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ITT:We porrly describe a game and anons try to guess which is.

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ITT:We porrly describe a game and anons try to guess which is.

>General of a army
>Psychopath
>Ancient Times
>>
>>717474611
>"an army"

Not even going to try to guess the game with your terrible education in English.
>>
>>717474611
>main character is a fruit and people want to eat her
>>
>Shameful display
>>
>evil robots
>white rooms
>dark rooms
>slippery liquid
>>
>zombos
>black guy dies at the end
>>
>fuck conrad
>>
>>717475887
1 off
>>
>>717476069
>69
ayy lmao
>>
>KILL THE CEO
>>
> Man with biblical becomes is forced to shape the world by pressing the stun key on everyone eating protein bars and have passive aggressive conversations with his IT guy. "He never asked for this"
>>
>>717476413
Resident evil 5
>>
>>717476502
Deus ex
>>
nope
>>
>>717476832
>>717476598
Shit forgot to link
>>
>you are agent
>need to find the cure for zombism
>the organization you work with fucks you over
>you get the cure but you wont share it with anyone
>>
Main... protagonist(?) Is brooding edge lord with the ability to decrease your framerate with the swish of his sword.

Part of a significantly more popular game franchise's universe.
>>
>>717475141
Portal 2
>>
>>717476946
Last of us
>>
>Infiltrate soviet embassy
>Steal kidney
>Bowling joke
>Stay at resort
>Rescue boss
>>
>>717476413
superhot
>>
>>717476069
Mass Effect
>>
>>717477162
right
>>
>>717477014
God of War
>>
>>717474611
god of war
>>
>bad game
>like really bad game
>so bad it isn't even considered cannon
>top down shooter
>last game made before another company took the property rights
>popular series
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>>717476753
[A] Thats right anon good job
[B] No. That's wrong try again
[X]OP is a faggot
[Y] Thanks we'll talk later (exit)
>>
>your a squid
>your a kid
>repeat
>>
>>717477343
Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
>>
>>717474611
>Six space marines die
>>
>>717477516
splun
>>
>>717477343
Call of Duty 3?
>>
>>717477198
No it is hack and slash though.
(I can see why you thought GoW though :,D)
>>
OH SHIT LOOK OUT GOBLINS!!!!

ggg ggg gg ggggggggg
>>
>>717477114
Wrong
>>
>>717477523
anon is correct
>>717477588
>implying cod 3 was bad
>>
>>717477343
Halo... (cant remember the names) the two twin stick top down shooters for mobile and win10
>>
>>717477189
Wasnt that game about killing yourself to end up as someones killing machine?
>>
>pirate attack
>a town on fire
>>
>you gotta kill mehrunes dagon
>>
>>717477886
The prototype was but the steam version was sorta different
>>
>>717478029
Elder Scrolls: We Can MMO Too!
>>
>Space
>Xenosex
>Save everyone from a cosmic retcon
>>
>>717474611
god of war?
>>
>penguins
>no swears
>>
>>717477819
After cod 1 & 2, 3 was very bad and definitely the worst cod I've ever played
>>
>>717478251
Call of Duty: MW 2
>>
>>717475887
wanking dead season 1
>>
>>717478251
Club Penguin, the greatest safe space on the interwebz
>>
>>717478251
Ha/bb/o
>>
>>717477014
furi?
>>
>>717478076
So i've played a diffrent version. I ended up like destroying some server by copying my brain data into it
>>
>>717474611
>Shitty security dude escapes prison
>Satan lets him teleport and stop time
>He destroys the government
>>
>>717478018
shantae
>>
>>717474827
Overwatch?
>>
>>717478546
That would be the steam version
this is the prototype https://superhotgame.com/play-prototype/
>>
>>717478490
nevermind didnt read it well
... metal gear rising revengance
>>
>accused of murder
>Murder people to prove my innocence
>>
>>717477516
>>your a squid
>>your a kid
You're
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>>717478637
>>
>>717478795
>>717478553
Both Dishonored?
>>
>roll around while hitting shit with swords n magic
>Literally everyone tells you what to do
>Go to another dimension to kindle a campfire
>No idea what youre doing the whole time
>>
>fourth wall breaks
>if you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat.
>first boss is a digimon
>>
>>717478968
It might be, but the Outsider doesnt match with satan
>>
>wake up
>some pale head makes you kill yourself
>>
>>717477343
Halo wars
>>
>>717478999
Dark souls
>>
>>717477126
anyone gonna attempt?
>>
Dragons r cumming
Not skyrim
Eggs
>>
>>717477516
Splautistoon
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>>717478968
Yes to
>>717478795
>>
>>717479065
mfw i meant to reverse the positions of meat and pudding.
>>
>>717479173
Correct
>>
>Set quality to low
>Still slow
>>
>>717478206
Yep
>>
>>717479433
Witcher 3?
>>
>>717474611
Open world where 90% you use your car
>>
>>717478263
Found the guy who kept having his tank boarded.
>>
>>717479433
Any game made after 2007 on my laptop
>>
>>717479508
witcher 3 was really fucking optimized, so if it is, they have a potato. i think binding of isaac personally. (not the reboot)
>>
>Mafia
>Monsters
>The most fucked up world war 1 setting ever to be seen
>>
>>717479433
Call of Duty(anyone)
>>
>>717479535
Any GTA
>>
>A man almost gets divorced over clam chowder and hotdogs.
>>
>fish AI
>>
>>717479727
No
>>
Halo 2 is a 2004 first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie Studios. Released for the Xbox video game console on November 9, 2004, the game is the second installment in the Halo franchise and the sequel to 2001's critically acclaimed Halo: Combat Evolved.
>>
>>717479772
COD ghosts
>>
>Your health is critical! Do you have any potions? Or food?
>Oldfag tells u to do shit and u do it
>Cunt with a mask waves his sword around, turns into dragon later
>Can get obese as all hell but still pick up chicks if you're good at whistling
>>
>run around
>will you ever shut up you floating bitch
>you guys don't even deserve my help
>>
>Hooray, you saved the world
>jk, dead
>jk again, save the world for real this time
>Asian Heaven is weird
>>
>>717477126
GTA IV?
>>
>>717480000
Oot
>>
>>717479915
dark souls ?
>>
>>717476413
GTA Online
>>
>>717479915
Fable
>>
>>717480067
ehhhhh yeah man
>>
>>717479584
Idk bc i got a high end pc so i can easli run everything, but a lot of my friends were complayining about witcher. The worst optimalized game experienced by me was Dying Light i think.
>>
>open world
>most boss fights are bad
>"End of series"
>>
>>717478553
Prototype?
>>
>openworld game where cars are rarely used
>developers went too far
>2nd one was the best
(its not just cause)
>>
>Emo guy
>Grey hair
>Demons fucker
>>
>>717480446
Dmc
>>
>>717480632
Which one?
>>
>Open world
>Can't run
>>
>sticky spammer
>buildin a sentry guy
>fat man
>german doc
>weird ass flame dude
>stabby dude
>camper guy
>america dude
>sonic man
>>
>>717480114
Correct
>>
>>717480758
just cause
>>
>>717480337
sorry lemme rephrase that, they ended up really fucking optimizing it later on in like 1.10 or whatever
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>>717480841
That might be true but it's not the one I'm thinking of
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>>717480758
Deficient:The Game
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>>717480781
...DUUUHHHHH ITS OVR WAHTC
team fortress 2
>>
>>717480781
easy. dota 3 source 2.00 ver. 7.01
>>
>>717480363
Final Fantasy XV
>>
>>717480781
Tf2
>>
>>717480781
Team Fortress 2
>>
>bald dude
>asshole with an amputee fetish wants to take your daughter
>why does everyone have their nipples exposed
>>
>>717480970
Hint. The central theme is fear
>>
>loyalty
>honour
>MONKIESSSS
>>
>>717481115
f3ar
>>
>>717480947
Na thought this one was kinda obvious, to give you a hint the gun mechanics are garbage and you need to edit a code file to make it work on anything past Windows XP
>>
>>717481229
Not a horror game but has halucinations of an old foe
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>>717476946
Dying light
>>
>>717481362
fallout three
>>
>>717479535
Far cry 2
>>
>>717481398
MGS5 the phantom pain / ground zeros
>>
>fight game
>company that makes it drags in the most autistic sperg burgers
>>
>>717480406
Fallout 2?
>>
>Plumber
>Italiano
>Like of kill animals
>>
>>717481207
ill add a hint
>betrayal
>>
>>717481641
super street fighter turbo overload anus V
>>
>>717480000
Nice quads, and The Legend of Zelda
>>
>>717481555
Your car has guns and cannons and you have to save a city
>>
>>717475141
port hole
>>
>>717481650
no
>>
>>717479065
i'll give y'all a clue, it isn't deadpool.
>>
>>717481737
Ape escape
>>
>>717481743
yes
>>717481741
no
>>
>>717481902
..no...
>>
>>717481751
Rage or Mad Max
>>
>>717474611
>kills rock titan
>kills ice titan\
>beats up herculese
> friends with a duck.
>>
>>717482101
It's Batman Arkham Knight
>>
>>717482246
Kingdom Hearts
>>
>>717482246
Kh1
>>
>>717482246
kingdom hearts nub.
>>
>>717482321
>>717482318
was it the duck that gave it away?
>>
>>717482378
>>717482378
That, and the fact that you beat up Hercules
>>
>>717481207
>love
>>
>>717482378
No the rock and ice Titans
>>
>>717482445
kratos did those things too.. he beat up herc before he kills him.
>>
>>717476069
seconded
>>
>>717482544
Yes,and he had a dick too
>>
>>717474611
>kill clown
>kill cop
>kill priest
>eat out of garbage
>take up skirt photographs.
>>
>>717479535
Batman Arkham Knight
>>
>>717479737
Nobody?
Here's a hint:
Creepy black man likes cutlery.
>>
>...
>...
>Hint) shoot it till it dies
>>
>co-workers gone
>beat game
>co-workers gone
>>
>>717479208
spyro
>>
>you're a sand nigger
>being an older sand nigger
>but also younger
>>
>>717482809
Dead Rising
>>
>>717482849
>rkers go
the stanly parallelogram
>>
>>717482897
gat'em
>>
>>717478180
Nah definitely oblivion
>>
>>717482809
Erotica!
Dead Rising.
>>
>dragon
>wheres my heart ?
>>
>>717481113
Hitman Absolution
>>
>>717483038
Dargon's Dogmama
>>
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>>717474870
Either Rome 2 total war or Shogun 2 total war
>>
>Stupid meme game.
>Has more content in their DLCs than most AAA games.
>>
>Hit robots with pipe.
>Ride mech that snots on your enemies.
>Musical montages galore.
>>
>>717483027
>>717482897
alright. what about this one
>kill racist
>kill cops
>kill priest
>take girl though all her holes.
>>
>>717482841

Ummm hint
>involes a spider ma.........
>>
>>717483147
Shogun 2, we have a winrar
>>
>good orange spinner
>bad yellow triangle
>>
>>717481712
yoshi's island
>>
>most interesting universe ever created
>play at the least interesting point in the universe
>hyped af
>shitty af
>>
>>717483433
my life ;(
>>
>>717483433
no mans hype
>>
>>717483433
no man's sky?
>>
>>717475887
>boat P.T.S.D
>>
>guysanswermyfuckingthings
>>
>>717479737
D4?
>>
>>717483270
>Only voice acting outside of music is a really painful laugh.
>>
>>717480757
The 3rd one
>>
>>717477343
hotline miami or something like that
>>
>religious followers commit mass genocide
>try to make friends with them
>they try and kill us
>we fight back
>>
>>717483270
>>717483865
>At one point you fight a pool table.
Someone try... I'll just keep whining.
>>
>>717479433
Dishonored 2
>>
>>717479535
The new FF
>>
>>717479433
Anything DX11
>>
>>717484026
Goddamit,you are good in this anon
>>
>The real threat is monster, not the floor
>>
>>717484982
Killing Floor
>>
>>717484494
Mystical Ninja
>>
>>717474827
guys it's the walking dead season 2
a clementine is a fruit
zombies like to eat people
>>
>>717485194
OH MY FUCKING GOD IF THIS IS TRUE
>>
>>717485379
it is, i'm the OP of that post cuz we're 100 posts in and no one has correctly guessed it
>>
>>717476413
Radical Leftism: The Game
>>
>>717478201
Mass Effect 3?
>>
>>717478018
run run bodywash
>>
>Dissapoint America
>Bring about the end times
>Bad combover
>>
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>>717485194
>>717485379
>>717485498
>>
>>717483433
No guy buy
>>
>>717483812
Correct.
>>
>>717476413
executive assault
>>
Professor T. Bird and the three Battletoads, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple, are escorting Princess Angelica to her home planet using their spacecraft, the Vulture. Pimple and Angelica decide to take a leisurely trip on Pimple's flying car. They are ambushed and captured by the Dark Queen's ship, the Gargantua. Pimple sends out a distress signal to the Vulture, alerting Professor T. Bird, Rash, and Zitz that himself and Angelica had been captured. Learning that the Gargantua is hidden beneath the surface of a nearby planet called Ragnarok's World, Professor T. Bird flies Rash and Zitz there in the Vulture to rescue them.
Between levels, the toads receive briefing comments from Professor T. Bird, along with teasing from the Dark Queen. During the game's 13 levels, the Battletoads are faced with Dark Queen's minions Big Blag, Robo Manus and Major Slaughter as bosses, ultimately facing the Dark Queen herself at the top of the Dark Tower, the game's final level. Once the Queen is defeated, she claims it will not be the last they would see from her, later turning into some sort of tornado and flying into space, "retreating into the shadowy margins of the galaxy to recoup her losses". With Pimple and Princess Angelica rescued, the four are brought back into the Vulture and the game ends.
>>
animu star ship troopers
>>
>Suffering is the key to humanity.
>>
>>717486105
TMNT?
>>
> Mute guy jacked up on steroids
> Shoots crackheads
> Goes to space and shit
>>
nazis liberals and conservatives fight 24/7 for a planet
>>
>>717484982
Killing floor?
>>
>has a hammer
>lives on mars
>>
>rpg
>literally no one knew about it before SSBM
>Medeus is an asshole
>No, really. Nobody even knew it existed
>>
sniper rifle in helmet and a dog
>>
>A bunch of dudes killing each other
>A bunch of bigger dudes killing each other and the little dudes.
>Keeps happening until the big dude destroys the other dudes base
>>
>be part of an army
>general uses magic n shit
>old fuck starts rebellion
>general joins old fuck
>get moved to a moon
>loose map or new redecoration for the moon
>general and army fight new rebellion against old fuck
>army is defeated by a bunch of furry midgets, hippies and space pirates
>>
>can't talk
>steal chick from nigger
>get cucked
>kill an asian dude
>start working for his sister
>>
>>717486977
GTA3
>>
>>717486977
skirim
>>
>escaped convict
>some kid who won't shut up
>black guy 2nd best character
>black girl
>>
>bugs are features
>>
>"what, why am I being chased by people and dogs?"
>"oh damn what is this, some secret room?"
>"fuck you mermaid bitch, you scared the shit out of me."
>"mmm brain control baby."
>"what the fuck am I?"
>>
>>717487348
soma?
>>
>>717487348
inside
>>
>>717487348
inside
>>
>>717486158
Here's a hint:
Did the Heavy Weapons Girl thing long before Overwatch.
>>
>would you nicely?
>>
>spend entire game avoiding bowling and big american titties
>>
>>717486638
fire emblem?
>>
>>717487579
gta iv
>>
Greatest game i ever played.

Apart from baldurs gate but thats a whole new genre
>>
>>717487179
> another 4
>...make that 3
>>
>>717487457
No
>>717487495
>>717487558
Correcto
>>
>>717477014
Final Fantasy 8
>>
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>>717474611

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOr9P61OQu0
>>
>>717487660
well that was quick
>>
>>717487903
What do you expect, bowling and big American titties were the biggest memes that evolved from that game.
>>
>profesionally kill for money
>go work to a third world south american oil rich country
>get shot in the ass
>destroy everithing
>>
>>717480025
dragons dogma?
>>
>it's raining and I'm wearing a fucking tank top
>I don't like to kill people jk actually I'm a merciless murderer now
>nice tits
>>
>>717478018
Mario galaxy
>>
>>717486566
Red faction?
>>
>>717488657
yas
>>
>>717486977
GTA 3
>>
>>717487330
Assassin's Creed(anyone)
>>
>postman
>get shot
>don't die
>learn obscure card game
>>
>>717481641
Smash bros.?
>>
>>717480758
Fallout 3 or New Vegas
>>
>>717482884
ac
>>
>cool water effects when flown over sea with helicopter, looks worse in the sequel
>>
>>717488865
no, bioware.
>>
>>717489163
crysis?
>>
>>717489246
nope, new hint: open world
>>
>Girl exploring holes
>>
man is a prince
he lives in persia
>>
>>717486638
Earthbound?
>>
>just press r1 or r2 and never miss
>can't even make spells
>choices don't matter
>you can climb that mountain
>salmon is dynamic
>shit game for normies and simpletons
>>
>>717489360
Tomb raider
>>
>>717489439
skyrim
>>
>>717489379
Prince of Persia?
>>
>>717486875
dota
>>
>>717489646
Correct.
>>
>north korea is only korea
>north korea is also asia
>and america
>>
>>717490014
homefront
>>
>>717477529
Halo Reach
>>
>>717490405
>jun
>>
>>717488868
new vegas bb
>>
>Game plays at around 15 to 20 fps
>Almost impossible button mash sections (around 2 of them in the whole game), need help of an adult
>Boss fight takes ages to beat, you have limited ammo refill
>>
>>717490014
the near future
>>
>GTA with Yellow people
>>
>>717488868
>learn
you are horribly mistaken
>>
>dead guys
>holy guys
>magic guys
>demon guys
>forest guys
>dungeon guys
>looking for tears
>FIGHT
>>
>>717490548
Yup
>>
>>717490682
Sleeping dogs
>>
>>717480025
Twewy
>>
>>717475141
Portal
>>
>>717491119


Got it
>>
>>717488474
tomb raider 2013 ?
>>
>>717491402
Correct.
>>
>space allens invade
>hello where are the women
>allens steal women
>get women back
>>
>1. Get a gun
>2. Shoot yourself
>3. Repeat 2 until death
>>
>>717491775
GTA 5 mp/arma dayz mod?
>>
>/v/'s favorite game stuck with Sony
>>
>>717480406
Saints row?
>>
>lots of cars
>earn money
>underglow still cool
>get some sweet vengeance
>>
>>717491775
persona 4
>>
>>717492035
You don't die in P4 tho? Do you? If so, thanks for the spoiler..
>>
>>717477126
jazzpunk?
>>
>>717491994
stupid guess but need for speed most wanted?
>>
>>717491994
Any NSF game before Pro Street? xd
>>
>>717474870
dishonored?
>>
>>717477636
dragons dogma
you brought back some good/bad memories
>>
>>717492194
>>717492150

Underground 2.

Most wanted didn't have underglow
>>
>>717475141
Gish
>my feels when nobody heard of that cool game
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