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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>be me
>cumming in daughter
>all the sudden son walks in
>son asks if he can get some too
>mfw
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One of my favorites
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>>717452607
not sure how i feel knowing i laughed at this
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>I don't know how
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>>717453252
Kek
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>>717453252
sad more like
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My fav
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bump

not enough greentext these days
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>> how do i meme text?
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Saw this early today


>be me
>playing club penguin trying to hook up with bitches
>my mum comes in and says that after I lost her her job I should get a part time job
>I tell her to fuck off
>she sighs
>"I-i-t's okay, Anon. It's not your fault you're special."
>Stupid bitch. Why does everyone need to tell me that?
>Ffwd 1 month later
>now she just wears really red lipstick, fishnets and short skirt and goes upstairs every night with a male friend to play 'games' with a locked door.
>lying bitch, how can we still be poor and she can still play around?
>sometimes I hear beating and her crying.
>note to self: buy noise-cancellation headphones with GBP.
>my tummy is hungry
>I go upstairs and knock on the door
>"MUMMY YOUR BEST BOY IS HUNGRY. I WANT TENDIES."
>no answer
>I put my ear against the door
>hear them exercising
>faggots must have put in earpiece and listening to music
>no one fucks with my tendies
>go to backyard
>climb up tree outside mummy's window
>am big-boned but tendies motivate me
>see their silhouette behind curtain
>he's helping her do sit ups
>I am Enzio Auditore
>swing like pendulum and crash through window
>I roll gracefully and crash into mummy's drawer
>don't know why they're not wearing clothes, it's not that hot
>her friend is spilling mayonnaise on her face
>her male friend goes wtf
>he storms out and says he'll never "spend money on a stupid whore again"
>mummy just sits there and cries
>I bang on my chest and scream "I WANT TENDIES"

Tfw when she left cooked tendies on the dining table before all that.
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>>717453252
That day anon posted his itunes
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ho dude dem feels.
also check'em
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>>717458343
>Four broken ribs
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Have more. Let me know if want.
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>>717461157
fuck you motherfucker
with your feeling shit
i come here to laugh or get creeped out
and i get this
this shit

poor lad lost his mother :(
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>>717461157
obviously he is supposed to hunt down and kill the person responsible
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>>>how-do-i-greentext-?
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have a few, dont remember what though. will dump
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