooAnswers-tier cringe
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>>717515465
but over there they call it a joint because it's two things together, ergo a joint
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>>717503222
Ate a little more edible a couple hours ago when I felt the bit I ate this morning wearing off, now I'm all mellow again. Got a small amount packed in the vape, maybe .2 or .3, gonna heat it up shortly. Might do another dab in an hour or so. After I finish my beer I got a smores poptart I'm gonna destroy.
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>>717513020
Yes freeze it not most recomended(dont smoke the inside layer of the peel) but ya

Maybe i finally get dubs

Also no freeze method pecial punch two holes as far apart as posibble that meat in the middle

Make a bowl piece put it at one end

Cut small just go for the right shape on the cut for the bowl piece you can always cut more later

Bowls:

Foil super easy
Ligher heat shield
Socket
Piece of metal the connects pencil to eraser super easy small bowl tho


Good luck

Hope you have two bannannas green as fuck
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Always dabbing that fire oil outta dope pieces
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>>717486447
>smoking on some GSC wax
>smoking out of a pen vaporizer thing with the coil that heats up
>just had me a turkey and cheese sandwich and some cape cod potato chips. So delicious
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>>717511086
you can make a bowl out of a banana
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>>717513020
yea bro these kids are nerds, you can use a banana on it's own to make a pipe
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>>717515603
I kinda like answering questions though
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>>717516581
My fucking nigger the s'mores pop tarts are the best thing in the world
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>>717508087
Hey follow ontarian! Where you from? I'm toking from the GTA right now still getting over new years hangover. I don't smoke poppers too much anymore cause they're really bad for you lol
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