Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Is that actually yours?
I am for some reason doubting.
I too get very cautious when there's an idea that's forbidden to think. Like there was some truth hidden there.
>To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
They all left, I could do that. Huh, trying to talk me out of it?
>constantly thinking about this girl I've been talking to
>she's supposed to call me today so we can make plans later this week
I hate this waiting shit, but it's worth.
Scary ones at that. Dunno what the hell the face is supposed to be though.
It's time for me to Double Down. Wish me luck/eternal suffering.
Not mine. It was made for the city's centenary celebrations. Paid for by the city. Our titty whale.
Time for the best Aussie breakfast - weet bix and milo
Talos guide you, don't forget to appreciate his ballsack, he has the best ballsack
Small qt's are the best qt's.
Just saying that Madoka is pretty cute and it wouldn't have been the first live she saved.
Also I'm having trouble finding this table. I didn't save it, so now I have to search through loads of dank memes and nazi propaganda.
I just googled that. Why are people dropping stone hard cereal bars in milk?
This girl I'm talking to is pocket sized. She is probably shorter than you.
Claimed by Lurkomoko (Though ot many people say Hi anymore)
Had a great time recently but hate the thought of returning to work under new management
Because they go all soft and mushy. And then you put the Milo on.
Damn son. Just keep taking it easy.
>Grab your balls, fap and calm the fuck down
This is good advice for life - A god idea is to blow a load before a date or talking to women as it settles the nerves and testosterone which can make a man crazy
MFW I can't fucking spell or pronunciate tonight
Oh, that. I'm not blowing up her phone or constantly trying to communicate with her. I'm just infatuated pretty heavily with a girl that I've had interest in for a long time who recently became available. Just excited.
Trying. But it's one of those if I do nothing,= then nothing will happen; or if I move too soon it will destroy the entire situation.
Who the fuck are you?
Lurkomoko, who the fuck are you?
This just might be the most disgusting thing since vegemite.
Who would want wet, soggy cereal with cacao powder?
That feeling settles with time. Just keep on being yourself. Pushing too hard will end badly. Best to be gentle now, try to ease into it.
Thats CData Tomo.
That's true, you don't have to find it anymore.
You were a big help
Its malted chocolate powder. Like a choc malt milkshake, a little light on the malt. You need to import it because each country has a different blend.
Depends on how many want to share her.
The same way you got used to being over 6''0, I'll eventually get accustomed to being pocket sized, you just wait!
I think we discussed about that a few weeks ago and she's apparently a little bit taller, but that would make sense if she's older than me as well.
>There's so many new Tomokos, what the hell.
It's funny because she looks rather horrendous in your picture.
It's ok, we will work out a rota - Tomoko is claimed by like 50 people already so it's cool
Oh, that was easy. I should become a psychologist.
So, what are you going to do now?
>malted chocolate powder
I better search for that suicide sheet after all.
Die in a fire
I know you're okay with it, you degenerate :^)
Its not that bad. Its not as bad as Vegemite, which Karme had about a week ago. Wasnt worth what he paid for it but I think he enjoyed it.
Probably going to quit my job and go to school
Mmmm.... maybe. Ehhhh....
Yeah, she is a bit older than you, 3 years I want to say. Once her divorce is finalized she will technically be Christmas cake.
About fucking time. Ever had Milo or Ovaltine?
Welcome good friend, who I always respect and who is not a jew!
Sounds great. What will you study?
I know Milo Yiannopoulos.
Ovaltine... isn't that that company who makes stuff like Nutella?
And Milo... uh the gras? Beer made out of Milo? What do you mean?
Hello there Haruhi, you okay?
... Of course not you backstabbing cunt you
I know its hard, but just stay string till the divorce is finalized. 2 weeks of slow movement and guage her reaction.
Hows your day / evening?
A Koume claimer who enjoys cars like Makoto does. Milo is also similar to the British Ovaltine.
What brand of Milo? Where do you get it from?
yes i found out it wasnt too bad so im happier
good pretty normal
not as much as you
I'd rather gauge her pussy and asshole.
Probably graphic or web design, Im not 100% sure yet
>Once her divorce is finalized she will technically be Christmas cake.
So you're into cakes? Shiki would be so proud.
I messed up badly, I think I mixed up your height and Shinoa's.
Never even heard of it. I don't think it exists in austria... nope, not available here
Oh thank god it worked out. Besides that?
Counter Strike is not a valid subject.
Well, maybe as valid as women studies.
Everyone likes cars. Or do they like a certain type, like lowriders?
Oh yes, I've drunken that before!
It's okay. Not really good, but compared to other Australian food it's edible.
That will involve a lot of programming.
Do you know any languages like java or c++?
Well it's more of an age thing. Christmas Cakes to me are around my age so they are desirable. Young girls are fine and all, but young girls are like jewelry. They are pretty and expensive, and only used for "status."
Also I found the chart!
(Don't kill yourself, though.)
you're cuter silly
besides that ive been alright
I think Shinoa is 5'11".
Calm down Satan
Its available in Europe though... you should get on Milo. Its good.
I mean they're the two people who talk cars in the thread. Parts, building and maintaining and general griping that I can get the cars they cant.
Ovaltine is basically Milo. Imagine that with an oatmeal you dont have to cook. Thats my breakfast.
More like lewd riders amirite gals
Not really, but I can learn!
Im not going to, train is only 7 percent agony?
That's good to know
Yeah, in europe, but I'm in austria, that's not europe, that's Deutschland
So basically programming?
Maybe I should try to start a conversation with them, they seem based.
>Imagine that with an oatmeal
I'd rather not.
You should try some easy tutorials on java basics, so see if it's for you.
They are all over the place and I found them to be pretty fun.
Well, they crush you pretty good, so you'd die fast. Especially if you get your head or neck on the trails.
I did see a video of someone who had everything from the hip downwards ripped of by a train, but was still able to breath and move his arms. Seemed rather painful.
Daily reminder on where the border actually are:
how do you not see it in yourself then?
If Shiros had Ovaltine then you have no excuse.
You should add Anesthetic overdose. 0 pain, 100% chance. Its how dogs go, when they say to put down.
Not a fan of oatmeal?
I did have a few courses, but nothing too serious.
Do you enjoy it?
Isn't that OD on prescription drugs?
Well, it's edible, but I'm not really hyped for it. I like food that can be chewed.
I don't think I could be wrong twice in a row, I'm only slightly retarded.
>Christmas Cakes to me are around my age so they are desirable.
Ah, well, that plays a role, now that you mention it. Since you're around 25 yourself, it would be normal for you to enjoy Cakes.
It's just a little bit different with Shiki, since he's basically my same age.
Shut it Unwürdiger
He's in secondary Deutschland.
Versuchst du allein mit dem plötzlichen Schneefall fertig zu werden?
Well you dont need to chew weet bix. Makes it perfect for those who lack chewing teeth.
General anesthetic isnt available. Are they just of things readily available?
Im not sure myself. Wait, do you have a chart or something?
Cakes are enjoyable. Wish I could eat my mums Christmas cake she made this year. But I cant touch a drop of alcohol. Last time I had it my head went spinning hard enough for me to stop work for 30 mins.
But everywhere is Deutschland. It must be. It will be.
Welcher Schneefall du Schlampe?!
Hier ist kein Schnee, dazu verbrennen wir zu viele Juden.
Fourth Reich soon!
There was another girl I worked with who was a legit cake. 25 years old, never married, virgin. Sadly, she turned me down when I asked her out. Sucks, too. We seemed to have decent chemistry and we liked similar things like manga and vidya. But she claimed "I'm not ready for a relationship, I'm more focused on myself at the moment and I need to get myself to a more comfortable position before I start a relationship."
I was like "I got a good position for you," (I didn't actually say this verbatim but I was damn close.) and she laughed but declined. Seriously, shame shame shame. Probably the second time my heart was hurt really badly.
why do you think i am?
Oh, I forgot, that makes sense. So you don't usually munch this atrocity?
I guess it would be rather hard to get some when.
Gute Güte, da wünscht man sich ja Tenten zurück. Mit dem konnte man wenigstens zivilisiert reden.
Vielleicht schneit es ja doch nicht, und es ist nur der Salzhagel der von Pischelsdorf rüberzieht.
That probably depends on what you plan to work as.
That was a pretty hard sperg. Dont be ashamed, just be better. Think a little before you sperg again and you'll be fine. How old are you again?
I dont normally eat it, I normally eat normal cereals, toast or bacon wraps.
Thought it was a little strange that it says 17.9 duration but 7 agony.
I'll definitely look up some tutorials soon!
Das ist kein Salzhagel! Das ist die Asche der Juden!
SAY MY FUCKING NAME!
Its just a matter of perspective
Much better, and way more fitting for a cook.
But how is stuff like this 'australia's number one cereal'?
Is it used as abo food?
Yeah, that's definitely weird.
Maybe the average was screwed up because a few people were kept alive for many hours until they died.
That's why you always use the median average when comparing individuals.
Well, how much longer until you must know?
Dann ist Judenasche wirklich hübsch!
Ffs, Kurome, just jerk it to her replies and leave.
Its out national cereal. And a lot of plebs eat it. I guess it would sustain coons rather well. They dont need much, they seem to get most of their abilities from goon anyway.