Just curious... Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?

>>717476415
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone
fixed

The bitch from London Grammar

>>717476415
I fucked dahvie vanity from botdf if that counts he's my ex boyfriend. Lol

>>717476415

In the mid 90s I was molested by a famous musician. Does that count?

>>717476415
>implying someone in this shithole every fucked anything besides his right hand

>>717476527
you and like every other 14 year old that went to their concerts.

>he's my ex boyfriend

kek he probably told 10 other girls and boys that they were dating at the same time as you.

>>717476520
story?

>>717476415
I fucked Ivanka Trump like 6 years ago in Vegas. It was dope.

>>717476771
story? her pubes look like her dads hair?

>>717476771
I know this is a lie because I know the trumps and ivanka is very sexually passive.

>>717477080
>I know this is a lie because I know the trumps
ah, the irony

>>717476486
underrated post

>>717476984
We were working out at the same gym late at night, no one else was there. I was shooting hoops, draining 3s one after the other. And she just came up to me and started sucking my dick, while I kept draining 3s. Blew a load all over her face and kept shooting 3s the whole time.

Then we went back to my hotel and I buried it deep in her ass like king arthurs sword.

>>717477545
>kept draining 3s
what are you, a nigger?

>>717477681
No, latino

I fucked Aly Raisman, she was in Tampa the same time I was. I acted like I didn't know who she was and she never said anything about it.

>>717477945
how was she in bed? look good naked?

>>717476582
Who?
>>717476743
True.

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>>717476583
i fucked my left hand once

>>717476771
Gtfo donald

I creeped on Chloe sevigny in a clothing store. She was getting dressed in the dressing room and I could see a through the cracks in the curtains if I stood at the right place. All i managed to see was her topless in a bra. Went to the nearest restroom afterwards and beat off furiously. I'm a disgusting human. Does his count?

>>717476486
chuckled hard.

>>717478204
kek

>>717477911
the 1st Latino to make me laugh,, ever!!! thnx

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I have a twitter friend who is a baseball player, and he told me she is an easy laid and takes in the ass like a champ.

I fucked a semi famous voice actress. no names, but she was not that good in bed.

>>717478230
i count it. I love celeb creep stories. much more believable.

i had sex with karla homolka way back in the 90s

>>717477218
I dont see the irony. Care to explain

I blew John Travolta in the crapper behind the Arby's. At least that's who he said he was.

>>717477545
nigga

>>717478861
could you tell she was crazy?

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>>717476415
>Just curious... Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?

Feet count?
Feet count!

I got a foot job from Mariska Hargitay, famous for Law & ORder SVU . . . before she was famous.

> be 23 fresh out of college working lighting on shitty 90's grrrl power sitcom "Can't Hurry Love".
> staff party. drinks. people buzzed (not me). I offer rides home. Only Mariska accepts.
> get to her condo and she invites me in
> I don't know what to expect as a) I'm a nobody b) she is WIDELY rumored to be a closeted lesbian (look at that fucking man jaw if you don't believe it)
> we sit on the couch and she tells me about the renovations and we drink water and chat (mostly she chats)
> her shoes are off and she eventually puts them in my lap and my erection is obvious
> she tells me to take it out and starts giving me a foot job on the couch. I only last a minute and she giggles and thanks me for the ride.
> We hug at the door (mostly she hugs me) and my fucking cum is still on her toes.
> she acts weird around me onset thereafter.

Today I still watch L&O SVU just to see her MILF out. She actually looked better @ 45 than late 20's because age (and plastic surgery likely) have softened that man-jaw.

She is still rumored to be lesbian despite being married (to a rumored phaggot) with a kid.

Not really a foot guy, but it's one of my fondest sexual memories.

Pic related.

>>717476415


SEEN HER ON THE ANDRE ROBERTS SHOW. GREAT BODY.. THAT FACE THOUGH..UGLY AS FUCK

>>717478861
definitely odd not cray-cray though

>>717478587
Is it true her football team gangbang?

>>717479117
nice face. details?

>>717479117
story?

>>717479211


NO YOU DIDN'T. SHE WAS IN THE CARIBBEAN AT THAT TIME YOU FAT FUCK

>>717479211
how was she in bed? what'd you think when you found out she was a serial killer?

>>717476415
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces

>>717478966
Kek

3 years ago I dated a girl that had starred in a grammars book photo story. Everyone in our region had this exact book in school. Is that famous enough?

>>717479117
sad shes dead, I use to listen to her when she was like 14 on youtube, crazy what happened

>>717476415
Dolly Parton

>>717479479
why not?

>>717476415
I know a girl who fucked Jean Simmons from Kiss, but he'll sleep with anything so it's not a huge accomplishment.

>>717479273
>>717479316
went to the same bible study, got horny watching "Good Will Hunting" while cuddling, kissed, we were both virgins and religious so she suggested anal. Came inside her ass.

>>717479222
As far as he knows, just a myth. Once, my friend and four more fellows ended alone with Miranda. She was horny and wasted, they too, things went insane and all they fucked all her holes like pigs. Doing with her everything they could think. Cum everywhere.
She was very angry next day. Fuming and livid. She thought they put something on her drink. After a lot of talks and apologies, a few days after they convinced her that there was nobody to blame for it. Things happen when people get too drunk. Also, he told me she was very sore after “just” five man fucked her, so I doubt she is into gangbangs. She loves a good fuck, but she is not a nympho.
Oh, forget to say, they were cool again few weeks later.

I fucked the first girl from Lazy Town. AMA

>>717476527
That's nasty.

>>717479559
Phone number?

>>717479486


IT'S THE WAY SHE DIED THAT IS FUCKED

Do pornstars count as famous? Then Sara Jay and Mika Tan.

A couple years ago Sara Jay was offering blowjobs for Twitter followers. I followed and got my BJ. I couldn't cum in her mouth so she let me jerk off on her tits.

When Mika Tan worked at the bunny ranch in Nevada I got a 1 hr "half & Half" with her. Blwo and fuck.

An actual celebrity????? No.

>>717479682
>Doing with her everything they could think
Elaborate… not to fap, just for science

>>717479529
Story

Hooked up with the daughter of the bassist to Testament. Kind of famous is by degrees

>>717479025
shes hungarian,,AND YOU'RE 45 50?

>>717479565
bull shit

>>717479824
How was the bj from Sara, and how was the "half & half" from Mika?

>>717478230
nothing wrong with it

>>717479684
bush?

>>717479682
Can’t believe that, but honestly curious… his twitter?

>>717478031
How old was she? was it raw? Any anal action? I know i would tongue her asshole deep...

>>717480056
she had a semi big freckle on the inside of her left butt cheek by the hole.

>>717480044

I'm 44... like your post (nice dubs).

And she's only 1/2 Hungarian . . . from her father, who's jaw she inherited.

ATTN AUTISTIC FAT 12 YEAR OLDS: EVERY THIN HERE IS 100% FICTION. YOU WON'T FUCK A FEMALE MUCH LESS A CELEBRITY SO FUCK OFF.

>>717480269
first day here?

>>717476415
No i havent.

>>717480269
you really need to get a life bro. Do you ever go outside? or just roam 4chan every day in your parents basement and troll threads? You're the same fuck nut from the canada threads.

>>717476415
Only a comedians sister. not close enough

>>717480100

The BJ was lackluster, and I'd fapped earlier (hoping to last longer), which made it hard to cum. She was in a hurry, which is a turn off.

Mika was great. Giggly, energetic, talkative and plenty of tongue kissing. AFterwards we went to the bar and had a drink and I got a nice hug before I left.

Too bad she's left the porn world.

>>717480128
Yep, blazing pink.

Loljk, no she was shaven. And had brown hair.

I fucked best friend's sodapoppin ex.

>>717480265
43 here. i fancy her quite a bit. on chicago pd.. for example. am jelous. respect. Thandie newton was a friend of our famly when she lived down in The south of the UK.(till 16) Never got close to her though

>>717480457


NO SOMETIMES I MAKE UP SHIT LIKE FUCKING CELEBRITIES WHEN TRULY I AM A 50 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT FUCK ROAMING 4 CHAN

>>717476415
>be me living in japan
>fuck some stupidly adorable girl in a bar
>turned out to be Kyary Pamyu Pamyu; looks different without all her weird anime shit on.

>>717478204
Underrated post kek'd

>>717479884
lol… I remember he told me all they fucked her at once, two in her mouth, two in her pussy, another in the ass. There was some bondage and that little breasts looked smoking hot with BDSM gear breast bondage rings. No condoms, they came on every hole of hers at least once and all over her body. What else… she was very loudly and enthusiastic at first, sucking dicks like there is no tomorrow. She fucked back even when she was double or triple penetrated until she was too tired. Every time they called slut, whore or such, she giggled like a little girl, loving it. It was a perfect night, but next day there was a huge drama, as I said.
I saved our conversations for DM when we shared hot stories of our sexual life, so if I can find stuff about Miranda Cosgrove before thread get deleted, I will post it.

>>717480178
… well…
thread will be deleted soon, so I don’t think it will be a problem.
Twitter com/Mikeybro_
He is a cool boy. You can befriend him if you don’t act like a creep lol

>>717480619


MUMMY WILL BE HOME SOON FROM BINGO. MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T FIND THE KY ON YOUR CATS ASSHOLE.

>>717480624
honestly, why do you care

>>717480044
Her mother was Jayne Mansfield, who made a movie career out of blonde hair and big tits.

I am the man having sex with Ariana Grande. No one will believe me.

I fucked an escort who was a former pornstar. She only did like 10 scenes, but you can find most of them on xvideos and shit right now. I guess that kinda counts.

>>717480785
sheeps...asshole mate

>>717480831
story and greentext

>>717476415

Impossible. I'm virgin just like you.

>>717480619

Bet you're jerking to West World quite a bit nowadays?

Thandie sure isn't shy on that show.

>>717479117
This chick was like my little sisters idol m8

>>717479738
Don't have it anymore, lost contact when she moved to Vancouver.

>>717480831
Was she a good fuck?

>>717479753
She get murdered or something?

>>717480831
I'm the great dane having sex with Ariana Grande. Sup bro?

>>717480716
$100 bucks this thread goes on for an hour and you don't post shit. This is the oldest pasta in the book.

>>717481047
i couldn't get into it to be honest with you, I preferred her as Gracie in Rogue. But yes, I google her from time to time.

>>717481136


yeah she was. After a steady diet of BBC from good looking wealthy blacks she wanted anal from a balding unemployed IT loser living in mommy's basement. She said my 2" was a lovely change from 9" bbc.

>>717480901
>>717481136
Part of the world of celebrities is very cut and organized. Everything is planned and catered. I'm considered a beau by Hollywood standards because my job is to literally fuck her, so she doesn't go whoring or partying. I get paid to do this. It's great, but it gets lonely. I'm not allowed to do fun things like cum on her face or spit on her. But she's huge into anal plugs.

>>717481100
it's too bad she went the way she did honestly.. she was a really sweet girl. She was my first anal experience so i'm happy for that.. even though she was so tight it almost broke my dick

>>717480624
Rough day?

>>717481218
Why not? If I'm telling the true, I will post it. If I'm lying, I can post whatever hot story I want.

Katie Moore, AKA skrillex's sister, does that count?

>>717481655
more like rough week.. he goes to threads all day long and posts this shit..he's off his meds.

>>717480831
nice music faggot

An extra from Harry Potter Sorcerer's stone
Siobhan.. She was great

>>717480716
please actually post

>>717481176
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.

>>717481494
>But she's huge into anal plugs.
keep talking, please

>>717480100

BTW, Sara Jay does escort work for $1,200 / hour.

She's not hard to fuck if you make a lot of money and already have herpes and warts. (but, but, anon pron stars are tested . . . . Yeah you fucking idiot they are, but all have herpes and all have HPV.)

http://www.eros.com/new_york/new_york/files/615102.htm?sf=6&sch=xxx&sid=48&loc=2

>>717481666
please deliver op

>>717481896
That's really all there is. I'm headed to her place in West Hollywood in less than an hour. I'll try to sneak a picture.

>>717476415
Not famous famous. But an "internet celebrity"
It was that Geoffs guys wife from Rooster teeth if anyone knows them still. It was years ago, I went to Texas with Some friends for an expo. Met her and a few others. Fucked her a night or two later after seeing them at a bar.

The queen of england

>>717480716
twitter is real at least

>>717482064
PLZ DELIVER IF TRUE

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>>717478587
True she is dirty

>>717481724
>he's off his meds
lel

I went to school with Madonna, and did one of her fellow cheerleaders. Does that count. Yes I am older than dirt.

>>717482348
whaddup michigan

Not really, but when I was 18 on vacation in mexico I fucked a smoking hot 42yo milf. Turns out she does the make up for the anchors of Fox news everyday.

>>717482261
How do you know?

>>717482348
Not Michigan anymore. But not a whole lot but living in the SW better than the mitten.

>>717482064
that's so good

>>717480630

No you didn't.

>>717482120
Griffon? Really? Good lay? She seems like she could either be really good or extremely boring.

>>717478587
>twitter friend

I fucked Scarlett Johansen too. She's pretty big into anal, which is great. She'll even suck after I came in her shitter.

>>717483137
Seems legit.

>>717480831
Mac miller or any other wigger lurking /b/ is not surprising

>>717482440
Srsly how old are you?

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>>717476415
I fucked pic related. I am hvac

>>717483137
story?

>>717481806
I can’t find anything, sorry.


>>717481218
Well, you were right. Congrats lol

>>717483137
Ass-to-mouth. hot.

>>717479486
Who is that?

>>717483809
shes jewish, expect nothing less

>>717483922
My gf hates it. Shit!

>>717484073
To the showers then.

>>717484073
sorry anon.

>>717476415
Not really all that famous, but she works in the entertainment industry.

Sarah Pester

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5955800/

>>717484804
Any pic... Is she hot?

>>717484804
Story?

>>717485000
Checked

>>717485000
winrar

>>717482120
>>717482934

I'm still curious about this if op is still here.

>>717484984
>>717485000
>>717484804
This her?

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>>717485136
Ffs... forgot pic

>>717476415
I fucked the party-leader of a regional party who is in our senate now...

>>717485892
Go on...

>>717485197
Yup that's her, pretty average I know, but god damn was she a good lay.

>>717485000
Not much to tell, I worked with her for a couple years while she was in college and she went through this slut phase. We were friends and she wanted us to be more, but i was pretty turned off by how many guys she slept with. Anyways one night it just kinda happened and the sex was great and she became my Booty Call/FWB for a while. She even let me fuck a couple of her friends.

>>717486208
Fucked her with her friends or separate?

>>717480032
How metal was she ?

>>717480716
moar pls

>>717486208
Had 1 threesome (wwm) with a mutual friend, all other were separate. She would just tell me "hey Kate would fuck you if your interested" and I would do the rest.

>>717476582
Yes. Yes it does

>>717486343
>>717487079

>>717487079
She likes eating pussy?

>>717477545
Nigger be lying on the Internet

>>717481155
shot 4 times at point blank at a meet n greet like 5 minutes after a concert i think

>>717476527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-enyrx1bNTM guess he talks about you.

>>717476415
My ex from high school went to the London Olympics

>>717479565
lol you're a virgin aren't you

>>717484984
>>717485000
>>717485197
She's probably got some win out there somewhere

Made out with Emma Watson at a club in London a few years ago. Was going good, her body felt great and she was definitely up for more asking where I was staying, how far away it was etc.

Then drunken me decided to make a tasteless, crude Harry Potter joke. She didn't think it was funny, called me an idiot and some other stuff, got off my lap and left with her friends.

Been kicking myself ever since.

>>717488452
kek sorry bro. that sucks. been wanting to bone her since hp 1

>>717483708
That's a real man. Hat off to you, Sir.

The lead singer of Sum 41 back in 2002. Btw I'm a guy.

>>717483910
Christina Grimmie, She was a singer and got shot during a fan signing.

>>717488528

Me too...

My friends being the good friends they are won't let me forget that night either.

The night Hermione almost got her hands on a new wand.

>>717478230
> didnt fuck just fap
> creeped someone
> said "topless in a bra"

/b/ would do that this is real

My girlfriend is Dominica leoni if that counts ex porn star she's 12 years older then me I love her she's very nice and good to me a good cook too bit crazy but she is Czech been with her 7 months

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>>717489092
"The night Hermione almost got her hands on a new wand."

Was that the joke? Because if so that's fucking hilarious

>>717488608
I can imagine that. At least 50% of all male musicians who have made it big have fucked or been fucked by another guy

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not really that famous, only UK and Irish anons may know her

met at a bar. gives really sloppy head

>>717489934
Fuck. Story?

used to date abigail breslin .

>>717490153
not too interesting really. it was at a bar in london, accidentally knocked her drink over. Bought her another one and we got talking. She's really nice and easy to chat to.

She was staying at a hotel nearby, we went back there and she sucked me off. Didn't fuck unfortunately

>>717480716
>all they fucked her at once, two in her mouth, two in her pussy, another in the ass. There was some bondage and that little breasts looked smoking hot with BDSM gear breast bondage rings.
fapping to that. no joke

>>717490523
Spit or swallow?

>>717490275
prove faggot

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I fucked Sasha Grey once. I she laughed at me for cumming really fast. Then she sucked my dick for an hour afterwards

>>717490582
she swallowed a bit. it was a big load and after the first pump she took it out of her mouth

>>717490609
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2687012/Long-distance-love-Abigail-Breslin-goes-makeup-free-late-night-coffee-date-English-boyfriend-Tom-Foster-Monk.html

Some well known guy from Buzzfeed sent me nudes of himself.

Had sex with a local theatre performer. Not sure if it really counts as famous but she played Cinderella in a pantomime.

>>717490753
Details ?

>>717490929
Get a look at her tits or pussy?

>>717478587
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

>>717490983
this is the kind of shit that should be posted here but newfags are just newfags nowadays

>>717491231
nah. i was inexperienced at the time and maybe if i had more confidence I could have got more

oh well

>>717476415
Like

collectively?

>>717491234
continue pls

>>717490929
>she took it out of her mouth
dunno why, but lol'd with that. did you groped her tits?

>>717491659
Obviously a fake story dipshit

>>717491782
nah, got an arse grab in when we were snogging but not much else

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Was it Tara Strong? I have no proof just she seems to be the only fucking voice actress in the world. It was either her or Nolan North in a wig. Am I right?

>>717491234
You took the time to actually write this out. Perhaps you are considering getting into fiction proffessionaly

>>717491873
poor innocent kek

>>717490931
so? your face + timestamp

>>717491234
How many players fucked her?

>>717491964
>>717491659
>>717492058
That is /tv/ pasta

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>>717476415
i sucked a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass, does that count?

>>717479565
are you from marlton too?
Just asking as she is from my home town

>>717492128
nice PR job, Miranda

>>717476415
>Just curious... Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
Is your Mom famous? Apart from her being easy?

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>>717491234
>FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER

>>717482012

>people would pay that kind of money to fuck that shit

nope.jpg

I've fucked the girl at 1:10 if that counts. She's 21, btw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QvgLlFyeok

Got to fuck the drummer from Skid Row a couple times great fuck and he used to do porn as well.

I fucked Rachel Ray once. She thought she was better than she was. It was alright. The thing that really stuck with me is it looked like she shaved with a butter knife.

>>717477545
>shooting smack into my eyeball and draining every other dudes cock in the gym

fixed

>>717483386

isnt that the girl from flight of the Concords?

>>717493612
So, was it bad?

>>717476486
no

>>717476771
Go to sleep donald you have to wake up in 6 hours to tweet

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Do porn stars count? I fucked Gianna Michaels in Vegas. Cost a grand, but was worth it.

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>>717491234
Wonder who wrote that.

>>717491234
stale pasta is stale

christ, how new are you all here? I'm not even an oldfag and have seen this 3 or 4 times.

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Not that famous, but Elysia Rotaru, who played Taiana on Arrow.

Kind of a bitch, but a hell of a body.

>>717493612
Story please.

>>717479682
>Fucked 5 guys
>Not a nympho

Kek

I used to regularly fuck one of the grand daughters of the murdered President of Liberia. 5'10" of long legs and perfect nigger skin. Insatiable sexual appetite.

Then the whole Ebola thing came around and I realized I was playing a losing game, so I found myself a nice asian girl and have been with her ever since.

>>717496088
She was very drunk (not willing) and hated it afterwards. That's not a nympho.

>>717493612
what was her body like? how did this occur?

>>717494729
dang! she was hot as hell on arrow! good fuck?

>>717493612
RR drives me fuckng insane. I need details. Please sir.

>>717476415
Your mom haha

>>717494505
how edgy of you. ive been here for 4 years and ive never seen this before. how bout you quit lookin like youre cool and you post a screencap of it used some other time buddy?

>>717494505
>true story is true
fixed

>>717476527
Hi, Jessi

>>717478230
>Does his count?
Probably the most real post in this thread.

>>717496365
Cindy?

>>717480044
>
shes american you retard. her mother was jane mansfield, her father was Mickey Hargitay

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>>717477545
Of course you did.
Story would be more believable if it had been The Donald's ass you buried Excalibur into.

>>717484804
you fucked a PA? congrats dude you're a legend

>>717476415
If I was a hand model, I'd be able to say yes.

>>717499068
I chuckled

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>>717479682
>livid

Fucked Miranda Sings in the ass while she was still married to her husband Josh.

>>717499789
story??

>>717483137
Not only that but she also paid you like three thousand quid for the service.

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>>717498259

>>717499947
Dummy.

>>717485892
Kazakhstan?

>>717476486
I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>>717500370
shut the fuck up kid
you have no idea what you're talking about

>>717500370
poor you. what a shitty life. suicide when?

In my eyes my girlfriend is famous

>>717489706
No, "Arania exumai" was the joke.

>>717489934
rasheen, lol big ole fatty

>>717498149
Her name is not Cindy. Her name is extremely uncommon.

>>717499947
Happened after shooting Haters Back Off, celebrated a little too hard one night and her gay roommate Kory went home with some guy, so she brought me back to her place. Took off her wedding ring, got on all fours on her bed, and told me to take her from behind. "I want you in my ass" were her exact words. Never had a girl be more for anal than vag.

>>717500370
>in it's final editing stage

First of all, learn the possessive its. Second of all, a 19 year old knows fuck all about life, so no one wants to read your novel, m8.

>>717493278
this you? http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1206963790

>>717500778
bush?

One time I sucked a log out of Andy Six's ass, does that count?

I fucked Aunt Bean while vacationing in Mayberry. Opie then snuck in and tickled my balls.

>>717501205
Colleen? nah, not when I had her. Shaved clean, girl has some beef curtains on her though.

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>>717500370
top b8

>>717477545
When was Arthur's sword ever buried in an ass?

>>717500370

> I will live a good life at your expense.

Or like many other teenagers with a superiority complex, you'll reach adulthood and realise that you're nothing special, and spend the rest of your life looking backwards.

Maybe the 4th existential crisis will be the last.

>>717500512
underrated post

>>717500778
came inside her ass?

>>717476415
My best friends girl fucked James Franco after a Contra Dance In Ashvill NC

>>717494030
Literally the only person I've recognised in this thread

fucked someone who played lead female role in a film with someone who was in a film with famous people

>>717500517
Need context

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I thought about TS when I was jerking a load out. Does that count?

Not famous really, but I fucked PushingUpRoses at a con once.

>>717476415
Nope

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>>717476415
Have you OP?

Banged one of the girls from 'Beauty and the Geek', a reality show about 10 yrs back. I popped her when she was 17.

Also 2 chicks who were Sunshine girls in the Toronto Sun.

Haven't fucked anyone, but famous people like taking my tram line and sometimes check me out. Shit makes me feel a little like a tourist attraction, especially when I don't know famous people and am just like "ah shit that was.."

I could imagine trying to get a famous girls number to be a full headache more than the other stuck up girls.

>>717476415
There was a guy on /s/ who fucked Hayley Atwell

>>717505892
TO fag here, which girls?

I got a handy from Bella Thorne once in Malibu.
>Be a year and a half ago
>Have a wednesday off before we go back to San Nicholas Island
>Go to Zuma with some buddies of mine
>Go back to my car to grab a couple of bottle of sunscreen (Liquor in sunscreen bottles, ultimate flask for beach days)
>Red Haired girl comes up and asks me if I have a lighter
>I don't smoke but have one in my car for emergencies
>She sparks a joint and asks me why I'm drinking sun screen
>Tell her it's whiskey
>OMG I WANT SOME
>She takes a long drag from the bottle
>I introduce myself and my friends (All fairly athletic guys)
>We hang out a little bit
>She asks me if I want to come with her to get some jack in the box from over the hill
>Her driver drives us to jack in the box
>She literally gets a single taco
>I'm a little wasted so I get 2 ultimate cheeseburgers
>She starts rubbing my dick
>OMG those tits
>Cum in shorts
>She's giggling and biting her lip
>We get back to the beach
>Grabs her friends and she leaves.
>My buddy tells me who she was
>Cool.

She was 18 at the time. Shit was so cash.

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I fap to a lot of famous people. Does that count?

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>>717476415
Depends on your definition of famous. She was in a couple movies, not many lines(if any).

>>717500675
I know! I know! Her name is Benedict Cumberbatch!

>>717506353
Not buyin it

>>717482395
Sup

>>717476415
No. Nobody on /b/ has ever been outside of their house for anything but collecting their gyro.

>>717506255
It was this summer. Sorry. I had times mixed up.

>>717480225
are you sure it wasn't poopy?

>>717506255
Lies.

>>717506177
trying to find the TorSun archive, but they seem to have purged

2002-2004 era

>>717476415
I almost fucked Domino Presley once

I banged Kelli Bergulund this December. She was in town visiting family or something.

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>>717476415
Does she count?

>>717501485
With Sir Gaylord.

>>717507554
>Kelli Bergulund
Do you live in moorpark? I went to middle school with her.

I went to highschool with Christie Abbot, the blonde girl on Wishbone. She was so sweet on the show but a wild cunt IRL. She cussed like a sailor and loved to drink, smoke, and party. We used to hang out some and fucked a couple times. She was a real stuck up bitch but the pussy was tight and she always had money and connections.

I fucked katy perry's half sister...she's not famous though

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I tapped this dude.

>>717508073

I would seriously not be surprised if this bitch has a penis.

>>717494321


ME TOO BUT IT WASN'T ENJOYABLE. SHE'S A LARGE LADY AND EVERYTHING WAS SAFE. PERSIA MONIR? NO CONDOM NEEDED.

>>717508203
I have suspected that for many years now. Definitely friends with John Waters.

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I made out with Lia once.

>>717508626

I would probably suck it given the chance.

>>717508885
i think i'd rather make out with her than fuck most of the people mentioned in this thread

>>717494321
Story!

>>717476415
Maureen from encyclopediadramatica

>>717476583
seriously, 10% of us are lefties.

>>717509135
Think she'll ever go nude?

>>717478707
I heard tara strong has a nice badonkadonk.

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>>717509135
It was pretty nice, I will admit.