Just curious... Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
you and like every other 14 year old that went to their concerts.
>he's my ex boyfriend
kek he probably told 10 other girls and boys that they were dating at the same time as you.
We were working out at the same gym late at night, no one else was there. I was shooting hoops, draining 3s one after the other. And she just came up to me and started sucking my dick, while I kept draining 3s. Blew a load all over her face and kept shooting 3s the whole time.
Then we went back to my hotel and I buried it deep in her ass like king arthurs sword.
I creeped on Chloe sevigny in a clothing store. She was getting dressed in the dressing room and I could see a through the cracks in the curtains if I stood at the right place. All i managed to see was her topless in a bra. Went to the nearest restroom afterwards and beat off furiously. I'm a disgusting human. Does his count?
I have a twitter friend who is a baseball player, and he told me she is an easy laid and takes in the ass like a champ.
>Just curious... Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?
I got a foot job from Mariska Hargitay, famous for Law & ORder SVU . . . before she was famous.
> be 23 fresh out of college working lighting on shitty 90's grrrl power sitcom "Can't Hurry Love".
> staff party. drinks. people buzzed (not me). I offer rides home. Only Mariska accepts.
> get to her condo and she invites me in
> I don't know what to expect as a) I'm a nobody b) she is WIDELY rumored to be a closeted lesbian (look at that fucking man jaw if you don't believe it)
> we sit on the couch and she tells me about the renovations and we drink water and chat (mostly she chats)
> her shoes are off and she eventually puts them in my lap and my erection is obvious
> she tells me to take it out and starts giving me a foot job on the couch. I only last a minute and she giggles and thanks me for the ride.
> We hug at the door (mostly she hugs me) and my fucking cum is still on her toes.
> she acts weird around me onset thereafter.
Today I still watch L&O SVU just to see her MILF out. She actually looked better @ 45 than late 20's because age (and plastic surgery likely) have softened that man-jaw.
She is still rumored to be lesbian despite being married (to a rumored phaggot) with a kid.
Not really a foot guy, but it's one of my fondest sexual memories.
went to the same bible study, got horny watching "Good Will Hunting" while cuddling, kissed, we were both virgins and religious so she suggested anal. Came inside her ass.
As far as he knows, just a myth. Once, my friend and four more fellows ended alone with Miranda. She was horny and wasted, they too, things went insane and all they fucked all her holes like pigs. Doing with her everything they could think. Cum everywhere.
She was very angry next day. Fuming and livid. She thought they put something on her drink. After a lot of talks and apologies, a few days after they convinced her that there was nobody to blame for it. Things happen when people get too drunk. Also, he told me she was very sore after “just” five man fucked her, so I doubt she is into gangbangs. She loves a good fuck, but she is not a nympho.
Oh, forget to say, they were cool again few weeks later.
Do pornstars count as famous? Then Sara Jay and Mika Tan.
A couple years ago Sara Jay was offering blowjobs for Twitter followers. I followed and got my BJ. I couldn't cum in her mouth so she let me jerk off on her tits.
When Mika Tan worked at the bunny ranch in Nevada I got a 1 hr "half & Half" with her. Blwo and fuck.
An actual celebrity????? No.
you really need to get a life bro. Do you ever go outside? or just roam 4chan every day in your parents basement and troll threads? You're the same fuck nut from the canada threads.
The BJ was lackluster, and I'd fapped earlier (hoping to last longer), which made it hard to cum. She was in a hurry, which is a turn off.
Mika was great. Giggly, energetic, talkative and plenty of tongue kissing. AFterwards we went to the bar and had a drink and I got a nice hug before I left.
Too bad she's left the porn world.
43 here. i fancy her quite a bit. on chicago pd.. for example. am jelous. respect. Thandie newton was a friend of our famly when she lived down in The south of the UK.(till 16) Never got close to her though
lol… I remember he told me all they fucked her at once, two in her mouth, two in her pussy, another in the ass. There was some bondage and that little breasts looked smoking hot with BDSM gear breast bondage rings. No condoms, they came on every hole of hers at least once and all over her body. What else… she was very loudly and enthusiastic at first, sucking dicks like there is no tomorrow. She fucked back even when she was double or triple penetrated until she was too tired. Every time they called slut, whore or such, she giggled like a little girl, loving it. It was a perfect night, but next day there was a huge drama, as I said.
I saved our conversations for DM when we shared hot stories of our sexual life, so if I can find stuff about Miranda Cosgrove before thread get deleted, I will post it.
thread will be deleted soon, so I don’t think it will be a problem.
He is a cool boy. You can befriend him if you don’t act like a creep lol
yeah she was. After a steady diet of BBC from good looking wealthy blacks she wanted anal from a balding unemployed IT loser living in mommy's basement. She said my 2" was a lovely change from 9" bbc.
Part of the world of celebrities is very cut and organized. Everything is planned and catered. I'm considered a beau by Hollywood standards because my job is to literally fuck her, so she doesn't go whoring or partying. I get paid to do this. It's great, but it gets lonely. I'm not allowed to do fun things like cum on her face or spit on her. But she's huge into anal plugs.
it's too bad she went the way she did honestly.. she was a really sweet girl. She was my first anal experience so i'm happy for that.. even though she was so tight it almost broke my dick
BTW, Sara Jay does escort work for $1,200 / hour.
She's not hard to fuck if you make a lot of money and already have herpes and warts. (but, but, anon pron stars are tested . . . . Yeah you fucking idiot they are, but all have herpes and all have HPV.)
Not famous famous. But an "internet celebrity"
It was that Geoffs guys wife from Rooster teeth if anyone knows them still. It was years ago, I went to Texas with Some friends for an expo. Met her and a few others. Fucked her a night or two later after seeing them at a bar.
Yup that's her, pretty average I know, but god damn was she a good lay.
Not much to tell, I worked with her for a couple years while she was in college and she went through this slut phase. We were friends and she wanted us to be more, but i was pretty turned off by how many guys she slept with. Anyways one night it just kinda happened and the sex was great and she became my Booty Call/FWB for a while. She even let me fuck a couple of her friends.
Made out with Emma Watson at a club in London a few years ago. Was going good, her body felt great and she was definitely up for more asking where I was staying, how far away it was etc.
Then drunken me decided to make a tasteless, crude Harry Potter joke. She didn't think it was funny, called me an idiot and some other stuff, got off my lap and left with her friends.
Been kicking myself ever since.
My girlfriend is Dominica leoni if that counts ex porn star she's 12 years older then me I love her she's very nice and good to me a good cook too bit crazy but she is Czech been with her 7 months
"The night Hermione almost got her hands on a new wand."
Was that the joke? Because if so that's fucking hilarious
not really that famous, only UK and Irish anons may know her
met at a bar. gives really sloppy head
not too interesting really. it was at a bar in london, accidentally knocked her drink over. Bought her another one and we got talking. She's really nice and easy to chat to.
She was staying at a hotel nearby, we went back there and she sucked me off. Didn't fuck unfortunately
>all they fucked her at once, two in her mouth, two in her pussy, another in the ass. There was some bondage and that little breasts looked smoking hot with BDSM gear breast bondage rings.
fapping to that. no joke
I fucked Sasha Grey once. I she laughed at me for cumming really fast. Then she sucked my dick for an hour afterwards
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
Was it Tara Strong? I have no proof just she seems to be the only fucking voice actress in the world. It was either her or Nolan North in a wig. Am I right?
i sucked a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass, does that count?
Do porn stars count? I fucked Gianna Michaels in Vegas. Cost a grand, but was worth it.
Not that famous, but Elysia Rotaru, who played Taiana on Arrow.
Kind of a bitch, but a hell of a body.
I used to regularly fuck one of the grand daughters of the murdered President of Liberia. 5'10" of long legs and perfect nigger skin. Insatiable sexual appetite.
Then the whole Ebola thing came around and I realized I was playing a losing game, so I found myself a nice asian girl and have been with her ever since.
Of course you did.
Story would be more believable if it had been The Donald's ass you buried Excalibur into.
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
Happened after shooting Haters Back Off, celebrated a little too hard one night and her gay roommate Kory went home with some guy, so she brought me back to her place. Took off her wedding ring, got on all fours on her bed, and told me to take her from behind. "I want you in my ass" were her exact words. Never had a girl be more for anal than vag.
> I will live a good life at your expense.
Or like many other teenagers with a superiority complex, you'll reach adulthood and realise that you're nothing special, and spend the rest of your life looking backwards.
Maybe the 4th existential crisis will be the last.
I thought about TS when I was jerking a load out. Does that count?
Haven't fucked anyone, but famous people like taking my tram line and sometimes check me out. Shit makes me feel a little like a tourist attraction, especially when I don't know famous people and am just like "ah shit that was.."
I could imagine trying to get a famous girls number to be a full headache more than the other stuck up girls.
I got a handy from Bella Thorne once in Malibu.
>Be a year and a half ago
>Have a wednesday off before we go back to San Nicholas Island
>Go to Zuma with some buddies of mine
>Go back to my car to grab a couple of bottle of sunscreen (Liquor in sunscreen bottles, ultimate flask for beach days)
>Red Haired girl comes up and asks me if I have a lighter
>I don't smoke but have one in my car for emergencies
>She sparks a joint and asks me why I'm drinking sun screen
>Tell her it's whiskey
>OMG I WANT SOME
>She takes a long drag from the bottle
>I introduce myself and my friends (All fairly athletic guys)
>We hang out a little bit
>She asks me if I want to come with her to get some jack in the box from over the hill
>Her driver drives us to jack in the box
>She literally gets a single taco
>I'm a little wasted so I get 2 ultimate cheeseburgers
>She starts rubbing my dick
>OMG those tits
>Cum in shorts
>She's giggling and biting her lip
>We get back to the beach
>Grabs her friends and she leaves.
>My buddy tells me who she was
She was 18 at the time. Shit was so cash.
I fap to a lot of famous people. Does that count?
Depends on your definition of famous. She was in a couple movies, not many lines(if any).
Does she count?
I went to highschool with Christie Abbot, the blonde girl on Wishbone. She was so sweet on the show but a wild cunt IRL. She cussed like a sailor and loved to drink, smoke, and party. We used to hang out some and fucked a couple times. She was a real stuck up bitch but the pussy was tight and she always had money and connections.