Truth is, I have a girlfriend but sometimes I really want to talk dirty to a random girl, to show them a picture of me and show them what I would do to them and see what they would do to me, no strings attached, where can I find that?
>Still in love with with ex despite the horrible shit she did to me >been 4 years of this >don't talk about it to anyone anymore >no relationship with anyone else >decent amount of one night stands >notice I sabotage any potential future relationships because of my feelings for her >not sure what to do
>be me >be last night around 2:30 am >walking around ghetto area >hooker asks if i want a date >i say no im broke >she asks what bank do i go to >tell her >she asks if she could put money in my account >she said she would give me a bj and $50 >im kinda confused >let her use my phone and bank card(stupid idea i know) >I say nevermind >she says you better not leave i just sent you money >i said it didnt work >she asks if she can call her dealer >i let her >she argues with her dealer(not about me) >she storms off >i walk away >realize i dont have my bank card >run back >look for her everywhere but cant find her >before i go to bed i remember my card number >so i decide to look at how much money i had in the bank >there is $7,300 extra in my account >her money came through >i didnt do this on purpose >im kind of scared that her pimp might look for me or something >wake up the next day >check account again now there is $16,700 extra >so she is putting more money in my account >decide to get a new bank card but the bank is closed till tomorrow >like i said i didnt do it on purpose, i honestly thought she didnt what she was doing thats why i said nevermind >she might not know my passcode or password for my account so she cant take any money out >i have no way of contacting her except looking for her on the street >money from her will no longer be sent to me by tomorrow because i will have a new card What should i do? Keep the money? Look for her and give it back? Please help
>>717479992 I lost a stupid bet with my girlfriend and I had to take her to the mall for a shopping spree with a remote vibrator up my ass... Two stores in and I cum inside my pants so she buys me cheap black sweats to wear. Everytime I cum, people give m weird looks as I stand still shivering. Jizzed three times that day in the mall...
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>>717485640 >hanging out with few friends >I was the youngest, others were 1 or 2 years older >One guy, just gonna call him anon, who was there always wanted attention and was a bit of a bully >Naturally, he picked on me because I was youngest >shooting spitballs with straws, called me names and shot rubber bands etc. Just generally annoying >We were hanging out on the balcony and just sat in the sun drinking sodas and playing board games >We were talking about action figures or superheroes in general, I don't really remember. But someone brings up batman and how he sits on ledges >anon realizes a way to get attention and says he could sit on the balcony railing like batman, and starts to climb it >Everyone else is thinking he's super cool and brave, I didn't like him and was kinda annoyed that he got the attention >as anon is standing on the outside of the railing, the guy who lived there then suddenly just announced "Ice cream, last one in doesn't get any hahaha" or something and ran inside. Everyone else hurrying after him >Anon is now trying to climb back inside from the railing >I see a chance to fuck back with anon and shoot a rubber band at him to slow him down. And he can't let go of the railing to shield himself. Perfect >He fucking let's go of the railing and brings up both arms to shield from a fucking rubber band >Lost balance and fell down
I was to scared to say what had happened and everyone else who was there testified that anon climbed out willingly. Police assumed he had fallen when he tried to climb back over the railing
>>717487414 I've green texted it before, I'm at work so I don't have the time right now. I caught her at her second job and ass fucked her, I didn't use lube so it was dry and very uncomfortable. Flipped her in the dumpster she was using and broke her phone. I raped a woman in highschool so it wasn't the only one.
>>717487331 This happened! I swear to god im scared shitless If she doesn't have a pimp i might be okay but i don't know what to do with the money. I only make like $1,200 a month, so having $16,700 in the bank suddenly is strange. I have a feeling that if i walk down that street again i might get attacked or something. Seriously what should i do? This is a weird way to start the year
>>717479992 I'm a Noncommissioned Officer in the Army. My MOS just started opened to women and as such we got an influx of 18-25 year old females. While i was at my last duty station i didnt touch a single one. Then i found out i came down on PCS orders. The week before I left I plowed through about 7 of them that had wanted to fuck me when they got here. Had a threesome with two of them, and still have more hitting me up after I left telling me they've always had a crush on me.
Do i care if my last unit finds out? meh. they can suck my cock for all i care.
I was once pciking up a dozen doughnuts when the place was robbed by an armed gunman. One of the patrons was armed and opened fire hitting the gunman. The shot caused him to fire at the clerk who died instantly, he turned to fire at the armed patron but was shot again by the patron. As he fell, he fired killing the patron. I was left with a bag of money and 3 dead men. I grabbed the money and ran. Used it to open an audio store. Got me out of porn.
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Gangbanged a woman who worked at my university a few years ago with some fellow student anons. Best fuck of my life even with the risk. We were into it. She was into it even more and it was the highlight of my sex life to this day. May post her pic if interest
>>717490336 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm 20 years old (female) and have slept with 19 different men, also I was in a committed relationship for nearly 3 years and started having sex at 15, so 18 were over the course of 2 years essentially
>Did they seduce you or did you offer? >Did you just choose random guys or did you know them? >What were their personalities like, seriously, like were they the go-getter alpha male or moreso beta? >Was there anything they said or did that turned you on specifially?
>>717488793 The only picture I have of her is her Facebook profile so I'm not posting that. I guess I have some time to spare, I'm on my phone so I'm not green texting it.
I was heading home after work, about 2 in the morning. I was about to pass the gym where my coworker moonlights at and saw her dumping garbage in the dumpster off to the side of the building. I'll call her A. A has a great ass, show's she's been working on her squat and she always wears leggings to work. Parked a little down the street when I saw her go back in and stepped out of my car for a smoke. Soon she came back out with a couple more bags and headed to the side of the building, it was showtime. I looked around the corner to see her tossing the last bag into the dumpster and whipped out her phone. I snuck up on her and smashfucked her into the dumpster, pinned her shoulder to it and held her face away from mine. She started to scream so I gripped her hair and shoved her face into the dumpster, banging her head. She got the hint and quiet down, kind of went slack like she was giving up. I ripped her leggings down to her knees and pulled my dick out, fucking diamonds looking at her bare ass. I dipped my knob in her pussy to see if I could get it wet, didn't want to let go with both hands. She was a little wet, not much though. I pulled her ass apart and pushed against her backdoor. She started squirming again and again I hit her head against the dumpster, again she got the hint. It wasn't easy, took a couple of tries but I ended up in her butt. I can't stress enough how uncomfortable it was without proper lube and shit started chaffing real quick. I toughed it out and ended up cumming balls deep in her ass. Right after I pulled out I grabbed her by the waist and flipped her into the dumpster and locked it. Saw her phone on the ground and stomped it just in case she found a way out. Went home, took a shower, smoked with the wife and never heard about it again.
>>717490822 >Some seduced me, some I seduced >most of them were randoms, there were some I knew tho >ah some alphas, actually a lot of average 'betas' tho >um most were older men which is a turn on for me. Honestly I just love sex and one night stands as well. I am currently fucking a 42 y/o regularly, a 24 y/o who is more irregular (actually for the last time today, he is leaving the country) and there is a 28 y/o I flirt with, kiss and fuck occasionally on the side. >uncut I guess, it's nicer to suck
Right guys.. I think I fucked my chances at having sex with this girl. We texted a bit and we talked about sex and having sex together and then the next day I said I couldent keep her company that night and now we've stopped texting. I have no idea what I did wrong.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like teenage. You: hey 16 m Stranger: Hey Stranger: 13 f You: cool. where are you from? Stranger: USA You: i'm from australia Stranger: Cool You: so you use this site a lot? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Hbu? You: yeah sometimes You: do you have kik? Stranger: No You: that's ok You: have you done anything sexual yet? Stranger: No You: oh how come? You: not interested in sex? Stranger: My girlfriend and I are too awkward to do anything until it's legal You: it's legal lo You: you're the same age You: or is she older/ Stranger: We are minors Stranger: She's younger by a few months You: it's illegal for an older person to have sex with a minor Stranger: I'm 13 You: if you fingered each other nothing would happen You: except for you both getting off lol Stranger: Yes, well, we're too awkward to do even that You: what do you mean by awkward? Stranger: We still live with our parents, you know You: ah right You: that is awkward Stranger: Yeah You: do you kiss? Stranger: Yes You: can i watch? Stranger: No You: yeah it would probs be awkward having some 16yo guy jerking off on cam while you kissed Stranger: Yes, yes it would. You: i'm jerking off now btw Stranger: Thanks. TMI. You: hold on i'm gonna cum Stranger: Half the people on here are bots, the other half are horny boys. Stranger: Fantastic.
>>717493218 It was in the parking lot at school. I was there with my gf attending some battle of the bands shit. Went outside to get some air and some woman wearing a short skirt and converses was balling her eyes out on the phone. After she hung up I pushed her down on her front and pinned her to the gravel. I had a wallet condom, being a dumb teenager and all, so I wrapped my jimmy and came buckets in her. Dragged her by the hair to the edge of the lot and pushed her into the ditch. Went back inside and flushed the condom, again never heard anything about it nor did I ever see her again.
>>717479992 In an effort to find a gift for my girlfriend, I found her pinterest. In doing this, I realized how convenient it would be to keep porn on a pinterest account, so I've been doing it ever since. I haven't gotten her a gift yet though
>>717494067 Femanon, hmm....went to Kink armory and was shown a river that flows under the building. Met some crazy performers like Riley Reid and Bonnie Rotten, seems like most girls do porn to charge premium hooker rates.
I pissed my pants second day of 8th grade. It was my last class of the day(gym) and It was about mid way. Coach said we couldn't go. About an hour later it becomes painful to hold in and I can't do it anymore. For about 20 minutes I am covering the HUGE spot of piss on my brown jeans. I summon up the courage to ask her and she says yes. I run my ass to the bathroom so fast I didn't even say hi to my crush when she said hi to me.
>>717495761 not that guy, but yep. make a girl cum when you rape her and she'll get weird mixed feelings that mean she's less likely to report you and you're more likely to give her some fun kinks long term.
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