4chan is slowly becoming a fucking facebook meme itself, fuck you all and especially you OP
If this actually worked it wouldn't matter what i rolled because if there are an infinite number of universes and possibilities there's bound to be a timeline where i become god and if i were god id be all powerful and therefore able to make the me in this universe a god too also rendering any bad thing that happened to me because of rolling irreverent.
Oh well OP, I guess it doesn't count
You're asking ME to do this game?
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS!?
Of course its worth it. Literally of these options is better than just having some lame boring life as some shitstain on your families name. At least if your paralyzed you have an excuse for being fucking useless.