ITT:We porrly describe a game and anons try to guess which is.
>General of a army
> Man with biblical becomes is forced to shape the world by pressing the stun key on everyone eating protein bars and have passive aggressive conversations with his IT guy. "He never asked for this"
[A] Thats right anon good job
[B] No. That's wrong try again
[X]OP is a faggot
[Y] Thanks we'll talk later (exit)
anon is correct
>implying cod 3 was bad
Halo 2 is a 2004 first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie Studios. Released for the Xbox video game console on November 9, 2004, the game is the second installment in the Halo franchise and the sequel to 2001's critically acclaimed Halo: Combat Evolved.
>Your health is critical! Do you have any potions? Or food?
>Oldfag tells u to do shit and u do it
>Cunt with a mask waves his sword around, turns into dragon later
>Can get obese as all hell but still pick up chicks if you're good at whistling
Idk bc i got a high end pc so i can easli run everything, but a lot of my friends were complayining about witcher. The worst optimalized game experienced by me was Dying Light i think.
Either Rome 2 total war or Shogun 2 total war
Professor T. Bird and the three Battletoads, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple, are escorting Princess Angelica to her home planet using their spacecraft, the Vulture. Pimple and Angelica decide to take a leisurely trip on Pimple's flying car. They are ambushed and captured by the Dark Queen's ship, the Gargantua. Pimple sends out a distress signal to the Vulture, alerting Professor T. Bird, Rash, and Zitz that himself and Angelica had been captured. Learning that the Gargantua is hidden beneath the surface of a nearby planet called Ragnarok's World, Professor T. Bird flies Rash and Zitz there in the Vulture to rescue them.
Between levels, the toads receive briefing comments from Professor T. Bird, along with teasing from the Dark Queen. During the game's 13 levels, the Battletoads are faced with Dark Queen's minions Big Blag, Robo Manus and Major Slaughter as bosses, ultimately facing the Dark Queen herself at the top of the Dark Tower, the game's final level. Once the Queen is defeated, she claims it will not be the last they would see from her, later turning into some sort of tornado and flying into space, "retreating into the shadowy margins of the galaxy to recoup her losses". With Pimple and Princess Angelica rescued, the four are brought back into the Vulture and the game ends.
>be part of an army
>general uses magic n shit
>old fuck starts rebellion
>general joins old fuck
>get moved to a moon
>loose map or new redecoration for the moon
>general and army fight new rebellion against old fuck
>army is defeated by a bunch of furry midgets, hippies and space pirates
>"what, why am I being chased by people and dogs?"
>"oh damn what is this, some secret room?"
>"fuck you mermaid bitch, you scared the shit out of me."
>"mmm brain control baby."
>"what the fuck am I?"
Greatest game i ever played.
Apart from baldurs gate but thats a whole new genre
>Game plays at around 15 to 20 fps
>Almost impossible button mash sections (around 2 of them in the whole game), need help of an adult
>Boss fight takes ages to beat, you have limited ammo refill