Oh, no! Frieza has been resurrected and only trips can stop him from blowing up the Earth! Will you save us, /b/? Are you ready to become A HERO?!
Close, but no cigar. This isn't even my final form, you know.
I alone will defeat Freezer Pops. I will destroy him with my ultimate finisher, "Meth Punch: The Hillbilly Murder Machine 2"
Congratulations! You've unlocked my final form. If you are to defeat me now, you'd best roll quads or higher.
Three in a row! Damn.
I don't need quads. I'm already... perfect.
NAMBLA Leader: Rights? Does anybody know their rights? You see, I've learned something today.
[Stan and Kyle look at each other]
Our forefathers came to this country because... they believed in an idea. An idea called "freedom." They wanted to live in a place where a group couldn't be prosecuted for their beliefs. Where a person can live the way he chooses to live.
[Stan, Kyle, and Cartman look at each other]
You see us as being perverted because we're different from you. People are afraid of us, because they don't understand. And sometimes it's easier to persecute than to understand.
[Stan and Kyle look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader]
Kyle: Dude. You have sex with children.
NAMBLA Leader: We are human. Most of us didn't even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that, well, then, I guess you'll just have to put us away.
[shots of the agents, then the Brando look-alikes, then Stan and Kyle, who look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader]
Kyle: [slowly, for emphasis] Dude. You have sex with children.
Stan: Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Hah! You almost had me there. Emphasis on the "almost".
and now ZE GOWL OAF OWL LAIF IS KWODS!!!!!!!!
Don't worry guys, I got this!
My name is Dirty Dan,but you all can call me:
don't worry guys cool magma is here to save the day
It seems you are in need of a professional...
You're starting to bore me. You won't like me when I'm bored. Trust me.
I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year. Enjoy the leaks and leak one yourself - snap-leak-cf
I meant after my snack of course
Alright Freeza, you're gonna love this. what you're seeing now is singles.
stand back kids the Master will show you how it's done
Here's about tree ora. Hows that Not Cooler?
how pathetic , even doll has doubles
Sorry about that hehe, I meant this.
Hah! You are wrong citizen! It is I! The real Fat man! Prepare to be crushed!
These are dubs.
You are the false Super Sand. Only Movie Goku Gots dis
Don't you guys get it? We can't defeat Frieza! He's too powerful!
Jorge and Koenma Witnessed
......well fuck Roshi.
Goku still has you beat.
Freeza, I'll give you one chance to leave this planet in peace. No harm will come to you and we can forget all about this.
I guess I have no choice but to use my gun!