Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>717448640 The rules

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Sameji claim'd

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Shiro claimed.

>>717460232 (not Hibi)
Is that actually yours?
I am for some reason doubting.

>>717460514 (distsunyun)
I too get very cautious when there's an idea that's forbidden to think. Like there was some truth hidden there.
>To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
Sleep well!

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>>717460026

They all left, I could do that. Huh, trying to talk me out of it?

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>constantly thinking about this girl I've been talking to
>she's supposed to call me today so we can make plans later this week

I hate this waiting shit, but it's worth.

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>>717460888 (Rory)
Scary ones at that. Dunno what the hell the face is supposed to be though.

>>717460782 (Scarf)
See ya.

>>717461098
It's time for me to Double Down. Wish me luck/eternal suffering.

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>>717461106
Not mine. It was made for the city's centenary celebrations. Paid for by the city. Our titty whale.

Time for the best Aussie breakfast - weet bix and milo

>>717461449
Get a hold of your balls, faggot

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>>717461509
Talos guide you, don't forget to appreciate his ballsack, he has the best ballsack

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>>717461449
Small qt's are the best qt's.

>>717461725
This, too.

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hi

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>>717461180
Just saying that Madoka is pretty cute and it wouldn't have been the first live she saved.
Also I'm having trouble finding this table. I didn't save it, so now I have to search through loads of dank memes and nazi propaganda.

>>717461560
I just googled that. Why are people dropping stone hard cereal bars in milk?

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>>717461858
This guy knows all about smol qts

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>>717461725
Explain further.

>>717461858
This girl I'm talking to is pocket sized. She is probably shorter than you.

>>717461904
cuuteee

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Claimed by Lurkomoko (Though ot many people say Hi anymore)

Had a great time recently but hate the thought of returning to work under new management

>>717461955
You're coming on too strong and you need to pull back, you don't want her to think you're needy or an emotional wreck. Grab your balls, fap and calm the fuck down

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>>717461933
Because they go all soft and mushy. And then you put the Milo on.
>>717461955
Damn son. Just keep taking it easy.

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>>717462279
>Grab your balls, fap and calm the fuck down

This is good advice for life - A god idea is to blow a load before a date or talking to women as it settles the nerves and testosterone which can make a man crazy

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MFW I can't fucking spell or pronunciate tonight

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>>717462279
Oh, that. I'm not blowing up her phone or constantly trying to communicate with her. I'm just infatuated pretty heavily with a girl that I've had interest in for a long time who recently became available. Just excited.

>>717462416
Trying. But it's one of those if I do nothing,= then nothing will happen; or if I move too soon it will destroy the entire situation.

>>717462533
>>717462655
Who the fuck are you?

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>>717462054
like always
how are you?

>>717462533
You want to save your load for her face?

>>717462655
Happens to all of us, just take your time.

>>717462718
Pinch yourself then.

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>>717462718
Lurkomoko, who the fuck are you?

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Claimuuuuu

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>>717462416
This just might be the most disgusting thing since vegemite.
Who would want wet, soggy cereal with cacao powder?

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>>717462718
That feeling settles with time. Just keep on being yourself. Pushing too hard will end badly. Best to be gentle now, try to ease into it.
>>717462976
Thats CData Tomo.

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>>717461933
That's true, you don't have to find it anymore.
You were a big help

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>>717463065
See
>>717462533
smuganimegirl.jpg

>>717462731
not cute like yourself

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>>717463275
How many can claim at once?

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>>717463125
Its malted chocolate powder. Like a choc malt milkshake, a little light on the malt. You need to import it because each country has a different blend.
>>717461904
Hi
>>717463407
Depends on how many want to share her.

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>>717461939
The same way you got used to being over 6''0, I'll eventually get accustomed to being pocket sized, you just wait!

>>717461955
I think we discussed about that a few weeks ago and she's apparently a little bit taller, but that would make sense if she's older than me as well.
>There's so many new Tomokos, what the hell.

>>717462731
>haruhicute.png
It's funny because she looks rather horrendous in your picture.

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>>717463407
It's ok, we will work out a rota - Tomoko is claimed by like 50 people already so it's cool

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>>717463497
Im not over 6' though. Im 5-ten.

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>>717463472
I don't mind sharing

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>>717463204
Oh, that was easy. I should become a psychologist.
So, what are you going to do now?

>>717463472
>malted chocolate powder
I better search for that suicide sheet after all.

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>>717463704
Die in a fire

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>>717463345
yes you are
>>717463472
hi

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>>717463641
I know you're okay with it, you degenerate :^)
>>717463699
Its not that bad. Its not as bad as Vegemite, which Karme had about a week ago. Wasnt worth what he paid for it but I think he enjoyed it.

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Claim

>>717463987
no and I know it, but you sure are

>>717460953
never been more proud than to admit i have no clue what an ERP is .... weird fat fucks

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Breaking the lurk

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>>717463699
Probably going to quit my job and go to school

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>>717463153
Mmmm.... maybe. Ehhhh....


>>717463497
Yeah, she is a bit older than you, 3 years I want to say. Once her divorce is finalized she will technically be Christmas cake.

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>>717464402
About fucking time. Ever had Milo or Ovaltine?

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>>717464402
hi
>>717464258
i think you are

>>717464527
no you

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>>717464026
Who's Karme?

>>717464402
Welcome good friend, who I always respect and who is not a jew!

>>717464452
Sounds great. What will you study?

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>>717464495
I love milo

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>>717464495
I know Milo Yiannopoulos.

Ovaltine... isn't that that company who makes stuff like Nutella?
And Milo... uh the gras? Beer made out of Milo? What do you mean?

>>717464527
Hello there Haruhi, you okay?

>>717464733
... Of course not you backstabbing cunt you

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Slow day. What's up?

>>717464733
Anyone else studying cs?

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>>717464472
I know its hard, but just stay string till the divorce is finalized. 2 weeks of slow movement and guage her reaction.
>>717464527
Hows your day / evening?
>>717464733
A Koume claimer who enjoys cars like Makoto does. Milo is also similar to the British Ovaltine.
>>717464758
What brand of Milo? Where do you get it from?

>>717464830
Milo the malted chocolate drink

>Rory-sama

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>>717464830
yes i found out it wasnt too bad so im happier
>>717464883
good pretty normal
>>717464640
not as much as you

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>>717464883
I'd rather gauge her pussy and asshole.

>>717465068
no you

test

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>>717464733
Probably graphic or web design, Im not 100% sure yet

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>>717464472
>Once her divorce is finalized she will technically be Christmas cake.
So you're into cakes? Shiki would be so proud.

>>717463581
I messed up badly, I think I mixed up your height and Shinoa's.

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>>717464956
>>717464883
Never even heard of it. I don't think it exists in austria... nope, not available here

>>717465068
Oh thank god it worked out. Besides that?

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カラミチーマス

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>>717464852
Counter Strike is not a valid subject.
Well, maybe as valid as women studies.

>>717464883
Everyone likes cars. Or do they like a certain type, like lowriders?
>Ovaltine
Oh yes, I've drunken that before!
It's okay. Not really good, but compared to other Australian food it's edible.

>>717465377
That will involve a lot of programming.
Do you know any languages like java or c++?

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>>717465577
Well it's more of an age thing. Christmas Cakes to me are around my age so they are desirable. Young girls are fine and all, but young girls are like jewelry. They are pretty and expensive, and only used for "status."

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>>717465377
Also I found the chart!
(Don't kill yourself, though.)

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>>717465184
you're cuter silly
>>717465645
besides that ive been alright

>>717465666
She's in a coma now :(

>>717465747
Lol I meant cs as in computer science you silly goose

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>>717465068
Thats good.
>>717465577
I think Shinoa is 5'11".
>>717465666
Calm down Satan
>>717465645
Its available in Europe though... you should get on Milo. Its good.
>>717465747
I mean they're the two people who talk cars in the thread. Parts, building and maintaining and general griping that I can get the cars they cant.
Ovaltine is basically Milo. Imagine that with an oatmeal you dont have to cook. Thats my breakfast.

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>>717465747
>low riders
More like lewd riders amirite gals

>>717466079
don't call me silly I know cute when I see it and that means you

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>>717465747
Not really, but I can learn!

>>717465938
Im not going to, train is only 7 percent agony?

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>>717465577

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>>717466079
That's good to know

>>717466220
Yeah, in europe, but I'm in austria, that's not europe, that's Deutschland

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>>717466127
So basically programming?

>>717466220
Maybe I should try to start a conversation with them, they seem based.
>Imagine that with an oatmeal
I'd rather not.

>>717466223
Wew, lad!

>>717466431
You should try some easy tutorials on java basics, so see if it's for you.
They are all over the place and I found them to be pretty fun.
>train
Well, they crush you pretty good, so you'd die fast. Especially if you get your head or neck on the trails.
I did see a video of someone who had everything from the hip downwards ripped of by a train, but was still able to breath and move his arms. Seemed rather painful.

>>717466220
>>717466635
Daily reminder on where the border actually are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaEUWHVI2Y

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>>717466235
how do you not see it in yourself then?

>>717467137
>so basically programming
Pretty much

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>>717466635
If Shiros had Ovaltine then you have no excuse.
>>717465938
You should add Anesthetic overdose. 0 pain, 100% chance. Its how dogs go, when they say to put down.
>>717467137
Not a fan of oatmeal?

>>717467243
I'm blind

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>>717467269
I did have a few courses, but nothing too serious.
Do you enjoy it?

>>717467352
Isn't that OD on prescription drugs?
>oatmeal
Well, it's edible, but I'm not really hyped for it. I like food that can be chewed.

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>>717466470
>under 5'3''
Yay.

>>717466220
I don't think I could be wrong twice in a row, I'm only slightly retarded.

>>717465893
>Christmas Cakes to me are around my age so they are desirable.
Ah, well, that plays a role, now that you mention it. Since you're around 25 yourself, it would be normal for you to enjoy Cakes.
It's just a little bit different with Shiki, since he's basically my same age.

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>>717467137
Shut it Unwürdiger

>>717467352
He's in secondary Deutschland.

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>>717467449
you must be if you cant see it

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>>717467874
>the salt
Versuchst du allein mit dem plötzlichen Schneefall fertig zu werden?

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>>717467683
Well you dont need to chew weet bix. Makes it perfect for those who lack chewing teeth.
>prescription
General anesthetic isnt available. Are they just of things readily available?
>>717467726
Im not sure myself. Wait, do you have a chart or something?
Cakes are enjoyable. Wish I could eat my mums Christmas cake she made this year. But I cant touch a drop of alcohol. Last time I had it my head went spinning hard enough for me to stop work for 30 mins.
>>717467874
But everywhere is Deutschland. It must be. It will be.

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>>717468087
Welcher Schneefall du Schlampe?!
Hier ist kein Schnee, dazu verbrennen wir zu viele Juden.

>>717468133
Fourth Reich soon!

>>717467917
I am

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/me fucks everyone in this thread

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>>717467726
There was another girl I worked with who was a legit cake. 25 years old, never married, virgin. Sadly, she turned me down when I asked her out. Sucks, too. We seemed to have decent chemistry and we liked similar things like manga and vidya. But she claimed "I'm not ready for a relationship, I'm more focused on myself at the moment and I need to get myself to a more comfortable position before I start a relationship."

I was like "I got a good position for you," (I didn't actually say this verbatim but I was damn close.) and she laughed but declined. Seriously, shame shame shame. Probably the second time my heart was hurt really badly.

Oh wells.

>>717467683
I do like it. I'm doing a math minor as well and am enjoying it too. So much so I'm considering doing a second major but idk if it's worth the extra time and money

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>>717468250
why do you think i am?

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>>717468133
Oh, I forgot, that makes sense. So you don't usually munch this atrocity?
>drugs
I guess it would be rather hard to get some when.

>>717468197
Gute Güte, da wünscht man sich ja Tenten zurück. Mit dem konnte man wenigstens zivilisiert reden.
Vielleicht schneit es ja doch nicht, und es ist nur der Salzhagel der von Pischelsdorf rüberzieht.

>>717468467
That probably depends on what you plan to work as.

>>717468609
I always read about you

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>>717468197
Soon.
But first.
God.
Save.
The Queen.
>>717468290
That was a pretty hard sperg. Dont be ashamed, just be better. Think a little before you sperg again and you'll be fine. How old are you again?
>>717468703
I dont normally eat it, I normally eat normal cereals, toast or bacon wraps.

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>>717467137
Thought it was a little strange that it says 17.9 duration but 7 agony.
I'll definitely look up some tutorials soon!

>>717468703
>That probably depends on what you plan to work as.
tbh i have no clue

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>>717468703
Das ist kein Salzhagel! Das ist die Asche der Juden!

>>717469024
SAY MY FUCKING NAME!

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>>717468906
what do you mean?

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>>717469217
Its just a matter of perspective

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>>717469024
Much better, and way more fitting for a cook.
But how is stuff like this 'australia's number one cereal'?
Is it used as abo food?

>>717469117
Yeah, that's definitely weird.
Maybe the average was screwed up because a few people were kept alive for many hours until they died.
That's why you always use the median average when comparing individuals.

>>717469211
Well, how much longer until you must know?

>>717469217
Dann ist Judenasche wirklich hübsch!

>>717468906
>>717468250
Ffs, Kurome, just jerk it to her replies and leave.

>>717469748
I just read when you talk to people that is all

>>717470083
wrong fuck off with your loli shit already fagg

>>717470083
Probably best to decide by the end of next semester

Are you a student?

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>>717470321
Did I hit a nerve?

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>>717470083
Its out national cereal. And a lot of plebs eat it. I guess it would sustain coons rather well. They dont need much, they seem to get most of their abilities from goon anyway.